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Title: Elfen Lied
Post by: IDE on Jan 31, 2006, 04:25:04 AM
Have any of you ever seen this?  I have the sub downloaded but I haven't decided if I should watch it or look for a dub torrent.  
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 31, 2006, 11:26:35 AM
Be prepared for a mindfuck.
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Post by: IDE on Jan 31, 2006, 07:16:03 PM
How big of a mind fuck? Like an end of Eva sized one?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 31, 2006, 07:22:13 PM
A bit more fucked up than Eva...  
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Post by: IDE on Jan 31, 2006, 07:25:18 PM
The end of Berserk left me pretty fucked up.
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Post by: Max Con on Jan 31, 2006, 08:06:50 PM
That's what happens when you don't read the manga.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2006, 08:15:00 PM
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Have any of you ever seen this?  I have the sub downloaded but I haven't decided if I should watch it or look for a dub torrent.
Doug has.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 01, 2006, 03:51:48 AM
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That's what happens when you don't read the manga.
Yeah I think berserk is the one time when I simply have to know what happens next.
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Post by: The D on Feb 01, 2006, 10:46:54 PM
Didn't I post about this a while ago, before IDE appeared?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 01, 2006, 11:37:23 PM
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Didn't I post about this a while ago, before IDE appeared?

If you hadn't just skimmed the thread, you'd have known that you were acknowledged...  See below:

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Have any of you ever seen this?  I have the sub downloaded but I haven't decided if I should watch it or look for a dub torrent.
Doug has.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 02:06:49 AM
I'm currently downloading a dual language torrent.

edit: Also, Last Exile pwns j00.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2006, 07:50:39 AM
hey IDE, if you get so many girls, why, WHY do you watch all these cartoons?
I mean, I can see it in doug and tom, but not in you.
 
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Post by: Rama on Feb 02, 2006, 09:58:57 AM
Maybe he just likes them and his ability to get girls is completely seperate from his enjoyment of anime.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 02:10:14 PM
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hey IDE, if you get so many girls, why, WHY do you watch all these cartoons?
I mean, I can see it in doug and tom, but not in you.
Wait a minute.  Aren't you watching all these cartoons too?  "Faye Valentine" who has strong opinions about subbing anime and what not.

Just because someone likes anime doesn't mean they can't get girls.  One day I will find a ridiculously hot chick who likes anime and we will bring forth a race of genetically superior beings with blue spikey hair and really large eyes.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 02, 2006, 03:11:07 PM
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hey IDE, if you get so many girls, why, WHY do you watch all these cartoons?
I mean, I can see it in doug and tom, but not in you.
Wait a minute.  Aren't you watching all these cartoons too?  "Faye Valentine" who has strong opinions about subbing anime and what not.

Just because someone likes anime doesn't mean they can't get girls.  One day I will find a ridiculously hot chick who likes anime and we will bring forth a race of genetically superior beings with blue spikey hair and really large eyes.
...I bet she doesn't know that I am commonlaw married. Plus, Kary's hawt!!!
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 02, 2006, 06:03:00 PM
If Kary's that chick in the pic you posted of your Miroku Halloween costume, then I can't help but agree.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2006, 06:42:31 PM
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Wait a minute.  Aren't you watching all these cartoons too?  "Faye Valentine" who has strong opinions about subbing anime and what not.

Just because someone likes anime doesn't mean they can't get girls.  One day I will find a ridiculously hot chick who likes anime and we will bring forth a race of genetically superior beings with blue spikey hair and really large eyes.
ehmm no I don't watch any cartoon, thank you. I have had the same nickname for 5 years only cause I couldn't think about anything else(i watched CB like literally YEARS ago and i didnt even watch all the episodes, i was just bored). The only "anime" i would watch now is totoro cause i love it and i think its very cute.
anything else i know is from common knowledge
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 02, 2006, 06:53:42 PM
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If Kary's that chick in the pic you posted of your Miroku Halloween costume, then I can't help but agree.
Here is her @ Anime Boston about to be molested by a Clamp character.

She is so hot. :)
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 02, 2006, 07:10:12 PM
So she is.  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 02, 2006, 07:44:12 PM
So much so, Scott McNiel was checking her out, but then I think he was checking me out, too <.<;
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Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 07:54:20 PM
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ehmm no I don't watch any cartoon, thank you.
Your Welcome?

There is no shame in watching anime.  I plan to work in film.  Ever hear of the matrix?  It made a few people pretty fucking rich.  The creators watched alot of anime.

So Basically:

1. Watch Anime
2. Move to LA
3. ???
4. Profit
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 02, 2006, 08:06:45 PM
I'm gonna work in Pharmacy, that will pull me in the big bucks. Oddly, I don't watch alot of anime. I did like 5 years ago, now... nothing.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 02, 2006, 08:33:39 PM
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There is no shame in watching anime.  I plan to work in film.  Ever hear of the matrix?  It made a few people pretty fucking rich.  The creators watched alot of anime.

