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Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: The D on Sep 21, 2005, 09:29:21 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BERNIE, RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: The D on Sep 21, 2005, 10:13:25 PM
I failed that hard for not noticing the other thread. Not my fault it didn't mention the hurricane in the title.
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 22, 2005, 08:59:34 AM
Dumbass, You are a dumbass.
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 22, 2005, 11:44:33 AM
That is almost as big as my balls.

*looks down*

Nah, they are bigger. ^_^
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 22, 2005, 12:31:28 PM
That's your gut, not your balls.
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 22, 2005, 01:03:13 PM
I may be a dick for saying this, but the fact that Rita's bearing down on Texas pales in comparison to the smelly threat bearing down on Frisco, TX, this weekend...:P
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 22, 2005, 07:16:36 PM
Quote
That's your gut, not your balls.
I'll have you kiss either. ;)
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2005, 11:15:59 PM
Frisco?
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 23, 2005, 12:18:02 AM
Is that where all the gays who are too gay to live in San Fransisco go?
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: The D on Sep 23, 2005, 10:43:29 PM
Three levys in New Orleans broke... again!

comedy gold! Unless they make them 100 times better, it will keep on happening.
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2005, 01:02:36 AM
Great idea!  We'll just get Merlin to conjure some up out of his ass.
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rama on Sep 25, 2005, 04:50:10 AM
Wow...do you really think he can do that? That guy is badass!  
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2005, 10:39:23 PM
Merlin can do anything.  Especially when portrayed by "Dead Calm" "Jurassic Park" actor Sam Neill.
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rama on Sep 26, 2005, 04:29:38 AM
Ha Ha....I saw that on TV the other night, but ever time I lingered on it I got groans of compliants from the rest of the room. LOL!  
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Fiero on Sep 26, 2005, 12:42:05 PM
That's why you should watch TV alone, in a dark closet like I used to do when my mother would hide the tv in the closet.
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rama on Sep 27, 2005, 01:19:32 AM
Sigh....if only they put outlets in closets.  
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2005, 10:29:35 AM
Hello, extension cord?
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rama on Sep 27, 2005, 10:40:42 PM
But then you can't close the door! Damn this shag carpet! Damn it to hell!!!!!!!
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2005, 12:21:58 PM
Run it under the carpet.  If that's not possible, there must be a gap somewhere that you can use.  Think man, think.
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rama on Sep 30, 2005, 10:01:55 AM
Well I could drill a hole through the door......
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Merla on Sep 30, 2005, 12:54:19 PM
Or punch a hole through the wall....  Okay maybe not.  <_<  
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rama on Oct 07, 2005, 03:03:36 PM
That's actually how I put a phone line in my room for my computer when I was in High school. It was suppose to be a nice neat hole, but ehhhhhhhh I just said screw it and stuck a screw driver through the drywall. It was in the back of the closet, no one would ever know. And they never did.....Until now. You must all keep my secert.  
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Oct 07, 2005, 03:05:21 PM
All the better to download pr0n with, yes?
Title: Rita is a Cat 5
Post by: Rama on Oct 07, 2005, 03:07:36 PM
*Sigh* If only I had the internet when I had the drive and energy to spank off daily, but alas no. Like a true Geek it was to play a RPG called Legend of Red Dragon on a local free network.