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Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: IDE on Feb 14, 2006, 08:49:31 PM
Tonight is all about dominating lonely girls who have no one in their lives and have decided to head out to the various " all you can drink " specials  around town.

Last year I went on a sexual rampage of epic proportion.  It was like my very own drawing of the 3.  

Now the journey continues...though this time I have a feeling it's going to end in amnesia and vomiting the way most of my nights out this year have.

We launch every zig at 10:30 eastern.
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: The D on Feb 14, 2006, 10:18:13 PM
Really? There's lonely drunken girls out there? *goes out to the local nightclub*


Also, today's actually Emo Day (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Em:) (this page probably won't be up tomorrow)

Edit: Link fixed.
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2006, 10:44:33 PM
I went to Wal-mart last night to stock up on vegetables and it was packed.  What, nothing says 'I love you' like cheap shit from the $10 bin?  I wondered aloud to Merla, "I wonder how many of these people are getting dumped tomorrow?"
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2006, 11:04:09 PM
Not as bad a getting engaged in the Wal-Mart Jewerly Deptmartment and then having it annouced over the loud speaker....which actually happened on one of my trips to Wal-Mart.  
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 14, 2006, 11:23:39 PM
To you?  Cause if that's how it happened, I will laugh...really hard...
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2006, 11:27:27 PM
No...Hard as that may be to believe.  
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Bitch on Feb 14, 2006, 11:34:15 PM
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Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 15, 2006, 08:31:41 AM
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Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 15, 2006, 08:39:48 AM
that's scary! :o


i went out to dinner and then i went to drink. the place was PACKED, i assume most of them were singles ha
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: IDE on Feb 15, 2006, 04:51:54 PM
This gorgeous little blonde  walks up and asks me if I have a valentine I say no and she asks me to be hers.  I tell her for sure but then I decide to play it cool and tell her that I have to go nextdoor to the other bar for a second.  I end up staying there for like 45 minutes longer than expected. I come back and she's gone. I drunk dialed her later but no one answered.  

Todays Experiment....FAILED.
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 16, 2006, 08:55:45 AM
Dumbass! You Fail at this thing called Sex-Life!
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 16, 2006, 02:39:17 PM
C'mon, Goldengod, you're easing up.  Call her up again, and don't forget your cell camera when you head on over.
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Guest on Feb 16, 2006, 05:13:48 PM
*wipes blood from side of lip and tastes it*

Don't worry...it's not over yet.
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 16, 2006, 08:14:30 PM
Is that a pink moustache reference?
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2006, 09:20:18 PM
Most likely.
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Rama on Feb 16, 2006, 11:40:20 PM
Awwwwww....The Guest got his/her Red Wings.  
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 16, 2006, 11:49:56 PM
They sucked the ketchup off the roast beef, you say?
Title: Happy Valentines
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 17, 2006, 08:40:25 AM
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Awwwwww....The Guest got his/her Red Wings.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW