The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Dec 09, 2005, 03:28:08 AM
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This is a question to all the ladies of the board. Have you ever stopped your girl friend from banging out some guy just because he happens to ...actually that's too specific. Have you ever stopped your friend (who obviously wanted some action) from banging out a...yeah a random guy...a hot random guy.
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...actually that's too specific.
I wanna hear what was supposed to go there.
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I second that motion.
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
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(http://forums.shwiggie.com/uploads/post-6-1134139564.gif)
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That needs to be a shirt...
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I was a little drunk but I think what was supposed to go there was "Just because he happens to be a bouncer that she just met in a bar"
(Sorry it wasn't more spectacular)
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Dude, that always happens, it's why they get in groups. Best way to avoid it is to bite the bullet, and offer to buy them all drinks, then quickly as the one you want how she and her beautiful friends are. That way she knows you want her, and the friends have been called beautiful and get a free drink.
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I might as well repost the whole story from another board so you can fully grasp the situation:
So right before we close I meet Gennyva. A hot ass little latina chick from miami. Her phone isn't working so she tells me to face book her...(shyea...vampires don't use face book bitch people will expose us as undead predators for shits and giggles). So I ask her what she's doing after this and she asks me to come back to her place.
So I do.
I pull up and ring the door bell and I'm about to leave when her friends pull up and drop her off.
"What are you doing here pot belly's security?" calls out her friend.
"Social Call" I replied.
So then she gets dropped off and we go inside and start making out. Now this is her last night in town. There is only reason you call me over to your apartment the first night you meet me when it's your last night in town. She tells me to stay as long as I want and offers me a shot. I've got my shoes off and I'm sitting on the bed when there is a loud KNOCK at the door...
her fucking friends are back...
one of them asks for a tampon and they go into the bathroom together. I'm a little tipsy but I already know what is going on...then her other friend says "You promised to sleep over at my house!" ....
THIS IS A COCK BLOCK!
Now part of me wanted to say "Look you stupid bitches. I know you don't need a tampon and she never said she'd spent the night at your place. I'm out of here you worthless slut bags." But I played it cool and was all "oh really? ok..." (in a sarcastic "yeah right" manner) and then she gave me her number. Now you're thinking "well what good is that shit? She's leaving town forever." Well if you recall in the beginning of this post I told you she was from Miami...which is exactly where your humble narrator is from.
So when I go home for christmas break I am going to call this bitch and if there is a god in heaven I am going to bend her over and go town on that round latin ass while taking a picture with camera phone. And when I return here to tallahassee i will find her bitchy sorority sisters and show them what I did her... I DID THIS! THAT'S GENNY! I DID IT! WHERE'S YOUR TAMPON NOW?
How could this happen on my birthday?!
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What you do is wait and watch....Then one will sperate from the rest. You know bathroom, get another drink something like that...When she does that you have to get into the gap and give chase. Then when she is least expecting it BAM! Right for the jugglar! They go down faster that way and and put up less fight. Now you might want to let go, but don;t. She might still be alive. So hold on to it till she stops kicking. Once that's done you drag her away and devour her at a place of your convience.
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No, then the friends will find her and pull her away.
"We need to TALK to _____."
She'll listen to her friends, and you'll be alone.
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That story completely failed to interest me in this thread.
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Owch.
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This is a question to all the ladies of the board. Have you ever stopped your girl friend from banging out some guy just because he happens to ...actually that's too specific. Have you ever stopped your friend (who obviously wanted some action) from banging out a...yeah a random guy...a hot random guy.
Nope.
My friends wouldn't do any random ugly guy, so they choose good :-D
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More importantly, who the hell name's their kid 'Gennyva'?
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That story completely failed to interest me in this thread.
But you read the whole thing and thus my goal of wasting your time was achieved.
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If a girl you meet at a bar invites you into her house, it's saying one thing.
If she's not going to fuck your brains out, there's only one thing you do. Knock her out and rape her silly.
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If only I'd had a tire iron...we coud've had a foursome.
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If a girl you meet at a bar invites you into her house, it's saying one thing.
If she's not going to fuck your brains out, there's only one thing you do. Knock her out and rape her silly.
you are so disgusting.
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He'd know about rape.
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Holy crap, D. The hole you've dug just got a foot deeper. Jesus.
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You know how it is. Rape is another way of saying hello in Japan.
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Remind me to lube up before I go to Japan.
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You should wait till you get there, cause if you do it too far in advance it'll dry out and it'll be more sticky then slick.
