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Title: Okay, I'm speechless
Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 02, 2005, 11:21:37 AM
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Brew PROBLEM! need help!, Babys diaper fell in primary fermentator

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 No joke! My wife had a pissy diaper on on the top shelf (have no idea why!!) 

And It fell in when I was reaching for the Lid! I quick got it out, and ran up stairs to see if it was a used, or unused diaper.....
IT WAS USED!!!

It was a Hefewizen!!!

Now what! Should I throw this out or not 

NEED HELP

***NOT A JOKE****


A nice frothy Tinklewizen, sir?  :x


 
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 02, 2005, 12:55:30 PM
Jesus.  :huh:  
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Post by: joe on Aug 02, 2005, 02:37:46 PM
Heh. On the other hand, most homemade liquor tastes like piss anyway.
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Post by: Merla on Aug 02, 2005, 03:08:19 PM
Yeah and it taste like shit too.  :lol:  
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Post by: Rama on Aug 02, 2005, 03:34:37 PM
It'll give the Beer a hearty texture and that little tang at the end.  
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 02, 2005, 03:38:48 PM
You'll shut the hell up.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 02, 2005, 03:41:34 PM
Plus.....The Prize. CORN!!!!!!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 02, 2005, 06:46:09 PM
EW.
>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 02, 2005, 07:03:34 PM
HAR HAR HAR, now where's my Urinalager.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2005, 07:15:40 PM
Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it.  They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what?  Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
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Post by: Rama on Aug 02, 2005, 11:40:39 PM
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>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.

Hey yeah! Get Faye to drink it, Faye will drink anything!

WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!  
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 03, 2005, 12:18:24 AM
In the fridge!  *ZING!*
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 03, 2005, 12:37:13 AM
Am I that bad?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 03, 2005, 01:45:08 AM
You don't really want an answer to that.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 03, 2005, 02:19:29 AM
:(
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 03, 2005, 08:03:24 AM
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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it.  They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what?  Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 03, 2005, 10:02:42 AM
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>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.

Hey yeah! Get Faye to drink it, Faye will drink anything!

WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!
I dont drink as much beer as before. im afraid i might get a beer belly:(
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 03, 2005, 11:50:43 AM
What about cottage cheese thunder thighs?
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 03, 2005, 12:01:19 PM
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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it.  They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what?  Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.
No, no. They're askng whther to keep the blender into which the diaper fell. Touch one, really.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 04, 2005, 10:06:20 PM
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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it.  They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what?  Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.
No, no. They're askng whther to keep the blender into which the diaper fell. Touch one, really.
Oh, right, they already drank the beer, of course.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 05, 2005, 10:41:49 AM
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What about cottage cheese thunder thighs?
eww fuck no
my thighs are incredibly fine
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2005, 04:35:46 PM
OHHHH.... well, I guess that depends how nice the blender is, how disgusted they were by it, and if they can afford to go out and get a new one.  I'd just get the hot water and bleach and go to town on it.  Then I'd kill and feast on the child.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 08, 2005, 11:40:02 AM
The guy's primary fermenting vat (http://www.homebrewit.com/aisle/1120) was located under a shelf or shelves.  Whilst lifting off the lid to chell the progress of his beer, he bumped the shelf upon which a urine-laden diaper was resting, thus sending the ripe piss-baggie hurtling into the brew.  He fished it out, but wanted to know if the beer was still drinkable or if he had to start all over.  The problem was not sanitation of the vessel, but the contents.

I think he needs to put his skanky wife who apparently leaves pee bombs all over the damn place in the fermentor with the ruined batch and roll her down a few hills.   <_<  
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Post by: Faye on Aug 15, 2005, 04:28:45 PM
or he should get a nanny
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 15, 2005, 10:34:25 PM
Yeah. And screw her! Screw his nanny!


Screw my nanny!



Screw you! :angry:  
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Post by: Rama on Aug 16, 2005, 12:29:39 AM
Wait....are any of those people hot?  
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Post by: Faye on Aug 16, 2005, 11:33:59 AM
moi!:D
haha no, i dont know. im very humble  
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Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2005, 05:48:04 AM
Bah, I'd only screw you if I had a condem made of lead!


Sorry.....I couldn't help myself. It was too easy an insult, I just couldn't let it go. The devil made me do it....He's a cheeky bastard.  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 17, 2005, 10:20:27 AM
All the sailors in the Franklin Expedition went mad from lead poisioning.  That's what lead-condomed shenanigans will get you. ;)  
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Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2005, 03:51:27 PM
Well it's either lead posioning or the deadly radiation of Faye's little friend. Besides I'd only be in there 5-6 seconds tops. LOL!

