The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 04, 2005, 10:52:10 AM
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All the names have been changed in this one to the appropriate Username, Except for D for Doug, who REFUSED TO GIVE ME HIS NAME ANYWAY. This thing sucks anyway, but it's a week overdue and this is what's getting submitted.
Wicked E's Christmas Journalism report.
Sexy lingerie for the wife or girlfriend, toys and games for the children, and gadgets and gizmo’s for the teenager or husband; these are the signs that Christmas is here once again. A time to give gifts to those we love, but how much to spend on how many family members can be a fickle matter.
“I try not to spend over $10 or so, just because it’s my mom’s money I’m spending since I’m jobless right now,” said Bitch, a high school student shopping for gifts for her siblings at the Vacaville outlet stores. Another fellow, Drunken Squirrel, is splitting the costs of a laptop and camera with his mother to give to his brother’s family, an amount that goes up to $650 for the laptop and $200 to $300 for the camera.
“We’ll get those two big things and that’ll be it from us this year, and of course, I’ll get something for my baby niece just for her like a stuffed animal or something,” said Drunken Squirrel.
Other people, such as Doug Peuterschit who was shopping for his two little nieces, said they will spend no more than $22, but they prefer to get gifts rather than give and hang out with family.
“Hanging out with family usually corresponds with gift giving and getting, but all told I prefer the get-together. The gift-giving can easily become the focus of the season, and it's not often that the extended family gathers together, so it's nice. Plus, the limited duration allows for peaceful co-existence for a while, which helps improve relations among each individual family unit that make up the clan,” said Drunken Squirrel, with a CompUSA bag clutched in one hand.
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Was it originally suppose to be longer? Or does posting it just make it look shorter?
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
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Yeah I don't play race cards, and I'm just keeping it that short cause I have ANOTHER story I gotta do by Friday, so I'm making this one short.
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Oh and the three I did use had better quotes than you.
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
are you from miami?
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Bit more west and a lot more south.
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
are you from miami?
HELL NO!
dude, wtf.
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Here in America all Latina girls are hatched in Miami before they set free into the wild to find a rich white guy to hook up with. You can see how he got a little confused.
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I see you made up a little bit for your story...I've never been to a CompUSA :P
But anyway, glad I could help you out in some small way.
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
are you from miami?
HELL NO!
dude, wtf.
You're from some illegal offshore hatchery!?
*writes his congressman*
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Why am I not there? i sohuld be the principal character! I'm the token latin girl here
are you from miami?
HELL NO!
dude, wtf.
Faye thinks she is superior because she is from Latin America. Yet where is she now? Away from the kidnappings... and the plague.
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What plague? Is this a recent occurance? I wasn't able to locate any news articles or scholorly journals of a plague in that area. Are you speaking of the 70 thousand or so peruvians who are infected with HIV-AIDs?
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She's one of those bio-diseasephile freaks. You better either have facts or tell her you were just being an ass or she'll continue perusing the "scholarly journals".
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At least I KNOW I'm superior than YOU
i just dont want to be compared to fucking puertoricans and cubans just because they are trashy and are an embarassment to the rest of latinamerica.
and i already said four hundred fucking times why i am here.
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She's one of those bio-diseasephile freaks. You better either have facts or tell her you were just being an ass or she'll continue perusing the "scholarly journals".
You guys know that it didn't occur to me until later that Tom maybe just bullsh*tting.
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At least I KNOW I'm superior than YOU
Last time a German said that...
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Shit.
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well in this case its obviously true.
i mean come on, EVERYBODY is superior than you, tom.
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Gonna throw me in an oven now?
Unlike a Pizza, I'll fucking scream!
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I've always wondered about the latin american heirarchy of racial superiority. So the cubans and the puertoricans are on the low end eh? Where are the mexicans? Do the Spanish think all of you are trash over here in the new wolrd? Are they over there speaking castellano and calling the peruvians inferior?
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At least I KNOW I'm superior than YOU
Last time a German said that...
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Shit.
