The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: MegatronYES on Sep 07, 2004, 02:25:38 AM
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I can't keep track of any of the animals that you sick bastards keep, mostly since one of us has a stupid little Metal Man Farm, so just lay it all down here. Smuggled Brazilian rain forest creatures count, too.
House Cat
Blackfoot
Amercia gray shorthair
four months old
:ph34r:
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Um, I meant tha this name is Blackfoot, and that he is of course, a cat.
Am I always this fucking drunk?
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Dog.
Cupid.
No idea.
14 years old.
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Human
Bianca
Female, 18 years old
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Tom has the best pet ever. anyway...
dogs.
Peanut
Terrier
13 years old
Jose
Chow/German Shepherd
4 years old
Paca
German Shepherd
4 years old
Kira
German Shepherd
1 1/2 years old
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Cats
Thistle
Long-haired grey tabby, yellow eyes
Female 8 yrs.
Her litter - all male - 7 yrs., yellow eyes
Padraig (Paddy) blue-grey shorthair
Seamus - same
Winston - grey shorthair tabby
Persephone
Cream/smoke Balinese,(long-haired Siamese) pale blue eyes
Female 7 yrs.
Griffith
Black shorthair, orange eyes (and 18 lbs.)
Male 6 yrs.
Shana
Black shorthair, green eyes
Female 5 yrs.
Seiji (her littermate)
Brown tabby shorthair, amber eyes
Female
Guinness
Black shorthair, gold eyes
Male 4 yrs.
Missy
Brown tabby, 1 green eye, 1 gold eye
Female 2 yrs.
Dogs
Killian
Rust/white Rat Terrier
Male 2.5 yrs.
Maki
American Eskimo
Male 3 yrs.
Cannibalistic Hamster
Momma Hamster
Brown/white shorthair
About 3
And a rotating cast of whatever falls out of a nest in the yard or wanders up hungry. :)
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geez, I thought 4 dogs were too many but yous got a small army over there!
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People keep fucking them up and discarding them, they keep finding us:
Shana & Seiji - abandoned in a rainstorm on a friend's porch
Griffith - rode to work in a truck engine; badly burned - truck's owner threatened to kill him if she found him for "messing up her new truck's engine" (??). Fur never grew back on his lower lip, giving him a disturbingly-human look
Guinness - abanoned at the pub I used to bartend for
Missy - another pub cat - owner moved from nearby apt. & dumped her with mange & an ulcerated eye.
Maki - rescued by Heart Bandits from house in Ft. Worth with 66 other Eskies.
Killian - drop-kicked down stairs & had two front claws pulled out by fucktard brat when 8 weeks old. CAPS adoption after our first Eskie Marlena (Eddie found her in a parking lot) died of cancer.
Everyone is now all fat & sassy and spoiled within reason. :D
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Bernie, people like that are why people go on killing sprees.
Fish, ages unknown:
Bettas: Steiner and Asshole.
Three guppies, two mollies, a ghost catfish, a silver hatchet, a fiddler crab, a baby placostamus, several cherry barbs, and three ghost shrimp.
Four frogs
Cats:
Muttsnack
About 5
Male
Grey striped with white belly and huge green eyes
Firecracker
About 6
Female
Black with creepy yellow eyes
Two almost identical grey-striped kittens
Rats:
Beatrix
About 7 months
Female
Regular Fancy Rat
White and beige, likes getting into stuff
Freya
About 6 months
Blue Rat
Grey with a little bit of tan, bigger of the two, likes to sit and be spoiled.
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its amazing how here in the US people prefer cats over dogs
anyways, my turn:
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I prefer Dogs. My fiancee loves cats.
Though honestly, I like fish and amphibians most.
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You cant trust cats. I heard that cats slow suck out your soul while you sleep and one time a cat got this guy's tongue!!! CRAZY!!
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Um Toe... the 1800's called...
Sam
Male
Shepard Mix (dunno what he's mixed with)
9 years old
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HhEHHEhHEhEHhehe....
EMU'S
Seymour the dad.
