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Title: Greatest American
Post by: The D on Sep 13, 2005, 10:44:57 PM

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/great...stamerican.html (http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/greatestamerican/greatestamerican.html)

Discovery Channel did this show a while back where people voted for the greatest american ever.

I'm seriously debating Ronald Reagan winning the vote and being proclaimed the Greatest American, I'd pick someone like Jefferson, or Franklin, or MLK, or Lincoln, Washington, JFK....

But what really is fucking with my head is the fact that Dubya got NUMBER SIX.

Was the majority of the voters in the bible belt or something? If that's the case, one Cat5 hurricane isn't enough! We need more to clean that area!

Title: Greatest American
Post by: B E C K on Sep 13, 2005, 10:47:22 PM

FUCK.  FUCK THAT SHIT UP THE ASS!!!!!111  No fucking way.  Fuck the Discovery Channel.  With a fist or something.

Title: Greatest American
Post by: The D on Sep 13, 2005, 11:00:01 PM

And for those who don't want to wait for the flash to load... here's a pic


Billy Graham is 11? Yep... bible belt.

Title: Greatest American
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 14, 2005, 12:15:56 AM

That is so gay. FDR gets no love. He made this country strong and powerful when no one else did. Now everyone else is fucking it up.

BULLSHIT!

Title: Greatest American
Post by: Sam on Sep 14, 2005, 02:33:28 AM

What the fuck is Elvis doing on the list?

Title: Greatest American
Post by: Fiero on Sep 14, 2005, 07:41:27 AM

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What the fuck is Elvis doing on the list?

Well, the accusation about the bible belt would mean the south, Elvis is still one of the most listened to musicians in the rural south, and by old ladies.

Title: Greatest American
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 14, 2005, 12:48:51 PM

Im glad Puff Daddy isn't on the list, though.

Title: Greatest American
Post by: Sam on Sep 15, 2005, 01:10:22 AM

There should be far more scientists and authors, and far fewer polititians and entertainers on that list

Title: Greatest American
Post by: B E C K on Sep 15, 2005, 08:09:14 AM

Further proving my theory that scientists and authors need to wear more glitter.

Title: Greatest American
Post by: Rama on Sep 15, 2005, 09:23:39 AM

Had Stephen King wore more glitter he might not have got hit by that car.

Title: Greatest American
Post by: B E C K on Sep 15, 2005, 10:55:14 AM

I guess that might actually depend on who's driving though...

Title: Greatest American
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 15, 2005, 11:38:37 AM

Ray Charles wouldn't care. But it still wouldn't be a hate crime.