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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wodoomastah on Feb 03, 2006, 09:09:47 AM
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You'd think that these people who are behind the spamming would hire people who could coherently sell these products and websites...
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the other week i looked up into the sky and the moon perfectly central in a large circle of space in which there was no cloud, (http://dbv.00pro.com/horoscope/forum/view_topic10.html) surrounding it (obvioudly) was cloud. (http://john-cena.allservicepro.com) i tried to take a photo of it but i havent got the film developed yet.
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i wondered if anyone might know the name of such an occurance or anyone else had seen one ?
Filthy Spam-Bots. They have no reason to live. If a person stoops to such a level as to post random, incoherent spam at a board as a spam-bot, they should go ahead and just kill themselves in the most painful, agonizing way possible. I include this post in this as well.
Belligerent Spamming son of a Pig's bowels!
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My penis is prefectly horoscope
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Who the hell would click on periods?
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I don't think this one was really trying to give us the hard sell. Maybe it just wanted to shoot the shit.
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Oh. I'd shoot it. IN the face. Five times. With a ROCKET LAUNCHER.
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Who the hell would click on periods?
Some men do :P
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That has to be the most inconherent spam I've ever seen.
It's like they're not even trying anymore.
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I clicked on a period once and had to spend the whole rest of the night washing the sheets.
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EWWW
the worst part is that some men love to go down on girls that have their period! EW
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We knew a few of them in high school. We made fun of them because they were proud of "earning their red wings".
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I've heard it refered to as "pink moustache" and "blood on the sword".
Is it true a girl can't get pregnant while on her period?
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Not unless she's at the end of her period, because the egg is still there and can be fertilized. If you can wait, though, there's about two weeks after her period ends where she can have sex all she wants and not get pregnant.
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Hm... interesting. Though I'm not sure I would want to risk it... and even more sure she wouldn't. Haha.
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Unless the girl's a strange, ultra-fertile freak, there's going to be at least a week before she starts ovulating again. No ovulation, no eggs out, no babies, fun for all.
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I've heard it refered to as "pink moustache" and "blood on the sword".
Is it true a girl can't get pregnant while on her period?
I've heard guys calling it "red beard"
And yes a girl can get pregnant during ALL of her period.
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I thought it was a week afterward, not two. Regardless, from what I've read that method, which is often referred to the Catholic method of birth control, isn't to be used liberally as girls can often miscount their days or even start counting from a day where they can still get pregnant. Still, I'm better off paying $8 for a pack of rubber sleeves than potentially paying thousands of dollars for a crotch-monster I didn't want to happen...
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A girl can get pregnant during all her cycle. Those days that the church describe as "not fertile" are just days when the possibility to get pregnant is very low, but nevertheless you can still get pregnant (and I've heard lots of stories of girls getting pregnant during their period)
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Girls can get preggers from anal sex too, since sperm can leak between the two cavities.
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(http://home.comcast.net/~the4thamigo/images/Phil%20Ken%20Sebben.jpg)
"Haha...butt babies!"
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Girls can get preggers from anal sex too, since sperm can leak between the two cavities.
o_O Wha? Never heard this one before. So how does that work exactly? Do you mean it can leak out and back in or it actually goes through membranes? I always assume anal sex to be an STD risk but safe from pregnancy concerns...
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It's if it leaks out the back after an anal cream-pie.
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That or small tears in the membrane can cause sperm to leak into the uterus, etc. Rare, but possible. EZ's way is another way too. Don't you ever watch sex talk with Sue? She says it's yet another reason to wear a condom during anal sex, aside from the whole poo thing...
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But she's all old and stuff. I've watched her show only a couple of times. I prefer other ones.
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Huh?
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She's on Oxygen in the States, she's amazing.
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I keep expecting her to give me a riddle so I can cross her bridge.
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Small tears in the membrane? Are you absolutely positive about this? Are the tears caused from the sex? what if they just take a ginormous dump? Could that also rupture their membrane allowing poo into their uteruses (uteri?) thus allowing them to birth a golgothan or some other fecal monstrosity?
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for once, he might be right. that shit can break! sometimes, when a woman give birth, the membrane that separates her cooch from her butthole breaks, and unifies the two holes into one :(
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Ouch. -_- Nasty. Wouldn't that make standard oral sex start tasting like... well... the less conventional form of oral sex?
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nope, because after you have the baby, they sew you back together :'(
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Ah. Did not see the whole birthing post before I made mine. More what Rampy was talking about with the risks of pregancy during anal sex.
Well it'll be a while until I start getting with a girl who's birthed a child. Can't wait to see what breast milk tastes like...
Also it sounds like the chances of pregnancy during anal sex to be up there with the chances of pregnancy during foreplay. I'm all for keeping things safe and all but I put that thing on before going to town, not before foreplay.
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Small tears in the membrane? Are you absolutely positive about this? Are the tears caused from the sex? what if they just take a ginormous dump? Could that also rupture their membrane allowing poo into their uteruses (uteri?) thus allowing them to birth a golgothan or some other fecal monstrosity?
A dick pounding in and out is a bit different than a massive poo.
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Bleh! I am so glad I'm sterilized! :lol:
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I'd totally get a vasectomy if I didn't still have about 3 kids to father.
... and I heard you can't orgasm for 4 weeks after getting the operation. 4 weeks!
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I'd totally get a vasectomy if I didn't still have about 3 kids to father.
... and I heard you can't orgasm for 4 weeks after getting the operation. 4 weeks!
Kary's gonna be split in two.
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Is that a way of saying she'll get her tubes tied or a fisting reference?
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Or he's going to pound her in half?
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Or she fell asleep at the Lumber Mill.
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ALL OF THE ABOVE!
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Can't wait to see what breast milk tastes like...
We'd best not see you on any freak documentaries (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml?xml=/health/2006/02/03/hbreast03.xml&sSheet=/health/2006/02/03/ixhmain.html) though :angry:
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Yeah that's weird. A girl at my work was still breast feeding her kid well past a year and I thought that was a little odd.
But I'm not a baby. I'm allowed access to those nipples and it's not perverse for me to do so. I hardly think it's fair for me to be expected not to go there for the many months in which a newborn is feeding in the natural way and if that means taking a shot in the mouth I've certainly got it coming.
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and if that means taking a shot in the mouth I've certainly got it coming.
Be a man, Hulk!
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I was thinking of the double teaming with a seven-year-old. That's just plain fucked up. :x
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"Daddy! Move OVER!"
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I think we just stumbled into the mind of Japanesse Buisnessman.
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Your mind?
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He said "はい。 そう～～です。"
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"それをそう作る、または西部の黒い男性、BLANKTOE は女性宣言する。"
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Don't be silly.....
I'm not a buisness man.
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"!!!"
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It would've been funnier if you had bastardized "Blanktoe". Now you just remind me of my Spanish-speaking relatives. "Yo quiero cookbook. No me gusta short shorts."
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Hahaha...Cortos...
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It would've been funnier if you had bastardized "Blanktoe". Now you just remind me of my Spanish-speaking relatives. "Yo quiero cookbook. No me gusta short shorts."
aahh spanglish :shivers: