The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Feb 17, 2006, 10:20:51 PM
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The snowboarding and skiing competitions are pretty cool looking.
Estonia? 3 medals?
Frontside 1260?
Where's Bobsledding? I demand Jamaican bobsledding. And John Candy.
I wanted to see Michelle Kwan finally win a gold medal. And I wanted to see her hot asian ass on ice. Bitch wimped out on me dammit. :angry:
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Now my question is, is anyone besides you here even giving the Olympics the time of day? I don't remember the last time I've been so disinterested in them.
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He just wants the attention.
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Now my question is, is anyone besides you here even giving the Olympics the time of day? I don't remember the last time I've been so disinterested in them.
Yeah, you and the rest of America...
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Well there are 14 year old girls... that's why I watch.
Oh sweet statutory.
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For a min. I thought you where D.
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Fuck winter olympics. fuck every sport on ice/snow!
A teacher from my school is the only representative from his country (thailand). he looked so happy :P
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When is Snowball fighting going to become a Olympic sport? When God, when?
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What about who can melt more snow by peeing on it? or who can eat a yellow snowcone( a la Jackass) faster?
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Now my question is, is anyone besides you here even giving the Olympics the time of day? I don't remember the last time I've been so disinterested in them.
Yeah, you and the rest of America...
Except unlike the rest of America, I'm not watching American Idol.
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Im watching St*r WarzzZZ right now. Poor Lando... IT'S A TRAP!
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Im watching St*r WarzzZZ right now. Poor Lando... IT'S A TRAP!
Leia has a penis?
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No... Chewbacca does, and it's bigger than his.
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Except unlike the rest of America, I'm not watching American Idol.
I never have and never will. I don't really see what the big fucking deal about the show is, other than gaining 15 minutes of fame because you could accurately conform to an awful singing standard...
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Admittedly, I watched for some of those fifteen minutes. I saw auditions when the show first came out and then the last couple of episodes of the first season. Then the second season came and pissed me off by booting off the most talented singer for having done some smutty pictures, nevermind a chick from season one had supposedly been a stripper. And then there was this whole "you're too fat" to the girls but "you're a big cuddly teddybear" to grotesque man-blob Ruben.
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Now my question is, is anyone besides you here even giving the Olympics the time of day? I don't remember the last time I've been so disinterested in them.
Hey now, I like watching the snowboarding, the skiing, and the sled track games. <_<
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Yourself isn't "besides you", chim-chim.
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The Olympics are a load of shit. Most of the events are a snoozefest, and a lot of it's political bullshit.
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I like laying on the couch and watching women's icing. I just go catatonic and fade away into nap time so yeah it's a snoozefest but that's exactly why I turned it on.
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The German's are ahead, once again proving their superior boodlines. A Forth Reich is near!
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And according to history, this one will last two weeks.
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I meant curling not icing back there like any of you knew there wasn't some obscure winter sport called icing.
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I thought you meant figure skating.
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Depends on what the event is and what's on the Science or Military channels. :P I usually like the winter games, but I'm not very happy with the broadcasting. Turino is an interesting little city, but you'd think they were covering it from Hillbilly Holler from all they've shown of the place.
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Depends on what the event is and what's on the Science or Military channels. :P I usually like the winter games, but I'm not very happy with the broadcasting. Turino is an interesting little city, but you'd think they were covering it from Hillbilly Holler from all they've shown of the place.
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Bernie's split in two like a cell or virus!
Also, the American skating pair that lost to the Russians live in the suburbs of Detroit just 20 miles from where I live. I swear, that damn thing was rigged, the Russians always win. They won last time only thanks to some stupid French frog judge that changed the vote even though the Canadians won.
The whole fucking games are rigged, I swear. I wonder what KGB agent is behind the scenes?
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Oh snap I remember that! Fucking french douchebag...like theres any other kind of person over there...
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a 27 year old figure skater and she's hot!!!
And Sasha Cohen's hot too and she's 21!
And a 29 year old?
I don't know why Michelle Kuan says she's too old.
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a 27 year old figure skater and she's hot!!!
And Sasha Cohen's hot too and she's 21!
And a 29 year old?
I don't know why Michelle Kuan says she's too old.
She hurt herself and she's skated longer than most of the older women in figure skating.