But maybe I should have went with a different insult, like: "They say everyone is a little gay, and they also say that when you sleep with someone you are sleeping with everyone they slept with, but sister I'm not THAT gay!"  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2005, 04:01:35 PM
radiation? little friend?? huh?? :huh:  
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Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2005, 04:04:03 PM
Bah, if you have to explain a joke it just loses it's effect, and it wasn't that good of a joke to begin with.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 17, 2005, 04:04:58 PM
ok, so now rama=tom and tom=rama
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Post by: Rama on Aug 17, 2005, 04:05:54 PM
HE BIT ME!!!!! OH GOD!!!! 911!!!!! 911!!!!!!!  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 18, 2005, 11:09:34 AM
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ok, so now rama=tom and tom=rama
Pretty much.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 18, 2005, 03:51:09 PM
Ouch, baby Ouch.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 19, 2005, 12:04:13 AM
Yeah, do I have freakish ape hands? No.

I take offense to that.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 19, 2005, 12:20:14 AM
And my hair is much nicer then his......
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 19, 2005, 08:55:03 AM
and contrary to tom, rama gets ass
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 19, 2005, 11:33:47 AM
Too bad it's hairy.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 19, 2005, 12:39:52 PM
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and contrary to tom, rama gets ass
English as a second language, folks.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 19, 2005, 02:48:03 PM
:slaps megs:
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Post by: Merla on Aug 19, 2005, 03:00:00 PM
:blink:   That was uncalled for man.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 19, 2005, 04:05:59 PM
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Too bad it's hairy.
Not when she shaves.......DUH!  
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 19, 2005, 08:46:48 PM
x.x
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 21, 2005, 12:48:09 AM
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Yeah, do I have freakish ape hands? No.

I take offense to that.
Yeah, sorry.  I know I should've carried the one, but I thought it looked better to round approximately since the answer had an eight.
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Post by: Derrick on Aug 21, 2005, 11:45:24 AM
You're forgiven.
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Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 23, 2005, 10:30:50 AM
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:blink:   That was uncalled for man.
No. You are.
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Post by: Merla on Aug 23, 2005, 12:38:37 PM
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:blink:   That was uncalled for man.
No. You are.
I wasn't talking you.  I was talking to Tom.
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 23, 2005, 01:09:05 PM
Hairy ass is bad? I doubt it.
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Post by: Merla on Aug 23, 2005, 02:22:51 PM
Me telling Tom that that was uncalled for was a put down on Rama!
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Post by: Rama on Aug 23, 2005, 11:43:19 PM
Someone get a Caveman in here to translate for us.  
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 24, 2005, 12:07:31 AM
omg learn english lol
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2005, 12:31:38 AM
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Someone get a Caveman in here to translate for us.
Why, can't you read that?
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Post by: Rama on Aug 24, 2005, 02:07:10 AM
Oddly enough I can't, this goes far beyond anything I've ever seen before. Despite the Rama virus orginating with me, it's clearly mutated into something far greater then even I can grasp. Best thing to do would be to put a bullet in her brain and burn the body.

but I can try:

" Me tell Tom that that was uncalled for was a put down on Rama!"

I'm telling Tom, that it was uncalled for, (Because) it was a put down on Rama!


Which that doesn't make any sense, cause it looks like Merla was actually sticking up for me and we all know she'd rather die then do that.  
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 24, 2005, 02:16:37 AM
Dont underestimate the hate on me.
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Post by: Rama on Aug 24, 2005, 02:19:54 AM
That is a good point...she may just dislike you more. Which is understandable. I'm a charming bastard, where as you're.......Tom.  
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 24, 2005, 02:55:06 AM
I AM FAYE VALENTINO
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 24, 2005, 07:36:20 AM
Oh go get fucked. We all know you're just Tom in drag rather than Tom the Cosplayer.
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Post by: Merla on Aug 24, 2005, 08:04:31 AM
Oh shut up you people!  I work a busy desk I don't have time to proof read the stuff I type.  I shouldn't even be here because I am suppose to be doing my work.  I was being sarcastic when I told Tom his put down of Rama was uncalled for.  Yes I would rather die then stick up for Rama.  I die a thousand deaths.  Okay maybe that is a bit much.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 24, 2005, 08:49:10 AM
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Oh go get fucked. We all know you're just Tom in drag rather than Tom the Cosplayer.
 :lol:  :lol:  
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Post by: Faye Valentino on Aug 24, 2005, 12:08:31 PM
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Oh go get fucked. We all know you're just Tom in drag rather than Tom the Cosplayer.
Are you coming on to me? YOU CAN'T HAVE-A THE MANGO!

Wait, wrong outfit.  :lol:  
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Post by: Rama on Aug 25, 2005, 12:22:02 AM
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Yes I would rather die then stick up for Rama.  I die a thousand deaths.  Okay maybe that is a bit much.
Well! I hope I don't get you for a secret Santa this year.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 25, 2005, 08:59:25 AM
......Ellipses are for losers.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 25, 2005, 11:15:13 AM
LIES....
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2005, 11:35:21 AM
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but I can try:

" Me tell Tom that that was uncalled for was a put down on Rama!"

I'm telling Tom, that it was uncalled for, (Because) it was a put down on Rama!
"My telling Tom that it was uncalled for was a put down on Rama."  And no, I didn't have to ask her or read her other post for that matter.