The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: tomduo on Feb 21, 2006, 07:36:17 PM
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I like this. I wish Marvel would ditch the CGed abortion that will be Wolverine and the X-Men, and make more animation in this style. The art is better than X-Men Emolution, which was good to begin with.
A+!
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I'm curious about this, oh so curious....
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What interested me was the fact that they used unknowns for many of the roles, holding open casting calls over the net.
Points for that!
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Ultimate Thor with no beard?
Man, fuck that!
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Because it would have made him look like an Aryan Bin-Laden, and this is 'Merica, son!
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Fuck the Ultimate Universe...Fuck in right in the asshole. Viva La 616.
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What's the difference anyway? Like with this "Ultimate" bizz-ness? What, are they 'FUCKING X-TREME'?
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I'm surprised I even like the Ultimate universe.
Marvel in general, 616 the very least, has never interested me.
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What's the difference anyway? Like with this "Ultimate" bizz-ness? What, are they 'FUCKING X-TREME'?
Basicly they rebooted all the popular books, and made them more "Hip". Which boils down to Collussus being gay and Nick Fury is black.
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I... can't tell if you're joking or not.
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I'm not.
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Bah! For fuck's sake! Let's just gay and black everyone up. Then I can change the name to Nuriko's Ultimate Sphere.
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And I think Giant Man beats his wife...or is that Ant-Man....or are they the same guy? I don't know, I never read Avengers.
And I think Ultimate Nuriko's Sphere sounds better. That way you get the Ultimate brand name out there in the front.
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So, Knurph will be back, in black gay form and Toe will be married and beat his wife?
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Oh man....That would make such a good TV show.
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The following people are now black:
tom
aDam
Faye
myself
D
Bernie
joe
The following people are now gay:
Zero
E
Max
Merla
toe
shells
Chels
The following people are in a wheelchair:
squirrel
Bitch
Fiero
IDE
Megs
Phage
TM2Rampage now suffers from depression.
And everyone else, you beat your wife!
ULTIMATE SPHERE!!!!!!!~````1111111111111
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C-can I beat Merla for the hell of it?
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Yes, but you must wear these purple rhinestone gloves.
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Ultimate Zero can learn to compromise...
Hey, does Ultimate Doug stalk old ladies at nursing homes? Pressed up to the windows with his mouth watering for dusty cooch?
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He would but he's in prison.
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How did he get in prison?
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Do I have a bigger penis now?
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MY WHEELCHAIR'S GOT JETS! (jets jets jets)
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Emmy, can I trade my black for your gay?
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Wait....which one of us is the traveler from another dimenson where everyone isn't Black/ Gay/ or a wife beater so that it all ties in with the main books neatly?
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May I be black, gay, in a wheelchair, AND beat my manlover? I'd literally be hell on wheels that way.
As for the Ultimate Avengers movie: (http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/tgr/4thumbs.gif) And I don't even care for Marvel comics.
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Can I have one good leg so that I can still kick people in the crotch?
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Did toe have to give up his blackness to become gay? If so, I'll pair up with him.
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Shit, now I am black?
NO!!!
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By default, now that I'm black, I have the bigger penis in this board. Guys, let's be realistic here. White penises are smaller than latin penises, and even more smaller than black penis. you are all my bitches now.
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Now that I'm in a wheelchair my penis is the only leg I use.
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Emmy, can I trade my black for your gay?
Sure, but I get your breasts.
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I thought you had some...?
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He just got shafted. Gay is the new Black!
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Does that mean gays are going to start owning ridiculous cars with rainbow under-glow and pink chrome spinners?
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God that ruins a beautiful car... and turns it into a piece of shit.
My favorite is when cars are tricked out (see mufler) so that it sounds like it's going 100 mph when in reality it's going 20. Fucking priceless.
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And let's not forget... (http://ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubbvideo.html)
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eBaum's world is a plague on Humanity.
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Feh. I believe that Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis are worth it.
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It's thinking like that why we have Jessica Simpson.
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It's thinking like that why we have Jessica Simpson.
I thought that was because of inbreeding and plastic surgery.
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C-can I beat Merla for the hell of it?
H-Hey what the heck did I ever do to you?!?
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By default, now that I'm black, I have the bigger penis in this board. Guys, let's be realistic here. White penises are smaller than latin penises, and even more smaller than black penis. you are all my bitches now.
Warning! Link is graphic in nature. Feel free to delete if deemed necessary.
This disproves your assertion! :D (http://www.tehstyleguide.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=19255#19255)
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Faye is an idiot. I bet she thinks Asians have the small peni as well XD
Urban Legends made in the late 19th-20th centuries. Find me a porno where it says 'big black cocks', and I'll give you some white dudes packin the same girth.
Them Chinese, though. Tell Me Yao Ming wouldn't split even Faye in half.
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How did he get in prison?
I raped several teenage and college-age females with my massive 20 inch black cock. I also killed some niggas.
And let's not forget... (http://ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubbvideo.html)
God, leave Eric Baums to stick his fucking logo on a news clip and pretend it's his. You know that Kron4 could sue his ass off for that?