Thing 1
Thing 2
Both the things are his kids.
GOATS
Elmo the nubian goat
Hershey
Cadbury
Beazley
Wyatt
Roxy
Jack (FORMERLY known as Tuvok.)
LLAMA
Chewie
CATS
Emma
Hailey
Bond
Clyde
Rascal
DOGS
Charlie
Zanna
BIRDS
DOVES:
Two doves
COCKATIELS
Jasper
Smokey
+ four more
FINCHES
...Two of'em. Mom doesn't bother to name the finches.
FISH:
Floyd the beta.
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I knew Emmy would own us all on this one. :lol: And cool rats, Bitch! If I had time to spend with them, I'd have rats again.
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Human
Bianca
Female, 18 years old
She's only 18 and you're already marrying her? Good god that's a young age (for modern society, don't give me the whole "they got married at age 12 in the middle ages" crap.)
Jumping on the boat a little fast are we?
As for me, I have no pets at the moment, the one I had as you know is deceased.
Unless you count the field mouse that got into our house a month ago and I haven't seen him since.
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Cats:
Buster (http://adamrulz.com/digicam/pets/images/pets_008.jpg)
Cinamon (http://adamrulz.com/digicam/pets/images/pets_028.jpg)
Dogs:
P-tash (http://adamrulz.com/digicam/pets/images/pets_064.jpg)
Cookie (http://adamrulz.com/digicam/pets/images/pets_121.jpg)
Turtle:
Tommy (http://adamrulz.com/digicam/pets/images/tommy2.jpg)
PS: Cats >>> Dogs
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Short body long fin fantails -
Skip
Brody
Bob
Frank
Sarasa Comet X Fantail -
Thomas
Red Oranda (with a very small wen) -
Garfunkel
I forget my fucking Plecos -
PT-1
PT-2
That's a joke about Laguna products, but none of you will get it.
YOU MUST GET A BETTER PICTURE OF THAT TERRAPIN!
My girlfriend does this annoying thing, whenever I see a tortoise, I call it a tortoise, and when I see a turtle, I call it a turtle.
She does the opposite. Fucking girls! So I started calling them terrapins every time, and she still fucking does it. Bitches!
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Um Toe... the 1800's called...
I WON'T GO BACK DAMNIT!!!
EMU'S
Seymour the dad.
Thing 1
Thing 2
Both the things are his kids.
Did you eat the mom? :(
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Elmo the nubian goat
What's a nubian?
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dog
maddy
golden retriever
13 years old.
it's kinda sad cause she can't really move around well anymore...and we have to give her all sorts of pills and shit.
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Nubian: A Nubian is a type of goat that is rather large and very gentle.
The Mother Emu: THis ties into how we got the Emu's to start with. Friend of my Mom's had some Emu's that she needed to get rid of cause she was moving. As it turns out, a couple of kids had grabbed the mum Emu, Dragged'er across a park, and beat her to death. ....
And now we have Emu's.
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now that i think of it, i do have a dog, yorkshire terrier, his name is Scooby and hes from new york:-D but he lives in peru and i miss him so im planning on buying another one here, only prob is that i dont think my dad would want to pay 3000 bucks for this one:(
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now that i think of it, i do have a dog, yorkshire terrier, his name is Scooby and hes from new york:-D but he lives in peru and i miss him so im planning on buying another one here, only prob is that i dont think my dad would want to pay 3000 bucks for this one:(
If you miss him, get his sweet ass sent to Drexel. Buying a replacement won't do.
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Nubian: A Nubian is a type of goat that is rather large and very gentle.
The Mother Emu: THis ties into how we got the Emu's to start with. Friend of my Mom's had some Emu's that she needed to get rid of cause she was moving. As it turns out, a couple of kids had grabbed the mum Emu, Dragged'er across a park, and beat her to death. ....
And now we have Emu's.
Then where do you get emu eggs?
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He said there were two kid emus, he never specified the genders.