 
Just don't go nuts like Larry did...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2006, 09:42:48 PM
Or lack of nuts.  HA ha.


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So Basically:

1. Watch Anime
2. Move to LA
3. ???
4. Profit
If you find out what #3 is, let me know.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 09:50:17 PM
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There is no shame in watching anime.  I plan to work in film.  Ever hear of the matrix?  It made a few people pretty fucking rich.  The creators watched alot of anime.

 
Just don't go nuts like Larry did...
There is a fine line between watching anime and watching too much anime.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/Ranma.jpg)
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2006, 10:08:20 PM
Do you watch too much anime?
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Post by: The D on Feb 02, 2006, 10:08:27 PM
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If Kary's that chick in the pic you posted of your Miroku Halloween costume, then I can't help but agree.
Here is her @ Anime Boston about to be molested by a Clamp character.

She is so hot. :)
Me, and my penis, approve of this picture.

I'm still trying to figure out how someone as musuclar, jock-ish, and popular with the ladies as IDE would not only be a 4channer, but also hang out with nerds like us.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 10:36:42 PM
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Do you watch too much anime?
No, I can assure you my penis is intact.


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I'm still trying to figure out how someone as musuclar, jock-ish, and popular with the ladies as IDE would not only be a 4channer, but also hang out with nerds like us.

Beacause I too was once a nerd like you.  Then one evening in highschool I was watching my so called life and that muscular long haired douchebag was making out with claire danes.  I cried out to the powers that be to give me the outward appearance of such a douche (so that I too might make out with claire danesesque chicks) and lo someone up there heard my cry (I think it was the norse god Freyr but who can be sure ya know?) and answered my prayer.  My jaw extended to match my ears and nose, my biceps swelled to immense proportion.   Some might call this puberty but we know better don't we?

Ragnarok is coming people. Prepare yourselves.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 02, 2006, 11:20:29 PM
Ragnarok, the Norse doomsday. Nice reference.


I always figured that IDE lived in a village of nerds, but then James Earl Jones showed up and killed everyone but the small boys, who he sent away to be trained to fight in the pits. IDE, the sole survior, breaks free from his captors and now vows revenge against Mister Jones and his Snake People Horde!

I so want to be Subotai!  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 02, 2006, 11:58:54 PM
You figured wrong.  James Earl Jones leaves no survivors...  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 03, 2006, 01:22:38 AM
*has also been working out*

Except I lack a digital camera, however I am not that ripped, only because I have very little access to Gyms. With my tax money I am seriously considering joining the Gym in the plaza... The FIU one sucks, and is fulla assholes who hog the machines >.<
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Post by: IDE on Feb 03, 2006, 03:22:20 AM
Ok the truth is one day we were sitting around playing DnD and I asked myself..."what would it be like to have 18 Stregnth in real life?"...

the rest is history.
Title: Elfen Lied
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2006, 10:28:05 AM
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Or lack of nuts.  HA ha.


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So Basically:

1. Watch Anime
2. Move to LA
3. ???
4. Profit
If you find out what #3 is, let me know.
either
a) become a jew
or B) suck some dicks and kiss some asses

that's what LA is aaall about
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 03, 2006, 02:05:44 PM
Tarantino wasn't a Jew. Neither is Roberto Rodriguez.

I like how you use Jew...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2006, 06:12:32 PM
its vox populi that the top people in LA are jewish.  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 03, 2006, 07:48:43 PM
I don't want to suck their diseased cocks or kiss their dirty asses!  Ew!  Then perhaps I shall look into this "Jew" thing you speak of....
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 03, 2006, 08:12:07 PM
LOL
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Post by: Rama on Feb 04, 2006, 11:22:18 PM
Jews are born rich and circumcised...everyone knows that.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 04, 2006, 11:23:43 PM
*is circumsized*
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 05, 2006, 09:44:28 AM
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Jews are born rich and circumcised...everyone knows that.
thanks God all the guys I've been with are circumsized. It would freak me out to see it uncircumsized, ew.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 05, 2006, 10:06:52 AM
Reminds me of that Venture Bros. episode  where Hank asks Dean if the doctor saw his "freaky dog-dork".  Dr. Venture scolds Hank for bragging to his brother about his circumcision.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 05, 2006, 11:30:50 AM
reminds me of that sex and the city episode were Charlotte dated an un-circumzised guy. Like they said, "You can take the sharpei out of the penis but you can't take the dog out of the man"  :nurihappy:  
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 05, 2006, 01:08:15 PM
I'm uncircumsized.  Why would it freak you out?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 05, 2006, 01:46:32 PM
Those worms that ate Andy Sirkis in King Kong sure were freaky...
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 05, 2006, 01:52:50 PM
They freak Kary out too. Some chicks dig the cut.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 06, 2006, 12:05:00 AM
They just nip the tip to make it look bigger.  
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Post by: IDE on Feb 07, 2006, 12:24:11 AM
I hear tell that men who have their foreskins expererience sexual pleasure the likes of which us cut chaps can only imagine.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 07, 2006, 12:29:32 AM
Touch the back of your hand.  Now touch the palm of your hand.  That's the difference in sensitivity between a circumsized and uncircumsized penis.  By having our head covered during pretty much all times where I'm not cleaning it or pleasuring it then it's much more sensitive.

