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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Extra Zero on Aug 14, 2005, 03:30:11 AM
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The guy from INXS.
The Burger King Kids Club kids.
Tom's sex life.
The Alf kid.
"Served" jokes.
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Tom's sex life.
One, why you thinking about me nekid?
Two, Uh huh. Is that why the watermelon in your fridge has a hole in it?
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Quit fucking my produce.
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Uh huh.
So what pussy have you gotten... ever?
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Callista Flockheat's Carrer.
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This place isn't dead.
You haven't seen dead.
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Well if he did, it would finally be pussy he's gotten.
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He was clearly using the plural "you".
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Uh huh.
So what pussy have you gotten... ever?
Alot more than you ever will.
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O_o Weirdo's.
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Uh huh.
So what pussy have you gotten... ever?
Alot more than you ever will.
word. I don't think Tom has a sex life either.
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The guy from INXS.
The Burger King Kids Club kids.
Tom's sex life.
The Alf kid.
"Served" jokes.
Whatever!!
*Eats Burger King Kid's Club food*
Dude, you got served!
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Uh huh.
So what pussy have you gotten... ever?
Alot more than you ever will.
I highly doubt that, for I had some last night, the night before, and the night before... and I'll have some tonight, guarenteed.
So I think we need to declare your dick DOA, cuz I don't see anyone giving it mouth to mouth anytime soon.
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Yeah it's easy to lie on the internet. I've seen pictures of you, not even the most desperate deformed bitch would even consider fucking you. Hell I bet you even have problems beating off with your own self-disgust.
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OH! You got served!
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omfg!1!
Though I must explain. I was under the impression that this Birthday Party (which was Kary's cousin's 17th) would be held on a boat, so I wore a T-Shirt and Jeans. Upon reaching said party, Kary and everyone else was dressed up. I ran to the closest store (which was a target) and had to buy something quick.
But damn Kary looks good.
And Im sorry if Im not man pretty enough for you, but hey, if you wanna go around looking for cute guys, south beach is perfect. You can ogle all the dicks and asses you want there, and maybe then you can get something. I just prefer women, no offense.
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Oh, and while looking through my pictures, I found this.
After reading Tomoyo 52's room, I just know a Gimp wearing a leather zipper mask in hiding in there x.x
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And yeah, I look fucking dorky there. >.<
Im trying to lose the wieght I put on last semester. Damn Freshman 15, IM NOT EVEN A FRESHMAN!
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Yep, that's Kary and she's wearing a diamond. Set & match to Tom. :)
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Damn right.
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you know I seriously doubt anyone would have asked any questions about that first picture that required that long ass explaintion. You can't even SEE what you are wearing.
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word up. i don';t even care
i still think tom never gets ass
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Ditto.
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I am, right now.
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yeah you are tom :rolleyes:
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I was. Now Im done. Wanna watch Sin City on DVD with me and her? You can sit on the floor.
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I do. My Bo-fuck middle of no-where theater thought that Sin City was too viloent and disturbing for us simple country folk and thus we got treated to Miss Congeniality 2 instead and I never got to see Sin City....just hear about how great it was.
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It's amazing. *lovels it*
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Why do you guys bait tom only to get him to talk about his sex life? Eh, well I guess if the board's dead and you have nothing better to do....
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Nuri has a point. There are so many things he really *doesn't* have that he could be taunted about, like a vacation home on the Platinum Coast in Barbados, or a silky-maned pony named Hepzibah with a jingly red saddle. ...
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...or Ted Koppel hair.
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or sex
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.....You're a lucky bastard Tom.
Don't pull a Dangeorus D and fuck it up.
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Nuri has a point. There are so many things he really *doesn't* have that he could be taunted about, like a vacation home on the Platinum Coast in Barbados, or a silky-maned pony named Hepzibah with a jingly red saddle. ...
I miss Hepzibah so much...
And I know Im lucky damnit. That's why I spent 20 bucks on period stuff for her at my place of employment. It takes a real man to buy pads.
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You work at Period Stuff & More ?
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This makes total sense.
