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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 02:49:11 PM

Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 02:49:11 PM
Have I really wasted that much time and productivity at work, piddling away on this message board?  Wow...
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 29, 2006, 03:37:20 PM
If it makes you feel better, does it really take that much time to post?  Every 'ha' or 'SERVED' counts as one post, so if you average about two seconds per post, that's about 6000 seconds, give or take.  Then divided by 60 for every minute, and that's about 100 minutes.  Even if you spent an average of four seconds, that would still be less than four hours.  You've still probably have had naps longer than the amount of time you've spent actually posting here.  You've probably wasted more time watching crappy movies than posting here.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 03:42:10 PM
Probably.  Although, I stopped seeing so many shitty movies the day my friend quit Muvico.  Now that I have to pay to see movies, I don't go to as many.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 29, 2006, 05:00:31 PM
Get a sugar momma.  Problem solved.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 06:20:31 PM
No deal.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: tomduo on Jan 29, 2006, 07:30:48 PM
Yeah, he'd prefer a Sugar Daddy. Doesn't that sound nice? You'd just have to wax, oil, and wear thongs all day. But in return, you get everything for free.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 09:34:23 PM
Sorry Tom, I don't think working for you would be all that fun.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: tomduo on Jan 29, 2006, 09:40:15 PM
Like I have the money to support your fluffernutter habit.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 29, 2006, 10:50:34 PM
Fluffernutter? Double ewe tee eff?
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 10:59:59 PM
Peanut butter and marshmallow (fluff) sandwiches.  Something I can't stomach...
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 10:18:27 AM
Ew!
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 30, 2006, 10:24:51 AM
Yeah, disgusting as shit.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 10:48:25 AM
Peanut butter only does mankind good in candy and cookies.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 10:49:13 AM
Oh, and in ice cream.  drooooool~~~~~
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 30, 2006, 11:01:11 AM
peanut butter, EWWWW
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 02:36:37 PM
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peanut butter, EWWWW
Freak.

And Fluffernutters own.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Rama on Jan 30, 2006, 04:17:07 PM
Fluffernutters sounds like the people that keep the guys dick erect between takes in Porn.  
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 05:19:37 PM
That is an awesome job title. What would the guys that keep the girl wet be called? Jellyholes?
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Rama on Feb 01, 2006, 10:40:37 AM
Those services are provided by KY brand lubricating jelly. Be sure to pick up KY brand warming body lotion and personal lubricate this valentines days!  
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: tomduo on Feb 01, 2006, 11:02:12 AM
That stuff was too greasy.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Rama on Feb 01, 2006, 12:51:42 PM
Plus if you let it sit wihtout "using it" for a more then a min, it gets sticky as hell.  
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: tomduo on Feb 01, 2006, 01:02:41 PM
That is why Sex Talk Sue says use oil based jellies, not water ones.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Rama on Feb 01, 2006, 01:11:35 PM
You know how hard it is to wash that shit off after you're done though? Plus they break down condoms.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: tomduo on Feb 01, 2006, 04:04:28 PM
Use salt water.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: IDE on Feb 01, 2006, 04:22:36 PM
ID Glide ftw.

Yeah if you let it sit for a long time once applied it gets sticky but why would you?  The only reason I know it gets that way is because some spilled on the carpet once.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: tomduo on Feb 01, 2006, 04:50:44 PM
I think he means fall asleep.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 01, 2006, 07:20:08 PM
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Be sure to pick up KY brand warming body lotion and personal lubricate this valentines days!
the warming lubricant is like they are sticking a fire stick in there. its BAD.
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2006, 09:47:51 PM
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The only reason I know it gets that way is because some spilled on the carpet once.
Carpet... *snicker*
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 09:52:05 PM
I see what you did there
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2006, 10:09:15 PM
No, I see what YOU did.... on this here torrent!
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 10:52:00 PM
Hooraygoldengod.torrent?!
Title: Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 06, 2006, 01:23:13 PM
Sex Grease.  Comes in a big black tub with "SEX GREASE" on it in huge white letters.  Serves those bathroom cabinet snoopers right as well.  :P