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Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 30, 2005, 09:24:15 AM
"Members celebrating a birthday today: None."
My ass!!!
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Bernie on Aug 30, 2005, 09:34:46 AM
:happybirthday:  :bernie: !!!

Go to your controls and list your birthday so you don't have this heartbreak next year.  :)  
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2005, 12:36:22 PM
happy b daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2005, 01:20:14 PM
Yeah, day birth, happy, thing, yes.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2005, 10:43:36 PM
Happy Birthday to you!  And to your ass, too! :happybirthday:
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Rama on Aug 31, 2005, 02:43:54 AM
Actually his ass was born a day before. He was breech. E's Ass was born at 11:59 and the rest of him popped out two mins later at 12:01.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 31, 2005, 07:52:08 AM
Oh your stunning wit once again strikes me at my core.
Go play Makai Kingdom!
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Rama on Aug 31, 2005, 10:37:12 AM
I always thought my wit was more ravishing then stunning.  
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 31, 2005, 03:14:35 PM
Didja eat Emu?
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Sam on Aug 31, 2005, 11:28:58 PM
Sorry, unless you're an attractive female I don't give a rat's ass.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2005, 12:21:49 AM
E could've been faking all these years.  The E actually stands for Eva....



...Longoria!  Think about it.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 01, 2005, 08:17:26 AM
God, that bitch is annoying.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2005, 09:57:43 AM
Yeah, I actually don't like her either.  She was just the first E-named actress I could come up with.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 01, 2005, 02:13:57 PM
Eva seems a little busy.  Maybe he's really Sheila E.  Don't think she has much to do these days.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 01, 2005, 02:33:18 PM
My best friend's birthday is August 30. As is Michael Chiklis'. And Robert Crumb's, and Mary Shelley's.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 01, 2005, 07:17:04 PM
Mary Shelley, the Frankenstein author?
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Merla on Sep 02, 2005, 08:28:10 AM
No some other famous Mary Shelley.  Yes the author!   :rolleyes:  Speaking of which I still have Frankenstein checked out from the Library and sittting on my shelf.  I've read only the preface.  Hopefully I can get to it after I finish reading Gavin De Becker's The Gift of Fear.  

BTW HAPPY BELATED DAY OF BIRTH EMMY!    :)
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2005, 01:09:51 PM
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Eva seems a little busy.  Maybe he's really Sheila E.  Don't think she has much to do these days.
Yeah, just a website where she and her drumkit  relive the glamourous life of the eighties.  Without love, I guess it ain't much.  Nope, it ain't much.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 02, 2005, 01:31:44 PM
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No some other famous Mary Shelley.  Yes the author!   :rolleyes:  Speaking of which I still have Frankenstein checked out from the Library and sittting on my shelf.  I've read only the preface.  Hopefully I can get to it after I finish reading Gavin De Becker's The Gift of Fear.  

BTW HAPPY BELATED DAY OF BIRTH EMMY!    :)
Frankenstein is so sad, I read it last term :'(
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2005, 02:45:06 PM
Yeah, it was especially heartbreaking when Frankenstein had to shoot Old Yeller, only to find that himself, Jack, and the other boys were finally being rescued from the island.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 03, 2005, 09:19:58 AM
And don't forget what they did to Christopher Robbin......
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 03, 2005, 09:23:04 AM
Yeah, who knew that White Supremacists would viciously rape him for being friends with Pooh-bear...
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 03, 2005, 08:36:57 PM
Little did they know that their "friendship" merely constituted of Pooh-bear brutally raping him because he thought Chris was a white supremacist.
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 03, 2005, 11:32:34 PM
See...that's an M. Night Shama...Shyama  (looks at back of Sixth Sense Box) Shyamalan twist right there!
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2005, 10:46:48 PM
Shama-lama-ding-dong!
Title: Why doesn't it say it's my birthday today?
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 04, 2005, 10:49:32 PM
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Yeah, it was especially heartbreaking when Frankenstein had to shoot Old Yeller, only to find that himself, Jack, and the other boys were finally being rescued from the island.
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: