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Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: The D on Aug 29, 2005, 09:23:27 PM
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*buys a Klan outfit from the local Klan memoribilia auctions*  :ph34r:  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Sam on Aug 29, 2005, 11:19:32 PM
He's really stretching his acting muscles, too.  He's playing...an MC trying to break in to the business.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2005, 11:24:01 PM
...with cancer!
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 30, 2005, 12:04:49 AM
...in his ass!
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 30, 2005, 07:35:39 AM
And his mother has no legs.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: merla on Aug 30, 2005, 07:37:58 AM
50? Who?  I'm kidding. I'm kidding.  I know he's a rapper but I have no idea what he looks like other than he's a black guy in his 20's.  I'd be damn if I could name anything he's done.  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Rama on Aug 30, 2005, 03:07:06 PM
Oh all black guys in their twenties look the same. You seen one....you've seen then all.  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Bernie on Aug 30, 2005, 03:12:32 PM
Toe should kidnap him and show up on set in his place.  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 30, 2005, 03:20:17 PM
50 Cent always looks like he has Downes Syndrome in his publicity photos...
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2005, 08:36:51 PM
He's the one with the hole in his cheek.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2005, 10:56:26 PM
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50 Cent always looks like he has Downes Syndrome in his publicity photos...
OHHHH... HIM!   :lol:  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 31, 2005, 03:17:32 PM
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...in his ass!
That's not the only thing in his ass...
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 31, 2005, 04:14:47 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about your dick's "current residence"...
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2005, 12:14:16 AM
I thought it already moved and he forgot to give us the new forwarding address.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 01, 2005, 08:18:13 AM
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Oh yeah, I forgot about your dick's "current residence"...
Again, constantly thinking about me fucking men...

I'm flattered!
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Rama on Sep 01, 2005, 09:38:55 AM
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He's really stretching his acting muscles, too.  He's playing...an MC trying to break in to the business.
I can see the writers sitting down with the script to 8 Mile and just crossing out Eminem's name and replacing it with 50 cent.......


Hell or maybe they could even do that with The Green Mile. 50 cent would make a prefect big black retard.  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2005, 09:56:02 AM
Or "The Green 8 Mile" about a retarded MC...
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 01, 2005, 02:19:19 PM
And the hit song "Sing For The Moment 'Cause You Gonna Fry".
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Rama on Sep 02, 2005, 09:46:09 AM
As long as he still grabs Tom Hank's crotch it's all good.  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 04, 2005, 10:56:48 PM
And Doug's opinions continue to mean nothing.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Sep 04, 2005, 10:59:51 PM
That's about par for the course...
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 04, 2005, 11:01:51 PM
Yeah, the course of stupid. Psh.

Hey, who's up for a round of DUMB golf?  :o

Duolf.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 04, 2005, 11:34:47 PM
And that stands for "Dumb Unics Only, Ladies Forbidden"?
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 05, 2005, 12:52:20 AM
I thought it was spelled "eunic"
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 01:07:19 AM
Actually, it's "eunuch".  However, it must be a real word somewhere, since Google Spellcheck didn't detect any errors....
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 05, 2005, 01:42:24 AM
Yeah.  <_<

Yeah, I'll bet it didn't. Fucking dumbass.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 01:50:17 AM
Well fuck, now it does...  How'bout that...  There goes me proving a point...

FUCK YOU GOOGLE SPELL CHECK!!!  FUCK YOU!!!
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 05, 2005, 02:02:47 AM
Yes..................... I can feel your anger..........  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2005, 02:25:41 AM
Lesbians Forbidden!





So you spell chell your posts?
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 02:27:31 AM
When I've been drinking, yes.

I have an image to keep, damnit!
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Sep 05, 2005, 02:39:41 AM
There's nothing wrong with being a male Republican Faye.  Not to be confused with ?? Liberal Man-Faye.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Rama on Sep 05, 2005, 07:19:16 AM
There is something wrong with being a straight ticket voter however.....Hell, who am I kidding I bet I'm the only person here that actually votes.

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When I've been drinking, yes.

I have an image to keep, damnit!

That's the same reason I go back and mispell words when I accidently spell them correctly.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 09:13:38 AM
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There is something wrong with being a straight ticket voter however.....Hell, who am I kidding I bet I'm the only person here that actually votes.

 
Actually, I can count about five people on this board, including myself who vote.  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 05, 2005, 11:55:45 AM
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There's nothing wrong with being a male Republican Faye.  Not to be confused with ?? Liberal Man-Faye.
???? :huh:  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Rama on Sep 05, 2005, 10:52:00 PM
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There is something wrong with being a straight ticket voter however.....Hell, who am I kidding I bet I'm the only person here that actually votes.

 
Actually, I can count about five people on this board, including myself who vote.
Who are the other three?  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Extra Zero on Sep 05, 2005, 11:14:05 PM
Tom, Shellspark and Bernie.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Rama on Sep 05, 2005, 11:49:44 PM
Ah.....Shellspark and Bernie don't surprise me, In fact I should have know that both Berine and yourself voted,  but Tom? That is surprising and scary.  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Sep 06, 2005, 12:58:35 AM
I vote in the presidential elections.  I also voted in this year's mayoral race.  My canidate lost, but I was glad because I immediately regretted voting for him once I did.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 06, 2005, 02:03:12 AM
I vote for people whom I support.  Which is why I don't.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 06, 2005, 09:13:22 AM
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There is something wrong with being a straight ticket voter however.....Hell, who am I kidding I bet I'm the only person here that actually votes.

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When I've been drinking, yes.

I have an image to keep, damnit!

That's the same reason I go back and mispell words when I accidently spell them correctly.
I've voted since being able to, in every election. I plan on keeping that tradition.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: The Voice of Anime Voice on Sep 09, 2005, 11:24:52 PM
Didn’t you people learn anything from the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior?  

By the way, I believe it is pronounced "fidy-cent".   Who's the retard now?  
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 10, 2005, 01:07:53 AM
Fiddy.
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: B E C K on Sep 10, 2005, 08:37:37 PM
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Didn’t you people learn anything from the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior?
That if you play your cards right, you'll get a holiday AND a U2 song after you die?
Title: 50 cent movie
Post by: The D on Sep 10, 2005, 09:35:41 PM
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Didn’t you people learn anything from the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior?  

By the way, I believe it is pronounced "fidy-cent".   Who's the retard now?  
Wow, he was a reverend, a doctor, a martian, a Luther(an), a king, and a junior?