The Sphere

General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: tomduo on Jan 09, 2006, 06:03:14 PM

Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 09, 2006, 06:03:14 PM
http://www.local10.com/news/5957288/detail.html (http://www.local10.com/news/5957288/detail.html)

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MIAMI -- A college professor and his wife, a university administrator, have been charged with being illegal agents of Cuba's communist government run by President Fidel Castro, according to court documents unsealed Monday.

Carlos Alvarez, 61, a psychology professor at Florida International University, and his wife, 55-year-old Elsa Alvarez, have been charged with acting as agents of Cuba without registering with the U.S. government as required.

The indictment said that the couple had provided the Cuban government with information about individuals, groups, political figures, exiles and matters of interest to Cuba.

Carlos and Elsa Alvarez were ordered held without bond by U.S. Magistrate Judge Andrea Simonton, who rejected pleas by their attorneys for release on bail. Simonton said she agreed with federal prosecutors that the couple would leave their five children and return to Cuba if released.

Neither entered a plea. Another hearing was set for Jan. 19. They were arrested Friday, months after giving voluntary statements this summer about their contacts with Cuba to the FBI, prosecutors said.

Big fuckin surprize, huh? I was gonna have a class with him once.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 09, 2006, 06:57:44 PM
Good thing you didn't.  You could've been a compromised component of the Sphere, tinged with their red scourge.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 09, 2006, 08:06:29 PM
Bah, VIVA LA COMMUNISTAS!!!

I am taking a class on the Russian Revolution.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Rama on Jan 10, 2006, 01:18:04 AM
I miss the good old days when they raised us on thoughts of filling Commies full of lead. *Le Sigh.*
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: IDE on Jan 10, 2006, 01:30:17 AM
I wonder if word got back to fidel about my plans for ethnic cleansing.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: The D on Jan 10, 2006, 09:22:19 PM
I wonder if Fidel got my memo about cleansing the human race with mass genocide.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Bitch on Jan 11, 2006, 10:36:54 AM
So the world will be filled with self-rightious emo whiners like you, right?
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 11, 2006, 12:03:07 PM
Pretty much...  Boy, imagine all the adventures they'd have hitting up every High School in North America, hitting on every 15 year old girl in sight...
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 11, 2006, 02:48:27 PM
The black fingernail polish market would boom, though. And you'd never be able to find a CD of HIM, which is the gayest music ever.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 11, 2006, 03:17:26 PM
See I always pegged him as a Depeche Mode listener.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Rama on Jan 11, 2006, 03:35:15 PM
There is nothing wrong with listening to Depeche Mode. A uh.....Friend of mine....loves Depeche Mode.  <_<  
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 11, 2006, 04:34:38 PM
Dude, you're gay.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Rama on Jan 11, 2006, 11:18:08 PM
Someone should tell my penis that, cause I could do without the headache that women bring on...but be damned if the little guy just doesn't want to go along with the plan.  
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 12, 2006, 08:19:58 AM
Some Greek writer said pretty much the same thing, but damned if I can remember who.  It's in a book called A Mind of Its Own: A Cultural History of the Penis.  
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 12, 2006, 03:28:37 PM
I'd love to be the straight guy in greece. All the men fucking each other, the straight dudes would lay out some stone cold pimp. Greek chicks are hot, too.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: IDE on Jan 13, 2006, 03:52:27 AM
My friend told me the greek chicks are all about giving it up.  It's like a handshake over there.  None of the protestant stigma on sex over in that place...just straight up tzatzeke sauce bangin.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 13, 2006, 06:06:56 AM
I've heard that to preserve their virginity a lot of greek girls will do anal.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 13, 2006, 09:01:34 AM
that's what arab girls do.
for some reason, 99.9% of greek girls in my university are fat.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 13, 2006, 08:12:41 PM
Yeah, after that Greek Wedding movie, they all got the idea that it was okay.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Rama on Jan 14, 2006, 12:22:12 AM
This thread went from zero to hot in 3.6 seconds.  
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 14, 2006, 03:12:53 PM
Apparently Cubans are now bitching about how this was a cover for those 15 floaters who hung onto a bridge but weren't considered on US soil, thus were sent packing back to the shithole that is Cuba.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: IDE on Jan 14, 2006, 05:08:59 PM
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Apparently Cubans are now bitching about how this was a cover for those 15 floaters who hung onto a bridge but weren't considered on US soil, thus were sent packing back to the shithole that is Cuba.
Hells Yeah!

I hope me rooting for their deaths on the way over here isn't a sin.  I mean god is all about who's land belongs to who and what not.  I spoke with a burning bush the other day and it promised me that the armies of my enemies would be deliverd unto me and my people would one day reclaim the land of my birth.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 14, 2006, 06:13:06 PM
Was a crackhead in said bush? You are in DC...
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 15, 2006, 12:07:25 PM
Isn't he in Miami?
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2006, 08:52:19 PM
Yeah, I thought he was in Florida somewhere.  And that he thought Faye was in D.C.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 16, 2006, 12:51:42 PM
I know Carmen Sandiego getting cancelled would lead to trouble.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 01:28:34 PM
The cartoon or the shitty-shit gameshow?
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2006, 03:24:23 PM
I'm in Tallahassee now.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2006, 03:28:30 PM
I loved that shitty-shit gameshow.  "Extra Zero.... in jail."
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 03:46:39 PM
Double Dare > Carmen Sandiego.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 04:23:27 PM
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I'm in Tallahassee now.
FSU? Rock.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2006, 04:28:47 PM
Yep. FSU, home to the hottest girls in all of Florida and a semi decent college in it's own right.  I have roamed this campus for close to a decade and only now do I begin to wind down a college career comparible to every zany 80s movie ever made.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 04:31:22 PM
FIU and UM have very hot women indeed. We need to have an interstate collegic beauty pagent.

Ever meet any of the Tallahasee FSU chicas who posed in playboy? My exposure to the college chicas began with an southern based one, and the hottie with the glasses from FSU stole my heart... and my hand's cherry.  
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: IDE on Jan 16, 2006, 04:39:29 PM
Yeah I've met several of them over the years.  One of my friends was boning one of the most recent ones until just recently.  If you think they're hot though you should see the girls that don't pose.  There was only one year back in the late 90s that really hot girls did it.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 16, 2006, 05:04:13 PM
You should come here, especially on the first week. I swear they were less that day :D
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: The D on Jan 16, 2006, 10:14:25 PM
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Apparently Cubans are now bitching about how this was a cover for those 15 floaters who hung onto a bridge but weren't considered on US soil, thus were sent packing back to the shithole that is Cuba.
Hells Yeah!

I hope me rooting for their deaths on the way over here isn't a sin.  I mean god is all about who's land belongs to who and what not.  I spoke with a burning bush the other day and it promised me that the armies of my enemies would be deliverd unto me and my people would one day reclaim the land of my birth.
I wouldn't trust those burning bushes, they tend to have hidden agendas. Next think you'll know he'll have you start a cult and worship him on a daily basis. And if you disobey he'll kill your first born.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 17, 2006, 01:43:28 PM
They never killed the first born, that was a mistranslation, and in reality it was probably the first born was killed in a battle with the Jewish rebels who were escaping. But being all dramatic, they placed it as a plague.
Title: Wow. Miami sucks horribly!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 17, 2006, 02:31:35 PM
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I loved that shitty-shit gameshow.

Rockapella!  :lol: