The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Aug 08, 2005, 12:25:06 PM
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:happybirthday: !!! :bernie: :faye:
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Happy Birthday! How many are you?
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She is 25.
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Happy b daayy Nuriii!!
Let's go to a stripclub
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Ladies stripclub? Hot. Lapdances for all!
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chipandales!
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Well at least E will be happy... I'll just sit at the bar and see if I can find some nice smelling panties.
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ewwwwwwwwwwww
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He said nice smelling panties, not your panties.
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He said nice smelling panties, not your panties.
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So good it had to be said twice!
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Well at least E will be happy... I'll just sit at the bar and see if I can find some nice smelling panties.
What the hell. Has it not been established time and again I'm NOT Gay? I Told everyone I had that crush on that one girl like two years ago. You're reach way far back in time for that one dude.
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PS Happy Birfday Nuri!
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Well at least E will be happy... I'll just sit at the bar and see if I can find some nice smelling panties.
What the hell. Has it not been established time and again I'm NOT Gay? I Told everyone I had that crush on that one girl like two years ago. You're reach way far back in time for that one dude.
Alot can happen in two years, Mary.
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He said nice smelling panties, not your panties.
hahaaaa
you are so funny it makes me wanna cry :'(
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So do your panties x.x
:) HAPPY BIRTHDAY NURI-KINS!
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how would you know?
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He said nice smelling panties, not your panties.
He said nice smelling panties, not your panties.
Oh Shi-
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*innocent grin*
The force is my ally. Beware the darkside... of the panties. x.x
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Skids eh?
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Women do it too. Sometimes you leave a klingon.
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Ew. Let's move on.
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Today was also Jessica's birthday, she's 21. I would like to have celebrated it with her but.............. meh. I can always jack off. <_<
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Happy b-day, Nuri
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happy b-day gbye
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I'm sure she is going to love that you guys spent her whole birthday thread talking about Panties and stripclubs.
Guess I've been away from the sphere a little too long.
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Happy happy belated birthday!!
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I'm sure she is going to love that you guys spent her whole birthday thread talking about Panties and stripclubs.
Guess I've been away from the sphere a little too long.
fucking tom started it. another reason to get his ass banned
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I take it that "fucking" is meant to be an adjective and not a verb? :P
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o.o
It better be an adjective, otherwise I REALLY need to start locking my bedroom door at night x.x
And you said Stripclub, Faye Faye.
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you said panties, tom
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Which shows where my mind is. I love panties and most of the stuff in them. I am just cautious of the darkside.
...but it is too late for me. 4 Chan has made me it's master.
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Panties vs. Stripclubs. This needs an episode of MXC.
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Vic: Well what do you think of today's contestant's Kenny?
Kenny: I'd like to get into both!
Vic: KENNY!
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Today was also Jessica's birthday, she's 21. I would like to have celebrated it with her but.............. meh. I can always jack off. <_<
when did she go from 17 to 21?
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No.
The seventeen-year-old was one of several since I said goodbye to Strawberry. Please, try to keep up.
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Yeah man keep up with things will ya. Even I knew they were two different chicks. And by Crum what have you people do to my sister's birthday thread. **starts bleaching the floor and walls**
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Strawberry?
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Fresa, si. Mi novia para uhh... tres dias.
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Where the hell is Nuriko anyways. THIS IS FUCKING WEAK!
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Fresa, si. Mi novia para uhh... tres dias.
your gf's name was STRAWBERRY?
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I liked cousin Strawberry.
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Where the hell is Nuriko anyways. THIS IS FUCKING WEAK!
I heard she called for those free tickets to the Price is Right, flew out to Hollywood to the show, got picked, kissed Bob Barker, won a trip to Hawaii in the showcase showdown and then had her pet spayed and/or netured.
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Liar! They make you pay taxes on any prize you win on a gameshow. Unless she wanted to pay 3,000 to take Bob's prizes, she woulda taken the money and blew it on a trip down in TJ.
We all need to see the tatoo.
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I remember the gigantic woman on TPIR who ran up in a tube top. By the time she got to the stage, everybody was grateful for the 7-second delay. Poor Bob. :blink:
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Nuriko wouldn't wear a tube top, unless Drummond would be there.
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Yeah, but if she did she'd proably come out of it if she started running.....
Wait...Wait.....Just give me a moment.....
Ok... Anyone got a smoke?
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Oh sweet jesus.
ACK!!!
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So that's a no....
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EW.
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*puts some newspaper down*
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Yeah you guys are right.......
Smoking is a nasty habit, here you can have it back Tom.
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Good!
*sucks long and hard on it*
Mmmm, Menthol.
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Hee hee, sucks long and hard.
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i love when they give out free packs of menthols in the bars. i have like 8 now:-D
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Hee hee, sucks long and hard.
Heh heh heh heh hee.
