The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Jan 01, 2006, 03:41:06 PM
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Another year begins by staring into the crystal clear waters of the porcelain goddess.
I feel like 20 bucks.
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it was the worst new year's party of my LIFE.
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what happened?
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lots of things.
i hope this doesnt mean this new year is gonna be fucked up too!
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Last year I had a shitty New Years. And I thought "Well, the first day sucked. It's a sign, the rest of the year will suck." I had a feeling, and I was right.
This time, it was pretty good. So I think this year will be better...not wonderful, probably the same old same old, but not shitty either.
This year my mother offered to treat me since I had a shitty year (either that, or she wanted to keep an eye on me and make sure I didn't do something stupid).
The city has a little secret. We have quite a few nightclubs and a lot of bars. And most of them are packed on New Years, with a line around the block because the club's too full. They actually weren't picky about the capacity of the clubs until after that club fire a couple years ago that killed all those people, now they enforce capacity to the letter, so it's impossible to get into most of them.
However, just around the corner's this sports bar. Even though it has a large bar, pool tables, darts, video games, a DJ and dance floor, a buffet, a menu and food, 3 projection tvs to wath Dick Clark on, and the cheapest cover in the city, every New Years it's barely half full. Go figure, I guess people are too stupid to go to it.
First thing we did was my mother bought two glasses of some stuff. I downed one of them, and then noticed she was trying to drink the other, even though she was the driver. So I grabbed it when she wasn't looking and downed that. Take an empty stomach and add two glasses of strong mixed drinks and I was plastered in a minute.
The place was filled with mostly middle-aged people... groups of friends or couples. I don't think there was a single college aged woman there...they were all older. I guess I went to the wrong party! :lol:
I played this deer hunting video game, and even though I was drunk, I was able to hit several deer. Just remember never to give me a real gun while drunk.
The DJ only played hiphop. I would have perferred rock music. They also played the Numa Numa song. :ph34r:
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I saw "The Devil's Backbone" and "May" on IFC while downing a Sunkist with ice.
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I slept. :D
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I watched Syndicated South Park, then played Babylon 5 all day.
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I slept 'till three (which is odd for me these days) then helped take down Christmas decorations. I spent the rest of the day watching TV and playing Dead or Alive 4 when we weren't yelling at my sister.
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So IDE and me are the only ones that celebrated the new year at parties?
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I nursed a Sinus infection which is still giving me trouble.
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So IDE and me are the only ones that celebrated the new year at parties?
No. I went to a small party in Baltimore, which is mostly why I slept in so late.
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So IDE and me are the only ones that celebrated the new year at parties?
What the hell is there to celebrate? Congratulations, the world is one year older, let's usher in yet another year for which everything can go wrong! Let's get drunk! Woo. Yeah, not feeling the spirit here.
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So IDE and me are the only ones that celebrated the new year at parties?
No. I went to a small party in Baltimore, which is mostly why I slept in so late.
you live on the east coast?? no way!
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At the stroke of midnight I was sliding my bag out of the way just as someone spilled a margarita. The next night I had half a margarita spilled on my head and the shirt I had just changed into.
Me and margaritas don't mix.
Oh well, at least it wasn't beer.
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I didn't drink but I did get up at like 2pm.
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Hung out with some friends at my brother's. People here drive like Titanics looking for icebergs on New Year's - we got home about 1 AM and had seen 5 or 6 weavers in the 2 .7 miles between our houses. Besides, we had gone out with some people the night before and Eddie drank 8 pints of Guinness in about 3 hours and topped it off with Scotch shots. He couldn't even stand to smell a beer on New Year's. :lol:
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you live on the east coast?? no way!
Yep. Lived in Maryland all my life.
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So IDE and me are the only ones that celebrated the new year at parties?
did you completely miss my fucking post? <_<
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I don't think anyone reads your posts anymore.
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I don't. If we had an Ignore feature he'd be the only one on my list.
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<_<
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I don't. If we had an Ignore feature he'd be the only one on my list.
Mine too.
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I love this board. ^_^
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My ignore list has one name in it: "Page down".
I stayed up til 1AM, and had to get up at 5AM to get ready to go on the air. So I was dead all day Sunday.
