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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitch on Jan 13, 2006, 08:18:12 AM

Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Bitch on Jan 13, 2006, 08:18:12 AM
So what are you doing to celebrate?

I'm going to a sleepover. >D
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 13, 2006, 09:02:23 AM
I'm going to a pudding wrestling party
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 13, 2006, 09:11:42 AM
Holy sweet god, Faye. Those three words give erections to men everywhere. And I DON'T KNOW. WHY.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 13, 2006, 09:16:36 AM
Especially Bill Cosby.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 13, 2006, 12:22:13 PM
Emmy, shouldn't that read, "words give erections to men everywhere"?  Actual conversation with my ex when he worked on Saturdays:

Bernie:  Hello?

Ex:        Almost done here.  What are you doing?

B:         Finishing up the bathroom.  Damn, I'm covered in paint?

E:         *silence & audible gulp*  Really?  *pause* Like a lot of it?

 :rolleyes: !!

For the 13th, going to a hockey game.  :)

   
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Rama on Jan 13, 2006, 04:06:45 PM
I'm going on a killing spree at a summer camp.  
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: IDE on Jan 13, 2006, 04:22:47 PM
I'm going out to the bars and clubs...which is pretty much what I would've done even if it had been friday the 12th.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: IDE on Jan 13, 2006, 07:29:10 PM
After getting off the phone with this chick (our first phone call ever) and my not being able to hear her because tiny cellphones are worthless pieces of crap.   I kept having to ask her to repeat herself and finally just pretended to hear what she was saying and now have no idea where she invited me to go but the conversation was so fucking akward that I'll be surprised if she calls back at all.

I think I'm gonna celebrate by sticking a pen in one ear and out the other.

Who's fucking idea was it to keep making phones smaller and smaller. I'd like to stomp their guts till they taste their own shit.

 
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 13, 2006, 08:47:32 PM
I want one of those giant car/cellphones from the eighties.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 13, 2006, 10:35:08 PM
Wore black on purpose. Nothing else of interest to report...
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Post by: The D on Jan 13, 2006, 11:03:24 PM
I'm going to turn into a warewolf and go around to small villages, eating the villagers and raping the virgins.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Rama on Jan 14, 2006, 12:10:59 AM
Werewolf. A Warewolf would go around villages selling Tupperware and raping virgins.  
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: IDE on Jan 14, 2006, 02:52:15 AM
warewolf it is then.
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 14, 2006, 03:09:46 PM
*just woke up*

I don't remember...
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2006, 08:38:54 PM
I slept since it was my day off and then I went out to eat.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2006, 09:08:04 PM
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I want one of those giant car/cellphones from the eighties.
I can get you one.  We've got a few around the office.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2006, 09:18:04 PM
Okay but I'll need one of those foam rubber hands to answer it with.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2006, 09:20:51 PM
You'll have to supply that on your own.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2006, 09:24:37 PM
Fuck that!  Fuck it up the ass with a giant foam rubber finger.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2006, 09:32:12 PM
This would seem to be the appropriate hand... (http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/getfoamshocker.html)
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2006, 03:30:50 PM
That hand looks gross.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 03:45:03 PM
Well, the shocker is gross.  
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 16, 2006, 04:12:29 PM
(http://adamrulz.com/images/temp/backstageshockers.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/images/temp/shocker1.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/images/temp/shocker2.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/images/temp/shocker_candy1.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/images/temp/shocker_candy2.jpg)
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2006, 04:15:41 PM
i can't believe those foam shocker hands made so much money...why didn't I think of it first!?
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 04:17:31 PM
Canadians can be so ghetto...
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Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2006, 04:20:09 PM
The Shocker isn't a gang sign it is the ultimate symbol of love between a man and woman.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 04:20:53 PM
You can still make money...here steal my idea.  Color code the fingers, two pink, one brown.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: The D on Jan 16, 2006, 09:52:58 PM
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Werewolf. A Warewolf would go around villages selling Tupperware and raping virgins.
"You'll get this 20 piece Tupperware set for the low low price of $89. And if you buy now, I'll throw in these two extra microwavable mini-tupperware containers absolutely free. I'll even add this penis-enlarging cream just for you. A $300 dollar value for only $89."
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Rama on Jan 17, 2006, 12:59:10 AM
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(http://adamrulz.com/images/temp/shocker1.jpg)
Holy shit...did you know that there was a small nuclear explosion going on inside your cat's head at the time you took this photo?  
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 17, 2006, 02:20:21 AM
I'm sure he knew after the fact...ya'know when it started to smell like burnt cat.
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Post by: IDE on Jan 17, 2006, 02:45:07 PM
That kind of shit happens whenever you strike a pose in anime so why not in real life too.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 17, 2006, 03:40:42 PM
Physics?
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 17, 2006, 06:56:07 PM
Never applicable.
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 20, 2006, 11:29:15 PM
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i can't believe those foam shocker hands made so much money...why didn't I think of it first!?
I'm... not seeing the appeal here.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 21, 2006, 10:41:48 AM
You would if you got one.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 21, 2006, 10:49:12 AM
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Holy shit...did you know that there was a small nuclear explosion going on inside your cat's head at the time you took this photo?
Humans and dogs are prone to red eye. Cats seem to get yellow and green eye.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 21, 2006, 12:00:06 PM
Yeah, looks like the flash caught it right in the eyes though.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 21, 2006, 12:47:47 PM
It's fairly common because cats look at you when you take their picture pretty frequently. Have lots of otehrs like that.

(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/christmas/images/fake_christmas_002.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/thanksgiving/images/thanksgiving2005_002.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/thanksgiving/images/thanksgiving2005_037.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/toronto/images/toronto_116.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/ptown/images/ptown_093.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/ptown/images/ptown_117.jpg)
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/ptown/images/ptown_055.jpg)

And...
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/ptown/images/ptown_042.jpg)
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 21, 2006, 12:58:50 PM
Do you throw the cats and babble when you get angry?
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 21, 2006, 01:46:03 PM
o.o

Are they... OH MY GOD!
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 21, 2006, 02:20:53 PM
Only when Cracker is in the way.

And they're both girls. Apparently when a female dog is in heat the humping instinct is not restricted to male dogs.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: IDE on Jan 21, 2006, 02:27:08 PM
What is that thing that your N64 is on top of?
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 21, 2006, 02:59:16 PM
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And they're both girls. Apparently when a female dog is in heat the humping instinct is not restricted to male dogs.
My aunt and uncle's dog will do that to other dogs as well as my uncle's leg.  Thing is that she's spayed and no one knows why she does it other than to establish dominance.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 21, 2006, 03:14:30 PM
That's my super cheap DVD player.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 21, 2006, 04:28:44 PM
It appears that your SNES also suffers from the smoke stains that mine does.  Not that I smoke or live with smokers, I got it used off of eBay and it came that way.  It stopped working the day I tracked down a copy of Shaq Fu...

Anyway, I'm either trying to find a good deal on a Super Famicom or I'm waiting for the Generation NEX guys (http://www.playmessiah.com/product/NEX_index.html) to make their own SNES.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: IDE on Jan 21, 2006, 09:31:01 PM
I think theres still an SNES sitting around my parents house but Im not sure.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 21, 2006, 10:47:20 PM
That SNES was gotten from a guy who's family smoked. The SNES I played in my youth is quite clean still.  I almost want to paint that SNES or something. Maybe bleaching it would work... if I had bleach in my home...
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 21, 2006, 11:47:39 PM
My SNES is in Rhode Island, I only have one controller for it now... ;.;
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Post by: B E C K on Jan 22, 2006, 01:36:16 AM
I never did buy a replacement little black plug box thingajigger for mine.  And then I can get that copy of UN Squadron....
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 22, 2006, 01:41:38 AM
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That SNES was gotten from a guy who's family smoked. The SNES I played in my youth is quite clean still.  I almost want to paint that SNES or something. Maybe bleaching it would work... if I had bleach in my home...
Don't bleach it.  I'm pretty sure that's what caused the casing on my SNES to crack like it did.
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 22, 2006, 08:47:57 AM
But I can bleach my hair, right?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 22, 2006, 09:14:47 AM
my new roommate has nintendo and super nintendo
ohh and of course, an xbox :rolleyes:  
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 22, 2006, 10:55:33 AM
F X-Box!  I only recently got a PS2 as the sole non Nintendo console under that TV to add to teh NES, SNES, N64 and cube.

So do the X-Box and NES/SNES get in fights and stuff?
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 22, 2006, 11:49:20 AM
I have all the consoles and they never get in fights...

 
Title: Happy Friday the 13th!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 22, 2006, 11:50:33 AM
*This post is now invalid, with the exception that I forgot that my Dreamcast is on loan to a friend who'd never played Powerstone 2.*
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 22, 2006, 12:30:35 PM
I keep thinking about getting a Dreamcast so I can emulate games but I have a PC for that that isn't really ready yet...
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 22, 2006, 01:48:45 PM
But the nice thing about the Dreamcast is that you can get one for $25.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 22, 2006, 04:00:14 PM
i don't even know what a dreamcast is <_<  
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Post by: Max Con on Jan 22, 2006, 06:30:06 PM
lol
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 22, 2006, 06:39:55 PM
Apparently, neither did America.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 22, 2006, 08:13:33 PM
Sadly.  
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Post by: tomduo on Jan 22, 2006, 08:48:45 PM
Rise from the Ashes remains my favorite Gundam game.