Actually the germans would've spoken properly and said: Superior "to" you. They pay attention to details, hence the fine watches and automobiles.
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Do the Spanish think all of you are trash over here in the new wolrd?
I'm sure they hold them in as high as requard as the Brits do all us White Americans, which is not very.
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The Spanish hate everyone. There's a spanish girl in our Latin America class, and she laughs whenever we talk about those countries winning independence and stuff.
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Do the Spanish think all of you are trash over here in the new wolrd?
I'm sure they hold them in as high as requard as the Brits do all us White Americans, which is not very.
But we may take solace in the fact that we WHOOPED THAT ASS.
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That we can....that we can.
Now I feel liking blowing something up in a huge ploom of colorful sparks.
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I wanna throw some tea in the harbour. My relatives did.
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I want a nuclear weapon. Not to use, but just to have.
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Nazis and Kim Jong Ill.
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Do the Spanish think all of you are trash over here in the new wolrd?
I'm sure they hold them in as high as requard as the Brits do all us White Americans, which is not very.
But we may take solace in the fact that we WHOOPED THAT ASS.
Britain exists today because of us. Same with Spain. Given that, plus kicking the shit out of Spain in less than four months in the 1898 Spanish-American War (it'd be more like four days in this day and time) and holding out against the dominant world super-powet as a fledgling nation in not one but two wars, neither have reasons to look down on anyone on this side of the pond.
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Spain was hardly a powet then, but no matter what, we're still nothing.
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i just dont want to be compared to fucking puertoricans and cubans just because they are trashy and are an embarassment to the rest of latinamerica.
Eh, gotta give her that one. At least the ones I've seen are... Mexicans appear to be a mixed bag though. Granted of the number that live here, most have come illegally, trudged through rivers, spawned here to leech welfare and the like, so whether or not they appear or act unrefined really isn't a primary concern for them. The ones that didn't though do care about those things.
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Bwuh?
*begin rant*
All the cubans you guys know are trashy? How do you guys even know any cubans? They don't migrate passed Aventura Blvd. in miami. They have taken over a major american metropolis without so much as one gun shot being fired (well being fired in defense against their take over). They control the police, and city hall, as soon as all the old jewish judges die off they will have solidified they're powet base. The names of the streets have been changed from the americans that founded the city to cuban patriots. If you don't speak spanish they look at you and roll their eyes. The great white exodus has already happened. Americans remaining there are of the personality type that enjoy living in a foreign land...or like my parents waiting to retire to North Carolina. It's over. They've won. It's time to seal off the border passed Aventura Blvd (You know what stops them from migrating further? It's the jews 'god bless them' with their million dollar rent on the first floor condos) and set up a trade embargo. When I go down there to visit for christmas break I'm taking the American flag back with me.
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Don't worry....Duba is going to turn his weather machine on them next hurricane season now that he took care of those pesky blacks in New Orleans.
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Bwuh?
*begin rant*
All the cubans you guys know are trashy? How do you guys even know any cubans? They don't migrate passed Aventura Blvd. in miami. They have taken over a major american metropolis without so much as one gun shot being fired (well being fired in defense against their take over). They control the police, and city hall, as soon as all the old jewish judges die off they will have solidified they're powet base. The names of the streets have been changed from the americans that founded the city to cuban patriots. If you don't speak spanish they look at you and roll their eyes. The great white exodus has already happened. Americans remaining there are of the personality type that enjoy living in a foreign land...or like my parents waiting to retire to North Carolina. It's over. They've won. It's time to seal off the border passed Aventura Blvd (You know what stops them from migrating further? It's the jews 'god bless them' with their million dollar rent on the first floor condos) and set up a trade embargo. When I go down there to visit for christmas break I'm taking the American flag back with me.
Yeah, Miami sucks.
Except the girlies are bangin. The only good part of this city.
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When I go down there to visit for christmas break I'm taking the American flag back with me.
:lol: :lol:
you call "spanish" to what they speak? those bitches can't speak spanish, and im talking about the puertoricans too!
