The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Nov 18, 2005, 06:19:07 PM
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In the last place I would have EVER thought of getting one!
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Your skull?
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If it's where I think it is, Faye, that just screams "whore" to anybody with half a brain.
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yeah ive heard there are still some close-minded people out there
but yes, so what
not in the middle though. HEEELL NO
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No needle is ever going near my anus.
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My brother showed me his P.A. when he was drunk. It's scary looking. :o
The P.A., that is. :lol:
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OMG U SAW YOUR BROTHER'S DICK???
lololol!
i would never show my brother my stufff
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Ouch. All's I have to say.
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Hopefully, it will be ripped out painfully during strenuous "exercise"
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"Hopefully"?? That gets an outright EWWWWWWWWWWW.
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don't even get me started with nasty stories about genital piercings. there's this "trend" followed by some men in which they cut their dicks VERTICAL. so the dick is now two dicks. yay
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O_O
*passes out*
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Split sausage! Nas-tay!
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Hopefully, it will be ripped out painfully during strenuous "exercise"
Now you can't possibly be referring to my beloved brother in whom the sun rises and sets in my opinion and has never laid eyes on you, much less done you any wrong, can you? <_<
For all I know, he let it grow over. He's never brought it up, much less out, in my presence again. I think I made him mad. I guess I was supposed to be awed by his manly daring and I was all, "So if you don't have the ring it, does it have a sprinkler effect when you pee?" :P
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So you're getting your lip pierced?
tight.
The only piercing I have is my tongue.
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My foreskin is pierced.
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So you're getting your lip pierced?
tight.
The only piercing I have is my tongue.
lip?? heeelll no! the other day i met a guy who had his lip pierced. He took it off, drank some beer and then made the beer get out of the hole in his lip. he looked like a freaking fountain :-/
I have my tongue, my ears, my cartilage and my belly. and now this one. soooon
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don't even get me started with nasty stories about genital piercings. there's this "trend" followed by some men in which they cut their dicks VERTICAL. so the dick is now two dicks. yay
Have they cross refrenced case of mental retardation with this "trend"? Just curious....
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No idea. I was searching for a pic. Wanna see it?
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No.
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He could probably just hold a mirror over it to get the same effect.
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yeah but that would be a fake image. this shit was reaaal and so disgusting. some people are so fucked up in the head.
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*is still passed out*
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My side is pierced. With the Spear of Longinus.
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And what of your crown of thorns?
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So you're getting your lip pierced?
tight.
The only piercing I have is my tongue.
lip?? heeelll no! the other day i met a guy who had his lip pierced. He took it off, drank some beer and then made the beer get out of the hole in his lip. he looked like a freaking fountain :-/
I have my tongue, my ears, my cartilage and my belly. and now this one. soooon
I meant your other lips.
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i ain't doing the lips! im doing the hooood
i didnt even know girls had that though. you learn something new eeevery day
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Only thing I've ever pierced was my left foot accidentally with an X-acto knife. That was a fun night...
It was years ago and I was sick at home. I sat on my floor building a model for hours, like from 6 to 12. Actually it may have been later, since I remember finishing when Conan came on... Anyway, I cleared all off my paint brushes, paper towels and newspaper to one side and put all the pieces in the box. I set the finished pieces on top of my desk to dry. I stood up to stretch and soon realized that I had to pee worse than I initially thought...
Anyway, I got up and stumbled around. I had been sitting Indian style for pretty much the whole thing and my legs were asleep and beyond numb. I remember stumbling to the door and getting to the stairs. Every alternate step, I heard a small *clack*. I thought I may of had a piece of plastic stuck to the bottom of my foot, but I didn't care--I just wanted to piss!
