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Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: The D on Feb 23, 2006, 04:55:25 PM
This has stumped people on other boards and even started an argument on 4chan's IRC channel.

Imagine a jet plane (although it could probably be any sort of plane), and a runway that's a giant treadmill. When the plane's on the treadmill, the treadmill matches the plane's airspeed (relative to the ground) but in the opposite direction. So when the plane's at the end of the runway/treadmill going 0mph, the treadmill's going 0mph. When the plane's traveling at 80 knots facing north, the treadmill's going 80 knots southward.

Does the plane take off? This answer doesn't require complex math, just common sense.

I believe it can take off. I'll say why after a while, to see if someone else can explain it.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Feb 23, 2006, 05:00:17 PM
If there's opposing motion, there's no drag.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: The D on Feb 23, 2006, 05:07:09 PM
Wrong.

And no mention of planes is complete without this:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/tongodeon/pic/0000c20d/s640x480.jpg)
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Feb 23, 2006, 05:18:05 PM
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Wrong.
No, not wrong. If the plane is stationary, there is nothing moving through the air, which means there's no drag, which means the plane couldn't make lift.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Feb 23, 2006, 11:21:22 PM
He's right. As much as I hate to admit it. If the plane isn't moving forward, Lift can't build up under the wing and therefore it can't rise off the ground. The way a plane wing works, is  that the bottom is flat and the top is curved. When it cuts though the air, it takes longer for the air to travel over the wing then he does under the wing and this causes lift.  If there is no forward movement, then this won't happen.The people at those other boards are just dumb.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: B E C K on Feb 23, 2006, 11:39:28 PM
The plane should just try vomiting for a few weeks.  Then it'll fit into that prom dress, no problem.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Feb 23, 2006, 11:51:34 PM
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He's right. As much as I hate to admit it. If the plane isn't moving forward, Lift can't build up under the wing and therefore it can't rise off the ground. The way a plane wing works, is  that the bottom is flat and the top is curved. When it cuts though the air, it takes longer for the air to travel over the wing then he does under the wing and this causes lift.  If there is no forward movement, then this won't happen.The people at those other boards are just dumb.
Aren't you glad I wasn't aborted?
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 24, 2006, 12:04:34 AM
Yeah.  Plane won't take off.  This is my opinion as an engineer and, briefly, air cadet as well as non idiot.

The reason is stated above. Plane uses it's movement relative to the air around it, not the ground, to take off.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 24, 2006, 12:05:27 AM
I hate 4Chan...so very much...
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Feb 24, 2006, 12:07:46 AM
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He's right. As much as I hate to admit it. If the plane isn't moving forward, Lift can't build up under the wing and therefore it can't rise off the ground. The way a plane wing works, is  that the bottom is flat and the top is curved. When it cuts though the air, it takes longer for the air to travel over the wing then he does under the wing and this causes lift.  If there is no forward movement, then this won't happen.The people at those other boards are just dumb.
Aren't you glad I wasn't aborted?
Eh....I could go either way.  
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 24, 2006, 12:10:42 AM
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Eh....I could go either way.
I LOL'D.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Feb 24, 2006, 12:15:24 AM
I just want someone to love me!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Feb 24, 2006, 03:05:38 AM
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I could go either way.

I just want someone to love me!
...are you hitting on me?  :huh:  
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: IDE on Feb 24, 2006, 06:24:20 AM
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I hate 4Chan...so very much...
4chan loves  me
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/theylikeit.jpg)


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/1114922398600.jpg)
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 24, 2006, 07:39:14 AM
Rama almost answered correctly, but he didn't.

Now,here's the real answer. And it's real cause my dad being a pilot, I probably know more about airplanes than most of you  B)
 Wait, oh shit I was gonna talk about the big airplanes, i don't know about little jets. forget it.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 24, 2006, 09:37:12 AM
Damn you Faye, getting my hopes up like that.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Feb 24, 2006, 11:09:55 AM
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Rama almost answered correctly, but he didn't.

Now,here's the real answer. And it's real cause my dad being a pilot, I probably know more about airplanes than most of you  B)
 Wait, oh shit I was gonna talk about the big airplanes, i don't know about little jets. forget it.
The basic princple is the same for all winged aircraft. Large or small...The only difference is the amount of powet  it takes to reach lift off speed. IE: the larger the plane the more powet you need.

Now if you had an Anti-gravity driven aircraft then that's different...but those arn't suppose to exist.  :unsure:
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Feb 24, 2006, 12:21:34 PM
How did Faye give us an answer when she didn't..?

WORST EPISODE EVER!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 24, 2006, 01:41:30 PM
You can have a nuclear-powered rocket engine with the ability to reverse the Earth's rotation, and it wouldn't matter.  If there's an equal and opposite force holding the plane in it's fixed position (the treadmill matching velocity), there is no relative airspeed; i.e., no air is passing under the wing and thus no lift.

Saying it can is idiotic.
(http://virtualskies.arc.nasa.gov/aeronautics/tutorial/images/AirPressure.gif)
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Feb 24, 2006, 02:53:57 PM
*already said that* <.<

Why does anyone go to 4chan aside for looking for pr0n?
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: B E C K on Feb 24, 2006, 08:33:23 PM
"6 Firefox"?  FTW?  Are you telling me you're not using the tabs and actually have six windows open?  Why?
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: IDE on Feb 24, 2006, 08:37:11 PM
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*already said that* <.<

Why does anyone go to 4chan aside for looking for pr0n?
There's this guy that posts there that's really funny.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: B E C K on Feb 24, 2006, 08:39:20 PM
...and incidentally has manga-boobies.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: IDE on Feb 24, 2006, 08:52:04 PM
oh you know anonymous.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: The D on Feb 25, 2006, 02:57:10 PM
You're wrong, and you make the assumption that everyone makes, which is incorrect.

First off, you're comparing your thinking to that of a car on a treadmill. Since the car propells itself forward by friction from the ground, if it's driving on a treadmill going the same speed, the speed of the treadmill cancels out the speed of the car.

However, an airplane has wheels that freely turn. And the plane gets it's thrust from the engines, not the wheels. As the plane starts to accelerate from zero, the conveyor belt would match it's speed. The wheels would spin along with the belt, but the plane itself would be mostly unaffected by the backwards movement of the treadmill. Thus, the plane WOULD be moving forward and would have air traveling under the wings and would take off.

I have websites to prove it, too!
http://experts.about.com/q/Physics-1358/Ai...ving-runway.htm (http://experts.about.com/q/Physics-1358/Airplane-moving-runway.htm)
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/060203.html (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/060203.html)

Also, you guys failed to take into account the plane might be a VTOL or be flying into a really STRONG wind.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Feb 25, 2006, 03:06:00 PM
And the wind is blowing in the exact direction of the airplane, and I mean exact without crosswinds?

And most of the stuff found online is crap, and this smells of it. Even with the engines providing the movement, the plane is still remanining stationary.

If this was a viable option, we wouldn't still build aircraft carriers.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 25, 2006, 03:12:49 PM
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VTOL
A VTOL doesn't have to use a runway to take off. Why would it even have wheels? By your analogy the treadmill would be completely immobile.

As for the other stuff... it's crap. If like "you" say the plane is moving faster than it's wheels then it's already flying and it can't get to that speed to fly just a little if it's not actually moving relative to it's outside environment because of the conveyor belt.  What you're saying is like... if you tied a plane up and put it on blocks and then cut the cord as you removed the blocks then the plane would just start from a stationary position.. well yeah I don't believe that.  The plane would go down, at least a bit, before getting speed and raising itself and unless the initial momentem takes it go up right off before going forward then the treadmill thing is crap.

As for wind it would have to be so strong that it would make an immobile plane just take off... which is retarded.  Planes parked on a runway don't generally just take off when it's a bit windy.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: B E C K on Feb 26, 2006, 12:53:42 PM
Mind did, but then again it was made out of paper.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: The D on Feb 26, 2006, 09:58:44 PM
I'm still right, fools! (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/191034-1.html)

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It was an interesting argument, but as things progressed, more rational heads prevailed, pointing out that the airplanes do not apply their thrust via their wheels, so the conveyor belt is irrelevant to whether the airplane will takeoff. One guy even got one of those rubber band powered wood and plastic airplane that sell for about a buck, put it on the treadmill someone foolishly donated to the Lounge years ago, thinking that pilots might actually exercise. He wound up the rubber band, set the treadmill to be level, and at its highest speed. Then he simultaneously set the airplane on the treadmill and let the prop start to turn. It took off without moving the slightest bit backwards.

