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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Dec 03, 2005, 01:00:10 PM

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Post by: The D on Dec 03, 2005, 01:00:10 PM: And you guys still hate me!

Can you feel the hate toniiiiiiiiggggttt.....
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 03, 2005, 02:21:01 PM: Who says I hate you?
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Post by: blanktoe on Dec 03, 2005, 02:51:01 PM: me
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 03, 2005, 03:58:38 PM: Black people don't count, silly.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 04, 2005, 03:36:02 AM: Can someone link me to the thread with all the glorious details about D's lolicon shenanigans?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 04, 2005, 09:56:24 PM: I could, but that would be alot of linking. Your best bet is to go all the way to the very first threads and because he's got atleast one uber-patheric topic to go along with every page.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 04, 2005, 10:22:49 PM: Here's one:

"Hi... I'm fucked." D's in trouble w/ John Law:

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.ph...341 (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=341&hl=underage)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 04, 2005, 11:03:01 PM: LOL I loved that thread!
what a perv!
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Post by: IDE on Dec 05, 2005, 07:54:49 PM: Thanks Nuri
that thread was scrumtrelescent.

So how did the whole thing turn out?
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Post by: Miffed D on Dec 05, 2005, 09:44:24 PM: Now, I'm still trying to figure out how that thread makes me a pedo.

Please, draw me a diagram. Or something.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 05, 2005, 10:35:35 PM: You sent me a shitload of pedolicious 4chan images!

x.x
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Post by: IDE on Dec 06, 2005, 11:16:26 AM: I <3 4chan
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 06, 2005, 12:08:50 PM: Hey, I saw posts with something other than fucking in them. That's a false count. :P
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Post by: Merla on Dec 06, 2005, 12:58:34 PM: With all this troubles that topic is that last thing he needs to be posting about.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 06, 2005, 03:52:59 PM: "With all the trouble this topic has caused, that is the last thing he needs to be posting about." Said the translator from Merlveenia.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 06, 2005, 11:19:27 PM: Considering some of the classics you've churned out, you're the last person who should be a translator.

Speaking of classics... found a couple more.

"No health insurance....":
Topic quickly degrades into comments and jabs on D's alledged guilt.

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=638 (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=638)

"Nazi Country Singers":
Today I watched part of "The Big Idea," with Donny Deutsch that was this whole debate about them, with Deutsch frothing at the mouth about their damn Hitler-smiley t-shirts. (Think Joe Boxer, but the sort that wouldn't mind sending the Wal-mart Zorro smiley to the gas chamber.) Besides that, other highlights include the Nationalist who asked the black woman consultant on the show if she remembered Rosa Parks and learning via interspersed clips that those two little girls have no talent whatsoever. They can't sing worth a lick. Not just bad, but if their lives depended on it, they couldn't begin sing themselves free. Of course this thread is about none of that.

http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=682 (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=682)
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Post by: Rama on Dec 07, 2005, 12:10:12 AM: Quote
Considering some of the classics you've churned out, you're the last person who should be a translator.

That makes me the PERFECT person to be a translator cause I'm the only one that knows what the fucks she is saying.
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Post by: Merla on Dec 07, 2005, 08:44:54 AM: Quote
With all this troubles that topic is that last thing he needs to be posting about.
With all his troubles (the "alleged" sexual assult), that topic is the last thing he needs to be posting about.

:P :P :P
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Post by: Guest on Dec 07, 2005, 09:10:46 PM: Quote
You sent me a shitload of pedolicious 4chan images!

x.x
Pedolicious? They were threads of pictures from hentai dating games where the characters were adults. I only sent them to you because I know you fap to that kind of shit, and I thought you'd enjoy it. See if I ever see you good pr0n again, you ungrateful slut.

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Considering some of the classics you've churned out, you're the last person who should be a translator.

Speaking of classics... found a couple more.

You just linked to the same thread twice. B)
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 07, 2005, 09:24:18 PM: I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2005, 08:16:29 PM: Sorry. Corrected now.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 08, 2005, 09:39:16 PM: Holy Freakin' Cow, Martha.
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Post by: The D on Dec 08, 2005, 10:35:20 PM: E just went over 1000.