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And I know Im lucky damnit. That's why I spent 20 bucks on period stuff for her at my place of employment. It takes a real man to buy pads.
nope
it takes a man with NO BALLS to buy pads
i mean, COME ON. wtf, get some pride for fuck's sake
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Yeah! :angry: Real men buy TAMPONS!
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Tampoons?
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales
clerk notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is
looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She dir! ects him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife."
He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers 'cause it's soooooooooooo much cheaper.
I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."
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Oh that is great. Thank you!
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That is pretty funny.
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Damn right.
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I thought real men bought yeast infection creme and home abortion kits.
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GANGSTA!
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I thought real men bought yeast infection creme and home abortion kits.
Beer and a wire clothes hanger.
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Serious, Tom gets more than anyone here with the exception of Bernie and Faye. I think you guys are all just jealous.
Edit: My grammar sucks.
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I get more than Faye. Well I will be now that summer is coming to an end and I'll only be 10 mins away... :D
Plus, chicks dig my sexy look!
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Serious, Tom gets more here than anyone with the exception of Bernie and Faye. I think you guys are all just jealous.
HEY!
Actually that's proably accurate, but still....
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I thought real men bought yeast infection creme and home abortion kits.
Beer and a wire clothes hanger.
Exactly!
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Serious, Tom gets more here than anyone with the exception of Bernie and Faye. I think you guys are all just jealous.
You know I'm glad you realized that Little Girls don't count. I'm real proud of you. One baby step at a time, D, one baby step at a time.
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Serious, Tom gets more here than anyone with the exception of Bernie and Faye. I think you guys are all just jealous.
I still think tom doesnt get ass at all
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With my body? Hell yeah!
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I am indeed a cheerful wench. ;)
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I get more than Faye. Well I will be now that summer is coming to an end and I'll only be 10 mins away... :D
Plus, chicks dig my sexy look!
NIGGA PLEASE
i DEFINITELY get more ass than you
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My ass is better and you know it. Chicks dig ass hair. It's like hugging a warm teddy bear. I get men and women grabbing it all the time. It's sooooooooooooooo cute.
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Serious, Tom gets more here than anyone with the exception of Bernie and Faye. I think you guys are all just jealous.
...please.
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ew no fags
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Is that Tom?!? :blink:
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yep. i knew since the beginning that he was gay
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Is that Tom?!? :blink:
FAYE VALENTINO! Hawt.
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yep. i knew since the beginning that he was gay
:lol:
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Ahem. Most cross dressers are in fact hetero-sexual.
I am Metro-Sexual. METRO BABY! *slaps his ass*
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Metros are gay, however they like it up the ass considerably less. I'm certain National Geographic did a story on this...
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Like what up the ass? A colonic tube to shed those winter pounds?
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Just when you've thought you've read the worst thing in the world....HE KEEPS WRITING...
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Metros are gay, however they like it up the ass considerably less. I'm certain National Geographic did a story on this...
you forgot that most metros are PRETTY. so there should be a new word for a tom....hmmmm..
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Lookit my eyes!
Gorgeous!
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No. Gay.
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Only if you find it hot. This is for women. Fag.
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You'd like me to be a fag, wouldn't you? Then you'd atleast have something in common with someone else on this board...
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This whole Faye Valentino thing won't be complete until we hear Tom's version of the Nancy Sinatra's classic "These Boots were made for walking".
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*Shudders*
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You'd like me to be a fag, wouldn't you? Then you'd atleast have something in common with someone else on this board...
Yeah, I mean nothing gets me hornier than your skinny ass covered in zits. It just makes me... ew. I can't even type it.
x.x
Just ew.
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This isn't really on topic but working on the campus bookstore I've noticed that a lot of gay guys look like elves or fair folk! OO;;
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You'd like me to be a fag, wouldn't you? Then you'd atleast have something in common with someone else on this board...
whooo WHOOOO
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This isn't really on topic but working on the campus bookstore I've noticed that a lot of gay guys look like elves or fair folk! OO;;
Okay; LOTR elves or nasty-bearded faux Santa elves? There's a difference.
I'm forever amused at the idea of "gay" being considered an insult. :lol:
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It's mostly used by men to de-masculate each other. A good counter is to say how buff gay guys usually are, and how if it wasn't for the sex, being gay would be great.
