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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Jan 27, 2006, 12:32:37 PM

Title: H-Town's gonna get interesting....
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 27, 2006, 12:32:37 PM
Houston has a big problem with urban sprawl coupled with no zoning restrictions.  As a result, various outlying areas of town become the Next Big Development - businesses rush in, apartment complexes spring up overnight, strip malls abound.  Then it gets too crowded and the leader businesses move, followed by the workers, apartments go vacant for months and are extremely cheap, and the area goes to hell.  Such is the situation in Fondren Southwest, where the majority of the asshole NOLA evacuees have congregated and declared their intention to "take over Houston"

Problem is, M13 (El Salvador gang) has presided over that area for quite a while and now there's a huge turf war brewing.  I was looking on the nola.com forums and everyone there is all "Go M13!!  Kill the fuckers so they don't move back!"    :P  
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 27, 2006, 03:47:08 PM
10-1 that happens down here, too. I fucking hate Florida, I wanna move back up north. ;.;
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Post by: IDE on Jan 27, 2006, 09:43:31 PM
Florida isn't so bad.  Tell ya what, next time I'm home for break we can cosplay at the anime con.  I call WaLuigi!
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Post by: Rama on Jan 28, 2006, 06:47:18 AM
You people need to move to a place where everyone knows it a shithole and knows it's not worth fighting over.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 28, 2006, 09:22:24 AM
Like Delaware...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 28, 2006, 01:36:20 PM
Like New Jersey
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 28, 2006, 03:46:23 PM
You'd think Florida... well maybe not the West side, but definately the East side.
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Post by: IDE on Jan 28, 2006, 07:08:07 PM
Sometimes I fantasize about how it would feel to be lobo driving down the streets of miami killing wontonly...men, women, children...

....

....

*fap fap fap*
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 28, 2006, 09:45:57 PM
Too bad they are all Cubans.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 29, 2006, 09:33:24 AM
and.... :puke: puertoricans
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 29, 2006, 12:54:31 PM
And evil Penguin eating Peruvians. Scourge of South America. God hates Peru.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 29, 2006, 03:38:26 PM
shut the fuck up. you know, just because u fuck one doesn't give you the right to defend it like you were one. so don't!
thats a rule, i just said it.  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 03:44:42 PM
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and.... :puke: puertoricans
Agreed.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 29, 2006, 04:59:03 PM
"I love racism!"
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 06:20:50 PM
You sure do.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 29, 2006, 07:28:37 PM
Puerto Ricans > Peruvians. Why? PERUVIANS EAT FUCKING PENGUINS!

That and the whole Shining Path cult thing. And the revolutions. And the killer insects. And the diseases.

It really is God's asshole.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 29, 2006, 09:02:15 PM
haha whatever, u dont have shiet against us.
puertoricans on the other hand, are fucking trashy. at least the ones that come here and get all ghetto. the ones that stay in the island are nice.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 29, 2006, 09:19:07 PM
At least they don't FUCKING EAT PENGUINS!

God, a penguin? For one, not much meat, two... A penguin!?

x.x
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 09:32:00 PM
I'm sure penguins taste better than something like morcilla...  Anyway, what's so wrong with eating penguins?  There's nothing more odd about it than eating something like ostrich (which is fucking tasty).
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 29, 2006, 09:39:04 PM
Penguins are cute. It's barbaric to eat them.
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Post by: IDE on Jan 29, 2006, 10:09:50 PM
You...you never ate a penguin did you Faye?
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Jan 30, 2006, 05:09:12 AM
Damnit, I thought this thread was gonna be about hentai.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 09:44:12 AM
Too bad.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 30, 2006, 10:00:53 AM
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You...you never ate a penguin did you Faye?
Heeell no.
tom is talking shit, just bcause his freaking gf is puertorican so he likes to defend them and by doing this he looks like a complete ass.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 02:34:52 PM
Wrong. Peruvians eating penguins is becoming a big problem, because it's messing up the populations. Look it up, I heard a nice presentation about it when the environmentalists were here, and the Peruvian Council supported the call for the coastal populations to quit eating them.

Notice how we can't eat the cute animals, but Penguins should be off limits.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 30, 2006, 02:46:06 PM
Oh yeah, well:
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 02:54:12 PM
So do Penguin eaters.
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Post by: IDE on Jan 30, 2006, 08:43:50 PM
They eat guniea pigs?!

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For lunch, I had cuy. Pronounced "kwee." That means guinea pig. People have been eating guinea pigs here for a very, very long time. In their homes, the Inca people kept dogs and guinea pigs, and the latter would run loose and eat scraps that fell from the table, and periodically the cuyes would make it into the stews that the Indians typically ate for dinner. This is pretty much what still happens: I've heard that a typical Andean household keeps around twenty of the little rodents, and none of them are pets.