After I went, I heard the clacking sound again as I moved to the sink. As I looked down, here was the x-acto, sticking out the top of my foot. I pretty much panicked and held my foot over the toilet. There wasn't much blood and my legs were still asleep. I called for my dad, he was in his office across the hall, but he was asleep and couldn't hear me. About a half hour went by and I finally got the courage to pull it out. I actually managed clean it out and to get the bleeding to stop and coated both the entry and exit wounds in nu-skin... Fun stuff.
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i ain't doing the lips! im doing the hooood
i didnt even know girls had that though. you learn something new eeevery day
oh, when you said "not in the middle" I thought you meant you weren't getting the hood done. Yeah girls do the lips and once I held the hand of a girl who got a really weird one on the bottom part of her snatch, piercing one hole through the pink and one through the chode area.
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I've seen pics of girls that get the Princess Albertina, and its INSIDE their chooch! INSIDEEE X_X
And Zero, whats nu-skin?
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Nu-Skin is Liquid bandage. It's like a clear sticky stuff that you apply to wounds and it hardens and forms a bandage.
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So what's the point of getting a piercing that someone will only see before intercourse if it has to be taken out for intercourse?
And seriously? Why are you doing this? Anyone who's seeing your hood I think you've pretty much already convinced to have sex with you.
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why would you need to take it off during intercourse? what on earth are you talking about?/
ive never said im doing it for others, im doing it for myself cause 1) i love piercings, 2) i don't want to get any piercing visible in my face(the one in the tongue is not visible at all) and 3) nipples are out of the question.
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Why not the face? And why are nipples out of the question? It just seems kinda weird that nipples are out but your little red riding's not.
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I had heard that you needed to take them off during intercourse which I thought was absolutely retarded. Ask the person who pierces you about it.
And about tongue rings there's only 1 reason to get those and it's not for yourself.
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I had heard that you needed to take them off during intercourse which I thought was absolutely retarded. Ask the person who pierces you about it.
And about tongue rings there's only 1 reason to get those and it's not for yourself.
it IS absolutely retarded.
maybe YOU would do it for some other reason but I did it for MYSELF, thankyouverymuch. If I wanted to do it for OTHER reason I might as well have gotten the "venom", that is, 2 barbells instead of one
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Why not the face? And why are nipples out of the question? It just seems kinda weird that nipples are out but your little red riding's not.
Well not in the face because of aesthetic reasons. Like if I get a piercing I would like it to keep it as long as I want, but if I get a piercing in the eyebrow(which I think looks amazing) or chin or nose, etc, I would have to take it out when I work.
Nipples are WAAAYY tooo painful, plus they are VERY difficult to take care of, plus they get infected very quickly plus I'm worried about the effects it could have when I'm older and trying to feed my babies, you know. Cause it go throught that milk channel or however its called. OOO PLUS for nipples piercings, it takes 4-6 MONTHS to get it healed, and up to 1 year to get it completely healed. While for my thingie it would take 2-4 weeks.
Those are the reasons why I would prefer getting my thing done. PLUS that nobody can see it, so its a secret unless I tell people. Look at this quote, I got it from infinitebody.com (which is the best place/most popular here in Philly to get your piercings done) "Well first off, let's dispel a couple misconceptions you may have. Despite their intimidating reputation, genital piercings are no more painful than other piercings, and are often much easier to heal. And while many people think of their genitals as "dirty" and prone to infection, the exact opposite is true. Because of the increased blood flow and rapidity of healing, genital piercings are among the piercings least prone to infection. And (when you wear clothes) they generally don't get subjected to the germs of your everyday environment as much as, say, an exposed ear piercing would."
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The only piercings I've had are a nail in a knee (from carpentry...which I suck at, as you can tell), one in the finger (while putting in a dishwasher), and a pencil jammed into my arm by an asshole.
Anything more would be superfluous. Like tatoos.
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You don't have to take your clit hood piercing out to have sex. In fact IIRC it's supposed to give them added sensation...even just the motion of walking around has been said (in some cases) to set off clit stimulation with a pierciing in.
