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Title: Important announcement
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 24, 2006, 08:15:29 PM: PEOPLE!
I want all of you to know that I have a crush on Derek Richardson.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 24, 2006, 09:12:19 PM: He's unatractive.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 24, 2006, 09:39:49 PM: x.x

My first name is the same. I was scared for a second.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 24, 2006, 10:02:51 PM: Quote
He's unatractive.
he's HOT and i have a crush on him cause he looks like my ex bf of two years ago, and i still like him :'(
im sad:-D
but i can probably get with him OHOHHOHO
Title: Important announcement
Post by: tomduo on Jan 24, 2006, 10:07:00 PM: Since I have no idea who he is, he's probably gay. i know the playas.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 24, 2006, 11:08:11 PM: you have to say "i know 'em playas"

anyways, he's the guy from Hostel

http://www.timeout.com/img/3299/w200/Derek...ostel-image.jpg (http://www.timeout.com/img/3299/w200/Derek_Richardson_as_Josh_in-Hostel-image.jpg)

(not a very good pic, but the best one i can find)
Title: Important announcement
Post by: tomduo on Jan 24, 2006, 11:19:36 PM: Is he the one who peed the bed from acting in the movie?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 24, 2006, 11:34:05 PM: He's the guy from Dumb and Dumberer...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 25, 2006, 12:23:47 AM: OMG YES HE LOOKS SO BAD IN THAT MOVIEE
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Post by: IDE on Jan 25, 2006, 02:52:53 AM: Chicks always go bat shit for famous guys. I wonder how many women would cheat on their significant other to be with say brad pitt or what have you.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 25, 2006, 10:10:00 AM: dude derek richardson is not famous. he has only done a couple of movies.
you should have been here when I saw the first LOTR
Title: Important announcement
Post by: tomduo on Jan 25, 2006, 01:00:01 PM: Quote
Chicks always go bat shit for famous guys. I wonder how many women would cheat on their significant other to be with say brad pitt or what have you.
But what most women don't understand is, Brad Pitt will never ever fuck them.

Todd Barry ^_^
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Post by: Rama on Jan 25, 2006, 03:02:32 PM: I might be able to arrange for them to fuck Brad Pitt's dad, however. He still lives in this area.
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Post by: Bernie on Jan 25, 2006, 03:11:30 PM: I always considered Brad Pitt so-so. Now that he's turned out to be an adulterous shithead, he's about as hot as John Wayne Gacy.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Rama on Jan 25, 2006, 03:24:10 PM: Oh come on...It was clearly that harelot Jolie's fault. But oh no.....everyone loves her!
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 25, 2006, 03:52:49 PM: Quote
I always considered Brad Pitt so-so. Now that he's turned out to be an adulterous shithead, he's about as hot as John Wayne Gacy.
Maybe he can chloroform Angelina and convince her to give her children normal haircuts.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 25, 2006, 08:33:27 PM: Brad Pitt has a small penis. I saw it on a pic of him and the Paltrow girl when they were married and naked by their pool
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Post by: IDE on Jan 25, 2006, 08:38:55 PM: How big is your penis by comparison?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 25, 2006, 11:05:38 PM: Quote
Brad Pitt has a small penis. I saw it on a pic of him and the Paltrow girl when they were married and naked by their pool
Was it erect? 'cause if not I hardly see how that's really a good measurement.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 26, 2006, 12:01:50 AM: Haha...good ole' aDam...
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 26, 2006, 07:13:18 AM: Quote
How big is your penis by comparison?
honey, i have said this PLENTY of times. my penis is fucking HUGE.
i feel sorry for mediocre penises.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2006, 09:09:51 AM: Quote
Oh come on...It was clearly that harelot Jolie's fault. But oh no.....everyone loves her!
Not anymore. I'd like to say it was because of the adultry scandal, but honestly, it's because she's tainted with Pitt. Brad Pitt is gross. Billy Bob Thorton was too, but at least I almost never noticed him. Why didn't she hook up with Colin Farrell? I don't like him either, but I could've lived with that! Now I must find a new muse....
Title: Important announcement
Post by: tomduo on Jan 26, 2006, 01:51:15 PM: Colin Farrel only does black chicks and Jared Leto.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Bernie on Jan 26, 2006, 03:07:09 PM: Quote
Now I must find a new muse....