Faye, what the fuck kind of dog would you pay $3000 for? If you're not willing to bring your dog from Peru - and I don't see why not, what're you gonna do with a new dog when you go back to Peru - then at least adopt a puppy from some family that's giving them away. That's showing more love for the dog then some spoiled little shit anyway.
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She's rich and prissy. Prissy rich girls need prissy dogs.
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He said there were two kid emus, he never specified the genders.
Faye, what the fuck kind of dog would you pay $3000 for? If you're not willing to bring your dog from Peru - and I don't see why not, what're you gonna do with a new dog when you go back to Peru - then at least adopt a puppy from some family that's giving them away. That's showing more love for the dog then some spoiled little shit anyway.
fuck THAT! i am sooo not adopting a dog, for the same reason i wouldnt adopt a baby. plus, people would NEVER give away yorkshire terriers, they are expensive . i cant get the dog sent here cause hes 14, hes gonna die soon, i dont think he would resist an 8 hours trip.
and for yorkshire terriers, the best ones cost 3000 bucks(tea cup ones, even tho people say theres not such a thing, there are still differences between "normal" and "tea cup") if you didnt know, go on and search on the internet
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That's still stupid, paying $3000 for a dog. Animals aren't fashion accessories. If you want a pet, a free collie will make as good a companion as an expensive itty bitty terrier. Plus, if you take care of the dog from the time it's a puppy, you're less likely to shove it over to someone else to take care of when you're bored of it.
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If one wants to professionally show a dog or is sincerely interested in the promotion or continuation of a specific breed (I would actually consider buying a Silken Windhound from the Austin breeder who developed them), then the top dollar price can be worth it. For a non-show pet of a specific breed, the breed rescue sites are the way to go. They have dogs of every age. That was how we got our purebred Eskie for $150. Killian is also a purebred. The only thing we lack is papers, but since we're not interested in showing, who gives a shit?
Personally, I prefer young or adult dogs (read "housebroken"). No matter how long the pedigree, there's no guarantee against a rogue puppy with behavior issues, plus inbreeding problems that crop up in *every* kennel. And believe me, they remember being abandoned, mistreated, etc. Maki's self-appointed job is to follow me *everywhere* and god help anyone who comes near the fence if Eddie isn't in the yard. :lol:
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If one wants to professionally show a dog or is sincerely interested in the promotion or continuation of a specific breed (I would actually consider buying a Silken Windhound from the Austin breeder who developed them), then the top dollar price can be worth it. For a non-show pet of a specific breed, the breed rescue sites are the way to go.
You're a commercial, a commercial!!! I thought this board was ad-free?
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I never contributed. Here's my novel.
1 Beta fish
Yugi (alias: Yugi-kun)
My camera too shitty to get a good picture.
He's blue with some red and purply areas, though he's going in and out of gray within the last year and has taken to being almost completely vertical in his tank. Old age? I think he's dying. He is old for a fish. He's at least two years old, if not a bit older.
3 Cats
Sparkles (alias: Spark-a-boose, Sparky)
(http://www.darthnuriko.com/images/cats/sparkles.jpg)
I got her about a year or so before my precious Button passed on. I'm not sure her exact age. I was told she was a kitten but when she arrived, she appeared to be a full grown juvenille. Her estimated age, given the time that we've had her and when we were told she was born is almost three years now. Wait... I'm certain I had my fish before we got Sparkles, so that makes him almost three if not older than three. Damn, he is old. So anyway, this is a thinner picture of Sparkles. Sparkles is... jollier now. And she has a high-pitcher squeaker of a meow.
Tokio (alias: Toke-a-boose, Toki, Toki-chan, Tokia)
(http://www.darthnuriko.com/images/cats/tokio.jpg)
Toki was our cat to take Button's place (not as a replacement for Button herself, but as our second cat since I felt we could support a second cat and give it a good home). She was the feisty one out of three littermates, the children of my mom's stupid co-worker's son's cat Oreo, who had since gotten preggers again and then was lost. :angry: I thought she looked too much like Button and initially didn't want her in particular. My sister really liked her though. She wasn't a kitty I thought was immediately cute either and I had second thoughts when I picked her out and brought her home.
