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Title: You guys forgot something....
Post by: The D on Nov 26, 2005, 08:59:25 PM: .........

*AHEM*

........

Now, I know you guys all hate me, but come on......

<_<
Title: You guys forgot something....
Post by: Bitch on Nov 26, 2005, 09:27:45 PM: I knew, i just didn't care.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 27, 2005, 12:05:31 AM: I don't know, and I don't care. I have bigger concerns than your day of birth.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 27, 2005, 12:11:01 AM: Yeah, Yesterday was the 2nd day of Spike TVs Bondathon.
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 27, 2005, 03:50:59 AM: aww damn did I miss Bondathon?
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 27, 2005, 08:53:44 AM: If you really wanted people to congratulate you on making it through one more year of your "miserable" life, you should have made your birthday thread on your birthsday, rather than making it the day after and pissing about it.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 27, 2005, 01:22:44 PM: Quote
aww damn did I miss Bondathon?
I spent alot of time flipping between the Bondathon and playing Goldeneye on my N64. Classic.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 27, 2005, 11:03:00 PM: Sorry duder. I was painting that day. I wasn't even online and that's the only way I really remember anyone's birthday.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 28, 2005, 01:37:20 PM: It was the first birthday you could have celebrated in jail with your large homosexual cellmate named Gino had the world any justice.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 28, 2005, 09:17:52 PM: I don't hate you...yet

so happy belated birthday!
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Post by: The D on Nov 28, 2005, 09:39:12 PM: Wow, someone who doesn't hate me. I think I just saw some airborne swine!

Kinda sucky birthday though, I asked for some electronics and DVDs and got clothing as usual. That's family for ya. My mother bought me an alarm clock even though she got me an alarm clock last year... and the year before.... and the year before. Told her to send it back but she refuses. Maybe I should auction all these alarm clocks off on Ebay.
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Post by: Phagey on Nov 29, 2005, 03:45:23 AM: I don't hate you D, I just don't come here often enough to have caught your birthday.

Happy belated one.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 29, 2005, 09:36:20 AM: Quote
My mother bought me an alarm clock even though she got me an alarm clock last year... and the year before.... and the year before. Told her to send it back but she refuses. Maybe I should auction all these alarm clocks off on Ebay.
But how else will you wake up early enough to ogle at the Elementary and Middle girls as the walk to school and board their buses?
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 29, 2005, 11:59:08 AM: Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 29, 2005, 10:30:52 PM: I can't believe you'd complain about birthday gifts at your age.
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Post by: The D on Nov 29, 2005, 10:33:28 PM: Yes, but a bunch of alarm clocks? Should I be thankful? "Ah, thank you for yet another alarm clock. I have no idea where on my nightstand I can put it, since the nightstand is covered in them, but I'll find a spot"
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Post by: Phagey on Nov 30, 2005, 12:10:43 AM: Quote
I can't believe you'd complain about birthday gifts at your age.
I would.
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Post by: Max Con on Nov 30, 2005, 03:17:28 AM: I don't care how old I get; if I have a birthday and don't get decent presents, somebody's going to die.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 30, 2005, 08:16:19 AM: Quote
Yes, but a bunch of alarm clocks? Should I be thankful? "Ah, thank you for yet another alarm clock. I have no idea where on my nightstand I can put it, since the nightstand is covered in them, but I'll find a spot"
You should be thankful for EVERYTHING, including for the fact that (unfortunately) you are not in jail right now
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Post by: Phagey on Nov 30, 2005, 11:53:23 AM: Jesus fuck.

Leave him alone already.
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Post by: Merla on Nov 30, 2005, 01:17:19 PM: That was a good one DS, had me laughing. Anyhow, Happy Un-birthday to you, Doug.
Perhaps people here failed to wish you a happy birthday because they were uncomfortable. When all someone does is complain it creates a negative and sometimes hostile atmosphere. Maybe some people here thought you wouldn’t be celebrating and didn’t want to be wished happy birthday. As for the alarm clock I have to wonder if your mother is trying to tell you that your punctuality needs work. Are you constantly running late everywhere and never on time? Just a thought. Yes and do be grateful that you are not in jail or worse someone’s slave (12.3 million people are enslaved worldwide (BBC News)).
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 30, 2005, 01:46:43 PM: Sexual slaves, or regular ones?
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Post by: Merla on Nov 30, 2005, 01:52:11 PM: I don't know, the distinction wasn't made.

According to a 2001 NewsMax.com Wires article the number of women and children in the sex-trade is estimated to be around 2 million (80% are under 24yrs). Of course there is no real way of knowing the actual number. Around 30,000 die every year due to abuse. That earlier estimate of 12.3 millions slaves maybe on the low side. While I was looking for these stats I came across some as high as 27 million (New Zeland news).
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Post by: The D on Nov 30, 2005, 04:48:18 PM: I wouldn't mind being someone's sexual slave....

...a woman's, not some prison thug's!!!!!!

I finally got 2 things I asked for, shoes and a hard drive enclosure. I'm content with this....although I still wish I had got an iPod... :D
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Post by: IDE on Dec 01, 2005, 01:42:41 AM: Was D looking at some jail time? For what?
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 01, 2005, 02:01:35 AM: You know how some people jack off to Card Captor Sakura?