They even did the experiment and it worked!


I also like the comparison to the hovercraft. Stick a hovercraft on this conveyor belt runway, and no matter how fast the conveyor belt rotates, the hovercraft will still travel forward... there's little friction with the ground.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Feb 26, 2006, 10:40:11 PM
Who the fuck is Rick Durden, and if he was so smart, why does he blog instead of fuck supermodels in the Turks and Caicos Islands like Bill Gates, Lockheed and Martin.

You fail, and so does Rick Durden.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 26, 2006, 10:25:31 PM
No. That's crap. The reason for which the planes actually took off is because the treadmill was unable to keep up with the speed of the plane.  The way these people seem to think the plan would take off is that the powet of the turbines pushing the plane would make it just fly forward and not stick to the treadmill. But the problem is you can't perfectly duplicate such a treadmill.  If the plane is allowed to lose it's grip on the tread and move forward before going upwards, wich is the only way in which a plane can fly because upwards motion is only caused by the wind under the wings caused by the forward motion, then the speed of the plan is not all being compensated by the treadmill. It's just not able to keep up.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Feb 27, 2006, 05:20:39 AM
I think you are wasting your time. D would tell the Wright Brothers they where wrong, and would be completely serious about it.  
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 27, 2006, 09:47:44 AM
First off, you're an idiot if you can't understand why it can't happen.

To reiterate, air has to move around the wings in order to create lift.  And ths air must move at a speed that produces enough lift to actually pull the plane upwards.  If the plane is accelerating forward while the ground is moving backwards, the plane is not moving and air will not move around the wings at a sufficient speed to generate the sufficient lift required to pick it up off the ground.

I don't give a crap where the thrust comes from.  The fact is that it IS NOT MOVING, and thus there is not enough airflow to produce lift.  And it doesn't matter if the wind is blowing, or how hard, because unless it's a fucking hurricane or tornado, it's not going to be strong enough to blow over the wings and lift it.

I work in a place that tests jet engines on a daily basis.  If you strap a jet down and burn the engines, guess what?  It doesn't lift.  Same thing here, except instead of straps you have a treadmill keeping the thing stationary.

Now pull your head out of your ass and find something else to go on about.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: IDE on Feb 27, 2006, 03:18:23 PM
EVERYBODY CHILLLLL OUTTT!!!

I'm gonna be running on a treadmill later tonight.  I'll flap my arms when no one is looking and we'll settle this once and for all!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2006, 03:55:27 PM
Bring souvenirs.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 27, 2006, 05:35:22 PM
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EVERYBODY CHILLLLL OUTTT!!!

I'm gonna be running on a treadmill later tonight.  I'll flap my arms when no one is looking and we'll settle this once and for all!
I'm not convinced you couldn't do so from a stationary position making you a human equivalent of a VTOL craft.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: The D on Feb 27, 2006, 10:04:32 PM
I give up on you guys, you aren't reading the articles properly, you're not thinking properly. For one thing, the plane is not STICKING to the treadmill, it's resting on the treadmill on the wheels, which roll freely. The thrust is from the engines. The engines push it forward, the wheels spin backwards freely with the treadmill and don't impede on the plane's movement, and the plane's thrusted forward, air goes under the wings, and it takes off.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: IDE on Feb 27, 2006, 10:26:32 PM
I flapped as hard as I could and nothing happened.

Case Closed.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2006, 10:34:55 PM
is there someone here who actually cares about how planes fly? damnit i've heard about planes for my whole life.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 27, 2006, 11:35:12 PM
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I flapped as hard as I could and nothing happened.

Case Closed.
ONE TRUTH PREVAILS!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 28, 2006, 11:04:58 AM
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I give up on you guys, you aren't reading the articles properly, you're not thinking properly. For one thing, the plane is not STICKING to the treadmill, it's resting on the treadmill on the wheels, which roll freely. The thrust is from the engines. The engines push it forward, the wheels spin backwards freely with the treadmill and don't impede on the plane's movement, and the plane's thrusted forward, air goes under the wings, and it takes off.
You know WHY people use treadmills?  Because they can WALK all day yet not GO anywhere.  The same with a plane.

