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Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: IDE on Jan 08, 2006, 04:42:53 AM: You're as old as I was pretending to be last year!
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 08, 2006, 01:49:20 PM: You beat me to it, you bastard!
Happy Birthday Phage.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 08, 2006, 05:56:58 PM: Happy b-day.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Bitch on Jan 08, 2006, 06:55:38 PM: I swear I posted in this earlier. Oh well. Happy birthday, Phage!
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 08, 2006, 10:25:45 PM: His present is, he can fuck E in the ass!
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Phagey on Jan 08, 2006, 10:51:29 PM: *Ass rapes E* YEEEEAAAHHHH!

*MOLEST MOLEST*
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 08, 2006, 10:55:52 PM: Next year, someone get him lube first.

ow.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 09, 2006, 04:44:34 PM: God I love the art of the ninjitsu switcheroo. Leaving a wooden stump where you once were.
God, that's gonna hurt. Might wanna put some ice on that, Phage.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 09, 2006, 04:48:46 PM: Liar.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jan 09, 2006, 05:04:46 PM: Hope you had a good one!
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 09, 2006, 05:25:55 PM: Quote
God I love the art of the ninjitsu switcheroo. Leaving a wooden stump where you once were.
God, that's gonna hurt. Might wanna put some ice on that, Phage.
I'd have gone with a wooden block, rather than a stump...cause you could vanish in a puff of smoke as you scream "COCK BLOCK!" ...But that's just me.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 09, 2006, 06:54:54 PM: :lol:!! He's gotta point. Am I the only one who pictured this stump wearing a Naruto headband?
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 09, 2006, 08:09:03 PM: It would make sense.
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Post by: Phagey on Jan 10, 2006, 12:58:06 AM: E has wood.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 10, 2006, 09:15:46 AM: Quote
Am I the only one who pictured this stump wearing a Naruto headband?
No. No you are not...
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Jan 10, 2006, 02:10:01 PM: :happybirthday: Phage!!

Since Nuri went to the trouble of a birthday smilie, I'm going to use it, dammit!

All this wood talk reminded me of a Victorian limerick:

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The once was a young man from Goring
Who drilled a nice hole in the flooring
He lined it all 'round
Then lay on the ground
And declared it was cheaper than whoring.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: The D on Jan 10, 2006, 10:07:37 PM: Phage, I would congradulate you, but then again, I'm not sure if getting older is a good thing. Then again, maybe death can't come soon enough. Whatever.

Oddly enough, you are one of the few people around here I respect... and you're a gay furry. Go figure. Happy expulsion day.

...now, where's those scandinavian birthday songs? the ones sung with beer where you sing "happy birthday!!!" and stomp on the ground.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Bitch on Jan 11, 2006, 10:35:45 AM: The person above me is emo.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 11, 2006, 12:05:02 PM: The person above me is correct.
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Post by: IDE on Jan 11, 2006, 01:04:17 PM: I concur with the previous 2 posters.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: tomduo on Jan 11, 2006, 02:51:01 PM: The person above me waxes.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 11, 2006, 05:04:35 PM: I got wood. I got like three stories tall wood, man. Older than anyone in my family. Emma the cat climbs it in the summer!
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 13, 2006, 04:34:07 PM: Ouch!
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: The D on Jan 13, 2006, 10:40:16 PM: I'm far from emo. I don't cut my wrists. And I don't shop at Hot Topic. And I don't wear mascera. And I do not like Evanence.

And it's the Viking/Barbarian/SCA birthday dirge I was thinking about.

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Burn, then rape by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 14, 2006, 12:34:21 AM: EMMMMMOOOOOOOO.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2006, 08:35:47 PM: I didn't read any of that, did you?
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2006, 09:09:29 PM: Skimmed it enough to declare Doug emo.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Bitch on Jan 15, 2006, 09:21:30 PM: Doug has the emo additude, just not the fashion sense.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2006, 09:33:53 PM: Well, considering that he's banned from the mall since he's not allowed near young teen girls, it's kinda hard.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Bitch on Jan 15, 2006, 09:51:07 PM: Uh, hello? Thrift stores?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2006, 10:30:03 PM: He's banned from those too for reasons too disgusting to type.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Bitch on Jan 16, 2006, 09:10:47 AM: Ew.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 10:05:24 AM: And now you know. (And knowing is half the battle!)
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jan 16, 2006, 10:06:55 AM: Dude. Lame.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2006, 10:20:54 AM: I know, I should have done a 'Sonic Sez:' routine...
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: The D on Jan 16, 2006, 09:23:31 PM: *tear*

*cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut*
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Phagey on Jan 17, 2006, 12:03:36 AM: I'll be honest, I probably was emo at one point.

Still listen to what people consider to be 'emo' music. Only my sadness from my younger years and such has been replaced by unending rage, a violent temper, a penchant for blunt instruments, and a rather unnerving enjoyment of reading combat tactics.