The foreskin's going to be pulled back for pretty much all sexual activity anyway. The only reason to be weird about it is if you're used to the opposite. We're born with foreskin. It's unnatural to find it weird.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 07, 2006, 01:29:43 AM
Does my insensative head help prevent STD transmission at least?  I head that somewhere too.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 07, 2006, 05:52:25 AM
Hm... I'm not too sure how that would work.  I just don't put mine anywhere risky and don't worry about it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 07, 2006, 07:12:21 AM
aaahh its lke a sharpei!
i know that gay guys prefer it circumsized too
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 07, 2006, 12:14:36 PM
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I hear tell that men who have their foreskins expererience sexual pleasure the likes of which us cut chaps can only imagine.
Circumsized are less likely to get a urinary tract infection.


That's about it, I think.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 07, 2006, 01:22:06 PM
It was also favored in desert climates so sand wouldn't get under the foreskin, which must not feel very nice.  :blink:  
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 07, 2006, 04:12:27 PM
I pull back my foreskin daily when I clean it. That takes away any chance of getting infection. Also cleans out the semen.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 07, 2006, 04:35:50 PM
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Touch the back of your hand.  Now touch the palm of your hand.  That's the difference in sensitivity between a circumsized and uncircumsized penis.  By having our head covered during pretty much all times where I'm not cleaning it or pleasuring it then it's much more sensitive.

The foreskin's going to be pulled back for pretty much all sexual activity anyway. The only reason to be weird about it is if you're used to the opposite. We're born with foreskin. It's unnatural to find it weird.
I'm very sensitive, although I'd forgo overt sensitivity over lasting 30 seconds.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 07, 2006, 06:20:54 PM
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I pull back my foreskin daily when I clean it. That takes away any chance of getting infection. Also cleans out the semen.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 07, 2006, 08:05:21 PM
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I'm very sensitive, although I'd forgo overt sensitivity over lasting 30 seconds.
I've heard this retarded argument in favour of circumsision before and it's just that... retarded.  This is like saying that guys are better off numbing their penises so that they'll last longer. And finishing too early is not a problem for me and my uncircumsised penis.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 07, 2006, 09:48:09 PM
Rumor has it that Tom Jones used Listerine to numb his penis for added stamina.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 07, 2006, 10:02:06 PM
Doesn't that like... numb the girl?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 07, 2006, 10:23:39 PM
I wouldn't think so, he had to wipe it off as best as possible before sex.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 07, 2006, 11:56:25 PM
Sugar + Vagina = Bad.

Plus, I think my penis is fucking pretty. Everyone else's is ugly, but I lotion mine 3 times a day.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 08, 2006, 12:48:27 AM
That seems like a lot of trouble. It's hard for it to be spontaneous if you have a bunch of prep time.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 08, 2006, 01:05:50 AM
Well, someone like Tom Jones has time to prepare...
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Post by: IDE on Feb 08, 2006, 12:07:45 PM
Is it common in japan for cousins to make out and be boyfriend/girlfriend?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 08, 2006, 12:23:08 PM
Probably as common as it is to bury a prostitute up to her neck in sand and skeet all over her face to close a business deal.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 08, 2006, 12:38:33 PM
So much more meaningful than a handshake.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 08, 2006, 12:47:30 PM
...And it certainly leaves a larger impression...
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Post by: Rama on Feb 08, 2006, 01:06:25 PM
Especially if you had a large meal earlier.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 08, 2006, 01:08:35 PM
No, that's not what was implied...
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 08, 2006, 01:30:13 PM
Then what did you imply?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 08, 2006, 01:37:23 PM
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Then what did you imply?
This:
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 08, 2006, 01:46:21 PM
Awesome.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 08, 2006, 04:28:44 PM
So this guy is trying to bang out his cousin and some murderous schizo chick with horns, while dodging secret government agencies bent on reshaping the human race.  How does he make time for school? I can barely manage going out 3 times a week.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 08, 2006, 09:35:35 PM
It's all about priorities. If you want something enough you just make time for it and screw everything else.
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Post by: The D on Feb 08, 2006, 10:32:27 PM
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Is it common in japan for cousins to make out and be boyfriend/girlfriend?
Wow, he actually returned the thread to the original topic....That has never happened on this board that I can remember!

