The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 24, 2006, 10:50:18 PM
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This old lady in a wheelchair comes into the bookstore...SHe's pretty sickle, definitely a smoker at one time judging by her voice...and her Knuckles are blue, and as she's leaving she starts up a conversation.
Her: "What's your middle name?"
Me: "..Harding."
Her: "Oh....Are you Warren G. Harding's son?"
Me: "No. My Last name is Park."
Her: "Oh. Well when you see Warren, tell him to stop bothering me."
Me: "Okay, can do. :::Waits till she leaves the bookstore and looks to other cashier::: Who is Warren G. Harding?"
Warren G. Harding was the 29th president of the United States, and was sworn in on March 4, 1921.
Funny stuff.
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I can't see the resemblence.
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That's pretty funny.
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Kind of weird too, but I've heard stories about that lady....some not so funny.
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Real crazy's not always so fun loving and entertaining as Hollywood crazy.
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Especially when it involves bodily fluid. That's all I'm saying.
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Fecal matter's a popular one among the retarded.
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Kind of weird too, but I've heard stories about that lady....some not so funny.
do tell!
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well, you also need to tell Rosevelt to stop leaving prank messages on my answering machine!
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Ultimate Dangerous D would be all over that like the 'Dustbowl'.
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Nothing funny ever happens to me at work except young supple 18 yr old chicks dressing up as superheros and strippers. You haven't lived until you've seen batgirl grinding on a ninja turtle both of their thongs sticking out...
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What the hell, do you work in Rama's fantasy world?
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What the hell, do you work in Rama's fantasy world?
Possibly yes.
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Rama's fantasy world rocks.
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Rama's fantasy world has one too many Ramas for my taste.
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You can never have enough Rama.
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I have.
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You can still sit down....
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I think not. Last time you told me that, my ass hurt for a week.
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I didn't say it wouldn't hurt....I just said you could. Besides, it's you own fault. You know what the French Maid outfit does to me.
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:angry: ALL I AM IS A PIECE OF MEAT!
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Dude, that makes your name "Lance Harding Park"? I know there a joke there, I just need to find it.
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.....No. There is no joke there, no quality one anyway.
What's so wrong with "Lance Harding Park"?
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It could totally be a penis thing. Hush, boy, let me think...
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HARD-ing part would make you think so....but I'd look for a joke concerning someone else being named Lance Harding, Lance Park...or something along those lines.
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...What?
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Lance hard in the park? Too easy? Too low-brow?
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Yeah, but Low-brow is really the bread and butter. All the big money is in dick and fart jokes.
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...What?
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Yeah, but Low-brow is really the bread and butter. All the big money is in dick and fart jokes.
truth
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I think the funniest part of the story is you didn't know who Warren G. Harding was. Come on, man, he's widely considered to have had the most corrupt administration in U.S. history (and before anyone tries, no, Bush's can't hold a candle to it).
And he nominated former president Taft to the Supreme Court.
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Yeah, letting the South have their way again was pretty bad, unless it's proven the Bushies caused 9/11 to bring on the Apocalypse.
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My modern U.S. history professor in college basically said there were two Presidents whose administrations are regarded as failures among historians...those of Harding and Grant. The ironic thing was that both were allegedly honorable and honest men, but that they promoted their friends to office too much and didn't keep a close eye on them.
I mentioned to him at that point that the Carter administration should be considered for the third part of the triumvirate of suck. He said he thought the idea had some merit.