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Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Merla on Aug 12, 2005, 02:58:07 PM
Anyone here wanna give her b-day spankings?!?  :lol:

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Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Rama on Aug 12, 2005, 03:02:04 PM
I'll bite the bullet and do it.....


Let's see....Cat of nine tails or Pig Pong Pallet, Bernie....your choice.  
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Bitch on Aug 12, 2005, 04:33:15 PM
Happy Birthday, Bernie! I'd ask how many you are, but the number would probably scare me.
 
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 12, 2005, 10:24:22 PM
YAY!

NOW GIVE US HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNIE CAKE!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 12, 2005, 10:36:28 PM
Happy Happy Birthday!!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 13, 2005, 06:22:06 AM
Is it still her birthday?

BLAST!

I declare there to be more celebrating since people aren't posting in their B-Day threads. WTF was with Brian Drummond?
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Guest on Aug 15, 2005, 04:23:31 PM
happy b daaayyyy
hope u get wasted:-D
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye on Aug 15, 2005, 04:23:45 PM
sorry that was me
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Bernie on Aug 16, 2005, 08:32:56 AM
Thanks.  :D

My birthday?  My sister thinks I snubbed her by not inviting her fundie ass to a Happy Hour full of rowdy queens because she can't wrap her professional housewife/moomie mind around the concept of a BD Happy Hour in the first place - all birthdays are celebrated with cake and punch and funny little hats, so of course, this is what I did in a fucking PUB, cackling gleefully the entire time over deliberately excluding her.  :rolleyes:  She's not speaking to me, which may be the best present I've had in years.  :lol:

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I'd ask how many you are, but the number would probably scare me.

Being 44 doesn't scare me.  Knowing that Jack LaLanne (http://www.jacklalanne.com/biograph.html) will be 92 next month and could whup us all, probably at once, scares me.  :ph34r:

 
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 16, 2005, 09:44:15 AM
Jack LaLanne is still LIVING? Man, when he has a heart attack and that syringe of Adrenaline bends on his ripped pectorals....
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye on Aug 16, 2005, 11:33:00 AM
hey Bernie, have you tried the Limbard(or something like that) Framboise? is a belgian beer, its like dark red/purple. my boyfriend LOVES it and i think its probably the best beer I have ever drank
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Bernie on Aug 16, 2005, 04:07:16 PM
Yes, Lindeman's Framboise Lambic at a Renfest called Scarborough Faire.  I was a bit reluctant to try it, having had a miserable experience with Sam Adams Cherry Wheat :x, but raspberry is a much better match for Lambic (wild yeast) beer.  A damn fine drink for a hot afternoon.  
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye on Aug 16, 2005, 06:57:18 PM
I knowww, its sooooooo good :'(
and the cherry one too!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 16, 2005, 07:37:40 PM
SAM LIGHT FOREVER!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2005, 11:50:53 AM
Happy belated Birthday, Bernie!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 18, 2005, 02:00:00 PM
Thank you.  It's still going on.  I'm cracking open the remaining bottle of absinthe this weekend.  :D  I'll need it before I go car-shopping.  :blink:  
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 19, 2005, 12:24:39 PM
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SAM LIGHT FOREVER!
I know. Some pricks at my bar have been trying to get me hooked onto Shiner Bock. It's good and all, but it just doesn't do me like Sam.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2005, 12:26:53 AM
See, this would've been the perfect place for shellspark to post, but alas it will not happen.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Rama on Aug 21, 2005, 01:02:31 AM
Not with the national turtle convention going on this weekend. They have to plan it two years in advance cause it takes most of them 6 months to make the trip.  
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 21, 2005, 11:46:33 AM
I wanna see the turtles...
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 21, 2005, 01:44:33 PM
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Not with the national turtle convention going on this weekend. They have to plan it two years in advance cause it takes most of them 6 months to make the trip.
Rama is definitely becoming a Tom
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 21, 2005, 02:38:32 PM
That's only because it's easier to become a tom instead of being a Faye, which requires a bloodtype of Vodka and seven unorthodox venereal diseases.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 21, 2005, 03:26:47 PM
minus the diseases, but plus an amazing body, an incredible personality and lots of brains
so im sorry tom, maybe you'll have more luck in trying to become a female midget
 
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 21, 2005, 06:29:47 PM
I <3 midgets!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 21, 2005, 06:51:50 PM
I dunno, that dripping usually doesn't come from midgets, Faye Faye.

