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Title: I apparently woke my brother up last night.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 26, 2005, 10:08:33 AM: Apparently I was saying "FUCK" and "MOTHERFUCK" in my sleep last night so much he woke up. I don't even remember my dream.
Title: I apparently woke my brother up last night.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Nov 26, 2005, 11:40:51 AM: Hahaha. Awesome. My brother says I talk and laugh a lot in my sleep.
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 26, 2005, 12:26:27 PM: I do it, too. My sister talks to boys in her sleep.
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Post by: Tom in a lab on Nov 26, 2005, 03:24:30 PM: I apparently mouth like I am talking, but say nothing. I also touch my face alot.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 26, 2005, 03:42:37 PM: FREAK
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 26, 2005, 03:46:08 PM: I hear the secrets that you keep. When you're talking in your sleep.
Title: I apparently woke my brother up last night.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 26, 2005, 04:59:31 PM: Yeah, and you ought to be very ashamed of yourself, Tom!
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 27, 2005, 01:19:56 PM: I should..?
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 27, 2005, 10:59:17 PM: I guess so.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 27, 2005, 11:27:03 PM: :(
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 28, 2005, 01:34:37 PM: I've been told that I speak in my sleep, but it's gibberish. I hope that's the case and not just being told that, as I'd hate to have been in "one of those" dreams and saying dreadfully inappropriate things within earshot of my parents. But that was years ago...don't know if I still do it.

The weird thing is that I alledgedly spoke in an indecipherable tongue, but when my folks would interrupt and try to talk to me while in the middle of a diatribe, I'd respond to them as normally, but it'd be about something totally off the wall. I guess whatever was going on in the dream. And I would still be asleep, because I would wake up with no memory of any of it.

I wish we'd had a camcorder, because I'd like to have seen some of that. It's the closest to being drunk I'll ever be likely to get.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 28, 2005, 07:35:15 PM: Sure, don't count that time we drugged you for your pot of gold.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 28, 2005, 09:15:16 PM: I woke up my whole family with those same two words but I was awake...and masturbating.
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Post by: The D on Nov 28, 2005, 09:46:24 PM: Quote
I wish we'd had a camcorder, because I'd like to have seen some of that. It's the closest to being drunk I'll ever be likely to get.
But... but.. you're a drunken squirrel....

YOU LIED TO ME! *runs away sobbing*
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 29, 2005, 02:50:44 PM: Call me HBS: The Heart Break Skwerl.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 29, 2005, 10:32:35 PM: Quote
I woke up my whole family with those same two words but I was awake...and masturbating.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Merla on Nov 30, 2005, 01:34:45 PM: I can't believe you were so vocal with your family at home. :lol:

So what did you end up telling them? That you had a bad dream.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 30, 2005, 01:44:10 PM: Apparently I was caught jacking off once.
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Post by: Merla on Nov 30, 2005, 01:48:40 PM: What do you mean by apparently? You were you caught or not?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 30, 2005, 02:23:50 PM: At least 5 of my friends back in Peru have been caught while jacking off by their maids hahah
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Post by: Merla on Nov 30, 2005, 02:34:01 PM: Bloody hell! Don't they lock their doors and those maids need to learn to knock.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 30, 2005, 04:16:29 PM: MOst of the times they (maids) assumed they weren't in the house
Other times the guys would just assume the maids would knock. Good way of teaching them that they should knock hah
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Post by: The D on Nov 30, 2005, 04:51:15 PM: I'd have hot maids, and I'd have them jack ME off...

Shit, if you have enough money to get maids, might as well get some that are useful.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 30, 2005, 04:58:37 PM: Actually Ive heard about boys having sex with their maids
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 01, 2005, 12:23:12 AM: Quote
What do you mean by apparently? You were you caught or not?
My Mom said I was, but I doubt it. She said my door was open, I fucking locked that bitch.
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Post by: Guest on Dec 01, 2005, 01:40:03 AM: I would love to get caught jacking off by a hot maid...bow chicka bow bow...
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 01, 2005, 02:00:28 AM: Too bad Peruvian ones are usually old.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 01, 2005, 11:10:38 AM: Quote
At least 5 of my friends back in Peru have been caught while jacking off by their maids hahah
I've watched too much maid anime to find this surprising.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 01, 2005, 11:39:44 AM: My favorite are the G-Taste ones. Lesbian Maids = teh hawt.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 01, 2005, 11:47:07 AM: I need to download more hentai.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 01, 2005, 07:06:00 PM: Or get a girlfriend/boyfriend.
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Post by: Bitch on Dec 01, 2005, 07:56:21 PM: I need a girlfriend. ;_;
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 01, 2005, 10:47:09 PM: You and me both, chica.
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Post by: Won't-log-in-cus-he-sucks D on Dec 03, 2005, 01:22:16 PM: Quote
I need a girlfriend. ;_;
damn lesbians. :/

going off with other women, stealing all the women from me.. all girls want to do is sleep with each other. :( :(
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 03, 2005, 02:22:39 PM: What are you, gay? That's the fucking hottest thing ever!
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Post by: Max Con on Dec 03, 2005, 03:46:02 PM: Girl/Girl does absolutely nothing for me unless they're happy to play with my dick as well.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 03, 2005, 04:00:58 PM: So you don't enjoy Viv Thomas Films?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Dec 03, 2005, 11:56:33 PM: As long as there are an equal number of gays and lesbians out there I'm fine with the math. Polygamists are losers for skewing the numbers in a similar way.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 04, 2005, 02:28:10 PM: The only time I don't like lesbians/ bi girls is when they hit on me. But besides that, I don't even care.
Gay guys, on the other side, are lovely
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Post by: IDE on Dec 04, 2005, 03:38:22 PM: The thought of a group of bi girls playfully attacking a single girl and pulling her panties off while she lightly protests gives me a hard on...
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 05, 2005, 10:34:35 PM: I just got one. Brb.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 06, 2005, 10:45:30 PM: Blech.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 06, 2005, 11:04:10 PM: Ewwwwwwww.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 06, 2005, 11:32:34 PM: Done! Anyone got a kleenex?