What's that make me now?
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 17, 2006, 12:31:40 AM: You're kinda like Chris Penn in that movie where he played a gay dude?
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Bitch on Jan 17, 2006, 06:22:30 AM: I think rage makes you goth. Now we have to figure out which of the five million subgenres of goth you are.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Rama on Jan 17, 2006, 09:10:08 AM: Rage could make you punk...but I just can't see Phage as punk.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Guest on Jan 17, 2006, 12:54:56 PM: Being angsty and raging is also part of emo.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Phagey on Jan 18, 2006, 12:08:17 PM: Quote
Being angsty and raging is also part of emo.
What angst?

*Picks at ears* I hate labels.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 18, 2006, 12:41:39 PM: Quote
I hate labels.
I know what you need.

(http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/81908/200.jpg)
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: IDE on Jan 18, 2006, 01:56:24 PM: Alls I'm saying is the battle cry of the emo officially is "I AM NOT EMO"! :D
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: The D on Jan 18, 2006, 03:44:39 PM: Quote
Alls I'm saying is the battle cry of the emo officially is "I AM NOT EMO"! :D
Then what happens when you say "I am emo!" ?
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: IDE on Jan 18, 2006, 06:50:16 PM: Those people are candy emo.
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Post by: Bitch on Jan 18, 2006, 09:24:08 PM: That's when you're a posuer,
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Phagey on Jan 19, 2006, 02:52:46 AM: Well upon doing some checking, I'm appearantly a Rivethead.

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Rivetheads
If it's true that gothic music embraces feminine aspects of things dark (angst, grief, desire, depression) then industrial music evokes the masculine. Themes in industrial music include domination, aggression, revenge, and political failure.

The clothes associated with the industrial scene are mostly black jeans and black T-shirts, army surplus, and fetish.

Many rivetheads are sinister computer geeks, for some reason. Rivetheads frequent goth clubs where a mix of goth and industrial music is played. Industrial music is popular with many goths.

Famous industrial bands:
Skinny Puppy
Front Line Assembly
Einsturzende Neubauten
Wumpscut
KMFDM

Yeah, that's... pretty damn accurate. And I have at least one album from 3 of those bands listed.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: The D on Jan 22, 2006, 10:05:38 PM: Quote
Well upon doing some checking, I'm appearantly a Rivethead.

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Rivetheads
If it's true that gothic music embraces feminine aspects of things dark (angst, grief, desire, depression) then industrial music evokes the masculine. Themes in industrial music include domination, aggression, revenge, and political failure.

The clothes associated with the industrial scene are mostly black jeans and black T-shirts, army surplus, and fetish.

Many rivetheads are sinister computer geeks, for some reason. Rivetheads frequent goth clubs where a mix of goth and industrial music is played. Industrial music is popular with many goths.

Famous industrial bands:
Skinny Puppy
Front Line Assembly
Einsturzende Neubauten
Wumpscut
KMFDM

Yeah, that's... pretty damn accurate. And I have at least one album from 3 of those bands listed.
where you get that?
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Merla on Jan 23, 2006, 07:59:49 AM: Happy Be-lated Be-lated Be-lated Birthday!
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 23, 2006, 09:39:18 PM: Quote
Well upon doing some checking, I'm appearantly a Rivethead.

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Rivetheads
If it's true that gothic music embraces feminine aspects of things dark (angst, grief, desire, depression) then industrial music evokes the masculine. Themes in industrial music include domination, aggression, revenge, and political failure.

The clothes associated with the industrial scene are mostly black jeans and black T-shirts, army surplus, and fetish.

Many rivetheads are sinister computer geeks, for some reason. Rivetheads frequent goth clubs where a mix of goth and industrial music is played. Industrial music is popular with many goths.

Famous industrial bands:
Skinny Puppy
Front Line Assembly
Einsturzende Neubauten
Wumpscut
KMFDM

Yeah, that's... pretty damn accurate. And I have at least one album from 3 of those bands listed.
So do I. More than one anyway, since I have a few from KMFDM including the one from MDFMK. Maybe I should try those other bands.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 23, 2006, 09:39:49 PM: Quote
Happy Be-lated Be-lated Be-lated Birthday!
What are you, the fucking goose from "Charlotte's Web"?
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jan 23, 2006, 10:50:30 PM: :lol: :lol: :lol:
btw they are making a new charlotte web's movie!
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 23, 2006, 11:12:37 PM: Well...atleast it doesn't star Mike Meyers. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0413895/) Steve Buschemi is an interesting sight.
Title: Happy Birthday Phage!
Post by: B E C K on Jan 26, 2006, 08:54:48 AM: Steve Buscemi is always an interesting sight.... GAH! Dakota Fanning! Goddammit! It's like no other little girls work in fucking Hollywood. Jeez, though, as if the DTV horrid-ass sequel where Wilbur was all hairy wasn't bad enough.

"Retrieving content.... that's just a fancy way of saying 'Loading'. OHHHHH PUKE! My early prediction is FLOP! goes the weasel. Nobody's gonna go see talking farm animals for Christmas. The novelty wore off after "Babe". A huge part of the charm for CW was that it was a musical... and it starred Debbie Reynolds. Julia Roberts is no Debbie Reynolds. Nigga please!