Thus, the birth of the Metro. *works it*
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This isn't really on topic but working on the campus bookstore I've noticed that a lot of gay guys look like elves or fair folk! OO;;
Okay; LOTR elves or nasty-bearded faux Santa elves? There's a difference.
I'm forever amused at the idea of "gay" being considered an insult. :lol:
I edited that to say LOTR and then I decided to unedit it for whatever reason. But yeah, not the gross Keebler kind.
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I knew a straight guy who said that the more gay guys there were, the more women that left for him to choose from. :P
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But yeah, not the gross Keebler kind.
There has to be a fudge packer joke in there someplace.
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God - I'll never watch that commercial where the fudge is sprayed all over the cookie in the same light again. :lol:
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Given your mind, I'm surpised you looked upon it innocently in the first place...
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But yeah, not the gross Keebler kind.
There has to be a fudge packer joke in there someplace.
There needs to be gay club called "the Fudge Shoppe". Come on, you know one has to exist somewhere.
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I'm sure with a little searching.......
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I'm sure with a little searching.......
When you say a little searching, you mean call the owner because you're so 'tight' with him, right?
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That owner is anything but tight if you know what I mean......
*Cough* I mean....no of course not.
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I'd love to have an Irish-themed gay bar called O'Tool's :)
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I'd love to have a Latino-themed gay bar called Huevos Con Carne.....
....or not. Whatever.
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I'd invest in that. Homosexuals spend ALOT.
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I'd love to have a biker themed gay bar named "Fuck me in the asshole you big leather clad gay biker you!"
Granted that name isn't as witty as the first two, but I think it gets the point across.
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That's going to be hell to fit on the gay softball league uniforms. :huh:
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Well I could call it CGBY's for short.
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You guys think this place is dead?
A board that started on EzBoard (like ours) and I've been with since... '02 or so.. just closed down because the owner said no one was posting enough and it wasn't worth the cost.
I'm still badgering her to reopen it but I doubt it will happen :(
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Were you the only poster? That might explain something.
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ahahahahaha... no.
The board had about a half dozen regulars, much like this place.
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Was it a vBullentin?
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He said it was EZboard earlier. Which if anyone pays for Ezboard they deserve what ever discomfort it causes.
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Atleast now-a-days, EZBoard used to be kick ass back in 1999...
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He said it was EZboard earlier. Which if anyone pays for Ezboard they deserve what ever discomfort it causes.
No, he said it "started" on Ezboard. He didn't say that's what it was now.
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He said it was EZboard earlier. Which if anyone pays for Ezboard they deserve what ever discomfort it causes.
ZING
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I remember when EZboard went to a paying version. They didn't offer anything BETTER then what the standard board had....ohhhhhhh no! Instead they just plastered annoying ads all over the standard boards and said if you wanted get rid of them you had to pay.
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I remember when they tried voice messaging too... Toe was the only one who used it...
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Yeah. That "Gold" shit is still so hard to believe.
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Yeah and it killed EzBoard, big time.
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I'll kill you.
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You can try.
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Fucking stockholder.
Hey, if you were a character in the St*r WarzzZZ sextology (hee hee hee), who would you be?
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I'd vote Cyc is about 19 levels more dangerous than Megs.
He'll cut you like a black man cuts a white man.
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Probably Obi Wan, since everyone I deal with in my personal life is fucked up and no one gives a damn about what I have to say even though I often make logical suggestions. Then when they get in a tight situation, I'm the one who has to put them in their place--which often kills the relationship.
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Did any of them end up in an Iron Lung?
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Not yet.
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Probably Obi Wan, since everyone I deal with in my personal life is fucked up and no one gives a damn about what I have to say even though I often make logical suggestions. Then when they get in a tight situation, I'm the one who has to put them in their place--which often kills the relationship.
WRONGUH. :o
The correct answer is Mace Windu.
Shit, even regarding your own outlined reasoning.
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Why would I be Mace Windu?
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Because you're forgettable, and probably gay. Purple Lightsaber? All he was missing was a rainbow sticker on that bald head of his.
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Say that to Samuel L. Jackson motherfucker, I dare you. Mace was a badass, he was just overly black--and I don't see why I would even be like Mace other than Meg's being overly sarcastic.