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Stop wanting to rape things, damn you.
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Did...
Did he just call himself a vampire?
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Who's a vampire? More importantly, where's my fucking garlic?
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You should wait till you get there, cause if you do it too far in advance it'll dry out and it'll be more sticky then slick.
I thought I'd just baste myself on the airplane like a sexual turkey.
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That's a little injoke with some other people on the INTERNET about how I've decided to stay in college for all eternity, passing amongst the other students as if I were their own age. Singling out hot 18 yr old chicks to "prey" upon.
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Like Tom Green in Road Trip?
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Something like that.
Didn't they know he was older though?
Very few people know my real age around here.
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Well his roomates did. I doubt the two chicks did. Great fucking scene.
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I only vaguely remember but yeah that's pretty much it. There are only 4 or 5 girls that know my true age. 2 of them I know don't rat me out. The other 3 are liabilities left over from when before I realized that age could be a deciding factor on whether chicks hook up with you or not.
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I don't see why it matters. It's not like you're fifty or somethin', upon which I would recoil like so:
*holds hands in limp claw-shape* "EEWWWWWWWWW!"
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That's a little injoke with some other people on the INTERNET about how I've decided to stay in college for all eternity, passing amongst the other students as if I were their own age. Singling out hot 18 yr old chicks to "prey" upon.
I'm 5 years in and still halfway to a bachelors. I'm getting there.
I thought women liked older men. The whole maturity and more money thing.
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Some women like immaturity.
... okay so it's just the one but whatever. Unlike some people :rolleyes: who seem to require a harem.
Money makes everything easier and it's nice to take a girl out and buy her things but I wouldn't want to be with a girl who wouldn't want to be with me if I was broke ass poor. Money's a convenience, not something one should use to try to buy affection.
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Maybe women do like older men. That's what I've heard anyway. But I don't know any women. I know college girls.
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Advantage being that college girls never age.
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And belly shirts.
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i have a crush on my art history teacher. hes so gorgeous and hes such a pimpp
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But I don't know any women. I know college girls.
Bwa ha ha!
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Escort Nuri out on a Date. She need some sweet lovin.
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Sweet loving? Ridiculous. There is only the ninja sexcraft.
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Sweet loving? Ridiculous. There is only the ninja sexcraft.
oops.
And I found D a new avatar:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/1128129074718.gif)
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I thought women liked older men. The whole maturity and more money thing.
Nah, I've long been vastly proud of making my own way in the world. And I've always liked them younger. Less baggage and more stamina. :D
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Sweet loving? Ridiculous. There is only the ninja sexcraft.
oops.
And I found D a new avatar:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/1128129074718.gif)
At least I have a nice manly...grey... body.
Ninja Sexcraft = Sexy no Jutsu?
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Ninja Sexcraft = La Blue Girl
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It's been a while since I've seen that. The Ninja craft in that show is a hell of a lot better than Naruto.
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I haven't seen any of it past the first episode. Razor sharp projectile pube attack was pretty cool
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Sounds like a good Bobobo adversary. :P
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Send that one to Kids WB!
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Oh man the little "pokemon will be right back" style breaks by the water tower just flashed before my eyes ala la blue girl...I wish I knew how to do flash.
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Escort Nuri out on a Date. She need some sweet lovin.
No, I don't wanna.
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I'll take you, Nuri. We can eat cookies and watch a movie. :D
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Yay!
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By cookies, she means something else, Nuri. Figure it out.
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No, I mean cookies. Chocolate-chocolate chip. With Reeses chunks. Milk on the side. :|
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Damn, screw Nuri. I want me some of that!
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Escort Nuri out on a Date. She need some sweet lovin.
No, I don't wanna.
Fine, we'll skip the date and go straight to the lovin.
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Do it while watching Robocop... That should make for a few interesting threads.
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"Did you just call me Murphy?"
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Why would we watch Robocop? We'll watch a cool movie of her choosing, because I'm a gentleman (woman?) like that.
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Robocop is a cool movie, and stop trying to convince people that Cool Runnings is a "non-stop, 'lauch-out-loud', romantic comedy"!
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I've never seen Cool Runnings. :|
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Robocop is a cool movie
Agreed.
Robocop 2 was also great. 3 not so much but still watchable IMO.
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[Geek] Robocop 2 was directed by Irvin Keshner, the same man that directed the Empire Strikes Back. [/Geek]
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Robocop is awesome but only 1.
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OMG Robocop. Is he a robot? Is he a cop? You decide!