My cuy was quartered, fried, and did not taste like chicken. In fact, it´s hard for me to say what it tasted like because I’m not sure I was ever able to liberate a piece larger than my smallest fingernail. I think it’s kind of like rabbit, but since taking rodent leg in fist and gnawing on your cuy is taboo in nice cafés in modern Peruvian cities
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 30, 2006, 09:14:43 PM
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Wrong. Peruvians eating penguins is becoming a big problem, because it's messing up the populations. Look it up, I heard a nice presentation about it when the environmentalists were here, and the Peruvian Council supported the call for the coastal populations to quit eating them.

Notice how we can't eat the cute animals, but Penguins should be off limits.
dude thats fucking bullshit. whoever told you that is a fucking douchebag. and go on, show me webpages and shit, but im telling you, its not true. fucking people trying to say shit about us.
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Post by: The D on Jan 30, 2006, 09:37:22 PM
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You people need to move to a place where everyone knows it a shithole and knows it's not worth fighting over.
And Detroit.


I don't want to hear about the M13 gang. They're like the terrorists of Latin America. Between them, lazy Mexicans, druggie Columbians, Brazilians mowing down rainforest, and Faye, I don't think highly of latinos.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 09:43:16 PM
Rest assured we don't think highly of you either.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 09:50:39 PM
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Wrong. Peruvians eating penguins is becoming a big problem, because it's messing up the populations. Look it up, I heard a nice presentation about it when the environmentalists were here, and the Peruvian Council supported the call for the coastal populations to quit eating them.

Notice how we can't eat the cute animals, but Penguins should be off limits.
dude thats fucking bullshit. whoever told you that is a fucking douchebag. and go on, show me webpages and shit, but im telling you, its not true. fucking people trying to say shit about us.
Hmmm, a poor third world country with a shitbox government one policy away from revolution, and a food source of cuddly penguins?

It's not my fault Peru is a shithole. Learn about how to help society, and go back and improve it. Get some KFCs in there.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 09:59:52 PM
Extra crispy penguin strips.  They sound both cuddly and delicious.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 30, 2006, 10:00:39 PM
Yeah, throw them in the buffalo sauce and you've probably got a flavor sensation!
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 10:11:37 PM
They can bastardize that INXS song like McDonald's did....  "We've got a new sensation, a new sensation, right now...!  Flavor, baby, flavor!"
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 10:12:41 PM
;.;
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 10:25:21 PM
J.D.Fortune can whip out his penguin suit for the occassion.  "It beats living in a car!"
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2006, 07:28:01 AM
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Hmmm, a poor third world country with a shitbox government one policy away from revolution, and a food source of cuddly penguins?

It's not my fault Peru is a shithole. Learn about how to help society, and go back and improve it. Get some KFCs in there.
one policy away from revolution? bitch please, don't talk without reading some shit first. every day i see you, you become more and more like the piece of trailer trash you'll eventually be (i'll give you a couple of years).
dissinformation is your best friend, isn't it? The only thing that I'll say is thanks God the americans I know are not like you or doug.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 31, 2006, 11:28:48 AM
Don't forget the shining path!

Please, people from Peru run away from their country all the time, instead of trying to chance it from being... worse.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2006, 03:56:42 PM
Yeah so WHAT if we have terrorists in my country? At least we don't fucking blow up federal buildings.

So what if they run away from the country? Everybody wants a better life and they have the right to pursue one. The only place I know where people are having bad times and they don't try to do shit is here in the US. thanks to welfare aid of course.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 31, 2006, 04:15:16 PM
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Yeah so WHAT if we have terrorists in my country? At least we don't fucking blow up federal buildings.

So what if they run away from the country? Everybody wants a better life and they have the right to pursue one. The only place I know where people are having bad times and they don't try to do shit is here in the US. thanks to welfare aid of course.
They have carbombings and rampant kidnappings, too.

Plus I can never forgive the eating of penguins.
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Post by: Bitch on Jan 31, 2006, 05:21:26 PM
If I had to choose sides between the person who's a stupid asshole and the stupid bitch, I'd go for the side that quotes their sources and attempts to use English legibly rather than the one who just yells a lot.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 31, 2006, 05:23:18 PM
I do not apologize for being a stupid asshole.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2006, 05:48:34 PM
we don't eat pinguins, damnit.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 31, 2006, 06:58:07 PM
You sure? I heard it tastes like cute, squeaky chicken.