I think this demands a party. Free beer and sex for everyone.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2005, 01:49:52 PM: I'll pass on both.
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Post by: The D on Dec 10, 2005, 02:16:02 PM: Quote
I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 10, 2005, 02:21:50 PM: God told me that he considers it less of a sin than fapping to real pr0n.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 10, 2005, 06:16:24 PM: Quote

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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 12, 2005, 06:46:48 PM: Quote
God told me that he considers it less of a sin than fapping to real pr0n.
Except when there's tentacles.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 12, 2005, 07:13:15 PM: Or garden hoses?
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Post by: Rama on Dec 13, 2005, 01:23:35 AM: Or when it's Father/Daughter.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 13, 2005, 01:56:08 AM: Or when it involves a neckhole.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 13, 2005, 10:50:53 AM: I thought I'd seen it all till a fellow Eva fan sent me a set of pics of why Rei wears an eyepatch.

Two words: ocular rape (http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/puker.gif)
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 13, 2005, 11:23:49 AM: GENDO! NO!!!

Seen it.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 13, 2005, 09:17:15 PM: EW!
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Post by: IDE on Dec 13, 2005, 11:11:20 PM: *watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 14, 2005, 01:21:32 AM: I wish there was an uncensored version x.x
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 14, 2005, 12:21:39 PM: Murry the Evil Skull like socket jobs, didn't he? :P
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Post by: Extra Zero on Dec 14, 2005, 12:22:43 PM: With his attitude and lifestyle, I'll bet he liked a lot of things...
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Post by: The D on Dec 14, 2005, 09:54:39 PM: Quote

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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
Urashima is overrated.

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*watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*

have a copy online?
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 14, 2005, 10:07:23 PM: Quote

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I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
Urashima is overrated.
Because he draws his women with wonderfully shaped boobs and pubic hair?
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Post by: IDE on Dec 15, 2005, 05:02:22 PM: Quote

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I don't fap to anime, I fap to real pr0n.

Viv Thomas = God.
I find it hard to believe you don't look at anime pr0n. Especially since I think you once posted some here, and that wallpaper you showed us a while back.
I look, but barely fap to it. It has to be real good, like Satoshi Urashima good.
Urashima is overrated.

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*watches his fan made human instrumentality project video*

have a copy online?
What's a good torrent or file upload site? I got mine from empornium but the torrent was gigantic because it included not just that but just about every hentail eva pic ever made.
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Post by: The D on Dec 15, 2005, 09:51:52 PM: I don't know anything about how to do torrents. I know about rapidshare.de, but that place has a 50mb upload limit.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 15, 2005, 09:57:33 PM: yeah it's 113.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 16, 2005, 01:08:32 AM: you could do it @ www.puretna.com

I get all my pr0n from there. ^_^
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Post by: Rama on Dec 16, 2005, 04:32:37 AM: Pretty sad when you pass beyond a loser line that even I cannot follow.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 16, 2005, 09:22:05 AM: Holy. Freaking. Cow. Martha.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 16, 2005, 01:17:13 PM: Quote
Pretty sad when you pass beyond a loser line that even I cannot follow.
Well I am sorry that I don't jack off to midgets like you. :(
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 16, 2005, 07:55:42 PM: Quote
Holy. Freaking. Cow. Martha.
They probably have the video of that as well.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 16, 2005, 09:28:41 PM: Holy freaking god.
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Post by: The D on Dec 17, 2005, 09:43:05 PM: Tom has the one redeeming quality of having a real live girlfriend. Without that, he's nothing.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 17, 2005, 10:15:09 PM: Dude, 5 inches around. S'all I gotta say.
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Post by: Phagey on Dec 17, 2005, 10:23:14 PM: and half an inch long. Stubby nubby!
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Post by: Bitch on Dec 17, 2005, 11:59:57 PM: Five inches around? Are you planning on fucking Faye or something? o.o
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 18, 2005, 12:20:47 AM: Quote
and half an inch long. Stubby nubby!
Only when you're around, Phagey. The gayness causes it to shrink!
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Post by: The D on Dec 19, 2005, 10:56:44 AM: Quote
Five inches around? Are you planning on fucking Faye or something? o.o
It's circumference, so I have no idea what diameter it would be..
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 19, 2005, 01:59:04 PM: Ah, high school geometry. How do we miss thee!

Circumference = Diameter times pi ([dohtml]π[/dohtml], or 3.14159)

C = D*[dohtml]π[/dohtml]
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 19, 2005, 09:58:51 PM: Applied to penii, you then multiple the result by S (swallow) and divide by G (gag).
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Post by: Rama on Dec 20, 2005, 05:17:25 AM: I want Pie now.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 20, 2005, 09:41:35 AM: American Pie?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 20, 2005, 03:53:11 PM: DON'T SPOIL THE PIE. THE PIE IS SACRED AND SHOULD NEVER BE FOULED BY THE TOUCH OF GENITALIA! Heathens!