Though blonde, Scarlett Johansson has a similarly purty mouth.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 26, 2006, 06:04:15 PM: ...But cold, dead eyes...
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Post by: IDE on Jan 27, 2006, 04:01:57 AM: I recently saw screen shots from the colin ferell pr0n video and I can safely say that my penis is bigger than his. I don't usually bring up penis size on teh INTERNET but this guy has been talking up his schlong in tinsel town like nobody's business.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: tomduo on Jan 27, 2006, 11:28:22 AM: I can honestly say I've never seen his cock, nor do I have any interest to.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2006, 12:36:25 PM: Agreed.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 27, 2006, 12:41:12 PM: Supposedly George Clooney is the guy with the goods right now. Considering he never alludes to it, that's probably true.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 27, 2006, 12:46:15 PM: No wonder he walked with a slouch in 'Syrianna'...
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Rama on Jan 27, 2006, 02:08:49 PM: That would explain why he and Mark Walburg got along so well....It's like a club, litterally.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: IDE on Jan 27, 2006, 02:53:11 PM: Quote
I can honestly say I've never seen his cock, nor do I have any interest to.
Not even if he taped himself with that 70 yr old actress...what was her name?
Title: Important announcement
Post by: B E C K on Jan 27, 2006, 06:11:01 PM: Quote

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Now I must find a new muse....

Though blonde, Scarlett Johansson has a similarly purty mouth.
She's a beaut, but she just doesn't do it for me.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 28, 2006, 10:49:22 AM: Quote
That would explain why he and Mark Walburg got along so well....It's like a club, litterally.
He had a prostetic penis in "Boogie Nights".
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Rama on Jan 29, 2006, 08:09:06 AM: And where abouts could you get one of those?

:: Gets out pen and notepad. ::
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 29, 2006, 09:28:31 AM: Quote

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Now I must find a new muse....

Though blonde, Scarlett Johansson has a similarly purty mouth.
She's a beaut, but she just doesn't do it for me.
Denise Richardson's mouth is more like Angelina's
Title: Important announcement
Post by: B E C K on Jan 29, 2006, 01:27:51 PM: Buh? http://www.fitnessatlantic.com/denise-richardson.htm (http://www.fitnessatlantic.com/denise-richardson.htm)
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 29, 2006, 02:40:53 PM: Gross. Looks like someone put Claire Huxtable's head on the Oscar's body...
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 29, 2006, 07:31:52 PM: :lol: Felicia Rashad is 10 times hotter. She was the first black chick I wanked too
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Rama on Jan 29, 2006, 10:13:31 PM: Jolene Blalock has a Jolie look about her...but she isn't a total nutbar, so I'm guessing that's points against her.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 29, 2006, 10:53:10 PM: Depends on who you are.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: IDE on Jan 30, 2006, 02:30:00 AM: That chick from the urkel show did pr0n...I almost downloaded it but changed my mind at the last minute.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 09:44:39 AM: You should have hooked me up.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 30, 2006, 09:59:43 AM: Btw IDE, where did you get the Colin Farell pr0n from? I wanna watch it!
Title: Important announcement
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 10:44:56 AM: Quote
Jolene Blalock has a Jolie look about her...but she isn't a total nutbar, so I'm guessing that's points against her.
That she was "nuts" was never points for Jolie.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Rama on Jan 30, 2006, 11:34:29 AM: "Nutbar"
Title: Important announcement
Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 02:37:13 PM: 'nutsack'
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 30, 2006, 02:48:55 PM: Quote

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Jolene Blalock has a Jolie look about her...but she isn't a total nutbar, so I'm guessing that's points against her.
That she was "nuts" was never points for Jolie.
Well, how about her incestuous relationship with her brother. Did that earn her points in your book? Huh? Did it?
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Rama on Jan 30, 2006, 04:15:38 PM: Or the fact that she was in Cyborg 2 AND Hackers.....

Although Sky Captain was awesome....I don't care what you people say.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 05:20:47 PM: Hackers was awesome. Kickass soundtrack...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 30, 2006, 06:14:14 PM: Yeah, I liked Hackers as well.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: IDE on Jan 30, 2006, 08:46:35 PM: Both the colin ferell and Urkel chick's porns are available as torrents at Empornium.us.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 09:41:37 PM: Quote

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Jolene Blalock has a Jolie look about her...but she isn't a total nutbar, so I'm guessing that's points against her.
That she was "nuts" was never points for Jolie.
Well, how about her incestuous relationship with her brother. Did that earn her points in your book? Huh? Did it?
That doesn't qualify under "nuts"?