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thats an urban myth (unfortunately hahah)
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So the nipples will be too painful, but you think sticking a neddle through the most senesative part of your body won't? You'll be lucky if you don't pass out.
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Didn't you read what I wrote 2 posts ago? Nipples hurt like SHIT, while down there not at all cause its a thin layer of skin.
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Who told you that? I'm not saying nipples don't hurt, but....Damn.
And you'd only have a problem breast feeding if you are still wearing the nipples rings. I would hope you'd wait till your older to get knocked up, and I'd have hoped you'd have grown out of your punching holes in your body fad by then, and despite the fact you are going to tell me you're going to keep them, you will grow out of that and will proably let most of these pierceings heal over.
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ok that didn't make sense
EVEEERYBODY has told me thats nipple piercing hurt 1000000000000 more times than the other piercing. its science
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Oh yes I forgot about the new branch of science, piercology. How dumb of me to question drunken frat boys, inebriated sorority girls, and the place that makes a living off telling you it won't hurt. What the hell was I thinking questioning that science?
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Easy there turbo, I majored in piercology. Some of us drunken frat boys are innovators in the field.
Faye there is only one way to settle this. Post some pictures of your nipples for me to examine. I should be able to tell you how much it's going to hurt (That's what my thesis is all about).
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That's "Turbo: A Power Rangers movie" to you Mister.
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Can't we just call you turbo for short?
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Ehmm...no!
And Rama, im NOT in a sorority, THANKS.
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No, Faye isn't in a sorrority. She just has a close knit friend-group that consists of women who ENJOY things like alcohol, piercings, gay guys, being intoxicated, and sometimes enjoying quasi-lesbianic experiences with one another or in the presence of a guy/ guy's.
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exactly! (except the lesbian party but we do enjoy sex)
and ooo how unjust is life! we all have money to spend it in whatever we want! and oh, we don't need to work for it!
we have such an amazing life
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Yeah see, maybe you shouldn't flash around the money card so much cause a lot of people on this board? Not so much with the money, so flaunting it makes people pissed, I.E ME. So please, don't.
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that post was for YOU cause you obviously were trying to make me pissed so I assumed it would be better to get YOU pissed
thanks
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I was teasing. This week isn't the week to piss me off, really.
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Well hey, you search for me, you'll find me.
Next time you should put (teasing) on the heading cause if you don't , I might interpret it as an insult. just blame tom its his fault
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I'm really not seeing why someone would get their tongue pierced for any other reason than giving better oral sex.
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Because they're retarded.
My girlfriend his 18 in her ears, one in her nose, did her belly button herself, and has both nipples done.
She really is one of the stupidest people I know.
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I'd be afraid of swallowing a tongue piercing. And I could picture food getting stuck in there. Gross. The nose ones look cute to me though.
Faye, if you pierced an eyebrow, they wouldn't let you get away with wearing a clear piece in its place while you work?
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She really is one of the stupidest people I know.
And yet, she's your girlfriend. Odd.
Now you can't possibly be referring to my beloved brother in whom the sun rises and sets in my opinion and has never laid eyes on you, much less done you any wrong, can you?
Huh? WTF? *confused*
Faye there is only one way to settle this. Post some pictures of your nipples for me to examine. I should be able to tell you how much it's going to hurt (That's what my thesis is all about).
:lol:
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Faye, if you pierced an eyebrow, they wouldn't let you get away with wearing a clear piece in its place while you work?
Nope, because it would still be THERE, uknow? Plus I want to get a job in the UN or EU or an ambassy or an international organization or something in that road, so as you can see, they care a LOT about your appearance
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Eh, that sucks. Pretty much the same reason I haven't gotten any tattoos on my arms (or dyed my hair purple like I wanted to). Not that I'm gonna work in any embassy but I do want to get a better job down the road.
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No, Faye isn't in a sorrority. She just has a close knit friend-group that consists of women who ENJOY things like alcohol, piercings, gay guys, being intoxicated, and sometimes enjoying quasi-lesbianic experiences with one another or in the presence of a guy/ guy's.