But you're right... I should become more like Faye.

It is time to remove this Sith Armor...
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 21, 2005, 06:58:40 PM
I AM RISEN AS FAYE VALENTINO!

*works it*
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 21, 2005, 08:00:03 PM
Mine eyes must now be cleansed in a bath of pure acid for the horror in which you have subjected them to. Curse you, Sidious Tom, Curse you and the foul spawn that bothered to birth you from its womb!!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 21, 2005, 08:06:06 PM
Tom is dead. I am Man-Faye now.

*works it*
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Sam on Aug 21, 2005, 09:56:33 PM
I was trying to avoid posting directly after MegatronYes was talking about me doing him.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 21, 2005, 10:26:27 PM
That's always a good idea.  
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2005, 11:38:53 PM
Theoretically, I *could* just delete all of the posts in between you and Megan.... theoretically....
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 22, 2005, 12:26:45 AM
But why would you?
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Rama on Aug 22, 2005, 02:31:40 AM
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Not with the national turtle convention going on this weekend. They have to plan it two years in advance cause it takes most of them 6 months to make the trip.
Rama is definitely becoming a Tom
Has it ever occurred to you that Tom is becoming a Rama.... I mean I was technically here first

I'm out of it a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur.

*Wookie Growl*

I'm alright pal...I'm alright.  
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 22, 2005, 02:39:05 AM
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But why would you?
Well ridding myself of one of your posts would defintely be a pro.  Ridding myself of one of my posts would be a con.  Thus, I am conflicted.  Perhaps I should call Megan now for a free reading.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 22, 2005, 08:02:25 AM
For god's sake Nuri! Do it before his evil faux latino soul corrupts us and our children! THINK OF THE CHILDREN, NURI!!!!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 22, 2005, 10:56:11 AM
Children are so stupid.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 22, 2005, 12:30:32 PM
Yeah, you should've told me to think of the fluffy kitties instead.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 22, 2005, 12:57:12 PM
Or the conventioning turtles.   Wonder what a turtle pole dancer looks like?  
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 22, 2005, 06:43:46 PM
.....VALNTINO KILLED THE FLUFFY KITTIES! MAKE HIM PAY NURI!!!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 22, 2005, 06:58:28 PM
THE STDs DID! I NEVER KILLED ANYTHING! What the bugs crawling on my body do, I can't control.

I just need more of that special shampoo.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 22, 2005, 11:16:23 PM
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Or the conventioning turtles.   Wonder what a turtle pole dancer looks like?
Probably like Mr. Six from the Six Flags commercials.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 23, 2005, 09:12:12 AM
That's creepy.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 23, 2005, 10:46:44 AM
:: masturbates ::
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 23, 2005, 11:00:36 AM
ACK AGAIN!

x.x
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 23, 2005, 11:51:44 AM
Just tell us you're not playing the music while you do.  >.<
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Merla on Aug 23, 2005, 12:29:48 PM
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Just tell us you're not playing the music while you do.  >.<
Numa Numa lei!   :lol:  

That Megs he is one sick puppy.  :P  
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2005, 12:43:48 AM
I thought she meant the Six Flags music.  Bringing back Numa Numa into the converation just adds a whole other level of weird!
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 24, 2005, 09:40:27 AM
I did mean the Six Flags music.  Numa Numa....yikes.  We'll leave that to Merla's friend at work.
Title: Happy Birthday Bernie!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2005, 11:39:28 AM
And now that the air of confusion has lifted, I can properly picture that gross old man-thing pole dancing to that music.  XO