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Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: The D on Nov 08, 2005, 10:20:11 PM
Bah, I can't afford to get my teeth cleaned! My gums are sore, occasionally bleed, and are red in a few spots..

Yet I have no insurance, and the dental school around here has an initial examination fee of $65!

unless I can find a dental charity for poor people, my teeth might fall out. :(
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 10:40:47 PM
Eh, same problem, get in line.  I think I have a cavity already too since my last dentist did a shit-job on my sealants...
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Max Con on Nov 09, 2005, 01:36:27 AM
I brush multiple times a day.


 
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 09, 2005, 02:10:08 AM
i fucking hate people bitching as much as doug. i just had to paid 1000 bucks for a visit to the dentist. the cleaning was like fucking 300 bucks(cause it was Penn)
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: IDE on Nov 09, 2005, 03:52:42 AM
I only brush once a day, never had a cavity though.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 09, 2005, 12:35:36 PM
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I only brush once a day, never had a cavity though.
Ass.

I brush multiple times a day, but I'm cursed with extremely soft teeth.  My dentists are always assholes when I show up with a cavity and talk to me like I'm a retard about "proper dental care".  I always get accused of eating too much candy and I hardly touch the stuff...
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: IDE on Nov 09, 2005, 01:22:07 PM
don't be hatin!

Also, I floss like once a month (if that) and the gum disease known as gingivitis does my bidding.

ok now you can hate.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: tomduo on Nov 09, 2005, 01:31:38 PM
I had me teef cleaned in May, and brush and listerine.

Thankfully my Dad has a sweet medical package, that gives me coverage 6 months after I graduate from college. Awesome.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 09, 2005, 01:46:25 PM
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I only brush once a day, never had a cavity though.
Ass.

I brush multiple times a day, but I'm cursed with extremely soft teeth.  My dentists are always assholes when I show up with a cavity and talk to me like I'm a retard about "proper dental care".  I always get accused of eating too much candy and I hardly touch the stuff...
that's not the only cause. Gingivitis can be caused by the genes too
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Sam on Nov 09, 2005, 02:34:52 PM
Well, Faye, daddy paid for that, so kindly butt out of the conversation.

And Doug, welcome to the club.  I've had an abscess that requires a root canal and crown for the past 2 years.  Fortunatelly I'm finally insured and can get it taken care of.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 09, 2005, 02:38:00 PM
f:slaps sam: ucker! you back-stabber, thats it no more pics for you! :angry:  :angry:  
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Sam on Nov 09, 2005, 02:40:36 PM
I'm sorry if the truth hurts.  As much as I'm annoyed by Doug's constant whining, he has grounds for this one.  It fucking sucks to not be insured and not be able to get the dental care you need.  We don't all have parents that are there to pay our way.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 09, 2005, 03:34:55 PM
Yeah...and Doug will probably wind up going to some crappy dentist with rusty equipment, who will molest him while he's anesthetized and we'll never hear the end if it!  
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Guest on Nov 09, 2005, 03:58:38 PM
Mwhahahhahhahhaha!!!!!  Oh you slay me!!!
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 09, 2005, 04:29:50 PM
I slay every guest.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: The D on Nov 09, 2005, 09:30:43 PM
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I'm sorry if the truth hurts.
I'm sorry if the tooth hurts?

Also, faye's post is funnier with the face in the wrong place.
 
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2005, 11:17:05 AM
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I only brush once a day, never had a cavity though.
That used to be me until about two, three years ago.  Then all the cavities wanted to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time....  I guess old maidism invites them in.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2005, 12:04:33 PM
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unless I can find a dental charity for poor people, my teeth might fall out.

Prices based on income (http://www.thehopeclinic.org/dental.html)  Ypsilanti, Michigan

Dental plans (http://www.dentalplans.com/) for individuals by zip code. Also, a dentist may agree to do a cleaning for a lower rate if you pay cash, just because they won't have to go through the hassle of filing a claim and waiting for the insurance chell.  

And to keep gums healthy, brush with salt every other day.  No kidding.  Not a lot; wet the brush and dip it in the salt.  Use a soft brush and don't scrub hard.  If that feels too weird, rinse with warm salt water after brushing - also good for canker sores.  :D  
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 10, 2005, 12:33:18 PM
Not to mention sore throats, if you gargle it.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2005, 10:46:00 PM
Why salt?  What does it do?  And would I be out of line in adding pepper?
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 11, 2005, 01:24:36 AM
Because, everything, and no...
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Bernie on Nov 11, 2005, 09:22:41 AM
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Why salt? What does it do? And would I be out of line in adding pepper?

When gums are swollen/bleeding, decreasing the bacteria and the fluid the little bastards need to live helps.  Salt is a drying agent and has an antiseptic effect as well, plus the mild abrasive gets the fluid worked out of the infected tissue, but a little goes a long way, like 30 seconds of gentle brushing.  You're not stripping paint. DS is right about the sore throats for the same reason.   :)

Pepper may not be best in this instance, but I've heard cayenne stops cuts from bleeding.

 
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: B E C K on Nov 12, 2005, 04:04:12 PM
Very interesting.


You heard her, git in mah mouth, biatch!
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: IDE on Nov 12, 2005, 04:16:37 PM
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Dental plans (http://www.dentalplans.com/)
Lisa Needs Braces (http://www.mp3.com.au/img/track/Extra%20Foxx_Lisa%20Needs%20Braces!_RESIZED.jpg)
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: The D on Nov 12, 2005, 10:30:10 PM
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unless I can find a dental charity for poor people, my teeth might fall out.

Prices based on income (http://www.thehopeclinic.org/dental.html)  Ypsilanti, Michigan

Dental plans (http://www.dentalplans.com/) for individuals by zip code. Also, a dentist may agree to do a cleaning for a lower rate if you pay cash, just because they won't have to go through the hassle of filing a claim and waiting for the insurance chell.  

And to keep gums healthy, brush with salt every other day.  No kidding.  Not a lot; wet the brush and dip it in the salt.  Use a soft brush and don't scrub hard.  If that feels too weird, rinse with warm salt water after brushing - also good for canker sores.  :D
I already knew about Hope since I volunteered for them a while ago. However, they're booked for a while. There's also a clinic that does discount checkups for $20 or so, but I have to wait for a while to be able to do it.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: The D on Nov 23, 2005, 09:17:08 PM
Well, the gengevitis has receeded, I took Bernie's advice, and I also bought some of that new Crest mouthwash that seems to be working well.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Dec 06, 2005, 12:07:05 PM
Good!  You can probably cut the salt back to 3 times a week at this point.

I love it when cheapass remedies work.   Appeals to my stereotypical Scottish side.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Merla on Dec 06, 2005, 01:00:09 PM
Vicks vapor rub has lots of uses as well.  
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Sam on Dec 06, 2005, 01:58:10 PM
I love you, IDE.  Let's elope.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Merla on Dec 06, 2005, 02:34:52 PM
Huh? Did I miss something here?
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 06, 2005, 03:01:26 PM
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Vicks vapor rub has lots of uses as well.
Yeah, you can probably put that shit in a bullet wound and be back in the pink the next morning.  

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Why salt? What does it do? And would I be out of line in adding pepper?
Bernie already covered it, but think of this: what happens to grass when you pour a box of salt on it?  Now apply that to a microscopic level.
Title: Need teeth cleaned!
Post by: Rama on Dec 06, 2005, 03:42:42 PM
It gives grass that extra kick it needs?


BAM!