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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Aug 08, 2005, 11:28:27 AM

Title: One for the "Why, God...Why??!!" files
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 08, 2005, 11:28:27 AM
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Britney Spears is to film herself giving birth for a TV show. The sexy singer, who is expecting her first baby with husband Kevin Federline later this year, will show the footage in a one-off sequel to her hit reality series 'Britney and Kevin: Chaotic'.

Meanwhile, Britney is reportedly to give birth listening to Disney tunes. The 23-year-old 'Toxic' singer - who starred on the Disney Channel's 'Mickey Mouse Club' show as a child - is said to have chosen her favourite songs from 'The Princess Collection' to help her cope with labour.

I'm unplugging all the TVs that night in case a freak lightning storm causes arcs that fry the channel selector.   :x
Title: One for the "Why, God...Why??!!" files
Post by: Rama on Aug 08, 2005, 02:39:38 PM
"Hit" show? I guess that's a matter of opinon.  
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Post by: Guest on Aug 08, 2005, 03:40:22 PM
Yeah man I thought it was a dud.  Never seen it but I kept reading how it wasn't pulling ratings.
Title: One for the "Why, God...Why??!!" files
Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 08, 2005, 04:07:03 PM
i didnt even know she had a tv show
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 08, 2005, 04:07:27 PM
...our society has officially started it's decline.
Title: One for the "Why, God...Why??!!" files
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 08, 2005, 09:09:20 PM
Started? It's been on the decline since Batman: The Animated Series went totally Toony.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 08, 2005, 09:24:20 PM
How the hell does Britney's diseased and stretched out coocher getting a TV show get trumped by a different artstyle?

It doesn't.
Title: One for the "Why, God...Why??!!" files
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 09, 2005, 08:12:58 AM
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diseased and stretched out coocher

Didn't one of the new villians look like that?  :huh:  
Title: One for the "Why, God...Why??!!" files
Post by: Derrick on Aug 09, 2005, 05:03:00 PM
Oh I hope not x.x
Title: One for the "Why, God...Why??!!" files
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 10, 2005, 11:57:56 PM
Batman: The Animated Series was awesome, and it lost a lot of appeal when it went from Noir Styling to Toon styling. When it was canceled all together...That was the first bell toll of the death of society, for me.
Nowadays, what do we have?
Badly translated and gutted Anime's on Network TV's, or crappy american programming.
Title: One for the "Why, God...Why??!!" files
Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2005, 11:34:39 AM
Jesus Christ that's sick.  What a damn attention whore.  What else is gross is that new music video of hers.  I was watching TV with Merla and it was coming out and I was like "hey, I haven't seen this one before" because stab me but I actually like some of her stuff.  So we're watching and then I hear the dreaded word "baby" (and not in use as some sort of kindly epithet either)... and then we see that she's in fact FUCKING PREGO FOR THE VIDEO!  UAAAAAAAAGH!!!!  I just changed it right there.  Bleh!