He really IS godly!
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 09, 2006, 12:13:06 AM
You proclaiming his godliness just cost him all his godliness. Thanks a lot, Doug.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 09, 2006, 02:45:47 PM
Indubitably!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 09, 2006, 02:46:09 PM
Edit: Double post

Is this board lagging for anyone else today?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Feb 09, 2006, 03:15:03 PM
Indubitably!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 10, 2006, 08:33:42 AM
IDE, i think doug has a crush on you. that's disgusting  :x  
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Post by: IDE on Feb 10, 2006, 07:07:28 PM
For too long our people have been championed by the likes of this:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/1092807763921s.jpg)


So a healthy man crush upon first encountering me on the INTERNET is a perfectly normal reaction for most anime/toy collecting fans.



 
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 11, 2006, 12:24:56 AM
LOL @ DIAL-UP!
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Post by: IDE on Feb 11, 2006, 03:41:05 AM
I am so durnk
!

This is the only plac=e I will tesitucy to it!
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 11, 2006, 04:23:55 AM
Tonight was a Vodka night for me. For some reason it doesn't get me as smashed...
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Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2006, 01:19:16 AM
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I am so durnk
!

This is the only plac=e I will tesitucy to it!
Faye?  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2006, 01:24:50 AM
Anything's possible.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 12, 2006, 03:13:31 AM
That's part of the wonder and magic of the INTERNET.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 12, 2006, 04:44:55 PM
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I am so durnk
!

This is the only plac=e I will tesitucy to it!
Faye?
I'm sorry to dissapoint you but even if I'm completely wasted, I can type right. I'm a freakin' veteran.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 12, 2006, 11:27:02 PM
how wasted is completely wasted?
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Post by: Rama on Feb 13, 2006, 01:00:08 AM
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I am so durnk
!

This is the only plac=e I will tesitucy to it!
Faye?
I'm sorry to dissapoint you but even if I'm completely wasted, I can type right. I'm a freakin' veteran.
No......No, I'm afraid you can't. You just think you can. I've seen your drunk ramblings many, many times and they are usually no better then what IDE posted. I wish I had saved some of those IM convos to prove it to you like I threatened to so many times. LOL!  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 13, 2006, 10:03:31 AM
LOL lies! they are all lies! When I talk online when drunk, I make sure my grammar is eeexxcellent.

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how wasted is completely wasted?
Well see, I can't say "ready to puke-wasted" because thanks GOD i've never puked when I've drank. It's not cause " I don't drink a lot" but it's just a """gift""", but I can assure you that I can drink a LOT.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 13, 2006, 10:19:12 AM
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LOL lies! they are all lies! When I talk online when drunk, I make sure my grammar is eeexxcellent.
If it's excellent, then why does it suck so bad?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 13, 2006, 11:14:46 AM
no, fuck. lets see, spelling i meant.
i always confuse grammar with spelling.
but ANYWAYS, gimme some fucking credit, i wanna see YOU speaking clearly in another language. NOT.
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 13, 2006, 11:43:15 AM
It's not speaking. It's typing, which means you have a few extra seconds to chell whether you've misplaced your punctuation or remembered to capitalize proper nouns and the beginnings of sentences. And I hate that argument everyone has when you criticize them, doing the whole "You wouldn't be able to do any better!" thing. I know I can't speak or type in any other language well. I also know that you can't, either.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 13, 2006, 11:51:51 AM
Obviously I can, and I'll be damned if I ever pay attention to what a child  says.
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 13, 2006, 12:07:25 PM
Oh no she DIDN'T!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 13, 2006, 12:14:31 PM
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I'll be damned if I ever pay attention to what a child says.

Since you're planning to use nannies, you won't ever have to.  :lol:  
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 13, 2006, 12:22:25 PM
Awe, look! She capitalized the right words in her last post, just so I'd be able to read it more easily! That's so sweet!
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 13, 2006, 01:42:32 PM
o.o

I'd say throw a party, but then E would end up with a bottle stuck in his ass, and I don't feel like driving to the hospital...
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Post by: Rama on Feb 13, 2006, 01:47:03 PM
I'll get the bottle!  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 13, 2006, 01:49:57 PM
...I'll warm up the car.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 13, 2006, 02:49:51 PM
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I cried out to the powers that be to give me the outward appearance of such a douche (so that I too might make out with claire danesesque chicks) and lo someone up there heard my cry (I think it was the norse god Freyr but who can be sure ya know?) and answered my prayer.
It was probably Frigga.  For obvious reasons.

