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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 11:13:31 PM

Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 11:13:31 PM
As in "shoo-dee-doo-be-bop-shee-dow" or, like, poo?
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 09, 2005, 09:37:05 AM
I dunno, he's been posting at BONR lately but I ain't got a clue who it is unless it's a newbie or something.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2005, 09:55:27 AM
Will the gang be able to figure out who the mysterious Scatman is? Will D ever stop bitching? Will Faye ever join AA? And will Tom ever come clean about his girlfriend being made up?

Find out in Chapter 10 of DARTH NURIKO'S SPHERE at this theater next week.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: joe on Nov 09, 2005, 11:00:28 AM
http://p209.ezboard.com/fcrazysprocrastina...icID=2162.topic (http://p209.ezboard.com/fcrazysprocrastinationstationprocrastinationcentralstation.showMessage?topicID=2162.topic)

Sorry to ruin the suspense.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2005, 11:43:10 AM
OLD MAN SCATTERSHOT! Jenkies!  
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 09, 2005, 12:31:38 PM
Jinkies?
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 09, 2005, 12:33:52 PM
And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that pesky joerammstein!
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 09, 2005, 12:39:05 PM
I blame the internet.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 09, 2005, 12:47:43 PM
Damn Canadians, ruining everything.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 10, 2005, 08:53:45 AM
BURN HIM!
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2005, 11:25:50 AM
Your avatar matches your post quite nicely.   :lol:  
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2005, 11:54:31 AM
Why "burn him"?  What about "whip him" or "spank him"?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2005, 12:05:10 PM
Yeah, those would fit too.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 10, 2005, 12:39:24 PM
BEAT HIM OFF!

I think that would work too, and Joe would love it.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Bitch on Nov 10, 2005, 03:59:27 PM
It probably depends on who was doing the actually beating him off. >_>
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: tomduo on Nov 10, 2005, 04:48:13 PM
Joe is an equal oppurtunity Canadian!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 10, 2005, 06:15:50 PM
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It probably depends on who was doing the actually beating him off. >_>
Not it!
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Bitch on Nov 10, 2005, 06:48:01 PM
Not it, please.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: tomduo on Nov 10, 2005, 06:52:27 PM
Not it.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Bitch on Nov 10, 2005, 06:54:38 PM
I volunteer Merla before she gets the chance to protest.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: tomduo on Nov 10, 2005, 07:55:12 PM
Seconded! BEAT HIS CANADIAN BACON!
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 10, 2005, 09:56:12 PM
I volunteer Bad Ass Pac Man due to his gross under use...
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2005, 10:44:37 PM
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I volunteer Merla before she gets the chance to protest.
How dare you.  I wanted to volunteer Merla.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 11, 2005, 01:26:12 AM
You could delete her post and MAKE it look like you came up with the idea...  I mean, you have all those powers and you never abuse them properly...  I blame the lack of Bad Ass Pacman, to be honest.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Fake BAPM on Nov 11, 2005, 01:29:52 AM
Fucking right.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: tomduo on Nov 11, 2005, 05:10:49 PM
So Gay.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2005, 12:55:31 PM
Fucking fraud!
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 12, 2005, 01:43:04 PM
Is it now?
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: joe on Nov 12, 2005, 02:37:58 PM
What's the story behind Nuri's new avatar?
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Post by: Rama on Nov 12, 2005, 03:07:07 PM
Yeah....let's get Merla to do it. She'll beat off anyone.....if she smells money that is.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 12, 2005, 03:19:13 PM
Merla is nice!

But hell, if it was enough, you'd do it too.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2005, 03:51:30 PM
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Is it now?
Yes it is.  If you wanted to be me so badly, I would've lent you a bra.

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What's the story behind Nuri's new avatar?
It's from [doHTML] "Frogland (http://www.awn.com/heaven_and_hell/STARE/stare3.htm)", [/doHTML] by film maker Wladyslaw Starewicz.  
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Fake BAPM on Nov 13, 2005, 12:02:17 AM
*WACA WACA WACA*

That's lame.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 13, 2005, 10:53:48 AM
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*WACA WACA WACA*
 
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: OMG THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVERRR! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:














I think I'm still drunk <_<  
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 13, 2005, 02:54:28 PM
You think? How can you laugh at a vain attempt to ressurect a failed franchise?!
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 13, 2005, 05:29:00 PM
Nuri, do we have the option to block people now, or not yet?
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2005, 06:10:19 PM
Nope.  I don't know when it'll come back if ever, since the blocking option was on a different board system.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: tomduo on Nov 13, 2005, 10:17:11 PM
Hey Faye, apparently in Miami, they've made alcohol misters. For when you're too drunk to drink. Enjoy!
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2005, 12:30:15 AM
what is misters?
 
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 14, 2005, 02:29:54 AM
The alcohol comes out as a mist.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2005, 08:10:53 AM
dude that thing has been around for a year now
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 14, 2005, 08:35:47 AM
Lame Tom. If it's alcoholic, you know Faye's already tried it.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 14, 2005, 12:18:24 PM
I just find that fucking hilarious.

I'll stick to beer and tequila. And the occasionaly screwdriver. I'd rather not breahte in the booze.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2005, 12:25:43 PM
I remember reading about those mist things. I wonder how much you have to inhale to get wasted.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2005, 01:00:52 PM
a LOT
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 14, 2005, 01:06:04 PM
Let's hope that's not the case for the upcoming alcoholic suppository.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: tomduo on Nov 14, 2005, 03:02:02 PM
x.x what a pain in the ass!

Ba-zing!
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2005, 08:28:16 PM
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a LOT
have you done them? How much do they cost per...breathe?
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2005, 10:49:23 PM
you just pay for the machine. i don't know how much that cost. but they generally put pineapple or coconut rum so it would actually taste good.
Title: Awesome! A ScattMan!
Post by: tomduo on Nov 14, 2005, 10:59:21 PM
Ew.