Now go back to taking turns fucking your trannie girlfriend, while your gay brother and cats watch, queermo.
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:lol: :lol: that was great
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[Samuel L. Jackson] Yes I killed Tom, and I hope he burns in hell! [/Samuel L. Jackson]
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Say that to Samuel L. Jackson motherfucker, I dare you. Mace was a badass, he was just overly black--and I don't see why I would even be like Mace other than Meg's being overly sarcastic.
Now go back to taking turns fucking your trannie girlfriend, while your gay brother and cats watch, queermo.
I don't have cats!
Plus, bitch all you want, but over all Mace sucked. All he really did was kill Boba Fett. His weakness caused Vader to completely turn to the darkside. Yoda would have done a much better job.
Now if you can't seperate the actor from the character... get a life.
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He killed Jango Fett, idiot. I'm not getting into a St*r WarzzZZ debate here either, but I can separate an actor from the character, however a lot of the writing behind Windu was written specifically for the actor.
You're the one who needs to get a life considering you insist on spending hours posting on a board where NO ONE likes you. That is truly pathetic...
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He killed Jango Fett, idiot. I'm not getting into a St*r WarzzZZ debate here either, but I can separate an actor from the character, however a lot of the writing behind Windu was written specifically for the actor.
You're the one who needs to get a life considering you insist on spending hours posting on a board where NO ONE likes you. That is truly pathetic...
I spend hours here? And Bernie likes me :P
Plus, you really need to get laid. Seriously. You really need something to mello your ass out. You get pissed way too easily.
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Been laid alot, but that's irrelevant. For the record, I believe the only person Bernie's ever expressed hate for is her brother. One person "liking you" is no saving grace...
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Yeah. Bernie is pretty hate-free.
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Been laid alot, but that's irrelevant. For the record, I believe the only person Bernie's ever expressed hate for is her brother. One person "liking you" is no saving grace...
Do you want a hug then? Cuz something inside of you is fucking twisted. And if it's not lack of sex, maybe it's something else.
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"All work and no play makes Zero a dull boy."
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It makes you bitter, and then you'll never get married, and then you'll end up an old maid. And do you want to end up like a card game? No.
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Bernie's also 100 times more mature than all of us combined, except maybe Nuri.
When the hell did the topic change to Dork Wars and now Arguing with Tom? For the record, though no one cares, the board I mentioned moved from the hell of Ezboard, who's evil killed many lesser boards that I was a member of, and moved to Invision.
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It makes you bitter, and then you'll never get married, and then you'll end up an old maid. And do you want to end up like a card game? No.
Yes because I criticise you, I MUST be a real dick to everyone in real life... I mean you ARE an outstanding example of my friends and the people I deal with in real life; and I must treat them just the same as I treat you... I mean that IS a reasonable explaination because you're the most rational fucker on the face of the earth!
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Bernie's also 100 times more mature than all of us combined, except maybe Nuri.
When the hell did the topic change to Dork Wars and now Arguing with Tom? For the record, though no one cares, the board I mentioned moved from the hell of Ezboard, who's evil killed many lesser boards that I was a member of, and moved to Invision.
Apparently me hating Mace Windu makes me a prick.
I stand by him sucking ass. You could remake the series without him, and it would be basically the same.
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....and moved to Invision.
Thank you! I knew it wasn't a Sleazyboard. Why was it so expensive? To host it? I must pay less than seven bucks a month all told to host this one. Did she have other websites or things that needed the space?
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Because you're forgettable, and probably gay. Purple Lightsaber? All he was missing was a rainbow sticker on that bald head of his.
That statement is what makes you a prick, not hating Mace Windu.
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Oh please. You freaked out because I insulted Sam Jackson. I got my pennance, the fucker's been screaming in my ear since eight to buy his damn beer.
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Yeah, sure...
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I love you. Kiss my hairy, but sexy, tummy?
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Bernie is pretty hate-free.
Max must have sen me this weekend. I had a really bad fall and tore pretty much every muscle on my right side from thigh to lower back. Vicodin for three days....I loved everybody. :wub:
I'm saving some for my next encounter with my loathesome nephew. :P
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Bernie's also 100 times more mature than all of us combined, except maybe Nuri.