I've been underwhelmed by Elfen Lied thus far.  I have the last volume in hand, but have yet to watch it.  So far it's all gore and very little substance behind it.  And you can't depend on anything, particularly anime, to really come together in the last volume.  In my book, it's not a lot removed from Gantz, my impressions of which were layed out in my Anime Thoughts thread in the BONR general forum.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 13, 2006, 09:41:39 PM
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LOL lies! they are all lies! When I talk online when drunk, I make sure my grammar is eeexxcellent.

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how wasted is completely wasted?
Well see, I can't say "ready to puke-wasted" because thanks GOD i've never puked when I've drank. It's not cause " I don't drink a lot" but it's just a """gift""", but I can assure you that I can drink a LOT.
You might drink alot...for a girl :P



Also I recently finished Elfen and I liked it well enough.  It seemed like they were really going out of their way to give you an emo mind fucking though, almost like they were all "oh let's make her be the one who... and then have this girl end up being his... *high 5* that will be totally FUCKED UP BRA!  THEIR HEADS WILL ASPLODE!"

Still all in all it was a good steal off the INTERNET.

I recently downloaded Bible Black and while I usually find hentai to be really tedious this one is fucking hilarious.  This is mainly because of the worst dub job ever.  "Hello Big Titted bitch" and what not.  I laughed outloud alone in my room 3 times between the first 4 episodes.  My only grief with it is that the futa girls have penises that have vaginas near the bottom of them.  If a girl has to have a dick I'd rather it spring out of her vagina itself (ala Viper GTS) instead of sporting the dick with the gash in it, the latter is like glass on a chalkboard to me for some reason.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 13, 2006, 10:03:24 PM
you know what would be nice? if one day you, me and Rumble get together and drink. Then we'll see who drinks like a girl!! haha siiiiiiiiiike
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 13, 2006, 10:20:59 PM
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you know what would be nice? if one day you, me and Rumble get together and drink. Then we'll see who drinks like a girl!! haha siiiiiiiiiike
Yeah, Rumble.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 13, 2006, 11:40:59 PM
shut the fuck up. I still think YOU should have been the one leaving, not him.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 14, 2006, 12:21:08 AM
Except I have balls, and don't run like a fag. You have nice big balls too, so don't worry.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 14, 2006, 12:23:12 AM
I never knew rumble but...

A

TOM

IS

FINE

TOO!

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Title: Elfen Lied
Post by: tomduo on Feb 14, 2006, 12:23:45 AM
SWEET! I love you!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 14, 2006, 01:05:22 AM
Rumble was killed by an avalance at Legoland.  It would have made news, but no one cared...
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2006, 01:11:10 AM
I care.....I was going to go to Legoland. Have they rebuilt it yet..are the little yellow headed people all ok?  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 14, 2006, 01:12:12 AM
Shit, I wanna help rebuild, I fucking love Legos!
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Post by: Retarded_Rumble on Feb 14, 2006, 07:38:41 AM
Well don't get too cocky tommy-boy, it's just that I've discovered when it comes to killing time masterbation is a lot more fun then trading playground insults with you over the internet.

I'd start posting here again, but Faye'd have to bribe me with some boobage pics, so I can at least persue my other hobby while I'm surfing this board.  
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 14, 2006, 08:16:46 AM
So instead of exchanging "playground insults," you're going to be a condescending asshole? Because, you know, it's only an exchange if both parties give, so you were directing the exact same kind of insult at him. I think you just want to come back for some attention. You know, because you're a pathetic drunk with nothing else to do.
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Post by: Retarded_Rumble on Feb 14, 2006, 08:29:58 AM
Actually I'm just here because Faye has begged me to repeatedly ever since I left, and I decided to do something nice for Valentine's.

Sometimes I'm a really nice condescending asshole  :D


'sides I never said I didn't partake in trading playground insults, I just said I have other hobbies now  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 14, 2006, 09:34:51 AM
Looking for efficient ways to swallow a banana whole?

And I knew if I pushed enough I could get him to post. He's just posting like the spammers were.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR DAMN SEXY PARTIES!?
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 14, 2006, 10:29:16 AM
You don't want to go drinking with Rumble.  Because Rumble doesn't *go* drinking from time to time.  He actually goes sober from time to time.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 14, 2006, 10:34:28 AM
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I recently downloaded Bible Black...
I watched one called Daiakuji not long ago, and it had a hilarious premise.  Basically, this guy Akuji was a gang boss who went to jail a while back.  When he came back, a group of women had taken over Osaka, so he decided that he'd conquer them one by one.  Which basically means he bangs the hell out of every female he encounters until they join his team.

