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Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2004, 12:32:25 AM
It kinda looks lame-o to me.  I has my lovely Angelina sporting a bitching eye-patch but it also has icky grody Gwyneth.  So I'm thinking the two cancel each other out and I'm still left with a lame-o movie.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 02, 2004, 01:08:33 AM
I've been waiting almost a whole damn year to see that movie. You shouldn't go see Nuriko. According to what I've read Jolie is barely in it.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: Max Con on Sep 02, 2004, 01:20:12 AM
The color sucks.
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Post by: The D on Sep 02, 2004, 12:45:15 PM
It isn't the color I worry about. The whole damn CG of the movie sucks. It looks so artifical half the time (at least in the commericals).


I'm suprised nuri hasn't gone and seen the Yugioh movie that came out.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 02, 2004, 07:27:52 PM
that movie is gonna be a failure.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 02, 2004, 07:50:56 PM
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!!
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Sep 02, 2004, 08:41:17 PM
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It isn't the color I worry about. The whole damn CG of the movie sucks. It looks so artifical half the time (at least in the commericals).


I'm suprised nuri hasn't gone and seen the Yugioh movie that came out.
maybe she has.  nuri, have you seen the new yugioh movie yet?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Sep 02, 2004, 08:58:34 PM
I like what they're trying to do much like I liked what Lucas was trying to do with Jar Jar or square was trying to do with Final Fantasy.  Like the other two examples however I believe this movie totally fails in it's execution.  Unfortunately people will only see this as a failure of the technological attemp rather than just a badly told story.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 02, 2004, 09:16:44 PM
So Cho- uh, aDam, what did you think of The Spirits Within overall?  :huh:  
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Sep 02, 2004, 10:29:26 PM
From the promotional material they showed us such limited stuff that I really though the movie itself would be photorealistic to the point where I was ultimately dissapointed with teh movie froma stricltly esthetic point of view which sucks because that's all it had going for it what with the sucky story and stuff.

I thought the humoans didn't look real and moved unnaturally and theirlips didn't move right at all.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 02, 2004, 10:40:08 PM
I love the lack of punctuation, it makes your posts easier to understand.  You are as a god.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2004, 12:03:19 AM
I will probably never see the Yu-gi-oh! movie, unless it debuts on TV and I'm home to see it.  I find if it's not part of the manga-based storyline, I'm not interested in it.  (Such as the Yu-gi-oh filler with Noa, the upcoming Doom Saga, or the Kaiba Grand Prix.)  That movie is a completely American thing.  No thank you.

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So Cho- uh, aDam, what did you think of The Spirits Within overall?
You mean Starship Troopers: the Spirits Within?  :lol:  God, that movie was such a disappointment.  Where was my goddamn chocobo?  One chocobo, that's all Nuri wanted.  They could've fucked the Moogle and I still would've been happy.
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 03, 2004, 12:08:39 AM
There were chocobos in Starship Troopers? FTW?
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2004, 12:25:48 AM
The Starship Troopers thing was a joke.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Sep 03, 2004, 04:33:57 PM
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I love the lack of punctuation, it makes your posts easier to understand.  You are as a god.
Yeah... lots of typos too.  I must have been doing something when I wrote that because it's a weak sauce post.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: Fiero on Sep 03, 2004, 09:47:17 PM
Weak sauce?  That sounds like a cumshot after you've masterbated twelve times already.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 03, 2004, 09:57:14 PM
:lol:  :insert pukey face here:
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Post by: The D on Sep 03, 2004, 11:07:18 PM
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That movie is a completely American thing. No thank you.

You're fucking kidding me! You mean the japanese creators of Yugioh had nothing to do with the movie?

Shit, I'm starting to hate people americanizing anime almost as much as I hate terrorists.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Sep 04, 2004, 01:04:34 AM
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Weak sauce?  That sounds like a cumshot after you've masterbated twelve times already.
Wow.  That's some seriously weak sauce right there.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 07, 2004, 12:45:49 AM
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That movie is a completely American thing. No thank you.

You're fucking kidding me! You mean the japanese creators of Yugioh had nothing to do with the movie?

Shit, I'm starting to hate people americanizing anime almost as much as I hate terrorists.
Stop Bush.





I'm sure it ties back to him somehow.   :lol:  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 07, 2004, 01:37:00 AM
<------------sadly missed movie.
:(


Woe is me, for I saw AVP instead. I had to settle for a non-sarcastically entertaining movie.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: tomduo on Sep 07, 2004, 07:44:41 AM
'Hero' was better.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 09:54:55 AM
AVP sucked, not enough fighting, too much focusing on the pussy humans running away.