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Classic. Cornholio....easiest damn Halloween costume ever.
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Hee hee, sucks long and hard.
Heh heh heh heh hee.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hee hee, sucks long and hard.
Heh heh heh heh hee.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
TOO FUCKING FUNNY
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WHAT IS DO DAMN FUNNY ABOUT ME SUCKING LONG AND HARD!?
I hardly find it funny, smoking is not a laughing matter. The smoke is giving you all second hand cancer.
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Bah. Now I want a drag.
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No, turn away from the dark side! There is GOOD in YOU!.
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Bah. Now I want a drag.
Speaking of Drag... And what good side?
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Wow, that's going to get old real....actually it's old now.
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Considering how he wore out Evil Monkey Tom and Darth Tom right down to the ass-bone, we shouldn't expect anything less.
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Oh good...something to look forward too. It's got me almost as excited as all those "Brother's Grim" TV spots they've been running. Can't wait to totally ignore that movie!
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Or as I like to call it, "2 Grimm 2 Furious".
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Man, I borrowed "2 Fast 2 Furious" and I swear they could have had a board with "Paul Walker" written on it and got the same preformance. I am so glad I didn't pay to rent that.
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Were you expecting any less?
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...THat was pretty clever, 2 grimm 2 furious...Heheh.
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Heath Ledger looks like John Tuturro. How did that happen?
And what's an ass bone?
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Yeah, I'm so glad he doesn't actually look like Heath Ledger in the movie.
And why would you actually watch it, Rama? Didn't you see the first one and what a total ass-cake of a movie it was? That right there was enough to completely dismiss the sequel the moment I heard of its existence.
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And what's an ass bone?
Verb or noun?
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Could it be an adverb?
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It's a noun.
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And why would you actually watch it, Rama? Didn't you see the first one and what a total ass-cake of a movie it was? That right there was enough to completely dismiss the sequel the moment I heard of its existence.
Well you see I had been lucky enough to avoid the first movie, (although I did watch it on TNT a recently) and didn't know to much about it other then it was the kinda movie that made those guys with Rice burners get wicked hard ons. I really didn't know what I was getting into, and I actually didn't intend to take 2 Fast with me. I was there to borrow another movie, and 2 Fast was just kinda thrown in with the deal.
And the ass bone would be the pelvic bone.
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That's just silly then. My assbone is covered in yellow lycra.
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I actually rented the first one. I was tricked by Pitch Black into thinking that Vin Diesel came out in good movies, but that one and XxX and Boiler Room proved to me that it was a heinous fluke.
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Vin Diesel just needs to come out.
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He did. It's called "The Pacifier".
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Yeah passed on XXX 2 in order to do that....that was a lose lose situation if you ask me.
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I Liked XxX2 better than the first. It felt more like an action movie and less like a really bad Extreme Sports movie with guns.
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Vin Diesel just needs to come out.
That's what everybody says. That Vin Diesel is homosexual. Come to think of it you never do see him out with a woman, he is never seen out with anyone.
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my friend knows him(he's from manhattan and he knows a lots of actors and famous people) and he says Vin Diesel has sooooo many girls, its like he has fucked all of manhattan's coochs. he also says he must have 20000000 stds
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He's never seen with any women. Never. When he goes to award shows, he takes his mother. GAY!
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Orlando Bloom used to taked his grandmother.
If I had to go with someone and i didn't have a steady bf/fiance/husband, I would go with my dad
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Orlando Bloom used to taked his grandmother.
If I had to go with someone and i didn't have a steady bf/fiance/husband, I would go with my dad
And that is sweet, but he turned around and was seen with all kinds of pretty scrumpets. Vin Diesel is NEVER seen with women, just other guys.
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my friend knows him(he's from manhattan and he knows a lots of actors and famous people) and he says Vin Diesel has sooooo many girls, its like he has fucked all of manhattan's coochs. he also says he must have 20000000 stds
AHAHAHA! Christ, it probably looks like a cauliflower by now.
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Shhh, Carson from Queer Eye might wanna try a new recipe with it.
Nah, Carson would only go for a nice Jewish Boy.
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But Carson wasn't the cook one, that one was Ted or something. They're all like smurfs, they only do one task.
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Shhh, Carson from Queer Eye might wanna try a new recipe with it.
Nah, Carson would only go for a nice Jewish Boy.
CARSON IS JEWISH? no way, he was perfect:'(
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You anti-semite.
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Look what you did! Now Carson will have to be gassed! Curse you, Valentino!
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Don't listen to them Faye. The Jews ARE the source of all the worlds woes. Just read the Elders of Zion and you'll find out! Now let's get you fitted for your arm band.
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I want an arm band too, fucker.
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All right, All right.... I brought enough ArmBands and "Literature" for everyone.
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Do all the guys have to wear those little shorts? Didn't the Nazis know how creepy that was? :blink:
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