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I'm still working on recovering from the lack of sleep and 20 hours on the road from this weekend.
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I don't. If we had an Ignore feature he'd be the only one on my list.
Mine too.
I would probably only ignore tom, like I've said so 100000000000000 times before
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At the stroke of midnight I was sliding my bag out of the way just as someone spilled a margarita. The next night I had half a margarita spilled on my head and the shirt I had just changed into.
Me and margaritas don't mix.
Oh well, at least it wasn't beer.
I had 2 "big azz" margaritas last night :-D
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So IDE and me are the only ones that celebrated the new year at parties?
I'm not really a party person.
At the stroke of midnight I was sliding my bag out of the way just as someone spilled a margarita.
Bag = manpurse ?
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Bag = manpurse ?
Where else could he store his Flava Flav sunglasses? Not like that shit folds up!
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So what else's in there? Chapstick, prell, checkbook and pen, comb, small tube of Lubriderm, hair gel, mini Kleenex pack, gum...
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All that and a turtle.
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bag = suitcase/duffelbag/sack/what my 3 days worth of clothing and other stuff was stored in
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Where else could he store his Flava Flav sunglasses? Not like that shit folds up!
OMG I HATE FLAVA FLAV! he looks like an anorexic rat, he's so ugly and disgusting :'(
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Werd!
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I can't believe there are 20 girls that fight each other for this disgusting man (you know, his new tv program)
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Yeah women jumping all over an ugly guy just cause he is famous, and has money. How unsual.
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Yeah! Who knows! Maybe next Las Vegas will have HOOKERS!
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Yeah women jumping all over an ugly guy just cause he is famous, and has money. How unsual.
I wouldn't jump over an ugly guy just because he has money.
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I got drunk off tequila, vodka, and Graves vodka. Then I toaked up, not realizing my cousin brought Chronic. Then while floating, I went to poo, and the motions caused me to vomit, heavily. I then fell asleep in the tub. When I awoke it was 5 am and I showered and crawled to bed.
What was even worse was, new years day me, my bro (who matched me that night) and my Dad went to the Patriots / Dolphins game. While the seats kicked ass, the night before kicked my ass. Chronic sucks when ingesting massive amounts of tequila and Graves.
x.x
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Yeah women jumping all over an ugly guy just cause he is famous, and has money. How unsual.
I wouldn't jump over an ugly guy just because he has money.
That's cause you are already rich. Most of these women arn't as well off and hope to better themselves through the use of their vagina.
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Alot of women are going to be fucked since many men are becoming dumber and poorer than women, since more women go to college and take the high end jobs. Apparently it will become a problem.
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Luckily I opt out of that paradigm by default since women only use me for my looks.
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Yeah women jumping all over an ugly guy just cause he is famous, and has money. How unsual.
I wouldn't jump over an ugly guy just because he has money.
Really! What the hell happened to at least 'remotely attractive'? Flava Flav is like scraping the bottom of the barrel, not finding anything, and looking under the barrel and scraping that.
Alot of women are going to be fucked since many men are becoming dumber and poorer than women, since more women go to college and take the high end jobs. Apparently it will become a problem.
Oh shit, man. Not that I have any statistics to support this nor will I look for any, since I'm lazier and less dorky than Squerla, but it seems every other girl my age that's married is supporting a giant, whining, video-game/gangsta obsessed childish pancreas with a dick. How could they even *want* to fuck that? Where are the standards here? Why the hell would they WANT to support another child? He has to be missing legs or something, shit. If it's between an existence like that and a Hitachi for life, pass me the goddamn batteries.
Luckily I opt out of that paradigm by default since women only use me for my looks.
Good for you. "Boy-toy" it til you can't no more.
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Where else could he store his Flava Flav sunglasses? Not like that shit folds up!
OMG I HATE FLAVA FLAV! he looks like an anorexic rat, he's so ugly and disgusting :'(
Agreed. The girls on his show... we me and Kary just saw, look like crackheads. Not even the good kind either.
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I didn't know there were good kind.
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Well it depends on what they have to offer.
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Well it won't be crack...they never share.