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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Oct 29, 2005, 11:15:54 PM

Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: The D on Oct 29, 2005, 11:15:54 PM
Something has me steamed tonight, and it's not the Evangelists I bumped into....

Tonight I was at the local university's anime club's yearly all day festival. Now, every month at the club screenings they have a raffle.

I've seen people spend over $20 on raffle tickets. I've seen people have 6 feet of tickets. I've also seen people win multiple prizes and walk out of the place with arms full.

A few months ago or so, some guy walked out with 5-6 prizes out of a dozen. I was seriously going to jump him, stab his ass and leave his smelly otaku carcass in the gutter.

Tonight, one old man won 3-4 prizes, some asian kid won 3 items, and several other people won 2 items. What fucking pisses me off is the staff does nothing. What they should do is limit the prizes to one per person. One person was nice enough to forfeit his second prize. No one should fucking be winning half the fucking prizes in the contest and not giving anyone else a chance to win.

I have played the raffle a good dozen times over the last 5 years, spent no more than $5 at a time and a total of no more than $30 for the 5 years. So it pisses the fuck out of me when I see someone use their fucking disposable income to buy 50 fucking tickets, then haul ass out of the auditorium with a bunch of prizes they'll probably just sell on Ebay. It's bullshit. Utter fucking bullshit.

It's about fucking time I get a prize before I kill someone. It will probably be the biblethumper in the gorilla outfit.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Rama on Oct 30, 2005, 01:01:18 AM
When I saw the title "fucking raffle", this isn't what I expectected. I thought  it was some faddy 1970s sex thing like wife swapping parties.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Bitch on Oct 30, 2005, 01:16:16 AM
Doug's just mad cause he never wins anything. They probably rig it cause he WHINES SO FUCKING MUCH.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 30, 2005, 09:28:45 AM
"And the winner is....NOT D."
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 30, 2005, 04:05:48 PM
what the fuck is wrong with doug? why does he has to bitch about EVERYTHING?
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Apathetic Tom on Oct 30, 2005, 04:15:20 PM
He needs ass. Give him yours, and maybe he wont bitch as much. Otherwise I'll bite the bullet and give him a handjob.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Bitch on Oct 30, 2005, 04:16:15 PM
He's trying to take my title away. I should just let him have Bitch and get a different screenname.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 30, 2005, 11:47:36 PM
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He needs ass.
the donkey talking about ears
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Extra Zero on Oct 31, 2005, 12:32:15 AM
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He's trying to take my title away. I should just let him have Bitch and get a different screenname.
No, he's more extreme...I think.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Rama on Oct 31, 2005, 02:15:35 AM
Xtreme Bitch!

The X makes it cooler.  
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: WTF Tom? on Oct 31, 2005, 02:39:01 PM
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He needs ass.
the donkey talking about ears
Donkeys have ears.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2005, 10:48:47 PM
What's the point here?  They spent more so they can win more.  Your logic is they should spend more not to?  The feck...?
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 02, 2005, 04:59:38 AM
What's funny here is that he's getting worked up over what were probably shitty prizes like Naruto headbands and old-ass Cowboy Bebop wallscrolls..  And it would probably cost LESS to actually go out and buy these things (rather than buy raffle tickets), but in Dougs world winning prizes from an Anime Club raffle makes him a big man..
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2005, 05:13:30 AM
Hey, if a slightly used PVC EVA-1 doesn't make you a big man...I don't know what does.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 02, 2005, 01:16:42 PM
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What's funny here is that he's getting worked up over what were probably shitty prizes like Naruto headbands and old-ass Cowboy Bebop wallscrolls..  And it would probably cost LESS to actually go out and buy these things (rather than buy raffle tickets), but in Dougs world winning prizes from an Anime Club raffle makes him a big man..
OMFG TEH HEADBANDZ R TEH ROxx0Rzzz!!11!!!11!ione
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Merla on Nov 02, 2005, 01:33:37 PM
Why are you getting tick off about stupid shit?  It's not like they prizes were cars or  island  vacations.   <_<  
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 02, 2005, 01:48:16 PM
He really wanted that old statue of Toad from Super Mario brothers.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: The D on Nov 03, 2005, 10:39:29 PM
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What's the point here?  They spent more so they can win more.  Your logic is they should spend more not to?  The feck...?
They shouldn't waste $20 to begin with. True it's their money to waste, but what a sad thing to waste it on.

And some of us can't afford to spend $20 a raffle. I just think it's bullshit that people who have enough disposable income to spend a bunch of money, so they win a bunch of shit and hog it all, and I have no money and can only put in a buck or two for tickets, and I win shit. Yea, I'm jealous and upset I never win. I'm a broke fucker and I'm pissed people have enough money they can waste it on tickets.

Well, actually, I did win something. But it was a stupid Shounen-ai/yaoi manga and I gave it to some foaming fangirls.

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What's funny here is that he's getting worked up over what were probably shitty prizes like Naruto headbands and old-ass Cowboy Bebop wallscrolls..

Actually, the prizes included entire box sets of anime series, several mangas, and an Apple iPod, among other things.