*Spit Take*
Sorry something about that just really surprised me.
And I can't believe you guys are arguring over this. I'm a bigger SW Geek the both of you combined and even I think this is a stupid thing to fight over.
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Isn't it? x.x I thought it was.
God forbid I have an opinion.
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Bernie's also 100 times more mature than all of us combined, except maybe Nuri.
*Spit Take*
Sorry something about that just really surprised me.
And I can't believe you guys are arguring over this. I'm a bigger SW Geek the both of you combined and even I think this is a stupid thing to fight over.
"Spit take" yourself, Galatic-whore.
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The model of the maturity.
But you shouldn't take it as a insult when I say I don't believe you are the 2nd most mature person on this board. Your imaturity is actually a rather endearing quality. It adds a kind of up-beat whimisical turn to an otherwise morbid and jaded view of the world, and really sets you apart from the cliche "I hate the world, I hate myself." types that seem to be so common.
I'm also not saying I believe myself to more mature either. No, I know such a proclamation would be a farce at best, but I can also admit that. Something that many seem to have trouble with. I only think that Bernie outshines us all because she has lived longer and done more and didn't appear to be too sheltered while doing any of it. So of course she is going to more wise and mature then us...And I'm not saying you're old Berine. LOL!
I'd put you in the middle range of maturity on this board with only a handful in front of you...but myself, I'd put me lower with only a few below me. That seems fair and truthful.
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Where do I rank?
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Higher then you would think.
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I'd put you in the middle range of maturity on this board with only a handful in front of you...but myself, I'd put me lower with only a few below me.
haa you probably have me down there, boy
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Where do I rank?
Lower than an Emu.
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I wonder where I would rank.
Probably pretty low. Hahaha.
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But back to the world of actual discussions....
Mace Windu's saber is purple as indicitave of his practice of a form of saber weilding known as vaapad, or "Form VII". It is a very offensive technique that leans to behavior that skirts very close to dark side tendencies, and thus only the most well-trained Jedi even begin to study it.
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No, it's a purple lightsaber because Windu didn't want a blue one, which he already had in EP 1. Ki Adi Mundi had a purple one in EP 1, but then had a blue one.
And I know all about the 'forms'. x.x Rabid Fanboys make me sick. One of the reasons I don't talk about Gundam with anyone.
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Where do I rank?
Lower than an Emu.
Which, ironically, is STILL higher than you.
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Where do I rank?
Lower than an Emu.
Which, ironically, is STILL higher than you.
Well I don't have a steak like texture.
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No, it's a purple lightsaber because Windu didn't want a blue one, which he already had in EP 1. Ki Adi Mundi had a purple one in EP 1, but then had a blue one.
And I know all about the 'forms'. x.x Rabid Fanboys make me sick. One of the reasons I don't talk about Gundam with anyone.
You made all that up.
Well, except for that Sammy J. specifically asked for a different colored sabre.
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Fucking EU.
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No, it's a purple lightsaber because Windu didn't want a blue one, which he already had in EP 1. Ki Adi Mundi had a purple one in EP 1, but then had a blue one.
And I know all about the 'forms'. x.x Rabid Fanboys make me sick. One of the reasons I don't talk about Gundam with anyone.
You made all that up.
Well, except for that Sammy J. specifically asked for a different colored sabre.
Nope, know why? Because in 1999 I got a limited edition Mace Windu action figure in the mail because I thought it would be worth something. He came with a blue lightsaber. My brother got the Ki Adi Mundi figure because it had a purple lightsaber and he wanted Leia to have a purple one.
Speaking of my lil bro, I had a dream last night that his girlfriend died in his car, and wanted me to help him to dispose of it. All while I was looking for the perfect pillow at my grandma's house. Watching 3 episodes of Lost before bedtime might not be a good idea.
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So of course she is going to more wise and mature then us...And I'm not saying you're old Berine. LOL!
Thank you! :) And I can't use old yet - since I was made in the sixties, e-Bay says I can be labeled "vintage". :P
A good time to mention my appreciation for the collective wit & wisdom here; an oasis of escape during many stressful days. Would that I had possessed my laptop & wi-fi yesterday when the flood insurance seminar deteriorated into a partisian political snarling match involving most of the room. :rolleyes: Read 3 chapters of the Witching Hour before everyone got simmered down.
