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Title: The Boondocks
Post by: B E C K on Oct 21, 2005, 10:30:55 PM
Is anyone else already annoyed by it?  Just from the previews and the AS plug.  "Because nothing's funnier than the truth something something..."  Not that I'm not gonna give it a chance, but let's just say it's already working itself out of the dirt where I'm concerned.
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: Faye Valentino on Oct 21, 2005, 11:27:16 PM
I still haven't seen it. I fucking suck.
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Post by: Rama on Oct 22, 2005, 02:15:36 AM
One preview made me laugh...the one where he says HO and his Grandpa beat him while he was driving. I guess I can relate to that, since that happened to me before to.  But the other promo isn't really that funny.  
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: blanktoe on Oct 23, 2005, 08:23:33 PM
Aaron McGruder is a fucking retard most of the time but I'll give his little show a chance. I wish they would recast Huey's voice though. Regina King just doesn't sound liek a little boy.
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: Max Con on Oct 23, 2005, 09:54:40 PM
Boondocks?


more like


stupid retarded show/comic that should die
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Post by: The D on Nov 05, 2005, 09:28:02 PM
I don't even need to see the show to know it will suck. I saw pictures of it in a paper... it looks like an anime! Thugs cannot be animeish! It doesn't even remotely look like the comic!

WTF.... seriously... WHAT.THE.FUCK.

The creators need to be shot.



BTW, this picture doesn't begin to show how screwed up it is.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 05, 2005, 11:27:08 PM
I think it will probably do well, since white america's guilt about the past gives them the desire to imitate black people to show them they like them. This goes to extraordinary lengths, where the worst aspects of black culture are celebrated. (Rap, Thugs, Puffy, Slang, Rascism on Whites and Koreans, blaming others for their suffering).

Plus wtf is with all the black dudes doing white chicks pr0n? I've asked people who like it, and I get "Black Dudes are fucking hung." Is it wrong I watch pr0n for the woman, and not to see a big black cock? But then I've seen big white cocks too. It confuses me, and makes me wonder if it's just gay pr0n in disguise.
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Post by: IDE on Nov 06, 2005, 05:18:38 PM
I also think this show sucks based on the previews but I too will give it a chance.  

I love watching a monster cock nail a chick no matter what color it is. If that means I'm gay then let's all take our tops off and listen to Keoki while I flip the lights on and off.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 06, 2005, 06:02:45 PM
You love watching cock? That is quite gay. You should talk to Phagey.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 06, 2005, 11:27:47 PM
Ha ha, I saw Boondocks 2-night.  What a fucking mistake.  That sucked long and hard.  [Insert joke about someone here.]
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Post by: Phagey on Nov 07, 2005, 01:27:25 AM
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You love watching cock? That is quite gay. You should talk to Phagey.
But IDE already talks to me.

*Waves at IDE*
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 07, 2005, 01:44:08 AM
YAY! GAY LOVE CONNECTION!

Now to get D and E together...
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Post by: Phagey on Nov 07, 2005, 02:24:33 AM
IDE's straighter than a straight line thingy.

I know him from some other boards.
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Post by: Max Con on Nov 07, 2005, 02:39:18 AM
I thought it was Spotted Sea Cow for a split second.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Nov 07, 2005, 08:56:46 AM
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YAY! GAY LOVE CONNECTION!

Now to get D and E together...
.....If I ever meet you I'm going to set your face on fire.
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 07, 2005, 09:19:15 AM
I tried, but I just can't see Grandad sucking up to a rich white guy.  :huh:   The strip is funny when it points out the elephant in the room.

Favorite Boondocks strip (http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=17105)

IDE's sig picture -  :wub:  
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Post by: joe on Nov 07, 2005, 09:41:44 AM
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.....If I ever meet you I'm going to set your face on fire.
...with his syphilitic man-cream. Hahaha...
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 07, 2005, 10:39:16 AM
I don't know what kinda burn that was...  Omega burn, prehaps?
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 07, 2005, 01:00:06 PM
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.....If I ever meet you I'm going to set your face on fire.
...with his syphilitic man-cream. Hahaha...
OH GOD NO! KEEP IT AWAY!

Give it to Faye, it'll complete her collection!
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Post by: IDE on Nov 07, 2005, 06:08:55 PM
I'm only gay online.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 07, 2005, 06:55:16 PM
Boondocks are being petitioned by black people cuz there are uses of Nigger.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 07, 2005, 09:57:38 PM
In the Boondocks' defense, these people obviously aren't aware of the language on BET...
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 07, 2005, 10:00:00 PM
Or MTV.