Being that you and Akuji are apparently blood brothers, I figured you'd get a kick out of it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 14, 2006, 11:25:57 AM
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And I knew if I pushed enough I could get him to post. He's just posting like the spammers were.
 
Actually he just came cause I asked him so, not because of you.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 14, 2006, 11:42:28 AM
Anyone ever see that movie, 'I Am Sam'?  I re-watched it the other day and just couldn't stop laughing.  I mean, when they do a dramatic shot of him getting freaked out by a bobble head at Bob's Big Boy...
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2006, 02:09:29 PM
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I'd start posting here again, but Faye'd have to bribe me with some boobage pics, so I can at least persue my other hobby while I'm surfing this board.

Quickly Faye....before we lose him again.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 14, 2006, 03:12:54 PM
I'm tryin'!
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 14, 2006, 06:36:03 PM
Can he take it? I mean, I insult everyone at least once, yet he's the one demanding to block my posts and runs away.

You can also tell he's never seen Austin Powers 3.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 14, 2006, 08:22:27 PM
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Being that you and Akuji are apparently blood brothers, I figured you'd get a kick out of it.
Downloading via empornium as I type this!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2006, 08:33:50 PM
Retarded_Rumble?  There's a Rumble registered here?  I had forgotten.
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Post by: The D on Feb 14, 2006, 10:00:56 PM
Odd....

Rumble and Tom get into a bicker, and Rumble leaves....

I get 100 times the shit from everyone on this board, and I'm still here. Either I have bigger balls than Rumble, or I'm just a bloodsucking parasite that refuses to leave.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2006, 10:41:30 PM
My money's on the latter.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 14, 2006, 10:51:41 PM
Mine too.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 14, 2006, 11:01:46 PM
Yeah I think that's proably it. You must like the abuse.  
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 14, 2006, 11:43:59 PM
Yeah, you got some serious sadomasochism shit going on.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2006, 12:19:25 AM
Heavy on the masochism.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 15, 2006, 05:26:39 AM
I still don't hate D but maybe it will come to me.  Really I only hate people that are full of shit.  And D's bitching seems 100% real so I'll probably never really hate.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 15, 2006, 07:04:51 AM
I don't hate anyone.

Not even Faye. I just point out the dumbass shit that comes out in her posts. It just happens alot.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 15, 2006, 08:44:01 AM
Well I don't hate anyone, but I think like 3 of the people here are pathetic losers. I'm sure you know who you are :)

Rumble left mainly cause he was very busy with getting a job and stuff, not cause of tom.  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 15, 2006, 09:09:34 AM
Didn't he say in a post he was leaving because of me?

I coulda swore he did...

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.ph...t=15&#entry7997 (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=205&st=15&#entry7997)

I was right.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 15, 2006, 11:19:12 AM
Hate's too strong a word...extreme dislike, maybe.  But that still doesn't apply to anybody here.  I tend to stay away from places with people I don't like being around.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 15, 2006, 12:48:58 PM
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Didn't he say in a post he was leaving because of me?

I coulda swore he did...

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.ph...t=15&#entry7997 (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=205&st=15&#entry7997)

I was right.
nah he really didn't leave cause of you.  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 15, 2006, 01:27:50 PM
Sounded like it.
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Post by: The D on Feb 15, 2006, 04:36:55 PM
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Well I don't hate anyone, but I think like 3 of the people here are pathetic losers. I'm sure you know who you are :)
If being a pethetic loser means I don't sleep with women like you, tell me where to sign up!

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Didn't he say in a post he was leaving because of me?

I coulda swore he did...

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.ph...t=15&#entry7997 (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=205&st=15&#entry7997)

I was right.

Like I said, I have more balls than Rumble if he leaves just because of a fight with Tom. Even Faye has more balls than him since she and tom argue all the time.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 15, 2006, 04:37:24 PM
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Sounded like it.
I concur.

Plus anyone who thinks that there is any subject above joking about or mockery on  INTERNET does not truly comprehend INTERNET.

I mean it's not like I ritualisticaly tease rape victims in support group chat rooms to illustrate this point every day or anything though...

I only do it about once a week.
 
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Post by: Rama on Feb 15, 2006, 04:50:25 PM
Hey it's the Brits fault, not the Dutch, that we have to put up with crazy ass Muslims blowing stuff up. If they had just given them what they promised them after World War 1 we wouldn't be in this mess and we could be killing asians instead.  
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Post by: IDE on Feb 15, 2006, 04:53:37 PM
I like the dutch. They pee in the street without a care.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 15, 2006, 06:32:56 PM
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Well I don't hate anyone, but I think like 3 of the people here are pathetic losers. I'm sure you know who you are :)
If being a pethetic loser means I don't sleep with women like you, tell me where to sign up!
 
honey you only sleep with animals and children.  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 15, 2006, 10:54:38 PM
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Hate's too strong a word...extreme dislike, maybe.  But that still doesn't apply to anybody here.  I tend to stay away from places with people I don't like being around.
Yeah, same here.