"The whistles go WOOOOO!!!!
When you wanna WOOOWOOO!!! It's dat Woo WOOOO!!! You know what I'm sayin? Then you got the flows; then they be trippin' off the flowmasters.
Dat's only in the mornin'. You 'posed to be up cookin' breakfast for somebody and so, that's like a alarm clock. Woo wooo!!!"
"Decoration, man, it's just fo' decoration! Dat's it and dat's all, man; we do it fo' decorations. Yeah, I gots it on my car."
Can we please gas all urban blacks? Except me of course, I'm suburban, middle class, and I'm in prison so I'm not dangerous.
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You're black?
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You're black?
According to Nuri.
Remember, this board is all about Affermative Action!
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Wait....which one of us is the traveler from another dimenson where everyone isn't Black/ Gay/ or a wife beater so that it all ties in with the main books neatly?
Duh, Shipley of course.
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Well I guess that makes sense. His breaded penis would have had to orginate in a some alternate reality.
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A "Shake and Bake" reality, if you will.
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HA HA! Ha.........ha.....oh damn. Now I got this image in my head of a small paper bag with a hole cut in and Shipley dipping his little ship in egg yoks. *shuddder*
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And I helped! Well not really, but someone had to say it.
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Faye is an idiot. I bet she thinks Asians have the small peni as well XD
Urban Legends made in the late 19th-20th centuries. Find me a porno where it says 'big black cocks', and I'll give you some white dudes packin the same girth.
Them Chinese, though. Tell Me Yao Ming wouldn't split even Faye in half.
I've heard conflicting stories on the whole size thing however I learned something interesting today. In Japan condoms come in a very small size. So small in fact aht white people traveling to there have a very hard time finding large enough condoms as the ones that are easily available will not fit the standard caucasian penis.
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And I helped! Well not really, but someone had to say it.
Should have let Merla do it, she would have loved that.
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It would have been the highlight of her day, and all she talked about at work... Now her only claim to fame will be that she brought 'Tab' to work instead of her usual 'RC' for 'Wacky Cola Friday"...
Can you live with that Nuri? Can you?
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Faye is an idiot. I bet she thinks Asians have the small peni as well XD
Urban Legends made in the late 19th-20th centuries. Find me a porno where it says 'big black cocks', and I'll give you some white dudes packin the same girth.
Them Chinese, though. Tell Me Yao Ming wouldn't split even Faye in half.
I've heard conflicting stories on the whole size thing however I learned something interesting today. In Japan condoms come in a very small size. So small in fact aht white people traveling to there have a very hard time finding large enough condoms as the ones that are easily available will not fit the standard caucasian penis.
The fact that there's so much conflicting evidence either way causes the issue to be thrown up in the air. Sex Talk with Sue and Doctor Drew Pinsky both say they've never seen a correlary between race and penis size. Btw, all the things I've ever seen has never included hispanic as a race group. Kinsey who ran a legitimate one found no correlary either.
The whole Japanese condom thing sounds like like a myth too, I heard the same thing about Germany.
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The whole Japanese condom thing sounds like like a myth too, I heard the same thing about Germany.
I'm not just passing on a rumour I heard from someone who's not really sure. This is a straight up fact told to me by my good friend who never exagerates who spent years in Japan. It's an actual non urban legend problem over there.
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fuck! there goes my love for japanese guy :(
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Oh Faye....it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.
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Its actually the thickness that gives the woman the most pleasure. The nerve endings end past the opening, so length is only psychological. Now girth stretches the vaginal muscles that will cause the mind bending sex. The woman can actually increase her pleasure through Kegel (sp?) exercizes that pregnant women do.
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Oh Faye....it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.
Whoever created that phrase had a small dick!
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...why do all Nautical sayings make you talk about the cock?
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cause i can talk about whatever the hell i want whenever the hell i want to :)
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If you saw Mandingo, you'd faint. It's like a fucking Forearm. That Jewish guy Nicole Richie was dating apparently had bigger.
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Oh Faye....it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.
Whoever created that phrase had a small dick!
Oh I'm sorry the response we where looking for was "Yeah, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.....Long time to England in a rowboat." but we have some lovely parting gifts for you.
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Who wants to go there?
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If you saw Mandingo, you'd faint. It's like a fucking Forearm. That Jewish guy Nicole Richie was dating apparently had bigger.
Who's Mandingo?
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A guy who had a dick like my forearm.
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So what did you do....put your forearm up against his dick to compare?
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I wish.
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Why is that evry universe I exist in someone calls me gay?
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Because you wear coolots?
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And the haircut.
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And the butt sex.
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Butt sex is no judge of whether or not he's gay. The coolots though... I just can't defend that.
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Butt sex with dudes I mean. Not gay with a little b/g bfing.
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I wanna try it with a chick, since the priest seemed to enjoy it.
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So my friend said he watched AND enjoyed this film.
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Yeah, it wasn't bad. Black Fury doesn't do shit, though, which is cool.
I know who the Black Widow actually is, so I didn't like her too much, but Kary thought she was awesome. Basically Black Widow = Riza Hawkeye.