Now I think she's the most adorable thing ever. She is still extremely feisty and playful. She has a very vengeful attitude and is very tempermental. If you pick on her or bother her, she WILL get you back. She scratches and bites like nobody's business. She's a small cat in comparison to other cats we've had. Though she was still in kitten stage at the time of this picture (the infamous toilet kitty photo), she looks pretty much the same, just bigger and less fluffy.
Anti
(http://www.darthnuriko.com/images/blog/antimarch62003.jpg)
Anti's the cat that's perpetually not ours. He has FeLV and we keep him in a pen in the back, letting him out in the backyard and putting him away at night. I can't bring myself to kill him, despite being advised to do so as he could infect other cats and I should "for his own health". Since FeLV is passed primarily through saliva, poop, and blood, I clean his stuff regularly. I don't see any other cats around and when I do, they come into contact with neither three. He ended up at our new residence because his throat was cut open and I decided to have him fixed up, so now he stays with us. He doesn't look like cat that's ready to die, so I refuse to let him when he looks and acts perfectly fine. He's slender. He used to be fluffy, now he's not. That photo is from March of last year. We met him when he appeared in our old neighborhood years ago.
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Oh, and I believe anyone who wants a pet that isn't for show needs to go and adopt one. I don't chastise Faye for wanting an expensive dog so much as I get after people who buy them off the side of the road. ftw? Go to the damn shelter and pick one out if you need to resort to something like that. Why would you imagine that you're getting a quality animal for cheap out of someone's old Ford truck? Those poor animals are mistreated, bred purely for profit and are thus interbred and many times have illnesses and defects.
And spay/neuter the damn things. Bob Barker says you should.
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You're a commercial, a commercial!!! I thought this board was ad-free?
I'll wear a wooden sandwich board ad with nuthin' under for rescue groups! :D
Yorkies, you say? Why, lookie here! Yorkies from all over! (http://www.barkbytes.com/rescue/yorkie.htm)
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And our cat count became eleven yesterday! :lol: Was greeted at the office door with frantic cries to rescue a dumped kitten (is there any other kind anymore?) found wandering in the garage. Coaxed her out of the bushes and took her home at lunch as security wouldn't let a cat in the building "for health reasons" (Of course, what greets me after I get the kitten situated in my car but a co-workers's snotgoblin dragging its saggy-diapered ass all over the carpet, but I digress). She's about 10 weeks old, solid black except for white tufts inside her ears and a tiny white locket at her throat; long silky fur and amber eyes - gorgeous! Waiting for the right name to hit me - I would have named a male "Erte'" after the Art Deco artist; may keep that anyway. Gets a bath tonight, checkup and shots tomorrow before meeting everyone else. :D
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From that site: http://www.sosdogs.org/ (http://www.sosdogs.org/)
Rescue offices 20 minutes from Philly.
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Ack, the poor kitty!
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For the bath, the shots or the name? :lol:
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All three, plus the being dumped by its owner.
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For the dumped part actually. :D
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ok, so its $250 for a pup younger than 1 year. i dont think any person would want to give for adoption a yorkshire terrier cause they are too expensive(especially the tea-cups) and they can get good cash out of them..hmm...
edit: i already know what name is gonna have my dog when i buy it! Gigi! oo i love that nameee
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what does anti have? *never heard of that disease*
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Chelsey has the coolest pet so far.
As for me:
EIN!
11ish year old male Blanding's Turtle
(http://mywebpage.netscape.com/xshellsparkx/ein+004.jpg)
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:lol: Look at the turtle! Ya!
:D Look at the kitties!
:D :D :D Happy, fluffy thread!!!
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i forgot i had horses...well my family does....well i think i actually had one when i was little.....well i dont know where it is right now:-/
so yeah.
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.............................. :huh:
Okay, Nuri. We really need to start gining Faye some "get out of getting made fun of once" cards, because..... fuck, she wouldn't know when to use them.
;) You're aking for it, honey.
