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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Nov 16, 2005, 10:47:39 PM

Title: God Warrior
Post by: The D on Nov 16, 2005, 10:47:39 PM: Yea, in case you missed these episodes like I did :(

http://video.download.com/3800-11166_53-7673.html (http://video.download.com/3800-11166_53-7673.html)

I'd put her out of her misery, but the bullets would stop and commit seppuku.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: tomduo on Nov 16, 2005, 10:56:34 PM: YAY YOU'RE NOT BITCHING!

And Kary's dad went all Psycho Christian, and is trying to convert her... and has plans for me!

Fucking Evangelicals.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Rama on Nov 16, 2005, 11:34:30 PM: Hell don't look so bad if Tom gets saved and goes to Heaven.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: tomduo on Nov 16, 2005, 11:36:15 PM: I don't believe hell exists.

Plus you love me, you're the person here I am most like.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Rama on Nov 16, 2005, 11:38:49 PM: God, now I feel like I has sex with D. How many Sleeping pills does it take to OD on? I'm sure several people on this board know the answer.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: tomduo on Nov 16, 2005, 11:51:36 PM: Yeah Faye would know. She does that now for fun.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Guest on Nov 17, 2005, 01:27:53 AM: I think I saw god in that gap between her front teeth...
Title: God Warrior
Post by: B E C K on Nov 17, 2005, 11:36:03 AM: Quote
God, now I feel like I has sex with D. How many Sleeping pills does it take to OD on? I'm sure several people on this board know the answer.
OH!!! Oh no you di'n't! SNAP!
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 17, 2005, 04:02:29 PM: Can someone summarize this shit? I want to know exactly what the bitch was screaming about without having to waste my time watching it.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 18, 2005, 10:51:34 AM: Trading Spouses is yet another idiotic reality show - here married couples exchange families for a week or so in the hopes that it will revitalize their marriage or whatever - a G-rated Temptation Island of sorts. The only thing good about these shows is that they rather refute the fundie claim that marriage will be destroyed if gays are allowed to do so legally since straight people have been hell-bent on making marriage a prime time joke for several seasons now on Fox. <_<
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Rama on Nov 18, 2005, 11:01:02 AM: Reality TV as a whole just needs to die! I stopped watching Network TV way back in 2001 because of all the "Real" TV.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 18, 2005, 11:12:27 AM: Quote
Yeah Faye would know. She does that now for fun.
I hate taking pills.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 18, 2005, 12:16:13 PM: I know what 'Trading Spouses' is about, I know how the idea was ripped out of Dave Chapelle's ashy-black palms... Was the other mother Buddhist or something? I heard something about Buddha and non-Christians...and I think I heard that her name was "Jade", so I can only assume.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 18, 2005, 03:28:15 PM: Jade sounds more muslim than buddhist
Title: God Warrior
Post by: tomduo on Nov 18, 2005, 03:42:37 PM: Jade is asian, though there were alot of Chinese Muslims. But Mao took care of them.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: B E C K on Nov 18, 2005, 10:18:28 PM: I used to watch that momswap one for a while. The one on ABC. There so many things to watch though that I've just had to drop stuff. The Amazing Race becoming a family thing made it pretty easy to drop that one. And I've seen the last few seasons on Survivor and their twists suck now more than ever, so I didn't bother with that one. I don't have an hour to give to What Not To Wear. I don't get Style anymore so I don't watch How Do I Look. I dropped America's Next Top Model primarily because I missed the beginning, so I can't really get into it so that freed up another hour. Rockstar: INXS has been over with. The only thing I watch now that's kinda reality are those decorating shows on HGTV.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 19, 2005, 01:04:43 AM: I LOOOVED "My fair Brady" but only because I was sooo liek Adrian while my ex is sooo like Chris. Hah pussies
Title: God Warrior
Post by: B E C K on Nov 19, 2005, 03:08:55 PM: Was your ex as old as Chris?
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 19, 2005, 04:02:17 PM: no but he was (a little) shorter than me, with a gut and extra hairy. oh, also an asshole. not that i hate him though. it was just the same situation of a normal guy being a normal guy(that is, being an asshole)
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 20, 2005, 04:20:33 PM: You know, "extra hairy" & "asshole" are scary in the same sentence. :blink:
Title: God Warrior
Post by: tomduo on Nov 20, 2005, 07:59:45 PM: I saw a black chick in a pr0n once with an extra-hairy asshole.

x.x
Title: God Warrior
Post by: B E C K on Nov 20, 2005, 08:27:02 PM: Quote
You know, "extra hairy" & "asshole" are scary in the same sentence. :blink:
Yeah, I usually get things in the skim over but I had to read that very carefully. :lol:
Title: God Warrior
Post by: The D on Nov 23, 2005, 09:13:44 PM: OMG, Fucking win! (http://cgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FViewItem%26item%3D6225867209%26rd%3D1%26sspagename%3DSTRK%253AMEWA%253AIT%26rd%3D1%2F)

Some guy sold a bobble head of the God Warrior on Ebay for $800. It even was on several news stations! Damn!

I give it up to God I'm a GOD WARRIOR!
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 08, 2005, 09:43:13 PM: Quote
no but he was (a little) shorter than me, with a gut and extra hairy. oh, also an asshole. not that i hate him though. it was just the same situation of a normal guy being a normal guy(that is, being an asshole)
I take offense to that. Not all normal guy's are assholes
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Rama on Dec 08, 2005, 11:28:44 PM: I'm a normal guy and I'm an asshole. I'm also extra hairy as well.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: tomduo on Dec 09, 2005, 12:54:51 AM: With freak hands.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Rama on Dec 09, 2005, 03:07:01 AM: Just the right one....it's so muscular.
Title: God Warrior
Post by: Merla on Dec 09, 2005, 07:42:26 AM: Quote

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You know, "extra hairy" & "asshole" are scary in the same sentence. :blink:
Yeah, I usually get things in the skim over but I had to read that very carefully. :lol:
Yeah I read that all together. :lol: