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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Nov 05, 2005, 10:56:22 PM

Title: Druggie girl
Post by: The D on Nov 05, 2005, 10:56:22 PM
Every day I'm reminded about how much humanity sucks sometimes.

I met a 17 year old girl I'd have to work with along with some other people, but we won't worry about the other people. She was dropped off by her white collar suburban father.

Yet, she spoke in ebonics and acted gangsta, smoked, said she had been arrested for stealing alcohol from a department store and for posession of drugs, bragged about doing weed, E, meth, coke....

Yay, a white suburban girl trying to act black and street. I wonder if either her father beat her too much or didn't smack her around enough.

Don't worry, the only way I'd hit her is with a large steel bat.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2005, 10:20:01 AM
Ahhh gotta love the burgoise
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Bitch on Nov 06, 2005, 10:45:45 AM
If she brags about it, she didn't really do it and was just trying to sound badass to impress a possibly cute member of said group of workers.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: tomduo on Nov 06, 2005, 12:31:02 PM
Insercurity and lack of a cultural identity. It's kinda sad... why does someone try to act like they are from another culture? Shame? Confusion? Eh, who knows.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: IDE on Nov 06, 2005, 05:10:30 PM
She's just "keeping it real".
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: tomduo on Nov 06, 2005, 06:03:42 PM
Real sad?
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Rama on Nov 06, 2005, 09:36:10 PM
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Insercurity and lack of a cultural identity. It's kinda sad... why does someone try to act like they are from another culture? Shame? Confusion? Eh, who knows.
Yeah, that's low down dirty shame dog. Ho needs to represent her roots yo. Now pass the crack pipe nizzle.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2005, 10:33:18 PM
word up homes
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2005, 11:25:42 PM
Considering how many people I see on a daily basis that act black and ARE street, and my disgust at having to share air and have to look at said people, your one little frumpy suburb white girl fails to concern me fabulously.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: tomduo on Nov 07, 2005, 01:43:26 AM
I live amongst them and see both in class.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 07, 2005, 08:54:36 AM
I try not to associate myself around or near "street" folks.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 07, 2005, 09:29:17 AM
Eddie's brother is Pilsbury Dough Boy white, wears FUBU and makes rapper-esque gestures when he talks, along with whatever buzzphrases are currently making the rounds.  His wife is Hispanic, streaks her hair, wears green contacts, took the Anglo last name of her mother's brief 3rd husband to replace her blood father's and refers to her Hispanic neighbors as "those people."   :lol:

We think they should throw everything out, buy lederhosen and pretend to be Norwegian.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 07, 2005, 09:33:53 AM
I've slapped many a cousin upside the head when they show up to a family reunion wearing FUBU shit and acting ghetto.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 07, 2005, 03:13:41 PM
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She's just "keeping it real".
*remembers Chris Rock's diatribe on the subject*

..."real DUMB!"
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: IDE on Nov 07, 2005, 06:06:58 PM
I prefer Chapelle's "When keep it real goes wrong"  
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 07, 2005, 06:49:39 PM
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Eddie's brother is Pilsbury Dough Boy white, wears FUBU and makes rapper-esque gestures when he talks, along with whatever buzzphrases are currently making the rounds.  His wife is Hispanic, streaks her hair, wears green contacts, took the Anglo last name of her mother's brief 3rd husband to replace her blood father's and refers to her Hispanic neighbors as "those people."   :lol:
 
is she puertorican???????
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: tomduo on Nov 07, 2005, 07:01:46 PM
Probably Mexican. Puerto Ricans don't pretend to be white.

RESPECT THE ASS!
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 08, 2005, 08:17:58 AM
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Probably Mexican. Puerto Ricans don't pretend to be white.

RESPECT THE ASS!
oh FUCK YES THEY DO
good lord they are the ghettoest of the ghettoest
 
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: tomduo on Nov 08, 2005, 11:42:33 AM
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Probably Mexican. Puerto Ricans don't pretend to be white.

RESPECT THE ASS!
oh FUCK YES THEY DO
good lord they are the ghettoest of the ghettoest
How is that pretending to be white? They pretend to be BLACK.

Bob, tell her what she's won!

...

Well I guess it's nothing.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 08, 2005, 01:59:46 PM
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is she puertorican???????

Nope, born in Texas somewhere.  Dropped out in 8th grade, but no employer  wanted to go through the hassle of checking records, so she never got caught for claiming she graduated.  Her whole life has been jumping from one lie to another, so nothing surprises us anymore.  :rolleyes:
 
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 08:14:44 PM
She's probably a Messican!
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: The D on Nov 08, 2005, 09:24:40 PM
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Considering how many people I see on a daily basis that act black and ARE street, and my disgust at having to share air and have to look at said people, your one little frumpy suburb white girl fails to concern me fabulously.
Yea, but she's a white suburban girl... she could do better than getting in trouble for stealing and doing drugs. I bet anything her father would pay her way through college, and she'd have 10 times the chance of having a sucessful and rich life than the black people she emulates.

I didn't mind it so much when just people from the ghetto acted ghetto, but then it was hispanics and other minorities, and for a while now (partially thanks to Eminem, no doubt) white people. It's getting annoying that acting ghetto is the IN thing, the popular thing. You're not cool unless you wear baggy clothing, talk in slang, blast rap music out of your car with spinnas on the rims, and other stupid shit. The fact that top 40/pop stations play hip hop 90% of the time doesn't help. I'm getting sick of rap culture taking over the world and I hope they all die.

also, who the fuck is IDE?
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 10:46:57 PM
Are you kidding?  Suburbanites are prime canidates for drugs and crime.  They always do tons of stupid shit.  They like to rebel against parents who've tried to give them a better life with material objects but wrote in on the actual parenting.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 10:51:18 PM
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also, who the fuck is IDE?
"Don't matta who he iz, foo'.  Nigga best be mindin' his own biz-ness!"

Meh, it's funnier when I do the hand thing that goes with it.
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: IDE on Nov 09, 2005, 03:45:57 AM
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Quote from: DarthNuriko,Nov 7 2005, 12:25 AM

also, who the fuck is IDE?
I don't know but if you look at this picture you will become gay AND a furry in one fell stroke.
(http://pix.bangme.net/userphotos/album/795981.jpg)
Title: Druggie girl
Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2005, 05:57:49 AM
HA HA! Dirty thought! YES!