The engines do not propel the plane upwards, only forward.  It's like a car on a dynometer...you can measure the powet output of the car at the rear wheels, but it's not "making wind" around it.  If the plane is not "making wind" around it, there'll be no lift.

You could have Jesus AND Chuck Norris pushing it from behind, but if the treadmill can match that speed in the opposite direction, it's not going forward.

I'm not conceding this.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 28, 2006, 01:23:07 PM
Jesus and Chuck Norris together? I'd pay to see that.  
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Post by: IDE on Feb 28, 2006, 02:50:06 PM
He's Jesus, lol.
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Post by: Sam on Feb 28, 2006, 03:52:42 PM
As much as I am loathe to admit it, D's right on this one.  It would take minimal additional thrust from the engines to overcome the opposing motion of the treadmill, mostly due to the effects of lost energy due to friction in the wheel bearings.  When you stop to consider the fact that the wheels on the plane are essentially there to keep it from having to slide around on it's belly, the answer becomes rather obvious.

Let's put it this way:

Remove the wheels completely and allow the plane to be suspended by, I don't know, some anti grav unit that's only strong enough to lift it a few feet off the ground.  The jet turbines engage and the air is compressed, fuel added and combusted,, then allowed to expand again, providing thrust (if you want I could go into the specifics of the Brayton cycle, but I doubt anyone's interested).  All of this happens completely independent of any interaction with the ground.  The ground could be screaming backwards at 2x the speed of sound and it wouldn't bother the jet.  We're not worried about lift here, we're just talking about simple horizontal locomotion.  (the lift comes as a result, but it's rather inconsequential to the heart of the problem)

Let's put the wheels back.  Now the wheels, of course, are not the ideal suspension device the theoretical anti-grav unit is.  There are inherrent innefficiencies, including the aformentioned friction.  This would, indeed, cause some small amount of backwards force.  But the magnitude of that force and the resulting motion is negligable compared to the thrust that the turbines can put out.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 28, 2006, 08:44:31 PM
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Jesus and Chuck Norris together? I'd pay to see that.
I'm picturing Jesus clinging onto Chuck Norris' back, his fingers gripping the abundant amount of hair, and recoiling in horror as he realizes he's sinking.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2006, 03:21:49 AM
I was kinda hoping for "Sidekicks 2."  
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 01, 2006, 06:00:00 AM
Sam makes sense and I concende that his explanation makes me thing this would work. This isn't really in fitting with how the question was asked though as it seems that for every forward thrust there is a backward thrust on the plane stopping it in the same way by this threadmill.  Like if the wheels were perfectlyfrictionless at the joints. I guess what's causing that way to make sense is the friction at the wheel's joint (whatever that's called) as well as a lack of proper adhession between the wheels and the treadmill.

None of these sites, and especially not the guy who's trying to explain it who doesn't understand it..., have made it make sense like he did.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 01, 2006, 08:22:51 AM
well, he IS an engineer.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 08:54:49 AM
It's kinda an ideal explanation, so to me I don't see it working. If it was possible, the miliary would be using it.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2006, 09:04:09 AM
Yeah they wouldn't need to be investing millions into a VOTL NATO fighter if this actually worked. Besides you have to throw so many rules out the window to make it work and the question didn't really address that very well. It’d be like saying imagine you have a sub under water, but the rules of hydro dynamics don't apply.... Then really what's the point of it being underwater?
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Post by: Sam on Mar 01, 2006, 10:45:36 AM
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Yeah they wouldn't need to be investing millions into a VOTL NATO fighter if this actually worked. Besides you have to throw so many rules out the window to make it work and the question didn't really address that very well. It’d be like saying imagine you have a sub under water, but the rules of hydro dynamics don't apply.... Then really what's the point of it being underwater?
If this "worked" it still wouldn't provide any useful advantage.  You'd just be wasting energy running a treadmill and getting nothing but some waste heat generated by the friction in the bearings.

But the whole point is the treadmill wouldn't be useful at all; it's not like it allows the jet to build up a lot of thrust without moving forward.  The jet moves forward and takes off as if nothing is going on underneath it.