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I'd heard that Michelle was a bit of a bitch as well. Not many of her fellow skaters are sighing regretfully about what a loss her withdrawal was. :P
Sasha owned last night. And the Russian chick's name is SLUTskaya. Huh-huh. Where's Beavis & Butthead when you need 'em?
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Dead and buried where they belong.
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I do admit to watching women's skating from time to time. I just can't watch it very long before I realize those nice legs and butts don't normally have nice boobies attached to the same body.
I read something that Michelle Kwan can't do a lot of the leaps most of the younger chicks can...but it's not so much age as it is that she never could get air.
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I've actually been following it pretty closely. I tend to zone out during figure skating though.
Unless the girl's especially attractive. Then I'll stick around for a few minutes.
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We laughed our fucking asses off watching paired ice skating with all the fruity fucking costumes and the faces and gestures the italian guy was making while wearing the fruitiest of all costumes ever. We re-watched his ending hand flourish twice with tivo. That shit was hilarious and then we laughed about how it would be funny if the guy actually wasn't gay and did an interview in his costume in a manly voice saying things like "Yeah, these fags got nothin on me".
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I wish there was a sex olympics... my powet legs and abs perform 500 pounds of thrusting powet!
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If only that were so... there would be little plastic wristbands dedicated to me by now.
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Maybe they'll start giving out medals for overcompensation as well.
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I do admit to watching women's skating from time to time. I just can't watch it very long before I realize those nice legs and butts don't normally have nice boobies attached to the same body.
I read something that Michelle Kwan can't do a lot of the leaps most of the younger chicks can...but it's not so much age as it is that she never could get air.
Breast are composed of fat tissue and most elite-level figure skaters don't have the extra fat. Look at Sasha Cohen who is around 20 pounds underweight.
Michelle Kwan has never been a jumper. Her strong suit has always been her artistry. That worked with the old 6.0 system not this new points systems.
As for the freaky men's costumes I don't know what those guys were thinking. I believe most of them are batting for the other team. They were really out there: Stephane Lambiel's zebra print, Johnny Weir's swan outfit complete with red glove, that puffy thing Jeffery Buttle was wearing. :blink:
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Maybe they'll start giving out medals for overcompensation as well.
I wouldn't win any.
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That russian slut...er skater is hot... almost makes me want to root for the opposite team.
Almost.
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One of my friends at work said there was moment when Sasha Cohen smiled and she looked like Rachel Dracht (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0237222/). She made me sad.
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The ending to figure skating was almost disappointing.
Cohen fell twice, and it didn't look like she'd even get a medal. Then Slutskaya fell. And all of a sudden, some Japanese woman no one even thought would get to the top 5 skated flawlessly and won the gold medal by a mile. Cohen got silver, and the russian got bronze.
As much as I wanted Cohen to get gold, this medal was the first medal the Japanese had won in the games. As of that moment, they were at 1 gold, and 0 silver and bronze. So for a Jap to beat the two best nations is damn good luck. Most likely she would have only gotten bronze had the two other girls not fallen.
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Most likely she would have only gotten bronze had the two other girls not fallen.
It's like her best beat their failures. It was ridiculous how many girls fell down thursday, was there anyone other than the Arakawa that didn't fall on her ass?
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Guys who watch ice skating are fags. If I say it, it's true.
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There's only one way to be sure. Post pictures of your vagina and see whose penis moves.
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What about posting a pic of your penis and we'll see which vagina moves.
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Guys who watch ice skating are fags.
...for once I agree.
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What about posting a pic of your penis and we'll see which vagina moves.
Ya know I would but If my penis were posted on the INTERNET every veiwer's vagina would begin to pulsate ryhthimcally causing untold natural disaster...
The last time I did it 8000 people died in thailand.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/Tsunami.jpg)
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XD
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/1128408333134.jpg)
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What about posting a pic of your penis and we'll see which vagina moves.
I think this should be an even trade, 1 pic of vagina for 1 pic of penis.
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Guys who watch ice skating are fags. If I say it, it's true.
What's gay about watching a bunch of women in tight, skimpy outfits dance around on the ice?
Ya know I would but If my penis were posted on the INTERNET every veiwer's vagina would begin to pulsate ryhthimcally causing untold natural disaster...
I didn't know I had a vagina to pulsate.
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Guys who watch ice skating are fags. If I say it, it's true.
