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Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: The D on Oct 28, 2005, 11:05:46 PM
I wasn't in there very long. They put me on Death Row, but then my brother Michael broke me out.

Well, I can't talk long, the FBI's after me.













Also... my trial has been done for over a week, and I'm free to go on my way but I still have to stay clean or if I get in trouble again for anything, they'd probably kick my ass.

That is all. And you guys have been proven wrong.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Rama on Oct 29, 2005, 02:55:19 AM
Wait....if you where completely innocent and the Judge ruled as such, then why do you have to "stay clean or if I get in trouble again for anything, they'd probably kick my ass."That sounds more like you where given the mercy of the court rather then found innocent. More like those..."we know you did it, but we don't have enough to prove so we'll be watching you."  type things.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 29, 2005, 09:13:07 AM
Even when you proclaim your innocence you sound guilty.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 29, 2005, 01:47:31 PM
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That is all. And you guys have been proven wrong.
It just proves that the justice in this country is, as always, fucked up
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Hurricane Tom on Oct 29, 2005, 02:48:51 PM
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That is all. And you guys have been proven wrong.
It just proves that the justice in this country is, as always, fucked up
No shit, we let your diseased ass in.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Extra Zero on Oct 29, 2005, 03:41:11 PM
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It just proves that the justice in this country is, as always, fucked up
Yeah, when I went to defend my ex-sister's biological father after she pressed charges on him (long story);  we watched two kids who were PROVEN to have been holding heroine get let off--despite a shitload of evidence against them--including heroine being found in one girl's system.  Complete bullshit...

As for Doug, it'll only be a matter of time before his dumb ass slips again and he starts whining and crying to us... I give him three months, tops.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: The D on Oct 29, 2005, 10:18:11 PM
Believe whatever you want. Just makes me hate humanity more and more.

And Rama, what I mean by staying clean is by not doing anything that may get me in trouble again for anything. Not hanging around with people who drink a lot or do drugs, not getting into situations that may get me in trouble. It's like Michael Jackson, the second time around everyone thought he was guilty, he was more screwed that time than the first time.

I just don't want to show up in court again for a LONG time. :/
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Rama on Oct 30, 2005, 01:13:34 AM
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And Rama, what I mean by staying clean is by not doing anything that may get me in trouble again for anything. Not hanging around with people who drink a lot or do drugs, not getting into situations that may get me in trouble. It's like Michael Jackson, the second time around everyone thought he was guilty, he was more screwed that time than the first time.
You shouldn't be doing that shit anyways...it shouldn't take a fear of the court to make you stop, just a little common sense.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 30, 2005, 04:07:22 PM
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That is all. And you guys have been proven wrong.
It just proves that the justice in this country is, as always, fucked up
No shit, we let your diseased ass in.
they let your ancestors in first. and thats when any type of human being(even the worst ones) could get in. now they are most selective, thank you. (the ilegals dont count)
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Post by: Victorious Tom on Oct 30, 2005, 04:12:26 PM
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That is all. And you guys have been proven wrong.
It just proves that the justice in this country is, as always, fucked up
No shit, we let your diseased ass in.
they let your ancestors in first. and thats when any type of human being(even the worst ones) could get in. now they are most selective, thank you. (the ilegals dont count)
Actually, my ancestors lived with Roger Williams with the Indians. And we aren't too damn selective since you're here. I mean seriously, do we really need to import sluts now? I thought Girls Gone Wild was breeding them just fine.

But then it could be a trade off. We give Peru grains and monitary aid, and they gave us... you. We got fucked in the A on that one.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 30, 2005, 11:46:49 PM
unless you are 100% native american indian you shouldnt be saying shit like that.
i already said why i was here, plus the US wants me, universities get all their money from international students, so some fuckers like you can subsist from our fees.

btw, you give Peru grains? like WHAT, you are just talking shit now, like always
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Indian Tom on Oct 31, 2005, 02:40:43 PM
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unless you are 100% native american indian you shouldnt be saying shit like that.
i already said why i was here, plus the US wants me, universities get all their money from international students, so some fuckers like you can subsist from our fees.

btw, you give Peru grains? like WHAT, you are just talking shit now, like always
Even the Native American's didn't own the land. The Europeans with their guns took it from them to own it. And of course the US sells grains to Peru. We also give them money. We do that to all third world hell holes.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Faye Valentine on Oct 31, 2005, 05:07:54 PM
like HELL
im sorry to tell you this but the US is waayy low in the list of countries that give money to other countries.so you should shut the fuck up and stop acting like you are Mother Theresa
 
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Rama on Oct 31, 2005, 10:47:10 PM
If we are way low, I'd hate to the High ones. Seems we are giving some odd Millions to this and that country almost on a weekly schedule.  
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Oct 31, 2005, 11:56:13 PM
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like HELL
im sorry to tell you this but the US is waayy low in the list of countries that give money to other countries.so you should shut the fuck up and stop acting like you are Mother Theresa
Yeah, the US has nothing on Nigeria's foriegn aid. OH! And Cuba too. Cuba funds mad countries.