I also liked Hackers.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: tomduo on Jan 30, 2006, 09:52:20 PM: Crash and burn!

This was before I knew who Matthew Lilard was, and I thought he was just some gay dude.

So I was right.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: B E C K on Jan 30, 2006, 10:02:34 PM: "Cereal Killer"?
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Rama on Feb 01, 2006, 10:57:18 AM: I don't care how many asian babies Jolie brings home.....she is prue dag-nasty evil. It's just a fact!
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 01, 2006, 07:22:36 PM: word
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 02, 2006, 09:49:41 PM: More importantly, who should be my new muse? Tia Carerre or Gina Gershon?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 02, 2006, 10:17:14 PM: That's between you and them...
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Feb 03, 2006, 12:36:36 AM: And your pediatrician.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: B E C K on Feb 03, 2006, 01:47:56 AM: No, YOUR pediatrician. Foursome!
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Rama on Feb 03, 2006, 11:14:20 AM: Wait...do you even know how to play golf?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 03, 2006, 11:35:43 AM: Par!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 03, 2006, 07:37:24 PM: Lame.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 04, 2006, 12:16:32 AM: ...Birdie...
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Post by: IDE on Feb 04, 2006, 12:22:26 AM: Quote
...Birdie...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/birdie.gif)
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 06, 2006, 01:43:03 PM: Quote
More importantly, who should be my new muse? Tia Carerre or Gina Gershon?

Forgot about Kristy Wu, or is she too young?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 06, 2006, 07:34:57 PM: I don't remember who that is and the pictures I'm finding of her online aren't very good.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 06, 2006, 08:21:39 PM: Try Google Images (http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=DVXA,DVXA:2005-52,DVXA:en&q=Kristy%20Wu&sa=N&tab=wi) next time...
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Feb 07, 2006, 12:38:01 PM: 'Twas the mouth. I saw her in a movie called Face the other day and she had the most gorgeous red glossy lipstick in a number of scenes. Wish I knew the brand. :(
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Post by: tomduo on Feb 07, 2006, 12:44:40 PM: Coulda been a special blend made by the artist.
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2006, 10:26:58 PM: Quote
Try Google Images (http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=DVXA,DVXA:2005-52,DVXA:en&q=Kristy%20Wu&sa=N&tab=wi) next time...
I did that. Google Images and I are old pals. I still didn't think the results were good enough to judge.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 09, 2006, 10:28:26 PM: Quote
Google Images and I are old pals.
Liar! He says that he's never even met you!
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 09, 2006, 10:41:10 PM: He owes me money. He lies.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 09, 2006, 11:35:02 PM: Well you did shoot off his left testicle with a sniper rifle from a Dallas
science-center while he was ordering a pizza...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 10, 2006, 08:31:21 PM: nope
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 11, 2006, 12:26:43 AM: Is that the best you have?
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2006, 12:37:34 AM: As a matter of fact, yes.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 12, 2006, 01:05:55 AM: Weak.
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Post by: Rama on Feb 12, 2006, 01:07:37 AM: Super Weak.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 12, 2006, 01:12:43 AM: Yeah...
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Post by: B E C K on Feb 12, 2006, 01:24:13 AM: You're fucking weak, man. Your momma's weak. Your momma's momma's weak. And fucking Ganesh still has a fucking elephant head, man. Motherfucking Ganesh.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 12, 2006, 01:40:15 AM: Takes one to know one?
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Post by: Rama on Feb 13, 2006, 01:10:11 AM: That was pretty weak too. She broke into Hindu gods and that's all you came up with...come on man, I know you can do better. I believe in you Zero.
Title: Important announcement
Post by: B E C K on Feb 14, 2006, 12:15:38 AM: Yeah, man. Ganesh is not pleased.
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Post by: IDE on Feb 14, 2006, 12:34:09 AM: I am also displeased! I watched wedding crashers last night and they stole my "Living the Dream" catch phrase! I planned to use that in a college comedy or just anywhere but now will ferrel owns it.