The pyramid was cool, though.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 07, 2004, 10:21:51 AM
I have to see the Yu-Gi-Oh movie now - I found out Pegasus is in it!  :D

Nuri, wait for "Alexander" in November if you want a good Angelina movie.  The stills of her are breathtaking.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 10:46:51 AM
They made stils out of her?  That's gonna be some sweet alkeehawl.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 07, 2004, 01:58:25 PM
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AVP sucked, not enough fighting, too much focusing on the pussy humans running away.

The pyramid was cool, though.
yo AvP was amazing!! except the last 1/4 of the movie :-/
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: blanktoe on Sep 07, 2004, 02:33:34 PM
Amazing?!! The movie was called Alien vs Predator. Not Alien vs some stupid people vs Predator!!! I hate you 20th Century FOX!!!
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 03:54:03 PM
It fucking sucked.  I don't care about some bitch wanting to get it on with a fucking Predator.  At least they left it open for a sequel where no humans are involved.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 07, 2004, 08:27:52 PM
i almost threw up when i saw the girl and predator walking together
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Post by: ekerou etaou on Sep 07, 2004, 08:29:52 PM
this makes me glad i haven't seen it.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 07, 2004, 10:34:49 PM
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i almost threw up when i saw the girl and predator walking together
You just fucking said it was amazing . . .ftw?

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this makes me glad i haven't seen it.

See it, but wait for the cheap movies.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 07, 2004, 11:07:53 PM
She did say she didnt like the ending.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 07, 2004, 11:56:31 PM
exactly, i said i didnt like the last 1/4 of it, in which you can see predator becoming friends with that girl. it was so bad, i almost thought they were gonna hook up when he took off his mask.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2004, 07:37:38 PM
I was kind of hoping they'd try to kiss or have sex.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: B E C K on Sep 08, 2004, 07:41:59 PM
The girl and the predator hooked up?  Wha?



Doesn't Alexander have that bitchy ' Colon' Farrell in it?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 08, 2004, 10:28:24 PM
nono they didnt, but in one scene it looked like they almost did
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Post by: The D on Sep 08, 2004, 10:29:26 PM
I figured out the explination for the old fashioned shitty graphics.

One, there's no sound stages, no props, no buildings. Only a blue room. every location, every building, even the chairs and cups, are all cg. Everything in the movie is CG, Spirits Within style. Except the actors.

That, and the movie is an indie film with like a $20 million budget.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: tomduo on Sep 08, 2004, 11:32:43 PM
I wish AvP woulda had a hot Pred/White Chick scene. It could dominate the porno world much like Gonzo Porn has.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2004, 12:13:48 AM
G-Gonzo?  That isn't what I think it is, is it?   :blink:  
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 09, 2004, 12:24:42 AM
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G-Gonzo?  That isn't what I think it is, is it?   :blink:
It's when there is no script, no condoms, and the camera work is shakey, and amatuerish. I like story in my pr0n.

Im downloading the first porno shot in zero gravity. ^_^
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: Fiero on Sep 09, 2004, 07:19:38 AM
Shit, Nuri, I was just as scared as you.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 09, 2004, 10:15:17 AM
^_^
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 09, 2004, 01:14:35 PM
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Doesn't Alexander have that bitchy ' Colon' Farrell in it?

Yeah, but better this version than the next one with Leonardo DiCrapio.  Besides, Jared Leto as Hephaestion will make up for a lot.   ;)  
 
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2004, 01:24:43 PM
Jared!  I used to love Jared.


And good God Tom, I was picturing horrible things with the muppet!  
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 09, 2004, 01:25:16 PM
So was I when I first heard the term...
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Post by: The D on Sep 11, 2004, 10:22:46 PM
Oh, and my last post, I was talking about Sky Captain, not AvP. SkyCaptain is the indie film with the entire thing, except the actors, being CG.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: tomduo on Sep 11, 2004, 10:27:30 PM
I would never see it outside of it being on TBS on a sunday afternoon.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 12, 2004, 01:12:13 AM
:angry: Stop talking about this fucking movie!
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 12, 2004, 01:26:26 AM
Seriously.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 12, 2004, 08:15:36 AM
Elisha Cuthbert is really fucking hot.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 12, 2004, 11:49:51 AM
She is, but not enough to make me see this. Carmella D'Caesare... now get her in a movie, and we'll talk.
Title: Is anyone gonna see 'Sky Captain
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 12, 2004, 04:59:15 PM
Hell, you could put anything in a "vs. Alien" format and I'd probably love it.
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 13, 2004, 08:33:49 AM
Pee Wee vs. Alien
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Post by: Merla on Sep 13, 2004, 08:44:50 AM
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I was kind of hoping they'd try to kiss or have sex.
WHAT?!?!  They almost hook up?!?!  That is so messed up.  :o   How the heck could they kiss?!?!? The predator doesn't even have any lips!!!  He's got this werid mouth with a bunch of teeth!  As for the sex I think the predator would be too much for a human female to stand and she would get torn apart or something unless he really held back.  :blink:  
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 13, 2004, 09:03:34 AM
Well, I did want the bitch to die, so that'd be a-okay with me.  I liked the dorky guy more.

