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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Aug 02, 2005, 11:21:37 AM
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Brew PROBLEM! need help!, Babys diaper fell in primary fermentator
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No joke! My wife had a pissy diaper on on the top shelf (have no idea why!!)
And It fell in when I was reaching for the Lid! I quick got it out, and ran up stairs to see if it was a used, or unused diaper.....
IT WAS USED!!!
It was a Hefewizen!!!
Now what! Should I throw this out or not
NEED HELP
***NOT A JOKE****
A nice frothy Tinklewizen, sir? :x
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Jesus. :huh:
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Heh. On the other hand, most homemade liquor tastes like piss anyway.
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Yeah and it taste like shit too. :lol:
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It'll give the Beer a hearty texture and that little tang at the end.
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You'll shut the hell up.
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Plus.....The Prize. CORN!!!!!!
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EW.
>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.
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HAR HAR HAR, now where's my Urinalager.
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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it. They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what? Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
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>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.
Hey yeah! Get Faye to drink it, Faye will drink anything!
WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!
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In the fridge! *ZING!*
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Am I that bad?
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You don't really want an answer to that.
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:(
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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it. They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what? Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.
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>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.
Hey yeah! Get Faye to drink it, Faye will drink anything!
WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!
I dont drink as much beer as before. im afraid i might get a beer belly:(
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What about cottage cheese thunder thighs?
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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it. They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what? Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.
No, no. They're askng whther to keep the blender into which the diaper fell. Touch one, really.
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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it. They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what? Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.
No, no. They're askng whther to keep the blender into which the diaper fell. Touch one, really.
Oh, right, they already drank the beer, of course.
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What about cottage cheese thunder thighs?
eww fuck no
my thighs are incredibly fine
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OHHHH.... well, I guess that depends how nice the blender is, how disgusted they were by it, and if they can afford to go out and get a new one. I'd just get the hot water and bleach and go to town on it. Then I'd kill and feast on the child.
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The guy's primary fermenting vat (http://www.homebrewit.com/aisle/1120) was located under a shelf or shelves. Whilst lifting off the lid to chell the progress of his beer, he bumped the shelf upon which a urine-laden diaper was resting, thus sending the ripe piss-baggie hurtling into the brew. He fished it out, but wanted to know if the beer was still drinkable or if he had to start all over. The problem was not sanitation of the vessel, but the contents.
I think he needs to put his skanky wife who apparently leaves pee bombs all over the damn place in the fermentor with the ruined batch and roll her down a few hills. <_<
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or he should get a nanny
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Yeah. And screw her! Screw his nanny!
Screw my nanny!
Screw you! :angry:
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Wait....are any of those people hot?
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moi!:D
haha no, i dont know. im very humble
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Bah, I'd only screw you if I had a condem made of lead!
Sorry.....I couldn't help myself. It was too easy an insult, I just couldn't let it go. The devil made me do it....He's a cheeky bastard.
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All the sailors in the Franklin Expedition went mad from lead poisioning. That's what lead-condomed shenanigans will get you. ;)
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Well it's either lead posioning or the deadly radiation of Faye's little friend. Besides I'd only be in there 5-6 seconds tops. LOL!
But maybe I should have went with a different insult, like: "They say everyone is a little gay, and they also say that when you sleep with someone you are sleeping with everyone they slept with, but sister I'm not THAT gay!"
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radiation? little friend?? huh?? :huh:
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Bah, if you have to explain a joke it just loses it's effect, and it wasn't that good of a joke to begin with.
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ok, so now rama=tom and tom=rama
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HE BIT ME!!!!! OH GOD!!!! 911!!!!! 911!!!!!!!
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ok, so now rama=tom and tom=rama
Pretty much.
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Ouch, baby Ouch.
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Yeah, do I have freakish ape hands? No.
I take offense to that.
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And my hair is much nicer then his......
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and contrary to tom, rama gets ass
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Too bad it's hairy.
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and contrary to tom, rama gets ass
English as a second language, folks.
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:slaps megs:
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:blink: That was uncalled for man.
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Too bad it's hairy.
Not when she shaves.......DUH!
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x.x
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Yeah, do I have freakish ape hands? No.
I take offense to that.
Yeah, sorry. I know I should've carried the one, but I thought it looked better to round approximately since the answer had an eight.
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You're forgiven.
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:blink: That was uncalled for man.
No. You are.
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:blink: That was uncalled for man.
No. You are.
I wasn't talking you. I was talking to Tom.
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Hairy ass is bad? I doubt it.
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Me telling Tom that that was uncalled for was a put down on Rama!
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Someone get a Caveman in here to translate for us.
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omg learn english lol
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Someone get a Caveman in here to translate for us.
Why, can't you read that?
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Oddly enough I can't, this goes far beyond anything I've ever seen before. Despite the Rama virus orginating with me, it's clearly mutated into something far greater then even I can grasp. Best thing to do would be to put a bullet in her brain and burn the body.
but I can try:
" Me tell Tom that that was uncalled for was a put down on Rama!"
I'm telling Tom, that it was uncalled for, (Because) it was a put down on Rama!
Which that doesn't make any sense, cause it looks like Merla was actually sticking up for me and we all know she'd rather die then do that.
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Dont underestimate the hate on me.
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That is a good point...she may just dislike you more. Which is understandable. I'm a charming bastard, where as you're.......Tom.
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I AM FAYE VALENTINO
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Oh go get fucked. We all know you're just Tom in drag rather than Tom the Cosplayer.
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Oh shut up you people! I work a busy desk I don't have time to proof read the stuff I type. I shouldn't even be here because I am suppose to be doing my work. I was being sarcastic when I told Tom his put down of Rama was uncalled for. Yes I would rather die then stick up for Rama. I die a thousand deaths. Okay maybe that is a bit much.
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Oh go get fucked. We all know you're just Tom in drag rather than Tom the Cosplayer.
:lol: :lol:
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Oh go get fucked. We all know you're just Tom in drag rather than Tom the Cosplayer.
Are you coming on to me? YOU CAN'T HAVE-A THE MANGO!
Wait, wrong outfit. :lol:
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Yes I would rather die then stick up for Rama. I die a thousand deaths. Okay maybe that is a bit much.
Well! I hope I don't get you for a secret Santa this year.
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......Ellipses are for losers.
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LIES....
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but I can try:
" Me tell Tom that that was uncalled for was a put down on Rama!"
I'm telling Tom, that it was uncalled for, (Because) it was a put down on Rama!
"My telling Tom that it was uncalled for was a put down on Rama." And no, I didn't have to ask her or read her other post for that matter.