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When I go down there to visit for christmas break I'm taking the American flag back with me.
:lol: :lol:
you call "spanish" to what they speak? those bitches can't speak spanish, and im talking about the puertoricans too!
The only people who speak Spanish is the Spanish. Anything over here or down there is nothing but a corruption.
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shut the f..... up, im not talking to you. you don't know shit.
im talking about their "spanish" in relation with the rest of latin america's spanish/castillian. they cant speak SHIT
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Yeah, and according to real Spanish people, neither can anyone in this hemisphere.
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o thats a new one.
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Hey, talk to them. They bitch all the time in my Latin America class. They really piss off the Argentinian kids XD
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argentinians can suck my dick for all i care.
spaniards think of latin america the same way english people think of americans. they are just stupid, stereotypical, and immature.
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*cough*
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kekekekekeke
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Uhm, Faye? Reread your post and think about it for a second.
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All to easy.
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so? what is wrong with it
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so? what is wrong with it
I was digging around in the old threads of this board. And someone mentions your mid-section, is that you in your avatar?
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Yup.
You can guess where she spends all her time.
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what the fuck do you mean tom? for your information thats a modeling pic, so whatever your fucked up mind thinks about "where i spend all my time" is probably wrong
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what the fuck do you mean tom? for your information thats a modeling pic, so whatever your fucked up mind thinks about "where i spend all my time" is probably wrong
I mean your dumbass doesn't realize the own contradictions. You just went on a bitchfest about Carribean Latinos being inferior to you, yet when it's revealed that you're nothing but a Colonial leftover of Spain, you play the victim since the Spanish only see you as inferior, because they say you are.
You're a dumbass, and not that hot. If you were, you wouldn't still be in college. Instead of clinging to the hope that you'll be a nameless girl in panties on a straight to DVD release, you should instead try working on your mind so when you hit 24, you won't be cast aside to work at Ruby Tuesdays or whatever the fuck they have in Peru.
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i have seen your taste in women, and i definitely KNOW that you don't have a good taste at all, so you saying im not hot its like a dog barking, i dont give a shit. that plus i dont care shit about what your white trash ass talks about. thanks GOD most americans are not like you, because you are definitely a bad example of an american. most of the time you just act like the ignorant fuck you are, and lets just be realistic, between you and me, the one who is probably going to end up getting a shitty job is you. being the ignorant that you are, you probably think that the only way to get a "good job" is to get good grades. first, i get excelent grades, ive been in the dean's list so many times. second, most of the people who get good jobs is not because of their grades only(most of the top places don't even care about gpa, and this i know for SURE) but its mostly because of the way they are, their "professional appearance", their character, and their contacts. being the loser you are you probably don't have any of these, cause its almost likely that the only friend you have, is, of course, your girlfriend.
im so fucking tired of hearing you trashing me only because im from latin america and because i am the way i am, but ive showed so many times that even though im from peru, im a better person than you on EVERYTHING, and i'll probably be more succesfull in life that you'll ever be, so please next time shut the fuck up and at least act like you have a little class.
ps: i havent done any modeling since like months ago and it was just a decision i made, i KNOW i could have get more money but i dont need to. i know i didn't have to make this clear but i just said it so u will stop being a freaking douchebag about it and trying to attack me by using it.
edit: I'm sorry to everybody else for my language and my extra use of bad words in this post, i just got tired of this bitch.
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Rubio Martes?
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I have no idea.
And the only way you must get on the deans list is your skills with your tongue. You've proven your more dense than the fruitcake that keeps Nuriko's sphere from rolling away.
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I forgot what rubio means.
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I have no idea.
And the only way you must get on the deans list is your skills with your tongue. You've proven your more dense than the fruitcake that keeps Nuriko's sphere from rolling away.
that has to be the most pathetic comeback ever
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At least you understood it. Now if you can only understand the things that come outta your mouth, you can be a functioning member of society! ^_^
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I forgot what rubio means.
Blonde Tuesday.
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In that pic, Faye doesn't look like she has any boobs.
