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Title: Nentendo Revolution controller
Post by: The D on Sep 15, 2005, 11:34:03 PM: The sound you hear in the background is thousands of Nentendo fans commiting suicide.

Alas, Miyamoto, you were once one of the greatest men alive. I would erect a 100foot statue of you. But now, you are like George Lucas: evil, self-centered, stupid, and a furry. And you suck cock.

Thanks for dooming Nentendo.
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 15, 2005, 11:51:27 PM: That cannot be it.
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 16, 2005, 02:52:30 AM: But it is.

It will either be incredibly awesome, or spell doom for Nintendo.

I'm leaning towards doom.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 16, 2005, 03:09:51 AM: It kicks ass. Fuck all the naysayers.
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 16, 2005, 03:34:07 AM: I'm praying you're right.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 16, 2005, 07:35:44 AM: IT'S A GOD DAMN TV REMOTE.
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Post by: Merla on Sep 16, 2005, 08:05:23 AM: Huh? What? I don't get it. That's ugly and non-functional as a controller. And since when does Shigeru Miyamoto design any of the hardware? I thought he only designed the actual games. I demand you cite your sources.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 16, 2005, 09:58:38 AM: Regardless of who designed it, Itwata (their president) should be shot just for allowing it. Theres' no way it will work well or even work at all with alot of games like fighters or platformers... They needed to go with something a bit more conventional, considering they're trying to compete agian. This will be far too radical for casual gamers to even consider and it will be over-looked, just like the Dreamcast--regardless of how good it is.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 16, 2005, 01:10:31 PM: That's beyond awkward. I sent it to Eddie - his opinion, as someone with nerve damage in his fingers from playing bagpipes, is that it will probably fuck up a lot of people's hands. :mellow:
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 16, 2005, 03:34:18 PM: It's got attachments, but I wouldn't fret. Third parties will make normal controllers for it, but after reading about it, I think this is what Video Games need. X-Box is basically sticking to the same damn thing, and Sony is doing nothing more than upping their graphics. Nintendo is calling this thing the revolution for a reason, and the change of the basic controller to allow more interactivity between game and person... it's just what we need.

Plus, with the joystick attachment, it looks to rock outloud.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 16, 2005, 03:52:24 PM: it looks like a damn dildo
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Post by: blanktoe on Sep 16, 2005, 07:21:52 PM: I don't care what you niggas say, I love it.
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 16, 2005, 09:03:38 PM: http://cube.ign.com/articles/651/651559p1.html (http://cube.ign.com/articles/651/651559p1.html)
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 16, 2005, 09:16:45 PM: If you flip it sideways it reminds me of the original NES control....the setup of buttons.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 17, 2005, 08:21:57 AM: Oo i miss that one! so dangerous tho, you could break someone's head with it, it was like a little brick of powet!
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2005, 10:44:14 AM: "And I'll form.... the head!!"
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 17, 2005, 11:37:22 AM: How Revolutionary! So many complaints and they still refuse to fix the button layout but hey, they *did* add a second shoulder button and fix the C-stick.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 17, 2005, 11:42:27 AM: SEE now that looks a little better. Still weird though.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2005, 01:51:53 PM: I don't think it's an actual picture, just a speculation. (It's from that article linked earlier in the thread.) Still funny though....
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Post by: The D on Sep 17, 2005, 02:11:35 PM: Would have liked this better.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 17, 2005, 03:46:40 PM: Now what is that fine piece of machinery right there?!?
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 18, 2005, 04:45:43 PM: Quote
"And I'll form.... the head!!"
Didja not read, IGN photoshopped that. That isn't the official cradle.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 18, 2005, 09:47:47 PM: Didja not read my last fucking post. Fucker.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 19, 2005, 07:56:30 AM: It's okay Nuri. He's calling himself Valentino. He's obviously retarded.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 19, 2005, 11:36:29 AM: To be fair, no matter what he calls himself, he's obviously retarded.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2005, 11:37:38 AM: Nuri should ban him!
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 19, 2005, 12:18:25 PM: I think it was obvious from my post that, no, I did not.

Now who looks like an idiot? Me. :(
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2005, 02:17:01 PM: Yeah, and you look like a douche bag too :)
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 19, 2005, 07:30:34 PM: Kerzing.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 20, 2005, 12:10:09 PM: Quote
Yeah, and you look like a douche bag too :)
And you smell like one, too. Hyuck hyuck! Yeah!

What?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2005, 03:48:13 PM: i smell like apples
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 20, 2005, 04:25:45 PM: Well that's just kinky.
Granny smith or Fuji apples?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2005, 06:07:20 PM: Washington apples
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 20, 2005, 07:10:02 PM: ....Aren't you from Brazil or something though?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2005, 08:56:35 PM: PERU! Peru, damnit! :angry:
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 20, 2005, 09:06:51 PM: All the same.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 21, 2005, 08:48:34 AM: Really.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2005, 01:53:57 PM: fuck off, you are speaking like a red neck, goddamn
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2005, 12:36:59 AM: Well since I only have Zero's impression to go by, I thought he did.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 23, 2005, 09:10:38 AM: I'll probably have one ready for Christmas when the Xbox 360 comes out.. Either that or I'll just phone in "Hey'all, this 'ere's the Macks Chaun! And this Christler, I'mah real powerful excited, cause I'mah gettin Nindedy-dogs fer mah Neen-ten-dough Dee Essssss!"
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 23, 2005, 11:24:25 AM: Quote
fuck off, you are speaking like a red neck, goddamn
Speaking redneck is something like this, you wacky Venezuelan!

"YEHAA MOMMA! YOU SHOULD PUT YER PANTIES ON, I DON'T THINK MA SISTER SHOULD BE ACTING THIS WAY! HYUCK!"

*looses a tooth* OH NO! MAI TEEFUS!!!
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 23, 2005, 01:13:53 PM: It has regular ports for Gamecube controllers, dipshits. Although I was laughing over the idea of them recreating the CD-I remote control and finally making a remake of Link and Zelda :D
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Post by: Merla on Sep 23, 2005, 02:16:19 PM: (http://a.abcnews.com/images/Business/TOK10209160647.jpeg)

:lol: :lol: :lol: So ugly!!!

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Iwata said "We thought about how everyone in the family uses the TV remote, but some people don't want to even touch the game controller."

I don't see how this design is going to convert non-gamers into gamers. You either want to play video games or you don't.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 23, 2005, 03:31:46 PM: Quote
It has regular ports for Gamecube controllers, dipshits. Although I was laughing over the idea of them recreating the CD-I remote control and finally making a remake of Link and Zelda :D
"I'm SOOO hungry I could eat a WHOLE Ocktorok!"
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Post by: Max Con on Sep 23, 2005, 04:42:07 PM: Quote
It has regular ports for Gamecube controllers, dipshits.
Which will only work for Gamecube and possibly prior games.

Point?