As a fun little aside, the jet *would* get an insignificant boost forward if  it was still on the ground when it got to the edge of the treadmill since the wheels would be rotating faster than the jet is moving forward.  That tiny amount of kinetic energy (1/2*I*w^2, where I is the moment of inertia of the wheel and w is the angular velocity [in rad/sec]) would be transferred to the plane (1/2*m*v^2, where m is the mass of the plane and v is the linear velocity).  Since the plane is so much more massive (m) than the wheel (I, which is directly related to the mass of the wheel and it's shape), the velocity increase is negligable.

But it's still there.

I hope you all took notes, there'll be an exam on Friday.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 11:00:08 AM
Fuck this shit, I am a history student. Unless the production of this affects society, and it's use helps turn the tide of war or oppresses women, then maybe, otherwise fuck a 4chan for wasting my time over a useless and improbable innovation that has in no way aided soceity, and proved to do nothing more than bog it down. Shit, this needs more anime pr0n.
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Post by: Sam on Mar 01, 2006, 11:01:12 AM
that being said, I almost wanted to argue the opposite side, since the attitude of the question and D's replies struck me as having a "Ha ha, I'm smarter than you" tone
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 11:02:09 AM
Just smile at the anime pr0n.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Sam on Mar 01, 2006, 11:12:01 AM
(I'm not smiling at the anime pr0n of the girls that look like they're 12, tops)

It also may help to look at the wheels in the extreme situations.

First, let's imagine the wheels as having an efficiency of zero.  They're completely rusted in place, essentially no better than a concrete block strapped onto the belly of the plane.  In this case the plane would move backwards as soon as the treadmill starts moving.  
(translational  --> 100% translational)

Next, imagine the wheel is an ideal component -- no friction in the bearings.  Any kinetic energy transferred to the wheel by the treadmill at the contact surface is converted completely into rotational energy.  The plane stands in one place and the wheels spin at a rate determined by the treadmill speed.
(translational --> 100% rotational)

Reality lies somewhere between.
(translational --> X% translational + Y% rotational)



...damn I'm a nerd.  This is actually interesting to me.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 11:24:44 AM
What anime chick looks of age? They're Japanese!

Plus, they have boobs.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2006, 11:30:52 AM
I thought that the idea was to make them look 12....It's like what they are "into" over there. You get none of the guilt cause they arn't real. Clever loophole you cheeky bastards.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 01, 2006, 11:35:35 AM
lolilicious!
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 01:18:50 PM
LOLIGASM!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 01, 2006, 01:41:57 PM
I thought that kind of pics were prohibited in this board
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 02:36:02 PM
There's no nudity.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 01, 2006, 03:17:34 PM
I see a nipple!!

Nuri, I think the best for us all is if you ban tom. he's corrupting our little society with disgusting and obscene pictures of naked cartoons!
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 03:34:16 PM
*cough*
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Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2006, 04:32:52 PM
What kind of a world do we live in where Tom can't post some toon nipple, but IDE can post a pic of himself naked except a small stuff animal covering his boys. I don't want to live in a world like that!!!!  
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Post by: IDE on Mar 01, 2006, 04:47:50 PM
You don't have to get all uppity.  I'll post a pic without the stuffed animal.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2006, 04:49:25 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!  

:: stabs out his own eyes with a spork. ::  
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 05:03:14 PM
Can I borrow your spork?
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Post by: IDE on Mar 01, 2006, 05:04:49 PM
Now that you guys aren't using your sockets anymore would you mind if...ahh you probably would.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 05:05:17 PM
...Faye does that.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 01, 2006, 07:37:28 PM
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What kind of a world do we live in where Tom can't post some toon nipple, but IDE can post a pic of himself naked except a small stuff animal covering his boys. I don't want to live in a world like that!!!!
Ok  , are you BLIND? last time i looked, Nuri was the owner of the board! she being a woman would be ok with guys showing their ""assets", especially if they are nice(cause we don't wanna see a tom naked here)
 
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 07:51:29 PM
...you don't?

I'm fucking hot naked.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 01, 2006, 10:38:44 PM
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well, he IS an engineer.
Me and Scott, who were both arguing the opposite, are also engineers.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 11:02:01 PM
But I don't have this image of Shelly, which undermines you credibility.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 01, 2006, 11:06:07 PM
That's not me. That's my friend Ali.

