The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Tickets34 on Feb 23, 2006, 02:07:07 PM
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I need tickets to a live sex act between a monkey, a llama, and Jenifer Lopez.
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I need tickets to a live sex act between a monkey, a llama, and Jenifer Lopez.
Go to Mexico.
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SHE IS PUERTO RICAN, FOOL!
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*confused*
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yeah
maybe you are confusing her with salma hayek, who is mexican.
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And smokin'.
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Kathy Griffin says Salma can't speak English worth jack, which I find completely believable.
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...so?
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So she can't fucking talk. Not that you have to care or I would even remotely expect you to....
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J Lo can't speak spanish
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It's probably for the best.
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Who wants to speak Spanish anyways? All the people who speak English will just confuse you for the maid.
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It would've added believability to "Maid in Manhattan", turning it from a giant, smoldering piece of shit into a giant, smoldering piece of shit with realistic Spanish conversation expected from el ghetto maids.
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You saw that?
I guess someone had to...
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Who wants to speak Spanish anyways? All the people who speak English will just confuse you for the maid.
i love when you do comments like that because it just shows everybody how much of a white trash/red neck mentality you have.
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Or I am pointing out the social woes that society still faces due to overwhelming negative stereotypes affecting the hispanic community of the united states.
So fuck off, bitch.
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You saw that?
I guess someone had to...
I was bored and my mom owns the tape. There was much fast-forwarding and projectile vomiting afoot.
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I wonder how many zeros they had to flash in front of Ralph Fiennes before he agreed to do the film without actually reading the script.
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Everytime he would appear on screen, I would say "Lord Voldemort" in a weird shrieky voice.
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Or I am pointing out the social woes that society still faces due to overwhelming negative stereotypes affecting the hispanic community of the united states.
So fuck off, bitch.
that hicks like you think they are true. niiiice.
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So good to see you at each others throats again....when you where both on the same side in the religon debate it just didn't feel right.
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She is pro-Life, and I am Pro-Choice.
OOOHHH!!! I SMELL SITCOM!
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Oh, come off it.
You know you two want to get together and beget a bunch of tom valentines.
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...speaking of the end of the world.
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I'm sorry I don't want to go down on the social and economical scale.
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...hahahahaha. My Dad probably makes more than your family has in stolen Jew gold.
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nigga please. my dad alone(not counting the rest of the family) probably has more money than your whole family has ever(and will ever) have.
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XD You'd like to think that, wouldn't you.
Think of this, I live in a dorm by myself, never bitch about money, I have a car, and I am a white male.
Remember, being wealthy in Peru is relative.
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Burned.
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S'oki, i carry Aloe Vera.
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I bet my dad is more poor then your dad.
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Yeah, which is why I don't talk of such things.
Is he healthy, at least?
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XD You'd like to think that, wouldn't you.
Think of this, I live in a dorm by myself, never bitch about money, I have a car, and I am a white male.
Remember, being wealthy in Peru is relative.
I live in my own apt, I pay the whole tuition, I could have had a car but I don't drive, and I'm fucking gorgeous.
Who the fuck cares if I'm from Peru, Venezuela, India or Thailand, what do you think, that people who have money automatically will come to live here? PLEASE. You are sooooo ignorant, I can't believe you passed the SAT.
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XD You'd like to think that, wouldn't you.
Think of this, I live in a dorm by myself, never bitch about money, I have a car, and I am a white male.
Remember, being wealthy in Peru is relative.
You live in a dorm by yourself? What did you do, kick out the missus?
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No, she lives with her Papa who was divorced recently after being cheated on for a year, and now that he's retired from the army and after buying a house with his savings, he can't get a job so he is dirt poor so Kary is helping to take care of him while he gets back on his feet. Plus we're only engaged right now.
He found Jesus, and apparently it's made him hate everything that is fun.
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I'm fucking gorgeous too but I still have alot of student loans :(
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Ditto, something that is left to me and my Dad will not help me with. But then it's fine, because I can do it by myself.
I think.
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My job is paying for my schooling. It's pretty sweet...
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I have several plans to get out of debt fast!
1) Sell a screen play
2) Go king crab fishing in alaska (one season 3-4 months I think pays 60 grand...1 out 5 people who do it die)
3) Join the national guard and kill me some mothafuckin A-rabs for a cool 50 grand.
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Until an IED turns you into chop suey.
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My screen plays aren't that bad.
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Then why aren't you all krunk and shit?!
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Yeah, which is why I don't talk of such things.
Is he healthy, at least?
He's dead.
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...a simple no would have done. The Al Bundy image with that broke my heart. :(
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Good!
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Then why aren't you all krunk and shit?!
I was krunk last night and all that got me was a night of cuddling and nipple kissing....I think I've lost my mojo.
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i got FUCKED UP last night, drank like 400000 mojitos and champagne, swam in the roof top pool of the most expensive building in philadelphia, made out with my usual hook up buddy(who's oh! a model from manhattan!)
aahhh what a good life.
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I'm accustomed to hitting home runs and a base hit nowadays is a dissapointment to myself and my fans.
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I slept, something I only manage to do on the weekends. During the week I can never sleep.
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Yeah, which is why I don't talk of such things.
Is he healthy, at least?
He's dead.
For some reason, I imagine Al saying "he's dead, jim" with that face.
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Cue "Bad to the Bone".
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Buhbuhbuhbad.