What's gay about watching a bunch of women in tight, skimpy outfits dance around on the ice?
While a convincing argument, the fact that they won't be getting naked and/or kissing each other lowers the entertainment value for me.
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I didn't know I had a vagina to pulsate.
What with all your PMSing I assumed it was a given.
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Hmm, not bad. I guess I was owned.
Thoughts about the olympics:
What kind of name is Apollo Ohno? Every time I see him, I expected him to fly around in a Viper.
The sports I enjoyed watching was halfpipe, skijump, downhill speed skiing, bobsledding, and woman's figure skating. That new sport, the downhill snowboard racing, was cool and reminded me of SSX for some reason. Also, I forgot what it was called but I liked the sport where you ski down a hill, go up a vertical ramp that launches you into the air, and then you do some stunts before falling 50 feet and slamming into the ground. Now that's hardcore.
Also, the air the american women got in halfpipe was sweet.
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Curling may have had a slight advantage this year...
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/SPORT/02/24/torino.streaker.reut/storyvert.streaker.getty.jpg)
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SPORT/02/24/to....streaker.reut/ (http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SPORT/02/24/torino.streaker.reut/)
*This fulfils spooie's yearly requirement to post before vanishing into nothingness*
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Awesome.
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Also, I forgot what it was called but I liked the sport where you ski down a hill, go up a vertical ramp that launches you into the air, and then you do some stunts before falling 50 feet and slamming into the ground. Now that's hardcore.
Freestyle - Aerials
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Curling may have had a slight advantage this year...
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/SPORT/02/24/torino.streaker.reut/storyvert.streaker.getty.jpg)
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SPORT/02/24/to....streaker.reut/ (http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SPORT/02/24/torino.streaker.reut/)
*This fulfils spooie's yearly requirement to post before vanishing into nothingness*
Awesome. See you 2007.
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Crap... that background looks like it's from Usagi Yojimbo. Now I have to stay for at least 5 more posts.
:o
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...before the Russian spammers chase you off.
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Naw... if the Sweedish Penis Pump spam I get on a daily basis don't get to me... I dunno how the Russians will chase me away.
:P
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It's when they take your gold medal and refuse you bread that really hurts.
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As long as I get to keep my Toys for Joy 1988 Nintendo Olympics First Place in Track and Field Trophy... I'm sure I'll survive. It might be tough... but I'll manage.
:P
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Until you get too hungry to not eat it.
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Did you actually get a physical trophy?
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Unlike the Oscars... my trophies are not made out of chocolate. :(
And yeah, I got an actual trophy. But the thing cost maybe 67 cents to make. It was some promotional event Nintendo did with Bradlees... you went in and did some stuff on the Power Pad and they tallied your results. I came in 1st place for the region, I guess, in Track and Field's Long Jump... and about a week later got a phonecall to come in and get my Trophy. So I went in 3 days later and picked it up. Some some other kids too getting them for other categories. I believe Red was 1st, Blue was 2nd and Green was 3rd.
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/spooie_redux/Trophy.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/spooie_redux/Bling.jpg)
And now for no reason at all, I present my copy of the NES game "Commando"...
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/spooie_redux/GoinCommando.jpg)
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nintendo in track? what is that?
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Track and Field, for NES... used the Power Pad as well as the controller.
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This is what I like to refer to as "Oldschool DDR"...
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That thing was sweet! Nice trophy.
A friend of mine won a Super Nintendo and a shirt for getting a high score in Super Mario World at a both at a fair. We used to call him "Super Nintendoooooh".
In OAC I won a Super Mario bros. 1 best score in 5 minutes contest and in doing so go a book, a CD and some movie passes. My name was said on the school announcements in the morning and I got razzed for it all day. I kept my gaming skills on the DL a bit more in high school.
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Sweetness.
I guess my only other claim to fame gaming moment was X-Play sending me some G4 swag and an autographed photo from Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.
Of course... that was back when G4 had something to do with Videogames, and didn't totally suck monkey testicles.
:P
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That's sad. The trophy I won when my little league soccer team swept the entire season is just a piece of fake-black-marble plastic base with a plastic pedistal and soccer ball painted gold.
That article about the streaker says the Athen games were in 2002... wtf?
And G4 always sucked.
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That trophy is awesome and would probably fetch a princely sum on E-bay.