Fuck nigga culture. The black panthers need to come around and kill all the gangs and the rappers. They could stand up to some white civilians, but when it comes to defending their own culture, they do shit.
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 08, 2005, 10:59:18 AM
(http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/putdowns/niggaplease.jpg)
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 12:28:20 PM
Yeah, if they want to attack the usage of the word, there are far bigger fish to fry than CN.
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 08, 2005, 12:47:55 PM
But they made family guy popular again!
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Post by: Sam on Nov 08, 2005, 12:51:50 PM
And for that they should never be forgiven
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 08, 2005, 02:03:33 PM
Showing Gigantor after Big O in the mornings redeems many sins. :D  
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Post by: Max Con on Nov 08, 2005, 03:03:24 PM
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And for that they should never be forgiven
http://youlose.ytmnd.com/ (http://youlose.ytmnd.com/)
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 08, 2005, 08:16:36 PM
I tried watching Gigantor.  The little boy's eyes look evil!
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Post by: Rama on Nov 09, 2005, 06:14:37 AM
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Showing Gigantor after Big O in the mornings redeems many sins. :D
Hells yeah! the opening theme is enough to keep me in my seat for half an hour.

Gigantor! Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiigantoooooooooooor!  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 09, 2005, 12:45:54 PM
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I tried watching Gigantor.  The little boy's eyes look evil!
Yet you LOOOOVVVVEEEEEDDDD Kikander...
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 10, 2005, 11:03:53 AM
It looks evilerer!  It does!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Nov 10, 2005, 11:38:48 AM
Totally black eyes with double white pupils.  Blood has backed up in his eyeballs because he wears a shirt & tie all the time, even when he's sleeping.  If he ever turns upside down, that's going to be one messy episode.  
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Post by: blanktoe on Nov 13, 2005, 02:46:12 PM
The Boondocks is shit. fuck Aaron McGruder.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 13, 2005, 05:34:45 PM
And how!
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Post by: Rama on Nov 14, 2005, 09:35:31 AM
Watching  AS on Sundays now is more like watching the "Racsim is funny hour.". And I already get that when I watch the Lawerence Welk show.
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 14, 2005, 10:00:41 AM
God...after seeing that show, I must declare it's really a waste of animation.  And Adam West?  Why the fuck was he on the show?!  Was it to get me to watch...what?  Waste of voice talent too...
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Post by: tomduo on Nov 14, 2005, 12:19:11 PM
Why is it that the kids look like white kids painted black?
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Post by: IDE on Nov 14, 2005, 12:23:58 PM
I still haven't seen this show but from the reaction and the previews I'm guessing CN has missed their target demographic of white college students who are members of the protocultre.
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Post by: B E C K on Nov 14, 2005, 01:03:09 PM
Racism just isn't funny when you make an entire show out of it.  Small doses.  Small doses.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 14, 2005, 01:23:25 PM
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Why is it that the kids look like white kids painted black?
Because one of their parents was actually white and their Grand-dad never told them...  This becomes a startling revelation as they both find guns in their mouths one cold and lonely Christmas Eve as they declare they were both living a lie.
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 14, 2005, 01:25:04 PM
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Racism just isn't funny when you make an entire show out of it.  Small doses.  Small doses.
I don't know, Mind of Mencia is pretty funny...  Then again, Mind of Mencia likes to make fun of EVERYONE...you don't feel alienated watching it.  The Boondocks biggest flaw is that doesn't appeal to a broad audience and there's very little you can relate to if you aren't black and angry.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 14, 2005, 02:57:49 PM
I watched it the Saturday ep yesterday...all I saw was "nigger" this and "nigger" that. I can go to the local poolhall and hear better from real-life angry, foul-mouthed, and thoroughly black people.
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: B E C K on Nov 15, 2005, 12:12:43 AM
I've only seen one ep of Mind of Mencia, and he got laughs from other stuff besides race jokes.  The guy has this goofy, fun personality.  Those people in the Boondocks are just pissed off, mean, and grouchy.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Nov 15, 2005, 02:01:45 AM
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there's very little you can relate to if you aren't black and angry.
That's what I said.
Title: The Boondocks
Post by: tomduo on Nov 15, 2005, 12:02:11 PM
Black people always angry. 99% of the time, it's nothing.

On the one time when a black dude is actually discriminated against, it sets everything back.