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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitch on Nov 21, 2005, 06:32:33 PM

Title: New Pet
Post by: Bitch on Nov 21, 2005, 06:32:33 PM: Bernie, meet Bernie:

(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7343/bernie1oe.png)

Mindy saved him from being dumped by some guy who was moving out. He's a cr0n snake, and a freaking long one at that. Very, very cute.
Title: New Pet
Post by: Rama on Nov 21, 2005, 10:00:45 PM: Ugh! I hate snakes Jock, I HATE THEM!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 21, 2005, 11:35:31 PM: I was gonna get one long time ago but when the owner of the store was grabbing her, she "jumped" towads my dad. needless to say he wasn't pleased with that reaction.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 22, 2005, 12:21:57 AM: I would love a snake except for feeding it live or frozen mice. And then they get bigger and so their snacks get... bigger. Not to mention one time when I was little, I was about to go pet a giant snake and it pooped a lot of freaking poop. I don't want it pooping on me.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 23, 2005, 12:45:33 AM: I like snakes but I wouldn't want one as a pet.
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 23, 2005, 07:30:32 AM: Why not? They're awesome. They don't make any noise and are very low-maintenance. This guy you have to feed on mouse every two weeks, clean the cag once a month, and remove the skin when he sheds. Easy!
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Post by: Sam on Nov 23, 2005, 09:35:44 AM: I could see myself getting a snake. I love reptiles. My two turtles are incredably low maintenance as well.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 23, 2005, 09:44:41 AM: I have two turtles now too. I don't want them but I don't want to throw them away they are soo cute (and nobody else wants them)
I wouldhave a snake and any kind of reptile in Peru but not here, cause here you have to have the damn heating stone and the light and that, at least here, cost lots of money
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 23, 2005, 01:11:54 PM: I have three medium-to-large dogs. They're low maintenance. They only cost me a bag of food every month.

I don't need a snake or iguana or some other weird-ass animal for a pet.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 23, 2005, 02:25:15 PM: Yeah, I stick to mammals.Things that are warm blooded and don't have hallow bones.

You know a Bat would be a cool pet.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 23, 2005, 08:10:27 PM: Quote

I don't need a snake or iguana or some other weird-ass animal for a pet.
Someone soon will mention me in this thread, I know it.
So I'll beat them to it.
SCREW YOU ALL!
Title: New Pet
Post by: Bitch on Nov 23, 2005, 08:34:16 PM: He's only jealous cause emus are ten million times better than dogs.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 23, 2005, 08:53:56 PM: Quote
Yeah, I stick to mammals.Things that are warm blooded and don't have hallow bones.

You know a Bat would be a cool pet.
Heck yes it would.
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Post by: The D on Nov 23, 2005, 09:01:04 PM: Motherfucking snakes in Bitches house.
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 23, 2005, 09:58:32 PM: B-but... my mom hates the snake with the fire of a thousand suns, why would she... I mean, I didn't think she was into that... I mean, ugh, grossness, why would Bernie allow it, it would probably be very uncomfortable for a snake to go into a moist, undulating crevice, no matter how warm that crevice happened to be...
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 24, 2005, 02:07:02 PM: EVIL!!!!!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 25, 2005, 11:57:25 AM: ...Ew.
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Post by: Rama on Nov 26, 2005, 02:16:23 AM: Quote
B-but... my mom hates the snake with the fire of a thousand suns, why would she... I mean, I didn't think she was into that... I mean, ugh, grossness, why would Bernie allow it, it would probably be very uncomfortable for a snake to go into a moist, undulating crevice, no matter how warm that crevice happened to be...
Maybe she read "Kiss the Girls" and it just gave her crazy ideas.
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Post by: Bitch on Nov 26, 2005, 09:24:55 AM: Should I ask?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 26, 2005, 10:10:59 AM: No.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 27, 2005, 01:26:33 PM: I would. :D
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 06, 2005, 11:42:22 AM: I like snakes, but couldn't handle feeding them domesticated rodents. Now if it would go hunt the wild ones who eat our bird seed down in the yard and come back afterwards, that would be cool. :)
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Post by: Merla on Dec 06, 2005, 01:24:22 PM: I would like to eat snake.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 06, 2005, 02:13:00 PM: My girlfriend just got some little snake that is supposed to grow to 3-4 feet. Now she says she's gonna get a burmese python. She's been awful annoying lately though so I may not ever see the latter.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 06, 2005, 02:53:14 PM: Quote
I would like to eat snake.
the only reptile i've ever eaten has been an alligator
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 06, 2005, 03:03:25 PM: Unless you count eels as reptiles.... (http://www.aarons-jokes.com/joke-8313.shtml?sort_frm=&catagory_frm=12&count=)
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 06, 2005, 04:11:42 PM: isn't eel a fish?
well in that case, ive had eel too
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 06, 2005, 05:59:40 PM: Who hasn't had eel? And an eel is a fish.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 06, 2005, 11:24:45 PM: Damn you, I want eel.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 06, 2005, 11:34:36 PM: Japanese! I love eel sushi. The sauce they serve with it is divine. It's probably made from eel organs though...
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Post by: Rama on Dec 06, 2005, 11:56:01 PM: I don't see how you people eat Sushi. I'm grossed out when my steak is a little pink in the middle.
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Post by: Guest on Dec 07, 2005, 02:42:14 AM: The eel is BBQ
Title: New Pet
Post by: Merla on Dec 07, 2005, 08:34:03 AM: I have never had sushi. One time a freind bought some. You have got to try this he said. After eating a few he told me that they were not good and then proceded to eat them all. Jack@$$!
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 07, 2005, 11:40:19 AM: I eat my steak medium rare. Yum.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 07, 2005, 01:29:40 PM: hmm bbq
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Post by: Bitch on Dec 07, 2005, 07:39:48 PM: I like my steak medium rare or rare.
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Post by: IDE on Dec 07, 2005, 08:51:09 PM: We must eat delicious steak.
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Post by: d on Dec 07, 2005, 09:33:45 PM: Quote
I have never had sushi. One time a freind bought some. You have got to try this he said. After eating a few he told me that they were not good and then proceded to eat them all. Jack@$$!
Why is Merla censoring herself on a board where profanity is normal?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 08, 2005, 09:08:10 AM: I fuckin' love rare steak. Give it to me RED, Give it to me JUICY, Just stand that cow in front of an oven for thirty minutes and start butcherin'! MMMMMM. Steak! A Real Man's food! STEAK! The ONLY Meat! STEAK! Goes with RICE! Steak! GOES WITH POTATOES! STEAK!
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Post by: Merla on Dec 08, 2005, 10:40:37 AM: Because I am posting at work.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 08, 2005, 11:46:03 AM: Fuck that fucking shit!
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 08, 2005, 08:31:06 PM: Quote
I don't see how you people eat Sushi. I'm grossed out when my steak is a little pink in the middle.
Yeah, what Tom said-- not the fuck part, but that it's not raw. I don't eat any of the raw fish sushi. I tried it and it was pretty digusting. But octopus, eel, crab (ha ha, I originally typed that out as 'crap'), and shrimp are cooked. And then there's stuff like the tamago sushi with [doHTML] the bit of cooked egg (http://www16.big.or.jp/~sushi135/Top_JPEG/tamago_s.jpg) [/doHTML] , or the ones with vegetables only.
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Post by: tomduo on Dec 08, 2005, 10:06:04 PM: My favorite is rainbow roll, which is 6 different kind of fish.