Well he found a real one.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 01, 2005, 05:33:58 AM: Quote
You know how some people jack off to Card Captor Sakura?
No. Is this common knowledge? o_O;
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 01, 2005, 09:11:30 AM: I'm scared...
...Oh hell Happy Birthday D, even belated.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 01, 2005, 09:35:27 AM: Quote

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You know how some people jack off to Card Captor Sakura?
No. Is this common knowledge? o_O;
You never have?
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Post by: IDE on Dec 01, 2005, 11:07:40 AM: Quote
You know how some people jack off to Card Captor Sakura?

Well he found a real one.
That's legal in thailand right?
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 01, 2005, 11:39:07 AM: He lives in Ohio.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 01, 2005, 11:49:06 AM: It's all coming together now...
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 01, 2005, 11:03:37 PM: I thought he lived in Michigan.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 02, 2005, 01:01:48 AM: Does it matter?
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 02, 2005, 10:32:35 AM: Depends on the local laws....
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Post by: Merla on Dec 02, 2005, 12:16:34 PM: Quote
You know how some people jack off to Card Captor Sakura?

Well he found a real one.
Sad but true and way too funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Guest on Dec 03, 2005, 01:26:32 PM: Quote
You know how some people jack off to Card Captor Sakura?

Well he found a real one.
I found a real Card Captor Sakura, and jacked off to her? And that's illegal?

Tom, you sound like you have some experience with this sort of thing.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 03, 2005, 02:21:59 PM: Maybe I do. You want me to tell you about it?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 03, 2005, 05:39:14 PM: No Tom! Don't Indict yourself like D!
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Post by: IDE on Dec 04, 2005, 03:33:57 AM: do it
do it
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Post by: Rama on Dec 05, 2005, 12:37:07 AM: Quote
I can't believe you'd complain about birthday gifts at your age.
Yeah...I consider myself lucky if anyone remembers mine at all without the aid of a bar at the bottom of a board. Hell sometimes I forget my own birthday.....and my age.....and where I left my shoes.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 06, 2005, 11:58:57 AM: Well, happy late birthday. :) And happy early birthday to Rama in case January is as much of a bitch as December is shaping up to be.

Birthdays here are nice. They're free. :lol: I truly hope none of you ever end up in an office where everytime someone has a birthday or a kid or lands a fart square, here comes the collection envelope. Once in a while, it'd be nice to actually KNOW the person I'm being team-player-mugged for.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 06, 2005, 12:10:58 PM: My birthday is in 2 days and I am doing the same thing I've done for the last 3 years: Pretending it didn't happen...oh wait...

Actually this year I've decided to turn 25.
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Post by: Merla on Dec 06, 2005, 12:57:23 PM: Why are you going to pretend it didn't happen? I understand if you were old like me but you said your are only going to be 25.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 06, 2005, 03:56:41 PM: Quote
nd happy early birthday to Rama in case January is as much of a bitch as December is shaping up to be.

Ah! You remembered. Remind me to take you out to dinner next time I'm in Houston.....

:: Checks Wallet. ::

.....at the McDonalds. And no Sodas! You have those at home missy!

And I'm going to be 26, which thankfully isn't as old as Merla.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 06, 2005, 11:23:39 PM: IDE, FYI "old like me" is 29.

And screw collection envelopes. There better be a coma or a lost limb somewhere. I don't even participate in Secret Santa.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 06, 2005, 11:33:21 PM: But still fuckable.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 07, 2005, 02:46:44 AM: Well I said I'm turning 25 (but that only pertains to the offline continuity) actually I'm about to be old like you...today is my final day of being 28.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 07, 2005, 03:10:46 AM: Quote
But still fuckable.
You know we are talking about Merla right?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 07, 2005, 08:08:40 AM: Nuri, today I have finally realized what your pic is all about. I couldn't see the little thingies inside of it. (i'm still a lil drunk/hangovr so that helped lol)
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Post by: Merla on Dec 07, 2005, 08:16:07 AM: Quote

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But still fuckable.
You know we are talking about Merla right?
Stop being such an @$$! Besides I think he was taking about someone or something else.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 07, 2005, 04:52:46 PM: Can I still be Ass if I stop being an @$$?

But, yes...I too think he was talking about someone else and got a little confused. I just wanted to make sure he was clear on the situation. I was helping. ^_^
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2005, 08:03:43 PM: Quote
Nuri, today I have finally realized what your pic is all about. I couldn't see the little thingies inside of it. (i'm still a lil drunk/hangovr so that helped lol)
:lol: Oh Faye, the world would be a dark, sad place without you.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 09, 2005, 08:48:48 AM: :lol:
but seriously, are they frogs? before i always thought it was just random lines and squares moving around lol seems like alcohol sometimes do helps
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 09, 2005, 09:05:14 AM: They look like Canadian frogs, at that, with their wee maple leaves....
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 10, 2005, 01:52:38 PM: Yes, Faye, they're frogs waving around leaves. :lol:
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 14, 2005, 12:47:22 PM: Quote
Remind me to take you out to dinner next time I'm in Houston.....

:: Checks Wallet. ::

.....at the McDonalds. And no Sodas! You have those at home missy!

If we go to the downtown Burger King, I can get a veggie burger. Then we take it to my cousin's club for free beer to go with dinner. With luck, it will be midget wrestling night. :P
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Post by: Rama on Dec 14, 2005, 10:31:23 PM: Veggie burger? I don't know if I want to spend my money on that...I mean this is three hand jobs worth of cash here.

But then again.....Midget wrestling......
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 16, 2005, 12:55:09 PM: They had GWAR a few weeks ago . He was very confused when I told him to wear a white t-shirt and stand in front of the stage.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 17, 2005, 12:47:25 AM: HA HA! I bet he loved you for that.