I'm not gonna be some fucking hippy and be all "I don't hate anyone", but never anyone online.  I've been creeped out and disgusted and stressed with at times, but the h word is way too extreme.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 15, 2006, 11:19:01 PM
Hate is never too strong of a word.  BELIEVE IT!!!
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Post by: The D on Feb 17, 2006, 09:15:11 PM
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Well I don't hate anyone, but I think like 3 of the people here are pathetic losers. I'm sure you know who you are :)
If being a pethetic loser means I don't sleep with women like you, tell me where to sign up!
 
honey you only sleep with animals and children.
At least they don't usually fight back!  :lol:  :D  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 18, 2006, 10:19:51 AM
worst answer ever.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 18, 2006, 02:08:53 PM
Yeah, not enough lines were crossed...  
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 18, 2006, 10:00:40 PM
That sort of come back is funnier before you get put on trial for statutory.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 18, 2006, 10:30:23 PM
"Sweet Statutory" is the best line ever.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 18, 2006, 11:45:52 PM
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That sort of come back is funnier before you get put on trial for statutory.
And how.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 19, 2006, 03:54:24 AM
Fuck it!

D.  I will not admit something that happened to me when I was 22.  A girl came to college who was only 17 and I shagged her... I shagged her rotten. She told me she lost her driver's license and that she was 19.  Should I be punished for her lies? She didn't look young she looked 19.  When she turned 18 she finally told me the truth. We had been dating for like 4 months at that point.  

LOLI LOEVS IDE!
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 19, 2006, 04:20:31 AM
Lolis fucking rock. What is better than thigh highs, pig tails, and naughty giggles.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2006, 11:10:22 AM
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She told me she lost her driver's license and that she was 19.  Should I be punished for her lies?
See, the difference is that D was 23 and he knew the girl was 15...  There was no deception on any field.
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Post by: The D on Feb 19, 2006, 12:35:06 PM
Wait wait wait... I don't remember saying anything about a 15 year old and me being 23.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 19, 2006, 12:37:44 PM
Yeah, didn't it happen when you were younger?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 19, 2006, 12:40:02 PM
wasn't he like 18 or 19? who cares, same shit. welcome to doug's pedophilic world.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 19, 2006, 12:48:01 PM
He was atleast 21 at the time.
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Post by: The D on Feb 21, 2006, 02:35:54 PM
I realized what you guys are thinking about.

Back in 2000-2001... I did date a 15-16 year old... Over the internet!

The relationship only lasted 5 months. There was no sex involved.
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Post by: The D on Feb 21, 2006, 02:38:55 PM
Like I said before, god bless 4chan:

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Oh, god, Nyuu, you're so tight!" cried Kouta, driving his cock deeper into Nyuu. She was so hot and tight, and blood flowed from the deflowering of her tight virgin anus. "NYUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" screamed Nyuu, obviously in pain; a second later, as Kouta ejaculated into her rectum, she swiftly decapitated him with one of her vectors. "AYAAAAAAH!!!" screamed Mayu, having watched the bloody rape from the door, Wanta in her hands. "NYUUU!!!" screamed Nyuu, dismembering Kouta's corpse and ramming one of his legs through Mayu's belly, before decapitating her and her little dog too. "THERE YOU ARE!!!" screamed Bandou, rushing to the door, sub-machine gun in hand; Nyuu tore all four of his limbs off before ramming a thigh down his throat, causing his head to explode. "DIE BITCH!!!" screamed Yuka, offloading Bandou's discarded MP5SD6 into Nyuu. The bullets tore into the unprepared diclonus; however, she only got seventeen rounds off before Nyuu chopped her into dozens of pieces, the rest of her SMG's 30-round magazine emptying into the bedroom's walls and ceiling, still clutched in her now-removed hand. "Nyuuu..." moaned Nyuu, struggling to push Kouta's corpse off of her; the blood running out of her anus was starting to grow, a bloody spot growing on the futon from her bleeding anus and the fourteen bullet holes in her, caused by Yuka's 9mm jacketed hollow-points. "No, Nyuu, what have you DONE???" screamed Nana, running into the room, only to be bloodily decapitated by Nyuu, along with Mariko, who managed to block one of Nyuu's vectors with her own before being overwhelmed and beaten to death by one of Nana's legs, used like a club in Nyuu's vectors.