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Nope, know why? Because in 1999 I got a limited edition Mace Windu action figure in the mail because I thought it would be worth something. He came with a blue lightsaber. My brother got the Ki Adi Mundi figure because it had a purple lightsaber and he wanted Leia to have a purple one.
I have that same figure and also a reason why all the jedi from Ep1 figures didn't match the color of Lightsabers they had in Ep2.
Mace like most of the other Jedi except Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon in ep1 never ignited their sabers so Lucasfilm never assigned them colors. Hasbro believed that Jedi just standing there with a Saber hilt on his belt would be boring and no kids would buy them. So they began to radomly assign colors to sabers that Lucasfilm never gave them guidelines on. So when Ep2 rolled around they acutally did use their sabers Hasbro had to changed all the saber colors (which wasn't too hard since they introduced a new two part saber eariler that year for all Jedi Characters) So Ki-Adi Mundi's went from Purple to Blue, Adi Gallia's turned from Red to Blue and Mace's went from Blue to Purple. It was just Hasbro running with the ball and not based on any info given to them. They proably always had those color sabers we just never saw them in Ep1.
But also, the saber that Mace had in ep1 is different from the one he used in ep2 and 3 so a color change COULD have happened, much like Luke Skywalke'sr from ESB to ROTJ. Which was actually suppose to be blue, but the Green showed up better against the sand in the sail barge sequence so they went with Green.
See....told you I was a bigger SW geek then you both combined. LOL
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Except that you just issued a whole bunch of obvious statements. <_<
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It's obvious you're a dick.
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Do not anger me, or I will use the most devasting powet of the force upon. That of the editing mistake.
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Nope, know why? Because in 1999 I got a limited edition Mace Windu action figure in the mail because I thought it would be worth something. He came with a blue lightsaber. My brother got the Ki Adi Mundi figure because it had a purple lightsaber and he wanted Leia to have a purple one.
I have that same figure and also a reason why all the jedi from Ep1 figures didn't match the color of Lightsabers they had in Ep2.
Mace like most of the other Jedi except Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon in ep1 never ignited their sabers so Lucasfilm never assigned them colors. Hasbro believed that Jedi just standing there with a Saber hilt on his belt would be boring and no kids would buy them. So they began to radomly assign colors to sabers that Lucasfilm never gave them guidelines on. So when Ep2 rolled around they acutally did use their sabers Hasbro had to changed all the saber colors (which wasn't too hard since they introduced a new two part saber eariler that year for all Jedi Characters) So Ki-Adi Mundi's went from Purple to Blue, Adi Gallia's turned from Red to Blue and Mace's went from Blue to Purple. It was just Hasbro running with the ball and not based on any info given to them. They proably always had those color sabers we just never saw them in Ep1.
But also, the saber that Mace had in ep1 is different from the one he used in ep2 and 3 so a color change COULD have happened, much like Luke Skywalke'sr from ESB to ROTJ. Which was actually suppose to be blue, but the Green showed up better against the sand in the sail barge sequence so they went with Green.
See....told you I was a bigger SW geek then you both combined. LOL
And how the hell does that have any bearing on anything? And I know all that shit, but the fact is, who cares what happened between Qui Gon Dying and Jango Fett appearing? He woulda had a blue or green lightsaber if Sam Jackson was all Gung ho about it, but sure enough the color is irrelevant. Mace Windu, in my humble opinion, was as useless of a character as Haldir was from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
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Nope, know why? Because in 1999 I got a limited edition Mace Windu action figure in the mail because I thought it would be worth something. He came with a blue lightsaber.
You're the one that brought it up not me....So you tell me what the hell it has to do with anything.
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It was to illustrate he had a blue one. Why Sam Jackson chose purple over any other color is beyond me.
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Cause purple is his favorite color!