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.............................. :huh:
Okay, Nuri. We really need to start gining Faye some "get out of getting made fun of once" cards, because..... fuck, she wouldn't know when to use them.
;) You're aking for it, honey.
You're aking for it too, Megan!
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what does anti have? *never heard of that disease*
Anti has Feline Leukemia Virus (http://www.bright.net/~zimm1/FightingFeLV/) (FeLV) :(
EIN ROCKS! TURTLE POWER!
He is such a cutie. Sam showed me a whole bunch of pictures a while back.
Who is asking for what? What are we talking about?!?
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i forgot i had horses...well my family does....well i think i actually had one when i was little.....well i dont know where it is right now:-/
so yeah.
You are such a bad mother.
That turtles fucking cool.
I want more turtle pictures. NOW!
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I have the perfect low-mainetnance pet for you, Faye. They're called chias, but you might have to be put on a waiting list. I hear they're very popular now since Nicky Heiress-Whore's new husband gave her one as a wedding present.
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You could always have giant hissing roaches. One of my science teachers had them once, and they were mean and cool at the same time. Two of them started doing stuff together in that aquarium-thing he kept them in once, and he taped paper over it and said they needed their privacy.
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I have the perfect low-mainetnance pet for you, Faye. They're called chias, but you might have to be put on a waiting list. I hear they're very popular now since Nicky Heiress-Whore's new husband gave her one as a wedding present.
whats a chia???
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Okay, Nuri. We really need to start gining Faye some "get out of getting made fun of once" cards, because..... fuck, she wouldn't know when to use them.
You're aking for it, honey.
whut? nah the only ones who make fun or at least *try* to make fun of me is tom and a couple of other douche bags. i cant care less, let them have "fun" B)
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Chias are adorable. Smooth or curly-coated, very quiet, definitely not over-emotional. don't make much of a mess, and they're small - a perfect handbag pet!
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I make fun of you Faye. Am I a douche bag?
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More Ein pictures:
You shall not pass! (http://mywebpage.netscape.com/xshellsparkx/ein_vs_orcs+002.jpg)
Ein (http://mywebpage.netscape.com/xshellsparkx/ein+005.jpg)
Ein again (http://mywebpage.netscape.com/xshellsparkx/ein+006.jpg)
And again (http://mywebpage.netscape.com/xshellsparkx/ein+007.jpg)
Enough already! (http://mywebpage.netscape.com/xshellsparkx/ein+008.jpg)
Fine, I'll go to sleep (http://mywebpage.netscape.com/xshellsparkx/ein+009.jpg)
Show's over. Go away (http://mywebpage.netscape.com/xshellsparkx/ein+010.jpg)
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You shall not pass!
:lol: !!
And again
This is th best one. He's smiling! :D
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Awwww!!!! He is so damn adorable! I just wanna hug him!
**Wants a turtle**
Hey Nurihead I think you should get a turtle when old Yugi-boy goes to that fish tank in the sky.
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I like your turtle, Shelly! Since my frogs have pretty much all croaked, I might end up getting one of the turtles that hang out where my frogs hung out if I don't get a snake or a lizard. I could spoil it with strawberries and mushrooms. :D
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Turtles fucking rock.
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That's right, I said turtles fucking rock.
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I had a turtle. Her name was Mikey (I learned later he was a she) and she was a georgian mudslider. She died from a fungal infection :( My sick mom keeps her shell somewhere.
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Awe! Sorry about your turtle dude. I had four turtles 18 years ago their names were Toby, Tibbs, Turk, and Tiffany. Never really knew the sex. Tiffany had a brown shell and the others were green. My dad found them. Mom made us release them in the winter because they had to hibernate or something. But I think they would have been okay with us.
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I had a turtle named Seafus. He died because I dont know how to take care of turtles.
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whats a chia???
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Would someone care to provide Faye with some links for more information? B)
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*blink* Was she serious...?
*huggles her large cat*
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Come on, someone say it. I know you want to. ............... No? Okay, I will.
HOW DO YOU LOSE A HORSE?
There. Don't give me that look, I know you wanted to.