"This is Toyama-3, commencing attack run," said the pilot of the lead Mitsubishi F-2A, zooming over the city. "Lock on and follow me!!!" Within six seconds, the squadron of JASDF F-2As proceeded to smash the inn and the surrounding city blocks with a combination of 500lb LGBs and napalm; Nyuu could only look up as a 500-pound laser-guided bomb slammed into her head, smashing her skull apart before detonating with the force of an angry god... In the command van down the street, Kurama put his SIG to his temple and pulled the trigger.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 21, 2006, 03:36:48 PM
You sick fuck.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 21, 2006, 04:10:48 PM
its funny cause tom is saying it
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 21, 2006, 06:48:59 PM
I may be bad, but I have never even...

Oh God, I need to talk to my mother.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 21, 2006, 07:11:49 PM
Oh so that's what happened after the clock tolls...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 21, 2006, 07:22:27 PM
talking about clocks, im going to eat lobster right now. haaah bitches be jealous! hmmm
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 21, 2006, 07:34:18 PM
I'm making homemade turkey chili.

I grew up in New England, Turkey is a delicassy to me.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2006, 07:36:16 PM
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Like I said before, god bless 4chan:
God, for fuck's sake...
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Post by: The D on Feb 21, 2006, 09:48:22 PM
You guys are pussies.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2006, 10:24:40 PM
You suck, 4chan sucks.  SUCK!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2006, 11:07:59 PM
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You guys are pussies.
Why the hell would you post something like that?  What, you have fucking internet tourettes?
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 21, 2006, 11:11:03 PM
That was hot.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2006, 11:13:16 PM
You're just saying that 'cause you haven't finished puberty.
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Post by: Max Con on Feb 21, 2006, 11:17:34 PM
Or I'm a tad bizarre.



Alright, it was pretty stupid. Just ban him already. He'll kill himself because he has nobody to whine to.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 21, 2006, 11:32:25 PM
I don't like them bleedin' anuses, consarnit!!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 21, 2006, 11:43:56 PM
Doug wouldn't willingly commit suicide, he's too much of a pussy to kill himself...but he is a dumbass...  Now if only we could present an open challenge to him, where if he killed himself, we'd pool $10,000 upon proof of his death.  Yeah...
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Post by: IDE on Feb 22, 2006, 02:43:45 AM
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talking about clocks, im going to eat lobster right now. haaah bitches be jealous! hmmm
I'd be more jealous if you were eating snow crab
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 22, 2006, 02:48:41 PM
King Crab legs... oh god. Filet Minion...shit I gotta buy myself a beef tenderloin from the butcher. Who wants to go halfsies?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 22, 2006, 03:05:11 PM
i had surf and turf, hmmm
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Post by: IDE on Feb 22, 2006, 04:00:47 PM
I've only had King Crab legs once at red lobster and they sucked (well sucked compared to the snowcrab).  I mean they tasted good but they weren't as tender, they were more chewy.  Is that how they're supposed to be or are they  supposed to be like giant snow crab?
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 22, 2006, 05:06:50 PM
No, but why the hell did you go to reb lobster? I've had better seafood at Chinese buffets... which actually make good seafood.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 22, 2006, 05:11:11 PM
Red Lobster crabs legs were superior to chinese buffet crabs legs at least up here...but even if they weren't there will always be a reason to go to red lobster and that reason is cheddar bay biscuits.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 22, 2006, 05:19:11 PM
They sell those in the supermarket, you know.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 22, 2006, 07:17:23 PM
chinese buffets? EW i would kill myself before going to one of those.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 22, 2006, 07:39:35 PM
Then go ahead, here's a gun!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 22, 2006, 07:55:54 PM
Chinese Buffets rock, provided you know which ones are safe.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 22, 2006, 08:00:51 PM
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Then go ahead, here's a gun!
only if i can shoot you first in the knee cap
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Post by: IDE on Feb 22, 2006, 08:18:04 PM
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They sell those in the supermarket, you know.
They sell red lobster brand cheddar bay biscuits in the store?  None of those things from franchises ever taste as good from the store, plus you get as many as you want and I've got a gift certificate for 25$.  I've gotta go back...


and there is nothing wrong with chinese buffets (at least you know they're not serving prarie dog and penguin).

edit: actually some of them are one night a week only things set  in really nice restaurants and over priced for people that wouldn't be caught dead in a chinese buffet.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 22, 2006, 09:54:49 PM
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Then go ahead, here's a gun!
only if i can shoot you first in the knee cap
If I was assured you'd end yourself with it next, I'd take the shot.
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Post by: Merla on Feb 23, 2006, 10:42:50 AM
Ah man now I want crab legs.   :(  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 23, 2006, 11:56:06 AM
Me too... :(
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Post by: IDE on Feb 23, 2006, 02:54:07 PM
I'm waiting for them to go on sale tommorow then I'll get 2 lbs. from albertsons.  They even steam them for free in the store.