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Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 22, 2005, 03:30:44 PM
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*hugs his knees and rocks back and forth*

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Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Bernie on Jul 22, 2005, 04:08:13 PM
So Rubber Johnny has robbed you of all sense and this is you (http://www.click2houston.com/irresistible/4756606/detail.html) after all.   :blink:  
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 23, 2005, 10:58:50 AM
Pussy!  
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Rama on Jul 25, 2005, 05:03:01 PM
I think Rubber Johnny is still going to be hungry after he finishes with Tom.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 25, 2005, 08:47:17 PM
An anorexic would be hungry after eating Tom.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 25, 2005, 09:26:43 PM
Is that an insult..?
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 30, 2005, 11:48:21 PM
You know there's a Rubber Johnny movie, don't you?  All of that is digital effect.  Music video director Chris Cunningham created it all.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 30, 2005, 11:49:30 PM
What do you think I posted?
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 31, 2005, 12:30:17 AM
There's a FULL movie.  That was the short film made before it.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 31, 2005, 11:59:26 AM
Who would sit through an hour and a half of that?
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 31, 2005, 02:31:19 PM
Crazy people.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 31, 2005, 06:17:31 PM
The film's described as a "room-clearer".
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 31, 2005, 07:00:44 PM
That's bad, right?
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: B E C K on Jul 31, 2005, 08:36:43 PM
Not when there's a fire and people are too in shock to get up and move.  Sometimes one needs a motivation greater than the risk of death.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 31, 2005, 08:42:21 PM
WHat is GREATER than the risk of DEATH?
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Derrick on Jul 31, 2005, 09:26:38 PM
Risk of getting horrible STDs?
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 01, 2005, 10:51:00 AM
STD or Death. Hm.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Derrick on Aug 01, 2005, 11:06:11 AM
Death is quick. Imagine have a head cauliflower growing on your dick.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 01, 2005, 12:49:46 PM
Hm. There's a logic there, but death isn't always quick...
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 01, 2005, 01:11:41 PM
Yes. Much like a fat man taking a load of milk up a hill.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 01, 2005, 01:42:50 PM
"DERRR HURRRR, FAT!"
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 01, 2005, 03:41:20 PM
An applause please, for Jordan's uncanny representation of the afformentioned hypothetical fat man's actions.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Aug 01, 2005, 04:50:33 PM
Hurray!
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Fiero on Aug 01, 2005, 10:08:53 PM
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Yes. Much like a fat man taking a load of milk up a hill.
It's quite obvious he'd just sit down and drink it.  Hypochrondiacally.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 01, 2005, 11:28:46 PM
Hypochrondiacally
That is so totally not a word.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: MegatronYES on Aug 02, 2005, 12:54:33 PM
Yet still so very stylishly presented.
Title: Rubber Johnny!!!
Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2005, 07:22:09 PM
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Yes. Much like a fat man taking a load of milk up a hill.
It's quite obvious he'd just sit down and drink it.  Hypochrondiacally.
Dude, that's what I was thinking.  He'd totally drink it all before getting halfway up.  Then he'd ditch the job because all the milk containers are now empty anyway and go git hisself a cheeseburger.