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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Extra Zero on Jan 13, 2006, 10:23:47 AM

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 13, 2006, 10:23:47 AM

99 Year-Old Sex Offender To Be Released From Prison (http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,635175145,00.html)

The funny thing is that he plead guilty and was put into prison at the age of 96, making him the oldest inmate ever!  They don't say what the did, but I'm willing to bet it involved popsicles and a cellar...

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 13, 2006, 08:18:19 PM

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"I don't want you to die in prison," Board of Pardons and Parole member Keith Hamilton told Jackson during a Jan. 3 parole hearing.

Fuck that shit, let the sicko die there.  He only served three years.  If he didn't want to die in prison, he should've considered that before touching little Sally's cookie.

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: Rama on Jan 14, 2006, 12:20:03 AM

Or Sams.  

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 14, 2006, 12:22:03 AM

He touched Chris Griffin.  Read between the lines...

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 14, 2006, 03:07:01 PM

Apparently the kid didn't scream 'I need an adult!' loud enough... >.>;

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 14, 2006, 03:30:46 PM

Apparently not.

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2006, 08:42:28 PM

He *had* an adult.  That was the problem.

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2006, 09:06:49 PM

Never looked at it that way...

Title: Hahaha! He's Just Like the Pedo From Family Guy!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 04:07:27 PM

Hmm... I guess he needed one that didn't wanna rape him. Oh well.