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Dumbass.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 01, 2005, 06:49:20 PM
damn, you are so stupid and shallow, i can't believe you graduated from high school
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2005, 11:17:28 PM
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As for Doug, it'll only be a matter of time before his dumb ass slips again and he starts whining and crying to us... I give him three months, tops.
You're on.  I'll be more generous and give him six, and that's if those Neon Genesis Evangelists don't beat him dead first.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2005, 02:53:41 AM
I'll take 5.99 Bob!  
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 02, 2005, 04:46:13 AM
Bob?
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2005, 05:16:31 AM
I just suddenly felt like I was on Showcase Showdown.  
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 02, 2005, 12:49:28 PM
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As for Doug, it'll only be a matter of time before his dumb ass slips again and he starts whining and crying to us... I give him three months, tops.
You're on.  I'll be more generous and give him six, and that if those Neon Genesis Evangelists don't beat him dead first.
I'd like to know he said "mustn't run away" before they beat him to death with their leather-bound Bibles  :lol:  
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 02, 2005, 01:20:31 PM
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damn, you are so stupid and shallow, i can't believe you graduated from high school
I can't believe you have the brain mass to properly type on a keyboard. Life is fuckin confusing!
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Merla on Nov 02, 2005, 01:30:07 PM
I like your advatar Tom.  It is so cute.


I give Mr. D nine months tops.  
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 02, 2005, 01:46:07 PM
I like it too ^^
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2005, 02:01:57 PM
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damn, you are so stupid and shallow, i can't believe you graduated from high school
I can't believe you have the brain mass to properly type on a keyboard. Life is fuckin confusing!
only for you, dooohh
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 02, 2005, 02:30:12 PM
Wow. You're so right.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 02, 2005, 07:32:50 PM
I know
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 02, 2005, 10:26:12 PM
See, dumb women never can sense when a man lies to them. :D
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2005, 01:02:18 PM
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I just suddenly felt like I was on Showcase Showdown.
In that case..., $6.00!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 03, 2005, 07:23:31 PM
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See, dumb women never can sense when a man lies to them. :D
you weren't lying. you are so dumb you lie to yourself about not lying. doh
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 04, 2005, 12:02:42 AM
Did I lie?
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 04, 2005, 08:18:06 AM
aalways
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 04, 2005, 12:23:12 PM
Never.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Faye Valentine on Nov 04, 2005, 03:54:51 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaalwaaaaaaaays
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Phagey on Nov 04, 2005, 06:18:00 PM
Would you two crones get a room already?

I mean seriously, I half expect if you two ever met you'd end up having a rabid hate sex session.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 04, 2005, 07:24:01 PM
Only if it's a threesome. And no, not you, E.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Phagey on Nov 04, 2005, 07:30:08 PM
REJECTED!
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 04, 2005, 10:40:11 PM
Served.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2005, 10:44:29 PM
Why did E even come up?
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: B E C K on Nov 04, 2005, 10:44:48 PM
In this thread, I mean.  Blah.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 04, 2005, 10:53:56 PM
Well...YOU just mentioned him...
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 04, 2005, 11:09:29 PM
That and you know he wants to pound me and Faye.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 04, 2005, 11:34:25 PM
....Did someone molest you while you were trick or treating and forget to put your brain back in when they skull-fucked you?
Faye maybe with the "pounding". You? There is no phrase to describe how "NO" that is.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 05, 2005, 12:05:14 AM
:(  
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Phagey on Nov 05, 2005, 12:39:00 AM
See, I personally would rather do Tom than Faye.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 05, 2005, 12:59:33 AM
That makes me happy. Though would you do E over me. That's the true question.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Phagey on Nov 05, 2005, 01:47:25 AM
Nah. E's one of my best friends, it'd get too weird.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 05, 2005, 02:58:33 AM
Well don't worry. Most Gay wouldn't do Faye... she's tainted.
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 05, 2005, 01:14:29 PM
So what does that make you?
Title: I just escaped from prison
Post by: tomduo on Nov 05, 2005, 02:40:20 PM
Um, Man Candy? You're Emu Candy!