The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Merla on Aug 12, 2005, 02:58:07 PM
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Anyone here wanna give her b-day spankings?!? :lol:
(http://zoids.gmxhome.de/Archiv/HappyBirthday.jpg)
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I'll bite the bullet and do it.....
Let's see....Cat of nine tails or Pig Pong Pallet, Bernie....your choice.
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Happy Birthday, Bernie! I'd ask how many you are, but the number would probably scare me.
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YAY!
NOW GIVE US HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNIE CAKE!
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Happy Happy Birthday!!
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Is it still her birthday?
BLAST!
I declare there to be more celebrating since people aren't posting in their B-Day threads. WTF was with Brian Drummond?
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happy b daaayyyy
hope u get wasted:-D
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sorry that was me
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Thanks. :D
My birthday? My sister thinks I snubbed her by not inviting her fundie ass to a Happy Hour full of rowdy queens because she can't wrap her professional housewife/moomie mind around the concept of a BD Happy Hour in the first place - all birthdays are celebrated with cake and punch and funny little hats, so of course, this is what I did in a fucking PUB, cackling gleefully the entire time over deliberately excluding her. :rolleyes: She's not speaking to me, which may be the best present I've had in years. :lol:
I'd ask how many you are, but the number would probably scare me.
Being 44 doesn't scare me. Knowing that Jack LaLanne (http://www.jacklalanne.com/biograph.html) will be 92 next month and could whup us all, probably at once, scares me. :ph34r:
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Jack LaLanne is still LIVING? Man, when he has a heart attack and that syringe of Adrenaline bends on his ripped pectorals....
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hey Bernie, have you tried the Limbard(or something like that) Framboise? is a belgian beer, its like dark red/purple. my boyfriend LOVES it and i think its probably the best beer I have ever drank
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Yes, Lindeman's Framboise Lambic at a Renfest called Scarborough Faire. I was a bit reluctant to try it, having had a miserable experience with Sam Adams Cherry Wheat :x, but raspberry is a much better match for Lambic (wild yeast) beer. A damn fine drink for a hot afternoon.
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I knowww, its sooooooo good :'(
and the cherry one too!
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SAM LIGHT FOREVER!
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Happy belated Birthday, Bernie!
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Thank you. It's still going on. I'm cracking open the remaining bottle of absinthe this weekend. :D I'll need it before I go car-shopping. :blink:
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SAM LIGHT FOREVER!
I know. Some pricks at my bar have been trying to get me hooked onto Shiner Bock. It's good and all, but it just doesn't do me like Sam.
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See, this would've been the perfect place for shellspark to post, but alas it will not happen.
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Not with the national turtle convention going on this weekend. They have to plan it two years in advance cause it takes most of them 6 months to make the trip.
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I wanna see the turtles...
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Not with the national turtle convention going on this weekend. They have to plan it two years in advance cause it takes most of them 6 months to make the trip.
Rama is definitely becoming a Tom
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That's only because it's easier to become a tom instead of being a Faye, which requires a bloodtype of Vodka and seven unorthodox venereal diseases.
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minus the diseases, but plus an amazing body, an incredible personality and lots of brains
so im sorry tom, maybe you'll have more luck in trying to become a female midget
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I <3 midgets!
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I dunno, that dripping usually doesn't come from midgets, Faye Faye.
But you're right... I should become more like Faye.
It is time to remove this Sith Armor...
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I AM RISEN AS FAYE VALENTINO!
*works it*
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Mine eyes must now be cleansed in a bath of pure acid for the horror in which you have subjected them to. Curse you, Sidious Tom, Curse you and the foul spawn that bothered to birth you from its womb!!
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Tom is dead. I am Man-Faye now.
*works it*
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I was trying to avoid posting directly after MegatronYes was talking about me doing him.
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That's always a good idea.
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Theoretically, I *could* just delete all of the posts in between you and Megan.... theoretically....
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But why would you?
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Not with the national turtle convention going on this weekend. They have to plan it two years in advance cause it takes most of them 6 months to make the trip.
Rama is definitely becoming a Tom
Has it ever occurred to you that Tom is becoming a Rama.... I mean I was technically here first
I'm out of it a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur.
*Wookie Growl*
I'm alright pal...I'm alright.
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But why would you?
Well ridding myself of one of your posts would defintely be a pro. Ridding myself of one of my posts would be a con. Thus, I am conflicted. Perhaps I should call Megan now for a free reading.
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For god's sake Nuri! Do it before his evil faux latino soul corrupts us and our children! THINK OF THE CHILDREN, NURI!!!!
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Children are so stupid.
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Yeah, you should've told me to think of the fluffy kitties instead.
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Or the conventioning turtles. Wonder what a turtle pole dancer looks like?
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.....VALNTINO KILLED THE FLUFFY KITTIES! MAKE HIM PAY NURI!!!
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THE STDs DID! I NEVER KILLED ANYTHING! What the bugs crawling on my body do, I can't control.
I just need more of that special shampoo.
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Or the conventioning turtles. Wonder what a turtle pole dancer looks like?
Probably like Mr. Six from the Six Flags commercials.
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That's creepy.
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:: masturbates ::
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ACK AGAIN!
x.x
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Just tell us you're not playing the music while you do. >.<
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Just tell us you're not playing the music while you do. >.<
Numa Numa lei! :lol:
That Megs he is one sick puppy. :P
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I thought she meant the Six Flags music. Bringing back Numa Numa into the converation just adds a whole other level of weird!
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I did mean the Six Flags music. Numa Numa....yikes. We'll leave that to Merla's friend at work.
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And now that the air of confusion has lifted, I can properly picture that gross old man-thing pole dancing to that music. XO