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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Extra Zero on Aug 12, 2005, 11:27:40 AM

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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 12, 2005, 11:27:40 AM: HAHAHAHAHA. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0810052teach1.html)

Talk about LOW standards.
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Post by: Merla on Aug 12, 2005, 12:28:48 PM: Dudes that is sick. What is with these teachers preying on little boys? Nastiness!!! Just today a 28th year old woman pleaded no contest (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,165523,00.html) to having sex with a 13 year old boy. Below is a picture of her.
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/173032/1_22_081205_PamelaRogersTurner2.jpg)
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 12, 2005, 10:25:16 PM: Where the hell were these? My teachers were fat and nasty, or lesbians >.<
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Post by: The D on Aug 15, 2005, 03:42:06 PM: I wouldn't mind having sex with my teacher for extra credit as long as she's hot...
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 15, 2005, 10:26:16 PM: You = golfball on tee
This board = nine iron
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Post by: Rama on Aug 16, 2005, 12:35:21 AM: Tom didn't bite you did he?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 16, 2005, 09:45:11 AM: He don't need to bite.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 16, 2005, 09:58:38 AM: Yeah, his vapors are enough.
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Post by: Bernie on Aug 16, 2005, 10:06:03 AM: Damn, who WOULDN'T do her??! :blink: I agree with Tom - where were these women when I was 13?
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Post by: Faye on Aug 16, 2005, 11:00:43 AM: special ed? does that means , like, retarded kids? if so, thats fucking fdisgusting,t hat bitch should go to jail for 1000 years
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 16, 2005, 07:37:04 PM: Quote
Damn, who WOULDN'T do her??! :blink: I agree with Tom - where were these women when I was 13?
I woulda shared.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2005, 05:39:06 AM: Quote
He don't need to bite.
I was just wondering if being an insufferable asshole was a communicable disease. If so then both Megs and Tom need to be put down, Old Yellar style.

That reminds me...has anyone seen Disney's latest book version of Olf Yellar? I saw it a few months back and the dog doesn't get rabies and the kid doesn't shoot him. The dog lives and thus more kids are spared the harsh realities of life and grow up to be total pussies.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 17, 2005, 09:12:40 AM: What sucked is, I first saw that in class in Fourth Grade.

We all cried. That was the quietest recess in history.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 17, 2005, 10:17:47 AM: We had to endure Where the Red Fern Grows (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072402/), book & movie. All the cheerleader & pep club chicks were in love with the blonde guy and were sobbing hysterically at the ending. My cynical friends & I were termed evil for laughing because the fern on the grave was so obviously plastic. :P
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 17, 2005, 07:01:47 PM: Quote
special ed? does that means , like, retarded kids? if so, thats fucking fdisgusting,t hat bitch should go to jail for 1000 years
Yes, yes it does.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2005, 11:03:47 AM: I remember most of the stuff I saw in school I never got to see the fucking ending to. And that fucking sick-ass teacher... anything they do to punish her would still be too good for her.

I remember having one hot teacher in the third grade. She was getting married that year, too.
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Post by: The D on Aug 21, 2005, 10:16:21 PM: Quote
special ed? does that means , like, retarded kids? if so, thats fucking fdisgusting,t hat bitch should go to jail for 1000 years
hey bitch, even retard kids need pussy too!

*expects some lame Faye joke about him being one of those retarded kids now*
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 21, 2005, 10:20:09 PM: No, but that type of mentality signals that you'd probably take advantage of a retarded girl if you had the chance.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 22, 2005, 12:24:02 AM: Run Merla, run! Ha, I slay me.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 22, 2005, 01:30:47 AM: Someone get Merla some aloe vera...she's just been burned.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 22, 2005, 12:57:57 PM: Merla can reach you from there, Nuri!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 22, 2005, 06:47:00 PM: Daaaaamn. I felt the heat off that one.....
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Post by: Merla on Aug 23, 2005, 12:41:40 PM: Quote
Merla can reach you from there, Nuri!
It looks like someone is going to have to walk home tonight instead of getting a ride. :D Gee I wonder who the unlucky dipstick is? <_<
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Post by: The D on Aug 23, 2005, 11:20:09 PM: I drool too damn much...

