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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Sibulba on Jan 16, 2006, 10:05:13 AM

Title: tanning bed
Post by: Sibulba on Jan 16, 2006, 10:05:13 AM: Hi!
Tanning bed (http://www.gaestebuch4u.de/gb/tanningbed.html)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 16, 2006, 10:08:18 AM: i dislike people that go to tanning salons. they are faking it!
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2006, 03:36:19 PM: Can I get a tanning bed for just the legs? I like pants. It isn't wrong!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 03:52:08 PM: Hah, "ghost legs"...
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 04:08:40 PM: Who opened the gates to Spamalot?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 04:14:50 PM: Probably Doug, pissed off that even Nuri mocked him, submitted this page as his homepage while signing up for underage-sex sites...
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 04:15:13 PM: No kiddie pr0n yet, though.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 04:16:35 PM: Knock on wood...
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 04:17:01 PM: Is that what that 4 year old was doing? Freaky x.x
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Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2006, 04:18:25 PM: Tanning beds are faster than the sun...it's wearing down you know.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 04:20:24 PM: Yeah, in another 8 billion years, we gonna need a big lightbulb.
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Post by: The D on Jan 16, 2006, 09:34:44 PM: Quote
Probably Doug, pissed off that even Nuri mocked him, submitted this page as his homepage while signing up for underage-sex sites...
Revenge is mine. :P
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Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2006, 09:54:51 PM: Should this guy really be trying to sell us tanning beds?

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2826/sebulba7br.jpg)
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 10:03:50 PM: I thought the name sounded familiar...
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2006, 11:08:03 PM: Well he is indeed tan...
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 20, 2006, 11:12:57 PM: And he is a champion racer.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2006, 11:30:15 PM: Will I be one too if I use one of those beds?
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 20, 2006, 11:37:27 PM: You'll be something else.

PORNSTAR!
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Post by: IDE on Jan 21, 2006, 12:11:53 AM: Quote
Well he is indeed tan...
Yeah he looks like he's logged about 30,000 hours...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 21, 2006, 10:41:16 AM: You have to at least show one defining feature going for you. Especially if the annoying little shit from 'Jingle All The Way' schools your ass in a Pod-race...

I can't remember the exact quote any more, so I'll paraphrase: "I don't need Turboman when I have the REAL THING right here! My dad!" What a douchebag...
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 22, 2006, 01:27:16 AM: :lol:!!