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Eh, boobs don't make a woman.
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In that pic, Faye doesn't look like she has any boobs.
Actually I was a 34 b. for some reason they have grown now and they are 34 d! i dont know why they suddenly started growing, everybody thinks i got silicones (and its not because ive gained weight, cause i actually have lost weight)
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pics
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i wont post here cause then bitches like tom DARE to criticize them.
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Such low self esteem :P see I can criticize you on anything, learn to live with it.
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Holy freakin' cow, Martha.
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Such low self esteem :P see I can criticize you on anything, learn to live with it.
ive said before that your criticisms doesnt do anything for me because they come from you, but still i prefer not to waste my time reading criticisms
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Then you'll never improve.
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Meh, I post my pictures. I don't give a shit what anyone says.
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Then you'll never improve.
i definitely will, and at least i'll always be better than YOU
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You could always IM a pic.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours" :D
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I put a picture of myself in my av and Tom hasn't criticiized it once.
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Well that's because you're damn sexy. I'm working on my lats and pecs right now. I also need to do my lower abs... for I've neglected them. ;.;
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One does well not to provoke a guy with a Conan sword that he stores in his wench's trunk.
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cause long time ago it was decided that tom is gay and he loves to see naked torsos.
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I am so fucking gay. I really am. I'm gayer than Phage. I'm so gay, Phage calls me a fag.
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that's what im saying.
IDE, my theory is that he turned gay when he couldn't get ass anymore from his gf.
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Yeah, I never get any. I just sit here... dreaming about your torso. I am so gay I love the manlike shapes of it, and the belly you're forming there from all the cheesesteaks. It makes me want your rooster.
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eww its disgusting just thinking that you think about me. disgusting.
and PLEASE, i just feel sorry for you and for your poor taste in women, so of course, and as i have said like 10000000000000000 times before, i don't care what you think about me :-)
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If I am gay, how is it I have poor taste in women? If you weren't a dude, I'd hate you.
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thats why you turned gay to start with.
gosh you are so dumb :rolleyes:
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Well, for one, if you're gay, you never like girls. If I had horrible taste in them to begin with, why would I want them at all if I liked that cock. That makes no sense. No one goes gay from not getting the right girl. They go emo, like D.
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You know what would really spice this back and forth up?
Yep, you guessed it...
Some pics of Faye. Then tom could commence with the critcizing and it would all be fresh and new again.
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Seconded.
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Do I have to?
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I'm pretty sure your name in there is interchangable with anyone else's.
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Thank god. I'm done telling her she's dumb.
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the donkey talking about ears
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Too bad if I say something stupid, I understand it and don't have to be explained about it with idled silence.
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I put a picture of myself in my av and Tom hasn't criticiized it once.
He looks like a god damn lifesized action figure.
I don't see why someone as popular and muscular as him is even on an emo/punk/nerd board like this.
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The Architect promised me that if I came here I could pick 23 people to rebuild Zion.
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You don't work out, Doug?
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:: Starts building a Thunderdome for Tom and Faye. ::
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!!
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I knew she had a cock.
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yeah and its bigger than yours
im the peruvian stallion
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I don't doubt it, it explains all the gay guys you date.
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not everybody is like you, tom. if i had a dick i would obviously like women
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The Architect promised me that if I came here I could pick 23 people to rebuild Zion.
You can take Merla but I ain't building shit.
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But there will be a Long John Silvers! And they are looking for managers... :D
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Would building Zion involve...like sweating, cause I don't know if I want to sweat again.
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:: Starts building a Thunderdome for Tom and Faye. ::
TWO WOMEN ENTER! ONE WOMAN LEAVES!!!
Fixed.
You don't work out, Doug?
Working out is for Sissies!
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First I am gay, now I am a woman?
NOW I AM A LESBIAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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No, Urashima is overrated because he draws women and not ten-to-twelve-year-old girls.
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Wrong thread
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Yes. Yes it is.
Now fix iit, wanker.
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I don't have that kind of powet!