*Cries* Your people eat Guinea Pigs too!
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Post by: IDE on Jan 31, 2006, 07:07:12 PM
I mean they play little pianos pete's sake!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/guinea-pig.jpg)


They enjoy pie and beer while wearing tiny hats!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/guineapigpintpie.jpg)

 
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 31, 2006, 07:07:50 PM
aww
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Post by: IDE on Jan 31, 2006, 07:11:32 PM
aww...aww indeed...now see the awful of truth of peru...

BEHOLD!

No...Don't look away tom...The truth must be known....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/4.jpg)
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 31, 2006, 07:23:22 PM
Hahaha...the last thing I thought they'd be served with was fries!
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 31, 2006, 09:32:11 PM
Q_Q
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 31, 2006, 09:39:11 PM
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The common guinea pig was first domesticated c. 2000 BC for food by the Inca, in the Andean region of South America, in what is now Peru and Bolivia.
(from Wikipedia)
After all , they are from South America, so we have the right to do whatever we want with them. (they forgot to put there that they eat them in Brazil too)

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Dutch and English traders brought guinea pigs to Europe, where they quickly became popular as exotic pets.
dumb, dumb people. (i'm talking about the english only, cause i looove teh dutch ;) )who the hell makes an animal raised to be food a "pet". niggas please.
pets: dogs, cats, parrots
food: pigs, cows and guinea pigs, rabbits.

the defense rests.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 31, 2006, 09:53:03 PM
Rabbits!?  You monster!
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 31, 2006, 09:55:19 PM
;.; not bunnies!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 01, 2006, 12:37:41 AM
I've never tried a guinea pig, but I had tried rabbit. and its daaamnn goood
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Post by: IDE on Feb 01, 2006, 04:00:21 AM
Guinea pigs are adorable.  This is an intrinsic fact.  There is no excuse for eating them. That would be like saying if we stumbled across a country that was eating kittens for 1000s of years it would be ok to eat kittens and the people that love the kittens are fools.

One thing I like about W is that he's not afraid to kick some ass for no reason at all.  I think he should be alerted to this penguin/guinea pig eating thing.  We've gone to war for less.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 01, 2006, 09:59:17 AM
haha that's plain dumb
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Post by: IDE on Feb 01, 2006, 02:53:50 PM
I was uh joking in the 2nd part.

The first part is so right on you should slap yourself.
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Post by: The D on Feb 01, 2006, 10:43:32 PM
Yea, let's go kick some godless ass!

(South America is Catholic, and all Protestants know that Catholics are evil and not True Christians™)
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 01, 2006, 10:53:46 PM
Ha, no.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 01, 2006, 11:42:58 PM
Catholics are too evil! Just ask one, they'll tell you.  
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Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 02:05:23 AM
I believe in whatever gets me to Valhalla.  As I understand it you get to battle all day with swords and axes, but if you die you just respawn and keep battling. Then there is the feasting and wenching at night...I mean what more can you ask for?  I bet they got Xbox 360 up there like months before we got it down here too.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2006, 07:44:37 AM
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Yea, let's go kick some godless ass!

(South America is Catholic, and all Protestants know that Catholics are evil and not True Christians™)
Catholicism is the most important religion ever. If you don't like it, we will cut your .......balls?. :nurihappy:
If I say it, it's true.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 02, 2006, 10:03:26 AM
I thought you were a Budaist.  
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Post by: Bitch on Feb 02, 2006, 10:05:59 AM
She's whatever will piss off Tom the most. It's cute, like little kids picking on the person they like.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 02, 2006, 02:45:36 PM
So we hate the ones we love?  
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 02, 2006, 03:08:20 PM
Awwww.

Anywas, Go Patriots! :)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 02, 2006, 05:11:41 PM
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She's whatever will piss off Tom the most. It's cute, like little kids picking on the person they like.
Do you think I would do that? hell NO.

and Rama, I studied buddhism and love it, especially lamaism.
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 02, 2006, 06:52:15 PM
I hope one day you vanish into nothingness!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 02, 2006, 08:31:15 PM
The bickering somehow reminds me of the dialogue before a fight in Samurai Showdown...especially the above statement.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 02, 2006, 09:54:26 PM
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The bickering somehow reminds me of the dialogue before a fight in Samurai Showdown...especially the above statement.
I LOL'D
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 03, 2006, 01:08:05 AM
Nirvana is fun.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 06, 2006, 01:01:01 PM
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Penguins are cute. It's barbaric to eat them.

Heh - eating penguins.  If Jaromir Jagr was still with Pittsburg, I'd be grinning evilly.  ;)