Ha Ha! That was pretty good.
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If getting your tongue pierced makes you retarded it also gets you laid by your career planning professor who is 5 years older than you. Down syndrome and hot teacher ass go together like chocolate and peanutbutter as far as I'm concerned.
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I don't think I've ever gotten laid cause of my tongue piercing. Nobody even notices it! Just yesterday, I was in a pub, and talking with a friend I've known for 3 years(I've had the piercing for 4 years) and hes like "Wait a minute, do you have a tongue piercing? Since when??"
So as I said, piercing for me is a way of "Art". I've never gotten a piercing or tatto with the sole motive of getting laid.
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"I'm gonna get a hole poked in my hoohah so I can be stimulated while I merely walk around!" is just plain slutty. And the thought of a metal stud anywhere near either my mouth or my unit fills me with implacable dread.
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"I'm gonna get a hole poked in my hoohah so I can be stimulated while I merely walk around!" is just plain slutty.
Did I say that?
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Did I say you did?
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That's what I understood by reading your post
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Did you say, that he said, that you did?
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Assuming that the walking thing really works. How is that in any way slutty?
Slutty to me is a girl that goes into the frat house and starts going from room to room getting her hoohah pummeled merciliessly, not some girl that decides to get a body piercing. Might as well say that any guy that sits at home watching broadband INTERNET pr0n so he can jerk off is a total sleezeball.
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I've never gotten a piercing or tatto with the sole motive of getting laid.
Neither have I, but I don't think it's art either.
No one notices that I have one anymore too because I never play with it but when I first got it I played with it alot (just a subconscious habit I guess) and the girls were all up ons. From "I've never kissed a guy with a tongue ring before..." to the crowning achievment of banging my teacher (I'll bet there have been presidents that never accomplished this) my tongue ring has brought me nothing but joy.
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you fucked your teacher??? HOW did that happen?? was she old???
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She wasn't old old. She was 27 and I was 22. I was out at a club with my friends and she started dancing with me. I wasn't sure who she was at first and I asked if she wanted a beer and a shot, she said she'd take the beer (but I got her the shot too anyways). When I turned around to hand them to her I realized who she was. I couldn't believe this was happening, it was like a dream come true. And the very best part...the part that makes the whole case for dating women my own age was that she asked me to go home with her. Not in a sleazy "Let's go home and fuck" way but in an innocent "Im not sure if I should be doing this but it's what I want and I'm old enough to get what I want" way. So I ditched my friends and left with her.
Later she told me that what had been driving her crazy was watching me playing with my tongue ring in class. She said she justified it because she wasn't in charge of my group (the course was taught by 3 people), but she still gave me the answers to the final.
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no WAAAYY! hahaha omg!! thats awesome hahah congrats!
I don't think I could ever do a teacher, all the guy teachers here are oooold
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o_O
I guess I'm too proper. I wouldn't do a teacher I had.
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Eh IDE and Faye should just get married....they where clearly made for each other.
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I dunno, does he want seventeen STDs?
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I dunno. I mean his tongue ring could get him a hot scientist with seventeen cures. Hypothetically, of course.
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Supposedly I should be getting my piercing done today, but I don't wanna go alonee! :'(
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Update!
I got it done! I still can't believe it! its sooo cute!! I'm so proud of myself, my friend told me I had the biggest balls ever for getting this done. It hurt like SHIT.
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Pics?
If your friend was there would he/she realise you didn't have balls? Unless....
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she just said i have big balls and she wouldn't have the balls to do it.
You can look at pics online, i would neeever put a pic of my cooch here! I have put a pic of my tattoo here before though( only the first one though)
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I think anyone putting a needle around that area has to have no sensations of anything near there. x.x
I cringe from teeth still.