On a side note.  The girl with the short hair, when they made the jokes about guns=condoms, I couldn't help but laugh.  There's no way that girl gets dick, she's a dyke all the way.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 13, 2004, 09:59:09 AM
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Jared! I used to love Jared.

Rrow! (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808402866&cf=pg&photoid=497937&intl=us)


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And good God Tom, I was picturing horrible things with the muppet!

I saw a Hustler cartoon once with a Smurf doing Strawberry Shortcake doggie style & considered gouging my eyes out for a moment.  :blink:
 
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 13, 2004, 11:36:44 AM
He's a bit attractive.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 13, 2004, 04:22:37 PM
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Jared! I used to love Jared.

Rrow! (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808402866&cf=pg&photoid=497937&intl=us)


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And good God Tom, I was picturing horrible things with the muppet!

I saw a Hustler cartoon once with a Smurf doing Strawberry Shortcake doggie style & considered gouging my eyes out for a moment.  :blink:
That's nothing. Remember the Lulu pr0n I posted way before?
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Post by: Merla on Sep 13, 2004, 06:01:20 PM
Okay this is really messed up but I have a confession to make.  You guys are gonna think that I am one sick puppy but I have been thinking all day about a predator and a human chick fucking and getting aroused strangly enough.  
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 13, 2004, 06:14:45 PM
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Okay this is really messed up but I have a confession to make.  You guys are gonna think that I am one sick puppy but I have been thinking all day about a predator and a human chick fucking and getting aroused strangly enough.
You're not sick. You just need to get a hobby.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 13, 2004, 06:41:18 PM
there are probably images of that somewhere...
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 13, 2004, 11:52:50 PM
I know I already said this to you but "Merla you sick fuck".  And tom's probably right...
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Post by: Merla on Sep 15, 2004, 01:52:24 PM
:lol:   I can't get the image out of my head.  I am still thinking about it.  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 15, 2004, 02:40:49 PM
The idea of images don't scare me nearly as much as the realization that there's probably a big honkin' page of fanfiction somewhere.  :P  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 15, 2004, 03:06:39 PM
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I wish AvP woulda had a hot Pred/White Chick scene. It could dominate the porno world much like Gonzo Porn has.
FINALLY i remember who Gonzo is!
yesterday i was drinking with some friends, and one of the guys was remembering what did he has to do as a pledge and he said something like "yah i had to do the gonzo thing" and i was like gonzo? what? and he said"well u remember the muppets?" me: yeah, him"gonzo was the blue one with the long nose" me:"huh?" him" well, we had to stay in our heads with the feet up in the air, NAKED, hile they threw us snowballoons, and our dick and balls would look like Gonzo" and THEN i remembered <_<  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 15, 2004, 03:12:35 PM
And your dad thinks he's paying for a classroom education.   ^_^  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 15, 2004, 03:32:38 PM
right now im on vacations:-D

i wont be able to look at gonzo in the same way that i did before:'(
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 17, 2004, 03:59:45 PM
SKY Captain and the World of Tomorrow is LAME! Save your money!!!

I repeat

SKY Captain and the World of Tomorrow is LAME! Save your money!!!


that ia all.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 17, 2004, 06:57:28 PM
For reference, Toe, did you like Kill Bill vol. 1?
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 17, 2004, 07:00:34 PM
I sure did.
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 17, 2004, 07:45:58 PM
I sure did.  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2004, 10:46:12 PM
Spoilers!  Details!  How much Angelina is actually in it?
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 17, 2004, 11:18:00 PM
I take back my earlier statement. it wasnt that bad. I thought the first half hour was kinda boring though. I like Jude Law but I didnt like him in this movie. I mean he played like it was meant to but I just didnt care about him. Gwenyth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie were bot good though. Gwyneth Paltrow plays Polly Perkins. She kind of a cross between Lois Lane and Peter Parker. She was always in trouble but most of the time she got herself out it without the help of the hero. Angelina plays Frankie Cross. She's a cooler female version of Sky Captain. She's only in 2 scenes but she totally owns both of them.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2004, 11:29:28 PM
Two scenes!  Boo!  I'll wait for the DVD, borrow it from someone, and then just watch those two scenes.