This is me:
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/thanksgiving/images/tg2004_21.jpg)
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 02, 2006, 07:05:42 AM
Well, I guess you told me.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2006, 08:58:38 AM
SPONGEBOB!! how did you dare!
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Post by: Rama on Mar 02, 2006, 09:18:12 AM
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(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/thanksgiving/images/tg2004_21.jpg)
A man humping a giant sponge.... This image is one line about the dangers of teen pregnancy away from a contraceptive ad.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 02, 2006, 02:11:36 PM
I LOL'D
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 02, 2006, 07:30:45 PM
Kary laments at Sponge's lost anal cherry, or whatever the fuck sponges have.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 02, 2006, 08:05:17 PM
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(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/thanksgiving/images/tg2004_21.jpg)
A man humping a giant sponge.... This image is one line about the dangers of teen pregnancy away from a contraceptive ad.
DUDE, that is a contraceptive.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 02, 2006, 10:45:06 PM
haha I still remember Seinfeld's episode about it.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 03, 2006, 01:40:37 PM
With all due respect, it still doesn't matter.  Under the assumptions presented with this question, the treadmill matches the plane's speed...no matter the change in acceleration, the speed would still be matched.  What loss can be accounted for by the wheel bearings/suspension/friction/etc. is inconsequential because the situation is essentially one where friction can never be overcome to produce forward motion.  So the engine can provide a constant, increasing, decreasing, or non-existant acceleration, but the speed would continue to be matched.

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well, he IS an engineer.
Me and Scott, who were both arguing the opposite, are also engineers.
I personally found physics I to be one of the more fun classes in our curricula.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Mar 03, 2006, 02:49:57 PM
Hey man.....we are talking about the Sponge now. Get with the times.  
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Mar 03, 2006, 02:50:33 PM
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(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/thanksgiving/images/tg2004_21.jpg)
A man humping a giant sponge.... This image is one line about the dangers of teen pregnancy away from a contraceptive ad.
DUDE, that is a contraceptive.
That was kinda the joke.  
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 03, 2006, 07:02:10 PM
Your mom's a joke...

That's why people laugh, if you didn't know.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: B E C K on Mar 03, 2006, 08:33:49 PM
Am I the only one who thought it was a waste to not have someone else on the other end of the sponge?  I mean, he does have a mouth.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Mar 04, 2006, 12:08:34 PM
RIDE THE SPONGEBOB TRAIN!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 05, 2006, 01:01:52 PM
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Am I the only one who thought it was a waste to not have someone else on the other end of the sponge?  I mean, he does have a mouth.
If I had a clone I'd be all over that but it's not so easy to find someone to go along with my shenanigans most of the time.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 05, 2006, 01:23:49 PM
You could always photoshop yourself in...  Think the same camera tricks they used to film "The Parent Trap" only your twin is helping you double-team Spongebob!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: B E C K on Mar 05, 2006, 09:26:16 PM
....when he's not getting giant implants or being a whore!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 05, 2006, 11:19:50 PM
A photoshop with 2 of me?

Like this:
(http://adamrulz.com/images/temp/clonish.jpg)

Wasn't actually done with photoshop though so technically that term does not apply.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Mar 06, 2006, 07:32:27 AM
HAWT!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: The D on Mar 06, 2006, 03:30:08 PM
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LOLIGASM!
Tom's into that gay beachboy sex.
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: tomduo on Mar 06, 2006, 03:31:24 PM
Who isn't?
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: The D on Mar 06, 2006, 03:32:40 PM
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A photoshop with 2 of me?

Like this:
(http://adamrulz.com/images/temp/clonish.jpg)

Wasn't actually done with photoshop though so technically that term does not apply.
I loled.


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Who isn't?
The Academy of Motion Pictures
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 06, 2006, 06:43:44 PM
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I loled.

 
Funny how doug now is imitating the way of speaking of IDE. Watch out son!
Title: Plane on a Treadmill
Post by: Rama on Mar 07, 2006, 09:02:13 AM
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Your mom's a joke...

That's why people laugh, if you didn't know.
Hey....I'm not going to disagree with you.