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Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 11:04:13 AM: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/30/man...d.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/30/man.decapitated.ap/index.html)
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 30, 2004, 11:23:32 AM: Umm. That's not funny at all, but is still very interesting.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2004, 12:15:25 PM: Actually, it's fucking pathetic.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 30, 2004, 12:36:56 PM: Quote
Police said Hutcherson and Brohm -- friends since high school -- were drinking at a bar Saturday night and left after Brohm said he felt sick.

Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar, but police did not know why.

Pathetic is right. The fucking cops can't figure out why a drunk guy was leaning out the window? :P
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 30, 2004, 03:10:36 PM: I saw that on the News this morning. I pissed my pants I was laughing so hard. I just wish that would happen more...
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Post by: Max Con on Aug 30, 2004, 03:41:57 PM: Kind of like a glimpse of the future, eh Faye?
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 03:45:39 PM: fuck no! i'll never be so dirty as to be throwing out of the window of a car. in fact, ive never threw up before because of drunkness
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 30, 2004, 04:36:12 PM: Me neither! :D

:lol: I kill me sometimes.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 30, 2004, 04:37:42 PM: noo i swear god i've never! im proud of myself for that
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Fiero on Aug 30, 2004, 04:53:00 PM: I was pretty drunk last nite, and I didn't throw up. I've only been drunk twice now.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: ekerou etaou on Aug 30, 2004, 09:03:19 PM: i'm always drunk...

..
.

on life. :blink:
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: tomduo on Aug 30, 2004, 10:39:09 PM: I have a litre of Vodka on my fridge :D And a bottle of Merlot too!
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 31, 2004, 01:12:32 AM: Ah a ha ha ha! The future. :lol:
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Post by: The D on Aug 31, 2004, 12:27:06 PM: Some girl on livejournal just started college for the first time, and already she drank so much that she puked blood and had to be rushed to the hospital.

And this is why I'm afraid to go to a 4 year college. I don't want to deal with morons like Faye who want to spend every moment they're not in class getting wasted and partying. <_<
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 12:32:47 PM: It's like that at FIU... but the women. They walk around half nekid!!!

*gets hit by his girlfriend*

@.x;
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 31, 2004, 12:34:14 PM: Merlot in the fridge? :unsure: Say it ain't so!
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 12:48:48 PM: ON the fridge.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 31, 2004, 12:52:57 PM: That's a relief. Considering your culinary skills, I was wondering if the hurricane had knocked something awry.
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 12:55:44 PM: Im gonna use it to make sausage and peppers tomorrow ^_^
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 12:59:22 PM: What, you don't like your merlot cold?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 31, 2004, 01:03:02 PM: I don't like my shiraz or pinot noir cold either. Now Boone's Farm strawberry is another matter.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 01:36:14 PM: That just doesn't sound anywhere near as classy.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 02:53:11 PM: yummy still
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 31, 2004, 04:28:01 PM: It's amazing what you'll settle for when you first start drinking. My brother & I got a bottle of Yago Sangria & drank it after school, then put the bottle in this dork's locker. Come Monday morning, *CRASH!!!* :lol:
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 07:33:52 PM: My GF is addicted to Abor Mist Strawberry Wine.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2004, 07:44:20 PM: Quote

And this is why I'm afraid to go to a 4 year college. I don't want to deal with morons like Faye who want to spend every moment they're not in class getting wasted and partying. <_<
dude you are such a loser.
that freshman girl has to be a completely stupid ass bitch, for that to happen. THATS THE REASON i think most freshmen girls are dumb, they just want to get drunk enough that they wont remember shit and do some scene next they they wont remember about
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 08:36:35 PM: Quote
they just want to get drunk enough that they wont remember shit and do some scene next they they wont remember about
FTW? I don't quite get your english there. It almost sounds like your saying they'll be in a two-bit porno and not remember it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 31, 2004, 09:21:42 PM: yeah like they KNOW they will do slutty things so they use the alcohol as an excuse for desinhibite themselves
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 31, 2004, 09:32:07 PM: Quote
yeah like they KNOW they will do slutty things so they use the alcohol as an excuse for desinhibite themselves
I know, my favorite kind of girl. (not)
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 31, 2004, 10:23:44 PM: There's partying... then there's being a dumbass. Getting shitfaced to that point... that's being a dumbass. Especially then driving.
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Post by: blanktoe on Aug 31, 2004, 10:47:41 PM: looks like I'm the only person here other than E who doesnt drink. I do like Rum and coke but I'll only drink if it's in a can.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: B E C K on Aug 31, 2004, 11:08:40 PM: No, you're not. I've been wanting to try to stuff, but I've had a little beer before and thought it was hella nasty so now I'm kinda apprenhensive when it comes to trying anything else.

And that article was totally not funny. However, because they were both apparently stupid drunks, neither do I have any sympathy.
Title: this is soo funny
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 01, 2004, 01:41:17 AM: Quote
No, you're not. I've been wanting to try to stuff, but I've had a little beer before and thought it was hella nasty so now I'm kinda apprenhensive when it comes to trying anything else.

whatttt nooo!! nuri, dont knock it till u've tried it!
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 01, 2004, 07:56:31 AM: I don't drink. The vodka I had Sunday was the first I've had in nearly a year. I'm an ocasional person.