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*cough*
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Explanation I was directed to my my resident SW geek:
The reason for less of a variety of colors for lightsaber blades is revealed throughout several forms of media. The Empire destroyed the caves that housed the lightsaber crystals Jedi used to focus energy and create their blade's unique color. Synthetic crystals were created to replace the natural crystals found in caverns, typically having either a blue or green color. Sith Crystals are also of a synthetic nature, and are said to be more powerful than traditional Jedi crystals, yet make the blade less manueverable. Obi-Wan Kenobi primarily wielded a blue-bladed lightsaber, while Mace Windu famously uses a purple-bladed lightsaber, which can be seen as a consequence of its mastery in borderline-dark-side Form VII of lightsaber combat. One lightsaber in particular, created by the Jedi student Gantoris was violet with patterns of rainbow light rippling across its white core. The color of a lightsaber's blade is dependent upon the crystals used to focus it. Blue-bladed lightsabers are loosely associated with Jedi Guardians; green-bladed lightsabers are loosely associated with Jedi Consulars; yellow-bladed lightsabers are loosely associated with Jedi Sentinels; and red-bladed lightsabers are more closely associated with the Sith. However, each Jedi (or Sith) is free to choose whatever hue for their blade they wish or can aquire.
So Mace gets a purple blade cause he knows some Sith street fighting?
Mace Windu, in my humble opinion, was as useless of a character as Haldir was from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Never underestimate the value of cinematic eye candy to chicks. ;)
Um, Haldir....not Mace. :blink:
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I hate the recent star wars stuff, like assigning those titles of Jedi sentinel and the like. x.x
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Further labeling yourself as worthless.
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LOOKOUT! A JEDI CONSULAR WILL GET ME!
x.x
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But also, the saber that Mace had in ep1 is different from the one he used in ep2 and 3 so a color change COULD have happened, much like Luke Skywalke'sr from ESB to ROTJ. Which was actually suppose to be blue, but the Green showed up better against the sand in the sail barge sequence so they went with Green.
See....told you I was a bigger SW geek then you both combined. LOL
YOU FAIL!!!
If you remember, Luke's (Anakin's) old blue lightsaber fell down the shaft along with Luke's severed hand in ESB. It's not like he used the force to retrieve his hand and lightsaber.
And then, in RotJ, Vader says that Luke made his own lightsaber. So the lightsaber didn't change color, it was a different lightsaber!
But the whole thing about it being easier to see might be true too.
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I know it was because it was easier to see, but did he mean he changed fighting styles and all that? No. It's because Fan's decided to make him change fighting styles. Gay.
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Realizing this topic has undoubtedly gotten off the topic of the original question—
I proclaim this board as dead as Anime Voice.
BAM! And I'm gone in a flash!
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Oh dear--that name did not work at all. It was supposed to be original gangster, but your board is broken so it didn’t work. What kind of bupkiss joint are you running here? I'm telling you this is bogus. Totally bogus.
I want my money back.
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Me too.
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Me too.
So let us both start kicking asses until we get it.
Joe Rammstein is first.
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This board will never be as dead as Anime Voice as long as I come by and cough on it every once in a while.
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The model of the maturity.
But you shouldn't take it as a insult when I say I don't believe you are the 2nd most mature person on this board. Your imaturity is actually a rather endearing quality. It adds a kind of up-beat whimisical turn to an otherwise morbid and jaded view of the world, and really sets you apart from the cliche "I hate the world, I hate myself." types that seem to be so common.
I'm also not saying I believe myself to more mature either. No, I know such a proclamation would be a farce at best, but I can also admit that. Something that many seem to have trouble with. I only think that Bernie outshines us all because she has lived longer and done more and didn't appear to be too sheltered while doing any of it. So of course she is going to more wise and mature then us...And I'm not saying you're old Berine. LOL!
I'd put you in the middle range of maturity on this board with only a handful in front of you...but myself, I'd put me lower with only a few below me. That seems fair and truthful.
I just wanted an excuse to use "Galatic-whore".
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And in conclusion, I heard Mace had a purple one because they just needed some color variation, and wanted to set him apart from the other Jedi. However, they still had to ditch their original hilt design of pimp-gold and leopard fur.
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This board will never be as dead as Anime Voice as long as I come by and cough on it every once in a while.
Ack! Bubonic Plague! *dies*
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And in conclusion, I heard Mace had a purple one because they just needed some color variation, and wanted to set him apart from the other Jedi. However, they still had to ditch their original hilt design of pimp-gold and leopard fur.
I thought that was Yoda's original design.
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This board will never be as dead as Anime Voice as long as I come by and cough on it every once in a while.
Ack! Bubonic Plauge! *dies*
Plague. Nothing gets my goat faster than obviously misspelled words!!
(http://mazarin.pandarage.com/fury.jpg)
Well actually I just wanted an excuse to use this.
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And in conclusion, I heard Mace had a purple one because they just needed some color variation, and wanted to set him apart from the other Jedi. However, they still had to ditch their original hilt design of pimp-gold and leopard fur.
Actually, according to Lucas, Jedi were only supposed to be blue, and Sith were red. Because of Return, Jedi were only Green and Blue.
Lucas hates the Expanded Universe, but it makes him money.
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Actually, according to Lucas....
The whole post was a joke. I don't know and I don't care.
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You care, you posted.
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Tom, for everytime you've posted...I shall kill you. And your hairier stomach.
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The hair will protect me.
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The model of the maturity.
But you shouldn't take it as a insult when I say I don't believe you are the 2nd most mature person on this board. Your imaturity is actually a rather endearing quality. It adds a kind of up-beat whimisical turn to an otherwise morbid and jaded view of the world, and really sets you apart from the cliche "I hate the world, I hate myself." types that seem to be so common.
I'm also not saying I believe myself to more mature either. No, I know such a proclamation would be a farce at best, but I can also admit that. Something that many seem to have trouble with. I only think that Bernie outshines us all because she has lived longer and done more and didn't appear to be too sheltered while doing any of it. So of course she is going to more wise and mature then us...And I'm not saying you're old Berine. LOL!
I'd put you in the middle range of maturity on this board with only a handful in front of you...but myself, I'd put me lower with only a few below me. That seems fair and truthful.
I just wanted an excuse to use "Galatic-whore".
Fair Enough.
Actually, according to Lucas, Jedi were only supposed to be blue, and Sith were red. Because of Return, Jedi were only Green and Blue.
That's pretty much it. All Jedi's sabers where orignally suppose to be Blue. Of Course Luke built a new saber after he lost his old one, but the color was orginally going to be blue, same as the old one. I think there is even some pre-production art that shows his saber as Blue. The actual Hilt was based on the desgin used for Obi-Wan kenobi's in St*r WarzzZZ and in fact the Obi-Wan stunt saber was sometimes used on the set during ROTJ for fight sequences.
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You care, you posted.
Not this again. Shut the fuck up.
Fair Enough.
Well good thing you're here to judge it so. You shut up, too.
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You care, you posted.
Not this again. Shut the fuck up.
ban him!
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Whenever Luke comes back, he can ban him.
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:waits for Luke:
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You care, you posted.
Not this again. Shut the fuck up.
Fair Enough.
Well good thing you're here to judge it so. You shut up, too.
Judge, jury, and executioner. I AM THE LAW!
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*cries*
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Misson Accomplished. Time for famed pedophile Tom Cruise and I to go elsewhere.
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Katie Holmes will be 27 in December.
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And she'll have sex with Tommy when he gets too drunk to remember he's really gay.
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They have the exact same smile. They could interchange their mouths, like Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head. :mellow:
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They really do.
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Or maybe, they have... Yeah, makes you think.
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Katie Holmes will be 27 in December.
...Going on twelve! Shazzzam!
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Nuri's pegged it, as usual. Tommy Boy seems to have a problem staying with women who know their own minds.
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Yeah...I can't believe Dawson and Pacey let her get suckered into Scientology though...
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You are so gay.
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If I were gay, I would hunt you down and continuously rape you. I would fuck you until blood and semen flowed out of every hole in your head and it dripped out of the new ones I had created along your body because your asshole was so loose.
Still want me to be gay?
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Promise?
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I'd pay five dollars to see that, I would!
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.....I'd settle just for Tom's head on a pole for me to wave up at. Or D's.
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I'd pay five dollars to see that, I would!
I might pay 7.50
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Why don't you just "Buy It Now" for 25.00?
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SOLD!
Zero, get to it!
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Payment is Paypal only.
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I refuse to shave my ass.