I would need a bib first. :D
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Post by: Sam on Aug 24, 2005, 12:47:56 AM: I only had one fuckable teacher in high school: Miss DeVries, by student teacher in French class senior year.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2005, 01:08:00 AM: The shell has the right idea, go for the student teachers. They are young and unbroken.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 25, 2005, 12:27:02 PM: This entire thread is roughly average yucky for this board.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 25, 2005, 01:38:26 PM: Only cause I made it...
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Post by: The D on Aug 25, 2005, 09:56:41 PM: someone needs her mod powers revoked >_>
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 26, 2005, 11:25:09 AM: Cry baby, cry!
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2005, 08:36:50 PM: :lol:
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Post by: The D on Aug 28, 2005, 10:10:53 PM: I'm not crying. I'm just disappointed that the only good comeback Merla could think of is editing my post.

And no one has even commented about my new avatar yet. I guess that's a good thing and I can keep it.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 28, 2005, 10:41:14 PM: Considering it just looks like a loose sock fell on your avatar I don't think anyone cares either way.
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Post by: Sam on Aug 29, 2005, 02:40:09 AM: You also need to crop it so it's centered and there isn't so damn much white space.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 29, 2005, 12:36:10 PM: I didn't backtrack far enough & was wondering why D would need a drooly bib before guessing. :huh:
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2005, 09:38:20 PM: Quote
You also need to crop it so it's centered and there isn't so damn much white space.
Ha ha, yeah. That bothers me, too.
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Post by: The D on Aug 29, 2005, 09:50:35 PM: Background was invisible but I edited it with an image program that removed the invisibilty, and I don't have one that will remove it.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 29, 2005, 10:03:43 PM: Excuse denied!
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Post by: Rama on Aug 30, 2005, 01:13:14 AM: I did it with a Photo program that is 7 years old and came with a scanner I don't even own anymore. Yours must suck!
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Post by: merla on Aug 30, 2005, 07:41:10 AM: hahahaha I thought Doug's advatar was a baby wearing a diaper! :blink: :lol: hence him needing a bib for his dooling. That's what I get for not paying attention. Opps! My bad! :lol:
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Post by: The D on Aug 30, 2005, 10:16:20 PM: I'm not the one suffering from down syndrome around here.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2005, 10:36:04 PM: Quote
I'm not the one suffering from down syndrome around here.
I guess that's what happens when you sleep on too many duck-feather pillows.
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Post by: The D on Aug 30, 2005, 11:01:40 PM: ......*cough*
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 30, 2005, 11:04:25 PM: All right! I think he's finally starting to die!
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Post by: Sam on Aug 31, 2005, 11:32:12 PM: Can we speed up the process at all?
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 01, 2005, 08:28:37 AM: No, and you should be ashamed for asking.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 01, 2005, 10:04:42 AM: Why?
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 01, 2005, 02:58:50 PM: Because that would make Jesus cry. And then Pat Robertson will call a crusade on all of us.
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Post by: Bernie on Sep 01, 2005, 04:28:22 PM: I'm just waiting for some evangitard to blame Katrina on the New Orleans gay bars. :angry:
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 01, 2005, 04:33:05 PM: Don't forget Girls Gone Wild.
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Post by: Merla on Sep 02, 2005, 08:33:31 AM: Don't forget Maris Gras in general.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 02, 2005, 01:11:32 PM: Quote
I'm just waiting for some evangitard to blame Katrina on the New Orleans gay bars. :angry:
Tee hee! "Evangitard". I like it.
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Sep 02, 2005, 02:23:29 PM: WHEE!!! QUOTABLE!