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Title: An old nickname coined here..
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 04, 2005, 10:45:52 PM
First of all, let's keep the jokes that'll come from this thread tasteful, humorous, and not totally ignorant, cause I'm in a pretty good mood about this, and am quite relieved.
Now, over the last year or so, a couple of my relatives had had cancer. My Uncle died from it, and my grandmother is in remission from it...
So when I found a lump in my ass, my first thought was colon cancer.
This last week I went to the doctor......and it was hemmroids. Bit of a relief, let me tell you. It was a bit silly of me to worry that it was cancer (I'm a little young for it), looking back, but still.

So as I was walking out of the office, I recalled a nickname somebody coined around these parts, back in my "Matt Black aka Mr. Emerid" days, and I actually laughed.
"Mr. Hemeroid."
Har Har Har.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 04, 2005, 10:54:40 PM
Tasteful, humorous, and not totally ignorant? You do know where you are don't you?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 05, 2005, 12:34:50 AM
People used to call me "Megatron No".
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 05, 2005, 12:44:21 AM
Im a fucking Dark Lord of the Sith.

What were you doing, feeling up your anus?
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 05, 2005, 03:02:23 AM
No, I'm no poser.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 05, 2005, 09:35:31 AM
Dark Lord? DORK Lord maybe.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 05, 2005, 10:59:20 AM
Still, why were you feeling up your ASS?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 05, 2005, 02:07:56 PM
-_- Everybody has to go to the bathroom sometime. There was no "Feeling up".
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2005, 04:31:57 PM
Yeah, sometimes you wipe and find a prize.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 05, 2005, 07:55:05 PM
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Still, why were you feeling up your ASS?
I understand hemroids cause pain while defecating on the Dark Lord's face.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 05, 2005, 08:30:36 PM
And How!
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 05, 2005, 09:32:12 PM
That is why i wear the helmet and lock my door now when I sleep.

Sick fucks.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 06, 2005, 10:39:38 AM
Remember! In the field, the Dark lord's helmet is dual use!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 08, 2005, 11:59:00 AM
Which is why he hates those "report immediately" emergency musters....
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Post by: Rama on Aug 08, 2005, 02:19:15 PM
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That is why i wear the helmet and lock my door now when I sleep.

Sick fucks.
Come on admit it...You lock your door at night cause you don't want anyone walking in on you while you are "Choking your Admiral Ozzel."  
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Post by: Guest on Aug 08, 2005, 03:43:26 PM
It's scary to think of all those people who don't properly wipe and wash their asses.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 08, 2005, 04:08:31 PM
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That is why i wear the helmet and lock my door now when I sleep.

Sick fucks.
Come on admit it...You lock your door at night cause you don't want anyone walking in on you while you are "Choking your Admiral Ozzel."
Hey, I didn't hear you bitching when I made you the Admiral.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 09, 2005, 01:26:35 AM
Yeah you did....I said that if you were getting paid for this you could at least TRY to be good at it.  
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 09, 2005, 01:55:42 AM
...I need to find an A-Wing pilot.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 10, 2005, 11:37:31 PM
Try a B wing'er.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2005, 11:28:08 AM
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It's scary to think of all those people who don't properly wipe and wash their asses.
[doHTML]Probably also a huge part of the percentage that doesn't wash their hands.  And also a huge percentage of those people that stick their fingers in their mouths and want to hand <S>me</S> you money.  God, I hate that.  Stop picking your teeth, fucker!  Don't touch me, fucker![/doHTML]