And I don't know if I really want a turtle. Those things can live a pretty long time. I was thinking another short term relationship like another fish or a spider.
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I make fun of you Faye. Am I a douche bag?
nope.
Its not that I lost the horse, is that u know, horses go to hmm those places were horses are kept and raised, and my family has one of those, so it must be there
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It's called a stable, Faye. How old was your horse? It may have carked it due to severe oldness.
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Or it might've broken a leg, ending its figure skating career.
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If he stays healthy, Ein will, most likely, outlive me.
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Yeah, I'm sorta afraid of a commitment that ginormous. It is, however, the most tempting kind.
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It's called a stable, Faye. How old was your horse? It may have carked it due to severe oldness.
a poooony:-D
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A pony is a small horse, not a baby horse. Are you saying it was a filly or a colt?
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I had a turtle. Her name was Mikey (I learned later he was a she) and she was a georgian mudslider. She died from a fungal infection :( My sick mom keeps her shell somewhere.
Hey, wait a minute, did your mom, like carve Mikey out of there?
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Maybe she used COSO4 (I think that's the formula for it) and just kind of shook out the leftover carbon.
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A pony is a small horse, not a baby horse. Are you saying it was a filly or a colt?
ok, it was a baby horse.
i dont know, my grandfather and my grandmother's brothers raise race horses and shiet
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Or maybe it was really a mop.
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noooo:'(
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:lol:
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I make fun of you Faye. Am I a douche bag?
nope.
Its not that I lost the horse, is that u know, horses go to hmm those places were horses are kept and raised, and my family has one of those, so it must be there
Im just a douche bag because I prove her wrong. :rolleyes:
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You guys need to stop/
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Ok ok... I'll stop.
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We didn't name the kitten Erte' - her name is Vivien. :)
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I want a Japanese Beta :(
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I want a Japanese Ochibashagure.
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I want a japanese man.
No.. not man. A boy my age.
The only one I know is gay.
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Mmm, a Japanse boy wouldn't be bad . . . no, wait, I mean koi.
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Freudian slip!
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Is that like a tardy?
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No, this one blames your parents for your lateness and sometimes includes candy.
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Fucking sweet!
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Not that kind of candy.
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We didn't name the kitten Erte' - her name is Vivien. :)
Why that name?
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I want a japanese man.
No.. not man. A boy my age.
The only one I know is gay.
japanese guys are so yummy....except for the stereotype that says they have small dicks...but they are still freaking hot
<3 jimmy's juniors
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Why that name?
Nothing Deco-ish worked, so I jumped ahead a decade & named her after Vivien Leigh.
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Actually Germans statistically that the smallest units.
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Hence the obsession with sausage-making?
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Broughtworst (sp?) anyone?!? :lol:
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brautwurst
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You Know I've met some crazy ass people, but I gotta say the people On this board seem to take the cake in more ways in one on that area.\
...Mostly I'm referring to TOM, of course.
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How's your dad doing?
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This is the pet thread! Go start a 'How's your uncle doing?' thread!
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Get Fuzzy rocks.
But you still are against abortion.
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I'm starting to soften against early-term abortions, but if it's got a fucking heartbeat . . .
And yes, Get Fuzzy is like the Master Sword.
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My Dad is good, but he's getting this odd bulge at the top of his incision on his chest whenever he gets hot...I'm geting worried.
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An odd analogy. I'v eusually read Get Fuzzy in the paper when it's delivered to me, as opposed to procuring it from the Temple of Time.
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The morning paper is the mofo'n Templ 'o Time, yo, bitches!
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Bulge? Like big or something right up near the incision? Bulges and stuff near incisions is sometimes normal. I know it's not the same thing, but when Toki got spayed, she looked like she had half a cookie in her lower gut, but it was just swelling and internal stitches.
See, see, now it's part of the Pet Thread again.
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Maybe they gave him an extra penis by mistake.
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They gave E's dad an extra penis in his chest?
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Well, it'd explain the bulge when it got hot.
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That was horrible, funny, but horrible.