 
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 03, 2005, 10:57:47 PM
Now the ipod would've been cool to win.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: IDE on Nov 07, 2005, 06:17:07 PM
I demand they implement marxist raffles! Everyone gets only 1 ticket and the only prize is toliet paper!
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: B E C K on Nov 07, 2005, 06:27:37 PM
Since it's an eight-pack and we all had nachos, everyone wins!
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 07, 2005, 06:53:05 PM
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What's the point here?  They spent more so they can win more.  Your logic is they should spend more not to?  The feck...?
They shouldn't waste $20 to begin with. True it's their money to waste, but what a sad thing to waste it on.

And some of us can't afford to spend $20 a raffle. I just think it's bullshit that people who have enough disposable income to spend a bunch of money, so they win a bunch of shit and hog it all, and I have no money and can only put in a buck or two for tickets, and I win shit. Yea, I'm jealous and upset I never win. I'm a broke fucker and I'm pissed people have enough money they can waste it on tickets.
 
HEY, if they worked for their money(or got it fromt heir parents, whatever works best) then they can do whatever the hell they want with it. damn.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 12:01:41 PM
Yeah, them's the breaks.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 08, 2005, 01:51:28 PM
Spending more doesn't always work.  My co-worker & I buy 10 tickets at a time when we play the lottery, and it's always won by someone who had a buck left over after buying cigarettes.  <_<    
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 08, 2005, 04:56:18 PM
And they end up getting arrested for heroin charges 2 weeks later.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 08:12:57 PM
However, they are now able to afford exhuming Johnny Cochran to defend their case.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: The D on Nov 12, 2005, 10:56:16 PM
I bought one Mega Millions ticket and won $3. XD

And I went to another raffle today. 10 prizes.

This guy who looked familiar won 3/4th of the prizes! Everyone had a few tickets, he had a bunch, he took home the whole lot of them.

He looked familiar because I've seen him before. He's been to the raffle several times, buys a bunch of tickets, and wins a lot of prizes. Last raffle he was the one who won the most, 4-5 prizes that time. This time he won 6-7. I've seen him win a bunch before. Come on, they should ban him but then they would be loosing all the money he gives them.

I still stand by my assertion that prizes should be limited to 1-3 per person, so people like this guy can't win 90% of the fricking raffle. And technically, even if you can only win one prize per raffle, you still have a greater chance of winning a prize if you have more tickets.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 13, 2005, 12:03:20 AM
BITCH MOAN PISS...
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 13, 2005, 12:05:43 AM
FUCK!!!
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 13, 2005, 09:55:49 AM
ARSE!
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 13, 2005, 10:49:09 AM
that guy is very lucky and you are not. that's it.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 13, 2005, 02:52:00 PM
...sex?
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: B E C K on Nov 13, 2005, 05:53:40 PM
OMG, are you still on this?  Sweet sassy molassy, move on.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 13, 2005, 10:22:34 PM
I want some rum!
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2005, 12:05:05 AM
I'm dating a girl who had me pour 2 shots of captain morgan's rum in her spaghetti.

She called it "Captain and Sketty".

*sigh*

When I graduated highschool she was just being born.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 14, 2005, 12:07:19 AM
Posted that in a thread created by Doug, eh?   Whew...
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2005, 12:27:51 AM
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When I graduated highschool she was just being born.
doug, is it you?
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 14, 2005, 01:16:30 AM
IDE stands for "It's Doug's Evil-Twin".
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2005, 02:25:28 AM
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When I graduated highschool she was just being born.
doug, is it you?
Sorry, that was incorrect.  When I graduated highschool she was 8.  The joys of discalculi.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Rama on Nov 14, 2005, 09:11:57 AM
Discalculi sounds like a bad villian on an  equally as bad saturday morning cartoon.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2005, 12:19:02 PM
I was "diagnosed" (read I was tested and deliberately made small errors) with it to get out of college algebra. Who knows maybe I really do have a mild case but I wasn't taking any chances. Who has time to learn theorems and FOIL when there is booze to drink and women to womanize and garbage cans full of water to dump under your RA's door.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 14, 2005, 12:20:48 PM
Don't forget the random strangers to freak out.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 14, 2005, 12:59:55 PM
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I was "diagnosed" (read I was tested and deliberately made small errors) with it to get out of college algebra. Who knows maybe I really do have a mild case but I wasn't taking any chances. Who has time to learn theorems and FOIL when there is booze to drink and women to womanize and garbage cans full of water to dump under your RA's door.
Ooo I love you
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: B E C K on Nov 14, 2005, 01:04:27 PM
Fronts Outers Inners Last!
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 14, 2005, 03:03:08 PM
Sounds like a sex tactic to me. I approve!
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2005, 08:26:25 PM
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Sounds like a sex tactic to me. I approve!
 :lol:  
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2005, 12:13:49 AM
It's all part of my new book, "The Joy of FOIL".
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 15, 2005, 02:02:36 AM
Ew.
Title: Fucking Raffle
Post by: tomduo on Nov 15, 2005, 11:59:06 AM
Hey, it works. I tried it last night. :D