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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bitch on Oct 25, 2005, 06:26:02 PM

Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Bitch on Oct 25, 2005, 06:26:02 PM
Come on, guess.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: joe on Oct 25, 2005, 06:30:44 PM
...chicken butt?
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Bitch on Oct 25, 2005, 06:31:18 PM
Right! Now guess what else.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Logged Out Nuriko on Oct 25, 2005, 06:55:34 PM
You have regular net access again?
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Bitch on Oct 25, 2005, 08:22:40 PM
Dingalingaling!  *gives nuri a cookie*

 
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 25, 2005, 09:55:26 PM
THE BITCH IS BACK!!!

.......Couldn't resist.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Rama on Oct 25, 2005, 10:35:44 PM
It's not you're pregant? That's what I was going to say.  
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: B E C K on Oct 26, 2005, 01:26:45 AM
Now is she was my cousin, that's what I would've thought.  Since she's not, I shall sit here silently relishing in my cookie.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Bitch on Oct 26, 2005, 07:23:51 AM
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It's not you're pregant? That's what I was going to say.
You're so mean. ;_;
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 26, 2005, 08:38:38 AM
It's Rama. He's mean.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Extra Zero on Oct 26, 2005, 10:39:26 AM
But no longer green!  *ducks*
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Bitch on Oct 26, 2005, 06:25:04 PM
Ba-dum-bum-TING!
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Rama on Oct 26, 2005, 10:49:55 PM
It wasn't easy being green.  
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 27, 2005, 09:01:40 AM
Oh you Kermit stealing bastard! YOU KIDNAPPED KERMIT AND FELT RAPED HIM, DIDN'T YOU RAMA?!?!?
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Rama on Oct 27, 2005, 05:05:56 PM
What can I say....I stick to my own kind.  
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 29, 2005, 09:18:16 AM
You mean you sitck it TO YOUR OWN KIND! YOU FELT RAPIST!!! What's next? Going to kidnap ELMO AND SODOMIZE HIM? YOU BASTARD!
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Bitch on Oct 29, 2005, 09:44:44 AM
Elmo needs to be sodomized.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Guest on Oct 29, 2005, 02:50:03 PM
I can do it!

wb Bitchy!
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Bitch on Oct 29, 2005, 03:01:37 PM
I'll thank you as soon as I know who you are. oO
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Guest on Oct 29, 2005, 03:05:33 PM
HURRICANE TOM!

School computers suck, though I wanna know why the library has net, and I don't...
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Rama on Oct 30, 2005, 01:21:07 AM
Maybe because institutes of learning take president over guys in desperate need of a pr0n fix.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Oct 30, 2005, 09:30:30 AM
Precedent.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Guest on Oct 30, 2005, 02:40:18 PM
I fucking love pr0n.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Rama on Oct 31, 2005, 02:25:03 AM
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Precedent.
Well I used the wrong word but at least I spelt it right.  :lol:  
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Guest on Oct 31, 2005, 02:42:34 PM
Dubya loves you.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Bernie on Oct 31, 2005, 04:37:21 PM
That's pr0n right there.  :x  
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Faye Valentino on Oct 31, 2005, 11:58:19 PM
That'd be a GREAT pr0n.

Starring Labia Bush, Cunnilingus Rice, Hairymuff Meyers, and Dick Cheney.

I didn't need to change his name.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 01, 2005, 11:02:42 PM
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Elmo needs to be sodomized.
Seconded.  If no one steps up, I guess I'll do it when my sock-puppet strap-on arrives.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2005, 02:59:36 AM
Man Strap on Sock Puppet just isn't the same now that Jim Henson isn't voicing him.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 02, 2005, 04:54:33 AM
Anyone remember the sock-puppet pr0n that The Man Show did years back?  God that shit was funny...and gross...but mostly funny.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: tomduo on Nov 02, 2005, 01:13:47 PM
That's why Jimmy Kimmel's ABC show sucks, and Carolla's late night show sucks. NO SOCK PUPPET PORN!

...so fuckin gay.
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: Rama on Nov 02, 2005, 11:59:12 PM
I didn't even think that Carolla's show had a live audinece till I heard them laugh at Steve-O of Jackass fame when he was drunk as hell on the show. They never laughed up till then.  
Title: Hey, uh, guess what?
Post by: B E C K on Nov 03, 2005, 12:50:43 PM
Jimmy Kimmel at least made me laugh once or twice.  Adam Carolla's show is just sad, sad, sad.  Steve Colbert's show... eh from the first episode, most parts were really hit or miss.

And did anyone see the Daily Show yesterday?  Did they actually reuse that gas gag from a previous ep?