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oo believe me, i DO have sensation down there. the needle was HUGE. 10 gauge, its like 1/4 of the thick of a finger( horizontal)
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And it seemed like a good idea to have this attack your sensitive areas?
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i didnt know it was gonna be that thick. but then the guy explained me about the "cheese-cutter effect". hes like: "well for down there its better if its thick. cause , for example: you know how the cheese cutter works right? its a very thin wire cutting thru cheese like if it was butter. u dont want that to happen down there do you? "and i said HELL NOOO
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*passes out*
x.x
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(http://www.darthnuriko.com/emoticons/J-M/knifeinhead.gif)
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*is dead*
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there's a pic online of the cheese-cutter effect. its on an ear though. do u guys wanna see it?
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well for down there its better if its thick
I thought that was common knowledge....(http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/bueno.gif)(http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/emoticons/wang.gif)
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there's a pic online of the cheese-cutter effect. its on an ear though. do u guys wanna see it?
I'll take an ear. Anything but a snatch.
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http://risks.bmezine.com/?cmd=img&src=ency...e-cutter_Effect (http://risks.bmezine.com/?cmd=img&src=encyc/encyc00257-4.jpg&title=Cheese-cutter_Effect)
imagine that in your cooch :(
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So how long do you have to wait until you can have sex again? And doesn't this thing put you ad a higher risk for HIV transmitting?
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Eh IDE and Faye should just get married....they where clearly made for each other.
Faye is what? 20? 21?
She's practically a grandmother.
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So how long do you have to wait until you can have sex again? And doesn't this thing put you ad a higher risk for HIV transmitting?
until its healed, its from 2 to 6 weeks. And once its healed it doesn't put you at a higher risk for HIV because its a closed wound
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*looks at the ear*
*passes out for a third time*
x.x
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Just keep looking at that page I posted the link from. There's a lot of things done to penises there, some of them are WAY TOO MUCH
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Yeah, I won't be doing that. I freak out when I jack off to much and chafe it.
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http://risks.bmezine.com/?Broken_Dick (http://risks.bmezine.com/?Broken_Dick)
http://risks.bmezine.com/?Buttplug_Anal_Capture (http://risks.bmezine.com/?Buttplug_Anal_Capture)
http://risks.bmezine.com/?Clitoral_Occlusion (http://risks.bmezine.com/?Clitoral_Occlusion)
http://risks.bmezine.com/?Lobster_claw (http://risks.bmezine.com/?Lobster_claw)
http://risks.bmezine.com/?Mastitis (http://risks.bmezine.com/?Mastitis)
http://risks.bmezine.com/?Penis_splitting_related_infectio (http://risks.bmezine.com/?Penis_splitting_related_infectio)
http://risks.bmezine.com/?Shallow_Genital_Piercing (http://risks.bmezine.com/?Shallow_Genital_Piercing)
What the fuck is wrong with some of these people? Cutting themselves? Cutting off fingers or their penis? God, these sick fucks need to be locked up in padded cells or some shit.
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That ear looks like Pac Man!
What's Lobster Claw? I don't want to look at it, just tell me what it is.
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There's no picture. It's just for people who self-mutilate and cut off a finger, their tendons in the hand tighten up and cause the rest of their fingers to bend into a claw shape.
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What the fuck is wrong with some of these people? Cutting themselves? Cutting off fingers or their penis? God, these sick fucks need to be locked up in padded cells or some shit.
YEAH! they should lock them in a cell beside the pedophilics' cell
Listen, they can do WHATEVER they want AS LONG as they do it to themselves. It's not like they go around and do all these stuff to other people. Some of the shit is realy fucked up, but again, they only do it to themselves.
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does that count you, too?
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That is nasty Faye. Don't do it! It could get infected and fall off or something.
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does that count you, too?
yeah of course
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That is nasty Faye. Don't do it! It could get infected and fall off or something.
LOL i already got it done! It won't get infected cause I'm very clean plus none of my other piercings have ever gotten infected