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Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 29, 2005, 02:23:33 PM

Retail or food service - which has the worst potential situations?  Shopping horror story from an acquaintance at another board:

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I'm usually pretty good about dealing with kids in public, but tonight, I was rendered speechless by the actions of one toadler.

I ran out to TJ Maxx for some last-minute gifts and as expected, the store was packed. I'm making my way to the housewears area when I am stopped cold in my tracks at the most disgusting sight.

A toadler, roughly 3-4 yo, is standing in the middle of the main aisle with her pants and underwear around her ankles. There is no parent in site. Suddenly, she reaches down to her undies and picks A PIECE OF SHIT out of them. She had just shat her pants and now was PLAYING WITH IT!

I just stood there, not wanted to get any closer to her for fear she decide that said piece of shit now was a piece of chalk. I looked around and still could find no parent. So I made a b-line in the other direction so there'd be no risk of being contaminated by excrement. The only funny part about the whole thing was as I was stopped in my tracks, she looked up directly at me, held up her fingers with the poo and smiled as if to say, "Lookie what I've got!"

I think I'd rather hear morons try to say "three free shrimp".  :P

 

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Dec 30, 2005, 03:07:26 AM

At first I thought I read that she reached inside her bum and pulled it out. That would have been even weirder.

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: IDE on Dec 30, 2005, 04:41:59 AM

I still have no reply ti this thread

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 30, 2005, 09:04:16 AM

Maddox would have kicked that girl in the face, then made her walk the plank.

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: Rama on Dec 30, 2005, 10:43:22 AM

Just makes you want to reproduce doesn't it?  

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 30, 2005, 01:26:54 PM

That's so hot.

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 30, 2005, 05:16:19 PM

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At first I thought I read that she reached inside her bum and pulled it out. That would have been even weirder.

LOL ME TOO!

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: B E C K on Dec 30, 2005, 11:02:07 PM

Merla was telling me about this thread and that's what I thought, too.  I was like "was it out of the diaper or out of the ass because if I HAD to look at one and I got to choose, it'd be the diaper".

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 31, 2005, 02:27:52 PM

This is the reason of why nannies are good

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: IDE on Dec 31, 2005, 03:18:46 PM

I need to take this little gem of  a scene and write it into a screen play.

Title: One of Nuri's Worst Nightmares
Post by: B E C K on Jan 01, 2006, 10:19:56 PM

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This is the reason of why nannies are good

Especially the ones that kill the children.