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Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 08, 2004, 09:56:34 AM

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far   during  the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

 
  1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

 
  2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

 
  3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

 
  4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,  and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

 
  5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

 
  6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

 
  7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

 
  8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.  It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

 
  9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh   my God, what have I just said?"
 

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 08, 2004, 10:50:27 AM

:lol: MORE!!

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 08, 2004, 02:36:09 PM

Those are far better than Bushisms.

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: tomduo on Sep 08, 2004, 03:47:28 PM

The ball one was classic.

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2004, 07:47:45 PM

That would either be very good, or very bad.

I second the "MORE BITCH MORE!!!"

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: tomduo on Sep 08, 2004, 07:50:02 PM

"Serena Williams handles balls quite nicely."

"Yes Bill, her Dad taught both her and her sister at a young age. He'd bring all of the neighborhood in to teach these young girls on the ettique on how to control their stroke."

Bill: O.O; "I gotta go to the bathroom."

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: ekerou etaou on Sep 08, 2004, 08:58:10 PM

:lol:  


eh i dunno if they're better at bushisms... but they're damn close.

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2004, 09:03:36 PM

Other than the one about OBGYNs, I think they're better.

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: B E C K on Sep 08, 2004, 11:49:07 PM

Those are classic.

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: Fiero on Sep 09, 2004, 07:16:13 AM

Quote

Those are classic.

Write it down, or you won't remember them in two weeks.

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2004, 01:42:41 PM

No no, it leaves it open for someone to repost them a couple of months later and have my laugh at them all over again.

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 09, 2004, 01:53:47 PM

i only had one i got from a webpage, from years ago:

"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
-David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics
 

Title: Gotta love the media
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 10, 2004, 11:00:56 PM

Silly.